Massage Parlor Reports

So, I'm an older guy, and it seems that more oftenI enjoy laying back and relating more to a mature woman. (Faro, for instance.) So, this ad caught my eye a week or so back.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/7-am-11pm-2-sexy-48-yr-olds-tantra-massage-erotic-xxotic-xxstasy-sensuality-to-satisfaction/28861188[/URL]

First, these gals saw their 48th year about 5-10 years ago. Especially the one who owns the house. She's supposed to be the one in the red teddy. FAKE! I knew that when I made the appoiintment, but as you all know, we like to chase the "maybe it's a unicorn!" opportunities. Her "friend" was there and the friend was, at least, not fat. Why did I stay? Well, it was raining hard when I got there, and I didn't want to get soaked even more going back to "get the money I forgot to bring with me. " I wanted to use the restroom quickly before we started, mostly so I could think for a minute about staying or not. So I used the euphemism "Can I go wash my hands before we start?" So, the heavy homeowner, dressed in a huge floppy sweater and pants, took me to her kitchen and squirted Dawn on my hands and ran the water so I could wash my hands in the sink. After moving her dirty dishes out of it. And then she told me to shake my hands dry as she didn't have any napkins available. Napkins!? Fuuuuudge. Shoulda left then. Instead, dumbass that I am, I put the tariff on the table and began to strip. $150, if I recall, for 30 minutes.

So, the actual massage table was in this crowded office room, about 12 by 15. Stuffed with lots of weird stuff, like a medical chair and what looked like an X-ray machine from the 1960's and other weird stuff you wouldn't typically see in a home. BTW, they are near the Bevo. About a half mile south, I'd guess. The massage was four hands. So what! It felt like two disinterested hands, as they both were hardly interested in making me feel good. Teasing? Horrible attempt. I was actually glad when at about 12-15 minutes they said to turn over. The fatter one, the blonde homeowner knelt between my legs and used the ol' jackhammer process, two handed. The other one, who had been at my head and shoulders, continued just a lame light touch on my neck and arms. I had to ask the chubby one to take it easy, try closer to the head, be gentle, OUCH!

Eventually, I came, wiped, dressed and hit the road. The bright side? The rain had stopped.

Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.

[QUOTE=StlBang;3587494]Was this one on Telegraph or farther down on Tesson Ferry?[/QUOTE]Well it sure wasn't Rose Day Spa on Tesson Ferry. Went there yesterday. Again, an AMP with a table shower is usually a good sign. Ended up with DIY again. I really miss the DC / Northern Va area where a handshake was standard and getting them to speak into the microphone was the challenge.

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob;3589628]Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I had wondered about that one.

All that stuff is left over from when the guy (Jamie, picture with hand in his underwear. Your first clue) ran a salon down in the Crystal City area several years ago. He did haircuts, electrolysis, waxing, massage, etc. If you didn't watch out, he'd massage Mr. Willy. He's apparently come into some hard times and he not only is in the dumpy little house, but sharing the space with the jack hammer 60 something.

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob;3589628]So, I'm an older guy, and it seems that more oftenI enjoy laying back and relating more to a mature woman. (Faro, for instance.) So, this ad caught my eye a week or so back.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/7-am-11pm-2-sexy-48-yr-olds-tantra-massage-erotic-xxotic-xxstasy-sensuality-to-satisfaction/28861188[/URL]

First, these gals saw their 48th year about 5-10 years ago. Especially the one who owns the house. She's supposed to be the one in the red teddy. FAKE! I knew that when I made the appoiintment, but as you all know, we like to chase the "maybe it's a unicorn!" opportunities. Her "friend" was there and the friend was, at least, not fat. Why did I stay? Well, it was raining hard when I got there, and I didn't want to get soaked even more going back to "get the money I forgot to bring with me. " I wanted to use the restroom quickly before we started, mostly so I could think for a minute about staying or not. So I used the euphemism "Can I go wash my hands before we start?" So, the heavy homeowner, dressed in a huge floppy sweater and pants, took me to her kitchen and squirted Dawn on my hands and ran the water so I could wash my hands in the sink. After moving her dirty dishes out of it. And then she told me to shake my hands dry as she didn't have any napkins available. Napkins!? Fuuuuudge. Shoulda left then. Instead, dumbass that I am, I put the tariff on the table and began to strip. $150, if I recall, for 30 minutes.

So, the actual massage table was in this crowded office room, about 12 by 15. Stuffed with lots of weird stuff, like a medical chair and what looked like an X-ray machine from the 1960's and other weird stuff you wouldn't typically see in a home. BTW, they are near the Bevo. About a half mile south, I'd guess. The massage was four hands. So what! It felt like two disinterested hands, as they both were hardly interested in making me feel good. Teasing? Horrible attempt. I was actually glad when at about 12-15 minutes they said to turn over. The fatter one, the blonde homeowner knelt between my legs and used the ol' jackhammer process, two handed. The other one, who had been at my head and shoulders, continued just a lame light touch on my neck and arms. I had to ask the chubby one to take it easy, try closer to the head, be gentle, OUCH!

Eventually, I came, wiped, dressed and hit the road. The bright side? The rain had stopped.

Save your cash! Don't waste it on these women.

LTB.[/QUOTE]

Saw her this week. Details for senior members.

Thanks massage guy for recommending this place. Went there I this evening and really enjoyed my self. Very pretty and young girls work here. Will be repeating again very soon.

[QUOTE=StlMassageGuy;3588804]New owners, new masseuses, and they are fantastic. PM me if you would like more information.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-best-excellent-sensational-massage/33048942[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;3593779]Thanks massage guy for recommending this place. Went there I this evening and really enjoyed my self. Very pretty and young girls work here. Will be repeating again very soon.[/QUOTE]How was the finish and damage?

Guys to reiterate what stlmassageguy said in his post let's keep these massage places a float by not putting detailed info on here and to keep to PM's. Believe it or not some of these places get raided on what is said on here.

Also if you do PM me please have Some reputable posts under your belt.

[QUOTE=CupereVita;3594007]How was the finish and damage?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;3594131]Guys to reiterate what stlmassageguy said in his post let's keep these massage places a float by not putting detailed info on here and to keep to PM's. Believe it or not some of these places get raided on what is said on here.

Also if you do PM me please have Some reputable posts under your belt.[/QUOTE]I just got back from this place. I would plan ahead if you decide to visit them. They are super busy LOL. If you are a senior and want more info, PM me. Thanks.

I liked YGND and every girl I saw there. Lilia and Tammy were my favorites. After trying the Hometown Honeys, I decided to try Just Call an Angel. The locations have been removed from the website and ads so I needed to talk to Angel about who was in what area. The first thing was that Gracy was booked for the next two days. You might want to plan ahead for her. The good news is Angel follows the YGND business model. I am positive that if I booked Gracy for three days from now at 1:00 pm, I could pull up to her place, knock, and she would be there.

I am a Tammy fan. She is long and lean with small boobs and a round, wonderful butt. If you do a search on Tammy you will find her $$ option. She offered me this option after about 5 minutes of rubbing. As well as the new $$$ option. The base price gets you topless and a HJ finish. $$ (total) gets rid of the panties adds MT and is still a HJ finish. I took the $$$ and had a great time. It is possible that rest of the Angels have a similar arrangement.

Her place is near the Hi Pointe. I think Jade is still in the near South side where she was.

The pictures are her although they are touched up. If long and lean is your thing, put her on your list.

Just found out that Parker, formerly with Ana's group is no longer with them but still working independently. All of Ana's girls are very pretty, sexy, and fun, but Parker was definitely one of my favorites. Don't really know any details, but told me she will still be working out of the same location and gave me her new contact number for messages as - 314 492 7707.

I visited and it's a very nice establishment. Relatively young girls. PM for details.

[QUOTE=StlMassageGuy;3588804]New owners, new masseuses, and they are fantastic. PM me if you would like more information.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-best-excellent-sensational-massage/33048942[/URL][/QUOTE]Great massage here! I was massaged by Holly and she was really HOT and gave an outstanding massage. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Temporary1;3595899]I visited and it's a very nice establishment. Relatively young girls. PM for details.[/QUOTE]Seen it before and you will see it again.

[QUOTE=Newbe2;3595998]Great massage here! I was massaged by Holly and she was really HOT and gave an outstanding massage. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]I believe these posts are fake. I went yesterday. Saw 2 non attractive same ol same ol Asian ladies. I left a d didn't even en attempt.

Had a chance to visit Kellee the other day. She has been reviewed quite a bit before. This was my first visit with her.

I was not overly impressed. Pics are her but are old pics. Looks quite a bit older and heavier in person. She was friendly but did seem a bit uninterested. Massage was not impressive. If you even want to call it a massage. Mostly light teasing. On the flip things got a bit better. She got things going and it was a nice ending.

It was all right but I would probably not repeat.

[QUOTE=Illside667;3596663]Had a chance to visit Kellee the other day. She has been reviewed quite a bit before. This was my first visit with her.

I was not overly impressed. Pics are her but are old pics. Looks quite a bit older and heavier in person. She was friendly but did seem a bit uninterested. Massage was not impressive. If you even want to call it a massage. Mostly light teasing. On the flip things got a bit better. She got things going and it was a nice ending.

It was all right but I would probably not repeat.[/QUOTE]I have seen her recently. It's more of a light rub with teasing. But very relaxed atmosphere. YMMV, but There is more to be had. PM me for details.

Trust me they are not fake I can speak to 2 of them and they were def in their late 20's and cute. Now I am wondering if they were getting too much traffic and the owner shipped them elsewhere. When I went Sat night there were no older ladies there.

I sure hope it was just that the 2 I saw there were off. I am going to go again this weekend and see what's there.

[QUOTE=QueNine;3596639]I believe these posts are fake. I went yesterday. Saw 2 non attractive same ol same ol Asian ladies. I left a d didn't even en attempt.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;3596725]Trust me they are not fake I can speak to 2 of them and they were def in their late 20's and cute. Now I am wondering if they were getting too much traffic and the owner shipped them elsewhere. When I went Sat night there were no older ladies there.

I sure hope it was just that the 2 I saw there were off. I am going to go again this weekend and see what's there.[/QUOTE]Hope I'm wrong. Was there yesterday. It was rough looking.

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;3596725]Trust me they are not fake I can speak to 2 of them and they were def in their late 20's and cute. Now I am wondering if they were getting too much traffic and the owner shipped them elsewhere. When I went Sat night there were no older ladies there.

I sure hope it was just that the 2 I saw there were off. I am going to go again this weekend and see what's there.[/QUOTE]There is usually NO days off in this business for these gals. And Yes Owners hear things (or read) and have shipped out gals that could jeopardise there license. In the gals defense there just trying to make a little tip money.

This board provides a fantastic service and saved me lots of time by sharing expensive research provided by our brothers on here. That being said I believe we need to figure out a way to share a little quieter. Especially for known public businesses.

Lifes good, Get it while ya can.

Eveready.

[QUOTE=Eveready1469;3596748]There is usually NO days off in this business for these gals. And Yes Owners hear things (or read) and have shipped out gals that could jeopardise there license. In the gals defense there just trying to make a little tip money.

This board provides a fantastic service and saved me lots of time by sharing expensive research provided by our brothers on here. That being said I believe we need to figure out a way to share a little quieter. Especially for known public businesses.

Lifes good, Get it while ya can.

Eveready.[/QUOTE]Just need a code that all the regulars know. I was surprised, but when she massaged my ankles it felt terrific.

Saw Jade recently. Jade is a late 30 something MILF with pierced nips and a tight butt. Pics on the sight are mostly hers.

1. 6 for the hour although was closer to 30 minutes unfortunately. I picked Jade because of her massage training and she did do some nice work on my back. After about 15 good minutes on shoulders and neck, went to hamstring area for 10 then flip? Arms, calves, butt, feet? Nope. Very little teasing.

She worked on the quads while I rose to the occasion and finished manually with a nice 2-hander.

Additional services available for repeat customers and 2 bills. Dining at the why, massage her, toys for boys. I did not get the impression BJ was on the table and I didn't ask.

Moog.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-latin-touch-full-body-massage/31239343[/URL]

I've been sitting on this one for a couple of months. I've seen her twice. She is a well built Latin girl. She has a great incall location off big bend. Isabella offers multiple service at a decent price. Actual massage is so so. Check her out if you can. Just text her and she will tell you wants up. Pictures are real and her place is clean and safe. She has all the curves and is very sweet. Treat her right so the price stay fair.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/looking-for-something-different-tird-of-fake-pics-and-subpar-experiences-i-am-what-you-need/33939682[/URL]

Just saw this ad today and she is completely booked for her trip here. I'm on the cancelation list. I hope I can get in when she is here. This experience and table sounds very interesting. If any of you fools get in please share. All her reviews I read were outstanding, besides the price.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/california-mullato-beauty-rubs-you-right/34282727[/URL]

This one is on my to do list. Seems super cool through text. Travels in and out of town on the regular. I'm hoping to sync up on this trip in town. Any info is appreciated. I've searched this site and the internet. Everything comes back positive. Not a ton of info on her though.

[QUOTE=MeatHammer;3596955][URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/california-mullato-beauty-rubs-you-right/34282727[/URL]

This one is on my to do list. Seems super cool through text. Travels in and out of town on the regular. I'm hoping to sync up on this trip in town. Any info is appreciated. I've searched this site and the internet. Everything comes back positive. Not a ton of info on her though.[/QUOTE]She's got tons of pics on Escort Bablyon. [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/[/URL]#stlouis / photos /6195525905/17037903.

[QUOTE=QueNine;3596753]Just need a code that all the regulars know. I was surprised, but when she massaged my ankles it felt terrific.[/QUOTE]The Dons list? LOL.

I do totally agree as I don't mind sharing provider reviews but massage Parlors I try and keep on the Down Low. As soon as you find a winner and people start sharing this info on a public forum you get dudes coming in every 5 minutes wanting what they heard about. Many of these guys have no subtle approach to the situation. Then when the client gets turned down they comeback on the forum saying I didn't get shit at such and such AMP. Bringing themselves more frustration and unwanted attention to this masseuse at such and such AMP. In many cases this unhappy client can't stand that someone else got something they didn't. Then they reschedule even more determined that they start telling the girls,"I know you did this activity with such and such yesterday. They told me to come see you. I've had girls ask me if I've been talking as they keep getting proposals and their all being carefully watched by the boss lady. I typically convince them nothing came from me but this type of unwanted exposure hurts everyone. Especially the guy that brings out the ass in class with his approach. Some people have a problem being subtle and charming which happens as were all different creatures. However, instead of being the offensive whiner try softening the masseuse up by making small talk and complementing her on her massage. Ask where are they from. Which is usually China but they usually start in California, Texas or New York first. This should open the door for more basic small talk. Making the masseuse feel on edge and on guard is a sure proof way of walking out with a severe case of blue balls. I've actually heard guys attempting to make appointments with such and such girls then I hear a pause and the mamasan say we don't do that here and hang up. One thing I've learned in life and in sales is the approach is everything. This is the only advice I will publicly give out on STL AMPs. I as well as many frequent posters have spent thousands of dollars trying different AMPs over the years. I started going to AMPs about 5 years ago when the girls just started cutting back on their services and then went to DIY as the norm. Sure, you could get some girls to assist but for you to sit back and relax letting this cute Asian female masseuse relieve you in many different fashions came to an end. Over the last few years I have had luck finding approx. 15-20 places for HE. Many have been discussed on here but as soon as someone starts talking the place gets shut down or the girl or girls are no longer here in STL. This is why I refuse to give out details on AMPs. On a positive note I will state that I have noticed a drastic positive change in multiple AMPs the last few months. I see more and more AMPs opening and the services keep getting more in our favor. All these DIYers AMPs will have a hard time competing, leaving them two choices. Close up shop or start providing services that will bring in more loyal customers. So, those of you that have been on the shit end of the stick might see a light at the end of the tunnel in the next few months. It would be nice to have a private area regulars could talk. However, it only takes one person to spill the beans to the wrong person and the cats out of the bag. Lets not Weinstein the STL AMP scene. Let it blossom. So please SSSShhhhhh. !!

[QUOTE=QueNine;3596753]Just need a code that all the regulars know. I was surprised, but when she massaged my ankles it felt terrific.[/QUOTE]STLCSD sitting right outside this evening.

You definitely make a good point and got to agree with you there.

Well said.

[QUOTE=SirChuck;3597192]The Dons list? LOL.

I do totally agree as I don't mind sharing provider reviews but massage Parlors I try and keep on the Down Low. As soon as you find a winner and people start sharing this info on a public forum you get dudes coming in every 5 minutes wanting what they heard about. Many of these guys have no subtle approach to the situation. Then when the client gets turned down they comeback on the forum saying I didn't get shit at such and such AMP. Bringing themselves more frustration and unwanted attention to this masseuse at such and such AMP. In many cases this unhappy client can't stand that someone else got something they didn't. Then they reschedule even more determined that they start telling the girls,"I know you did this activity with such and such yesterday. They told me to come see you. I've had girls ask me if I've been talking as they keep getting proposals and their all being carefully watched by the boss lady. I typically convince them nothing came from me but this type of unwanted exposure hurts everyone. Especially the guy that brings out the ass in class with his approach. Some people have a problem being subtle and charming which happens as were all different creatures. However, instead of being the offensive whiner try softening the masseuse up by making small talk and complementing her on her massage. Ask where are they from. Which is usually China but they usually start in California, Texas or New York first. This should open the door for more basic small talk. Making the masseuse feel on edge and on guard is a sure proof way of walking out with a severe case of blue balls. I've actually heard guys attempting to make appointments with such and such girls then I hear a pause and the mamasan say we don't do that here and hang up. One thing I've learned in life and in sales is the approach is everything. This is the only advice I will publicly give out on STL AMPs. I as well as many frequent posters have spent thousands of dollars trying different AMPs over the years. I started going to AMPs about 5 years ago when the girls just started cutting back on their services and then went to DIY as the norm. Sure, you could get some girls to assist but for you to sit back and relax letting this cute Asian female masseuse relieve you in many different fashions came to an end. Over the last few years I have had luck finding approx. 15-20 places for HE. Many have been discussed on here but as soon as someone starts talking the place gets shut down or the girl or girls are no longer here in STL. This is why I refuse to give out details on AMPs. On a positive note I will state that I have noticed a drastic positive change in multiple AMPs the last few months. I see more and more AMPs opening and the services keep getting more in our favor. All these DIYers AMPs will have a hard time competing, leaving them two choices. Close up shop or start providing services that will bring in more loyal customers. So, those of you that have been on the shit end of the stick might see a light at the end of the tunnel in the next few months. It would be nice to have a private area regulars could talk. However, it only takes one person to spill the beans to the wrong person and the cats out of the bag. Lets not Weinstein the STL AMP scene. Let it blossom. So please SSSShhhhhh. !![/QUOTE]

All these girls who are charging 140-200 for an hour and delivering 45 minutes (if we're lucky) are ripping US off.

We (you) need to start complaining to these girl you're paying for an hour and not 45 minutes. And is need be STOP going to these girls. They'll get the message!

There are plenty of providers who do get it and deliver an hour for the advertised price.

Some of the girls working for these 'agencies' are fabulous, I admit. However those I've frequented know I want my hour!

Demand your hour!

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;3597912]All these girls who are charging 140-200 for an hour and delivering 45 minutes (if we're lucky) are ripping US off.

We (you) need to start complaining to these girl you're paying for an hour and not 45 minutes. And is need be STOP going to these girls. They'll get the message!

There are plenty of providers who do get it and deliver an hour for the advertised price.

Some of the girls working for these 'agencies' are fabulous, I admit. However those I've frequented know I want my hour!

Demand your hour![/QUOTE]And they will cum with time. That's why a I /2 if they offer is much better. These girls get jaded fast & get lazy. Home Town Honey's is too pricing others. Plus they all expect tips as well. Lake had it right at $120 hr and no tip expected.

[QUOTE=QueNine;3596753]Just need a code that all the regulars know. I was surprised, but when she massaged my ankles it felt terrific.[/QUOTE]A secret code? You must be a dreamer. HaHa.

Hit the spa next to LEO's restaurant, but no sign of trouble. Was hoping to land young and tall Tina who's service I had enjoyed a month or two ago. Asked for Tina, papasan smiled and said yes!

Got on the table and in walked short and "mature" Tina. Massage was average, but she was very friendly. Quite the giggler. She should have tipped me!

Probably won't repeat as I continue my quest to find the same service provided by that one cutie in the AMP photos with the typical Asian C cups. Hope I don't get fooled again!

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;3597912]All these girls who are charging 140-200 for an hour and delivering 45 minutes (if we're lucky) are ripping US off.

We (you) need to start complaining to these girl you're paying for an hour and not 45 minutes. And is need be STOP going to these girls. They'll get the message!

There are plenty of providers who do get it and deliver an hour for the advertised price.

Some of the girls working for these 'agencies' are fabulous, I admit. However those I've frequented know I want my hour!

Demand your hour![/QUOTE]I see where you're coming from, but for me, I always go quick. My provider knows this and does her best to go slow with me and a lot of the times, I just can't help it. We usually still have 15-20 minutes left. However, she's really sweet and offers to cuddle or massage me until time is up. I never feel rushed or because I'm finished, the session is over. Many times we end up chatting when time is up, but she still encourages me to finish the topic I was chatting to her about. I personally have encountered girls rushing me when I'm finished to leave and get dressed, but who I see now stays and lays with me, if there's any extra time. I pay for longer because honestly, I like knowing that when it's finished, she will be in my arms for a bit.

[QUOTE=BigSock;3598327]A secret code? You must be a dreamer. HaHa.[/QUOTE]I've never once reported on a dream. I think it's the most fucking retarded thing hobbyists write on these boards. It's total fucking nonsense.

[QUOTE=BigSock;3598327]A secret code? You must be a dreamer. HaHa.[/QUOTE]According to a recent newspaper article, LEO uses Rubmaps for leads. Unlike this site, there's more detailed info on Rubmaps and their membership is cheap. I found out about Rubmaps through an ad on this site.

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;3597912]All these girls who are charging 140-200 for an hour and delivering 45 minutes ...

Some of the girls working for these 'agencies' are fabulous, I admit. However those I've frequented know I want my hour!

Demand your hour![/QUOTE]The "YGND Business Model" included shower and exit time. Or about 45-50 minutes on the table. As that plan also included me leaving before you arriving, it worked for me. On my recent visit with Tammy, I did not last 45 minutes. I got a little more rubbing before a quick shower and Tammy had a few minutes to clean up the room and me leave before the next appointment.

But that was not the case with the Honeys. The clothes pretty much went back on after Mr. Happy was done. And no shower was offered.

Went by this evening asked for tina not there got small chubby girl kiki. Ended up with her. Better than tina. Pm me for details.

[QUOTE=Ekim76;3600918]Went by this evening asked for tina not there got small chubby girl kiki. Ended up with her. Better than tina. Pm me for details.[/QUOTE]Tina is back out in LA.

Has anyone visit her? Now in north county.