The Prickyard

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2864099]Five Guys is good. The big problem is when a friend or coworker points out that you dripped mayonnaise on your shirt.

Friend: "What's that?

You: "What? Oh! I had 5 guys for lunch. It got a little messy. ".

Awkward silence follows.

Unless it's a good friend who says "Damn! I bet your ass is sore. ".

Instead of paying $6 for a burger, for about $2 more (not counting $450 for roundtrip airfare and $50 for a hotel) you can get a much better burger at La Hamburguesaria, in Bogota Colombia and for dessert pick up a nice FS option for $15-$100, depending on your (and her) tastes.[/QUOTE]Just in case someone hasn't the time for this value added input.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2864099]Five Guys is good. The big problem is when a friend or coworker points out that you dripped mayonnaise on your shirt.

Friend: "What's that?

You: "What? Oh! I had 5 guys for lunch. It got a little messy. ".

Awkward silence follows.

Unless it's a good friend who says "Damn! I bet your ass is sore. ".

Instead of paying $6 for a burger, for about $2 more (not counting $450 for roundtrip airfare and $50 for a hotel) you can get a much better burger at La Hamburguesaria, in Bogota Colombia and for dessert pick up a nice FS option for $15-$100, depending on your (and her) tastes.[/QUOTE]I've figured out all your problems. Your friends don't bat an eye at the idea that you'd blow 5 dudes on one lunch break. How you got to that point, I have no idea.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2864214]I've figured out all your problems. Your friends don't bat an eye at the idea that you'd blow 5 dudes on one lunch break. How you got to that point, I have no idea.[/QUOTE]Well.

It started when I decided I was going to beat a friend, a world class beer chugger, in a chugging contest. It all comes down to muscle control. When you tilt your head back your throat muscles close off the esophagus and open up the trachea. The trick with chugging beer is to retrain your muscles to do the opposite, that way the beer goes straight down without any flow restrictions. Something like running open headers on a race car, instead of a catalytic converter and muffler.

Turns out, that's the same way you block the gag reflex.

Actually my former beer guzzling skills have nothing to do with it. My time in the Navy, especially my time in submarines, combined with a few years as a volunteer assisting a therapy group for people with AIDS, forever cured me of being shocked or offended by anything involving sex, straight, gay, bi, trans or with ugly farm animals.

So when a former coworker thought he would shock the new guy by saying "I'd like to fuck your ass, but first you have to shave it", I showed up the next day, handed him a Magnum condom and said "had it waxed last night, let's go, and if that rubber doesn't fit, it's my turn. " Last time anyone there tried to haze me.

Now I just wish that was all of my problems.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2864393]

So when a former coworker thought he would shock the new guy by saying "I'd like to fuck your ass, but first you have to shave it", I showed up the next day, handed him a Magnum condom and said "had it waxed last night, let's go, and if that rubber doesn't fit, it's my turn. " Last time anyone there tried to haze me.

Now I just wish that was all of my problems.[/QUOTE]Well played, sir, very well played!

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2861576]Exactly. As "discreet " as this is suppose to be I am sorry why would a screening need to tell you hey I am a screening service? That's what providers pay for. To have someone screen and ensure they are safe. So I am not sure how disrespectful that truly is and jjbee62 is correct. Why put fuel to the fire and where is it in the provider guide 101 that they identify themselves as a screener? Listen Tmeister not to be rude or anything but instead of making the excuses just honestly let it go. You were wrong. If it was told once, twice, three times to you that it was making someone uncomfortable then gee I don't know I would of stopped. That's respectful. I will tell you right now that it's uncomfortable and we are not here to have sexting conversations. When that happens on my end I don't respond and I will cancel the appointment. Just because someone has done porn or is in this "lifestyle " doesn't give you the right to be rude no offense but there is a line. Be respectful and listen to what the other members are telling you instead of getting defensive about it. Also, the comment of " your more powerful BS " again no offense BUT not a good move. We are ALL here for one thing or another right? You just need to be reminded that regardless if a provider has done porn, has walked the streets, is in a AMP, or does Incall / Outcall that we still are human beings that deserve respect. I'm sure you would not go up to a perfect stranger in a bar setting and say " hey nice tits and ass want to get together " or if you have how many times have you been smacked? So not sure why you totally would ignore a provider or screening service saying " your making them uncomfortable and still contunied being ruder than what you were?? Same with the members of this forum. We can agree to disagree but seriously disrespecting other members is not going to get you far regardless of " how powerful " you may think you are honey your not The great and powerful Oz. Mean no disrespect but no matter how many times you try to defend your actions at the end of the day you were wrong and the provider didn't do anything wrong here. We have things called red flags. Mutual respect? Ummm did you really say that? Wrong choice of words my friend. Wrong choice of word. Goes both ways.[/QUOTE]Do I detect here an Empire Builder setting a cornerstone.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2861576]Exactly. As "discreet " as this is suppose to be I am sorry why would a screening need to tell you hey I am a screening service? That's what providers pay for. To have someone screen and ensure they are safe. So I am not sure how disrespectful that truly is and jjbee62 is correct. Why put fuel to the fire and where is it in the provider guide 101 that they identify themselves as a screener? Listen Tmeister not to be rude or anything but instead of making the excuses just honestly let it go. You were wrong. If it was told once, twice, three times to you that it was making someone uncomfortable then gee I don't know I would of stopped. That's respectful. I will tell you right now that it's uncomfortable and we are not here to have sexting conversations. When that happens on my end I don't respond and I will cancel the appointment. Just because someone has done porn or is in this "lifestyle " doesn't give you the right to be rude no offense but there is a line. Be respectful and listen to what the other members are telling you instead of getting defensive about it. Also, the comment of " your more powerful BS " again no offense BUT not a good move. We are ALL here for one thing or another right? You just need to be reminded that regardless if a provider has done porn, has walked the streets, is in a AMP, or does Incall / Outcall that we still are human beings that deserve respect. I'm sure you would not go up to a perfect stranger in a bar setting and say " hey nice tits and ass want to get together " or if you have how many times have you been smacked? So not sure why you totally would ignore a provider or screening service saying " your making them uncomfortable and still contunied being ruder than what you were?? Same with the members of this forum. We can agree to disagree but seriously disrespecting other members is not going to get you far regardless of " how powerful " you may think you are honey your not The great and powerful Oz. Mean no disrespect but no matter how many times you try to defend your actions at the end of the day you were wrong and the provider didn't do anything wrong here. We have things called red flags. Mutual respect? Ummm did you really say that? Wrong choice of words my friend. Wrong choice of word. Goes both ways.[/QUOTE]I just saw a story in the Star that relates.

The owner of a brewery / bar in Irvington had to ban a 60 year old customer, because he kept telling the women he liked looking at their tits and asses. The guy couldn't understand why any woman would be offended.

Here's a reality check. If you think something is appropriate to say to a woman, try it out on your Mom first. If she's no longer around, find the biggest, meanest looking guy in the bar and test it on him.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2865694]If she's no longer around, find the biggest, meanest looking guy in the bar and test it on him.[/QUOTE]I may be an old fart, but most of the times that is me. I guess I will go to the next in line. The problem is when I tell him I want to bury my face in his tits and ass, I think he may feel I am mentally disabled. A little gentle tap on the head and he walks away. LOL.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2865703]I may be an old fart, but most of the times that is me. I guess I will go to the next in line. The problem is when I tell him I want to bury my face in his tits and ass, I think he may feel I am mentally disabled. A little gentle tap on the head and he walks away. LOL.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]IndyGuy, can I just say how incredibly intelligent, charming, kind and caring you look in that skirt. You really do look radiant.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2865740]IndyGuy, can I just say how incredibly intelligent, charming, kind and caring you look in that skirt. You really do look radiant.[/QUOTE]Did I let my inner beauty sneak out to outer beauty again? Damn it! Well at least one person appreciates. Please no secret handshakes while I am expressing the outer beauty. Can't make the skirt stick out too far.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2865740]IndyGuy, can I just say how incredibly intelligent, charming, kind and caring you look in that skirt. You really do look radiant.[/QUOTE]I got to say I used to watch Fox News during the day for entertainment until I found your Prickyard.

Mwdude, I don't know about the skirt but I did see him buying a couple of Shirley Temple's 3 weeks ago at a Kokomo establishment.

I normally root for the underdog, but see'Mon.

I'm picturing Mmgeg behind a desk slapping her palm with a yard stick. (Gulp).

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2865607]Do I detect here an Empire Builder setting a cornerstone.[/QUOTE]That will be hopefully someday in the near future.

[QUOTE=Burglar;2866304]I normally root for the underdog, but see'Mon.

I'm picturing Mmgeg behind a desk slapping her palm with a yard stick. (Gulp).[/QUOTE]So I will take behind the desk LOL but. I never use a yard stick far too many other things to use.

[QUOTE=Burglar;2866304]I normally root for the underdog, but see'Mon.

I'm picturing Mmgeg behind a desk slapping her palm with a yard stick. (Gulp).[/QUOTE]Actually, that visual is about right. But I, for one, am not intimidated by her brand of discipline. Just don't tell her I said so, OK??

[QUOTE=Bobup;2865855]I got to say I used to watch Fox News during the day for entertainment until I found your Prickyard.

Mwdude, I don't know about the skirt but I did see him buying a couple of Shirley Temple's 3 weeks ago at a Kokomo establishment.[/QUOTE]And I bet Shirley was a redhead and Temple was the other redhead. He never can figure out which one he wants so he just buys them all!