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Right when you think you saw everything and then some crazy crap like this comes along.. I would squeal like a little baby pig--LOL!


[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Check this out:
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Can you see what you don't want in a girl right here. Fast forward as its not even dick lifting..

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Happy Hunting..

Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby Poll: Is McCain Making a Move?

Republican John McCain made a small gain against Democrat Barack Obama and has pulled back within the margin of error, now trailing Obama by five points, 49.1% to 44.1%, the latest Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby daily tracking telephone poll shows.

[url]http://www.zogby.com/main.htm[/url]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby Poll: Is McCain Making a Move?

Republican John McCain made a small gain against Democrat Barack Obama and has pulled back within the margin of error, now trailing Obama by five points, 49.1% to 44.1%, the latest Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby daily tracking telephone poll shows.

[url]http://www.zogby.com/main.htm[/url][/QUOTE]What does this have to do with Anal?

You idiot republicans need to get over it! The rest of the world has gotten over you!

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LOL!!!!!!! I have no idea how this got here! I wondered where it went to.. LOL!


[QUOTE=R Consultant]Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby Poll: Is McCain Making a Move?

Republican John McCain made a small gain against Democrat Barack Obama and has pulled back within the margin of error, now trailing Obama by five points, 49.1% to 44.1%, the latest Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby daily tracking telephone poll shows.

[url]http://www.zogby.com/main.htm[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]LOL!!!!!!! I have no idea how this got here! I wondered where it went to.. LOL![/QUOTE]

Anal sex and Republican polling ... He's knows where all the red states are, he's just looking for the brown states. Me too - I'd LOVE to find a Sarah Palin look-a-like provider for anal sex. Does anyone know of one?

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Anal sex and Republican polling ... He's knows where all the red states are, he's just looking for the brown states. Me too - I'd LOVE to find a Sarah Palin look-a-like provider for anal sex. Does anyone know of one?

CB[/QUOTE]
I bet the porn industry will jump on the opprtunity to do a Palin look alike film. Can you imagine pounding her asshole til she lost her shit.

[QUOTE=Murdogg525]I bet the porn industry will jump on the opprtunity to do a Palin look alike film.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Ren Man]Well, maybe I'm stupid. I don't do BB with providers, but with some of the MILFs I've met on CL Casual Encounters, I will go BB after I get to know them. Believe me, a cheating soccer mom doesn't want to bring anything back to hubby anymore than you want to bring it home to wifey. And since I've been snipped, there no worry of unplanned parenthood - so hell yeah! BBFS just feels SO DAMN GOOD. And BB anal takes it to a whole new level - for her as well as me. And nothing like making a juicy creampie to get me all stirred up and ready for round two.[/QUOTE]I seem to only get the scams that try to get your credit card number first. Or, the chicks that are CAM girls. I have had zero luck with finding a soccer mom that just wants to fuck. Especially to fuck her in the ass. So, what's the secret to finding the real chicks?

Get them to answer YOUR ads. Have an *angle* in your ads that's a bit different from the others. Have reasonably good writing skills. Don't sound like a jerk. Be patient, and be willing to wade thru a lot of BS on your way to the gems.

My CL success just keep on cumming. Had fun for three days last week with a woman in town for business and wanting to cut loose while she was away from home. Several others "in the works" right now and expecting a good time next week.

[QUOTE=Misfit]Damn you know a girl is giving you good head, if she pukes when your gagging her mouth with your cock. Nice video.

Misfit[/QUOTE]Misfit, if she pukes (when it's not what you asked for), either she's poorly trained or you're not paying attention.

V

[QUOTE=R Consultant]Can you see what you don't want in a girl right here. Fast forward as its not even dick lifting..

[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/261608/first-facial/[/url]

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Possibly the worst blow job ever captured on film. What it has to do with anal, I don't know. But it 's good to see that there are gentleman our there with discerning taste.

V

[QUOTE=Verotica]Misfit, if she pukes (when it's not what you asked for), either she's poorly trained or you're not paying attention.

V[/QUOTE]
I believe they said she was having morning sickness. She looked really good to be in that condition. The bad is this section is about anal, not BJ's.

[QUOTE=Ren Man]Get them to answer YOUR ads. Have an *angle* in your ads that's a bit different from the others. Have reasonably good writing skills. Don't sound like a jerk. Be patient, and be willing to wade thru a lot of BS on your way to the gems.

My CL success just keep on cumming. Had fun for three days last week with a woman in town for business and wanting to cut loose while she was away from home. Several others "in the works" right now and expecting a good time next week.[/QUOTE]Do you post a photo with your add like your dong or G rated? Do you mention looking for greek, or just say looking for someone for NSA sex?