Rammer...you fucker...spewed my drink as I read you got her number for "a desperate late night".
Those stubby legs & arms remind me all too much of Thalidomide babies.
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Rammer...you fucker...spewed my drink as I read you got her number for "a desperate late night".
Those stubby legs & arms remind me all too much of Thalidomide babies.
You have already heard it from the recent posts but here it is again, be careful out there. The attention that has been wanted for the area come to life, but to ALL types. It was like Christmas time tonight. Someone pulls up and talks at the window but nothing was agreed upon so the driver pulls away just to be lit up by not just one but two ppd. This was a common theme all night. Not to mention the heavy ppd traffic up and down the strip all night as well. I figured this was going to happen soon, the carelessness of the ladies just waving and grouping heavily on that corner just screamed "someone please call the ppd on us". AND the idiot drivers have been careless and extremely obvious. Well. Now the time is here. Just for the little bit out tonight I saw multiple stops, two arrests, and some tickets for sure.
Yeah, been noticing that blatant waving and had my concerns!
Good looking out and mentioning the popo action! Best to avoid the obvious, as tempting as it may be.
[QUOTE=JeffAllStar;5519410]You have already heard it from the recent posts but here it is again, be careful out there. The attention that has been wanted for the area come to life, but to ALL types. It was like Christmas time tonight. Someone pulls up and talks at the window but nothing was agreed upon so the driver pulls away just to be lit up by not just one but two ppd. This was a common theme all night. Not to mention the heavy ppd traffic up and down the strip all night as well. I figured this was going to happen soon, the carelessness of the ladies just waving and grouping heavily on that corner just screamed "someone please call the ppd on us". AND the idiot drivers have been careless and extremely obvious. Well. Now the time is here. Just for the little bit out tonight I saw multiple stops, two arrests, and some tickets for sure.[/QUOTE]
Lazy on posting reports recently...life vs hooker forum.
Sunday Afternoon:
After fishing at a crowded Buoy 10 my energy for yet more crowded conditions was on the low side. With a Sunday afternoon>Tuesday morning date scheduled w/ favorite regular was simple decision to stay in keeping an eye on the smoker full of Coho & trying to make a dent in my Netflix backlog.
From the sounds of JeffAllStar's post was the sensible choice to let it cool off some. Though I'm not seeing any prostitution or soliciting arrests listed.
Anyway, had some time before picking up favorite & her laundry LOL at 4:00 so the copilot & I did a quick JCB>82nd>Sandy run beforehand.
As is the sometimes new normal nothing spotted until just North of Burnside where WSW cackler crunt Rebecca was lurking about looking sweaty as she stared down vehicles.
Bagger's Bench was still standing LOL, yet empty of all except for the blah looking mixed or light BSW w/ red hair in flowered bikini bottom who's sporadically been in that area. Multitasking, simultaneously spittle screaming into her phone while looking at cars. Yeah, can't imagine anyone picking up that mess.
Across from the tree named motel a very sturdy BSW w/ short blonde hair wearing tan ass showing shorts topped by hiking boots was looking for dates. No cottage cheese but girl's school lacrosse coach is a good description as any. All she needed to complete her look was a whistle around her neck.
Last spotted was a tiny young spinner WSW w/ long frizzy blonde hair to middle of back just past the States in blue & white ass showing shorts. Fairly cute w/ smaller tits & all the usual cupie doll fripperies. I'd seen her once in that general area & wrote her off as slutty civilian until today when the car next to me honked several time & sudden left turned it across 82nd to scoop her at car place.
Seemed like more PPD patrol out this afternoon but could be I'm more finely tuned into that particular risk factor lately.
Recon Soundtrack: Amazing Rhythm Aces "Stacked Deck" & "Too Stuffed To Jump'.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ENImCD-q6g[/URL]
Monday Commute Recon:
Coming back from 1000 Acres w/ tired damp copilot & my favorite regular. Took the avenue home around 6:00 since we needed some tomatoes & rosemary to broil some salmon for dinner (my garden was fucking chewed up by rats this year thanks to the stubborn old lady who feeds the birds a couple doors down...arrrggh).
Reversed Sandy>82nd>JCB order tonight.
Bagger's Bench denizens must have got the message from previous events as not a one was out. Thought I caught a whiff of cheap perfume, aftershave w/ a hint of crushed sweaty aspirations. Or...maybe could have been McFlurrie headquarters emptying their grease traps.
Across from Sunny Market was a cuter ASW in what I thought were hospital scrubs. Had a real sweet face as she looked hard at traffic. I thought someone here mentioned an ASW in scrubs. Maybe this was the one.
Sara #30 was at Arts Center wall masked up in acid washed jean shorts & black top.
Just past Flavel was another I'd never seen sturdy WSW dirty blonde hair up in bun wearing jean shorts grey top & small tat on left thigh. Salaciously sucking on a vape pen as she sauntered along smiling at cars between tokes. These erratic South end sightings are starting to piss me off. I never can seem to capitalize on them.
Lighter PPD SUV seen but they were out from North to South.
Recon Soundtrack: ladies choice this afternoon Liz Phair "Exile in Guyville".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1tMfKl5b8M[/URL]
Wednesday Night:
The barefoot brunette had texted me several times in the previous four days & I finally returned them this afternoon. Since she had family plans this weekend we decided to meet near Bagger's Bench at 10:00 +- for an overnight tonight as long I got her to work Thursday morning. With an excuse to recon some I loaded up a squeaky clean copilot (Merry & I gave her a bath Monday in the Sandy river LOL) some tunes + strawberry margarita in travel cup & headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # about 8:45.
Catching me somewhat off guard was WSW redhead at Cartlandia bridge in yellow knee length dress & sandals. Nice form w/ hair sloppily tied back guessed her 30's +. Looped around & she was getting into some truck in the Cartlandia lighted area on Harney. At first thought this was Rae from my report #4065 yet I was wrong. The South end is so fucking hit & miss lately. Some stationary recon is definitely in order soon.
Flavel 7-11 revealed one of the usual fuglies always out wearing a groove in the sidewalk between there & Clackamas line.
Sunny Market had a thick BSW in black. Homely is just too elevated a description...
Bagger's Bench area was somewhat alive & produced a lean WSW long haired bright blonde in slinky red dress above black stilettos. Since Klickatat was actually clear of egregious erratic traffic went for a 2nd look only to have my view of her blocked as some fuckwheat SUV w/ his high beams on pulled up on the wrong side of street to engage. When I tried three minutes later from a different angle. She was gone...never to be seen again. I have my suspicions that this one was the same one I saw on a lunchtime materials run earlier this Summer & missed due to neighborhood daylight eyes caution.
At same area a frizzy haired thicker BSW in tan shorts yelled "hey I'm less than her". Yeah honey...despite your lack of cottage cheese... you most certainly are...
Upper Sandy produced WSW "Wilbuuuurrrr" across from Parkrose Hardware.
Heading South again produced land whale WSW Denthead getting blatantly getting scooped in Fancy House parking. Some have no fucking shame...LOL.
Despite me mentioning not getting her number Arial or Angel (report # 4161) got several messages for her contact. Fellows...again reading comprehension...consider the below sentences my reply to your pm. She was spotted at 9:37 near Glisan looking cute in striped tube top grey shorts & sneakers facetiming her phone. At car wash she beelined to the same car she met when I dropped her off. Extrapolate that intelligence as you wish, though I have my answer.
Last spotted was thinner WSW lighter brunette haired in sleeveless long dress & sandals. Middle thirties w/ unfinished upper arm tats as she quartered around Hong Phat vicinity. Smoking cigarettes & ignoring the scant punter attraction including yours truly LOL.
Despite not spotting any PPD in vicinity of McFlurrie area tonight. The Barefoot Brunette & I changed our rendezvous from usual area to slightly South instead. Scooped without issue off the avenue. As always looking good despite some baby fat weight gain happening...as long as most of it seems to be in her chest...I'm good.
As she cooed over the copilot in her lap she did confirm that neighbors in mile radius of Bagger's have got a flyer out urging complaints about the "abhorrent activity" there.
Still not seeing any prostitution related arrests though I did see a well-known TNA poster caught herself a stolen car charge today.
Still...keep your wits about you out there as I don't think crackdowns are over.
In other sections of the avenue PPD did have some minor presence tonight but I'm guessing those nine shootings in sixteen hours diverted patrol to other areas for the evening.
Recon Soundtrack: Jerry Jeff Walker October 6, 2012 at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, SF. Another fine sounding bootleg & show I attended. I'd post the show but it seems to have been taken down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjk4X9OpzJ0
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=Zizix;5517865]Well never know what your going to see. Never thought I would see the day when a midget was walking the street. The Latino girl that was with her was really cute the midget was ok if I wasn't so tired today might have picked up one of them maybe both if the price was right. Talked to them told her I was really tired would be interested in hooking up tomorrow night and asked for her number she wanted 20 $ for her number WTF I'm going to take a guess she has GPS but if I see her again ill try and see what she wants for FS.
Got a few pics just for the non believers.[/QUOTE]Is she the one who used to post on TNA? Batshit crazy if so.
Last two dates Walkers have left hair shit in my car. One scrunchee, one hair pin.
I'm single so non issue. For the Punters who aren't Single. Check your vehicle, if shared.
Other Pro-tips. Look for long hairs and hand or feet imprints on windows.
You're welcome.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5526536]Last two dates Walkers have left hair shit in my car. One scrunchee, one hair pin.
I'm single so non issue. For the Punters who aren't Single. Check your vehicle, if shared.
Other Pro-tips. Look for long hairs and hand or feet imprints on windows.
You're welcome.[/QUOTE]LOL! My wife comes out in the morning and goes to the family car. "Um, honey. Do you know how feetprints got on the inside window of our car last night?" Me, "hmmmm, that's strange. ".
Ha!
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5526536]Last two dates Walkers have left hair shit in my car. One scrunchee, one hair pin.
I'm single so non issue. For the Punters who aren't Single. Check your vehicle, if shared.
Other Pro-tips. Look for long hairs and hand or feet imprints on windows.
You're welcome.[/QUOTE]I'm always on job sites and keep the following in my truck to help keep it clean. Also good for other purposes as well.
Good lint brush / roller, window cleaner, air freshener.
[QUOTE=Alas5877;5526927]LOL! My wife comes out in the morning and goes to the family car. "Um, honey. Do you know how feetprints got on the inside window of our car last night?" Me, "hmmmm, that's strange. ".
Ha![/QUOTE]A buddy got busted or at least put on suspicion alert when he had a tryst in his wife's car which had light colored velvet / velour type seats and there were very noticeable in the daylight lipstick / makeup smears across the passenger seat where you normally wouldn't put your face.
While I'm not a local, will be visiting soon and I've been active and posted intel in other cities when I travel, and will do the same if I end up getting playtime in PDX. The thing is, I've never picked up a SW before so wanted to check best options / times (I've reviewed the last 10 pages so and will check again to note where there have been successes) but also some 101/201 level advice. I can't hunt for hours. If I do this, I need to be able to loop around a few times, talk, invite, close the deal, finish, move on. If you don't recommend I even try, say so. I'm comfortable with the negotiation part. I don't try to save every dollar but if they throw out something ridiculous, I'll move on. Just thought this might be an option for when I have 2 hours free. Mornings would be ideal but could probably get away after 11 pm. I'm clean, non-threatening (do not look like LE), nice enough but not a wk / pushover. Will have a SUV rental.
Here's what I've gleaned from SW board lurking:
* Familiarize enough with hunting area to not stand out.
* Scope SW options, watch for anything unusual (which is vague but LE sting might just feel different).
* Hide wallet / jewlery / extra cash (phone I just keep out of range) and only have what you want to pay available.
* Have a cover if that's important to you (SW usually will but users might not).
* Ideally scope a spot in advance you know with no cameras but most of the time, they'll have one. Make sure it's not a setup.
* If repeat material, get her # and general schedule (which may be meaningless but you can ask).
* Scan/clear vehicle and self of any post-fun evidence.
* Share intel here.
Gracias.
Somewhat restless bored tonight so the copilot & I finally hit the avenue between 10:00>12:00 on usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # route.
Started our night off w/ some stationary recon in the South end for the promising sightings I've seen that way recently. Mainly the yellow dress wearing redhead or the lithesome younger brunette I previously reported on. Saving some gas was the end result of my efforts.
The land whale long haired blonde WSW I've seen walking a time or two was getting scooped at Flavel Les Schwab. It's kind of a shame as she had a nice face before she clearly ran out of fucks to give sometime after that 1000th Big Mac Combo.
As she did years ago fuckwaffle WSW Denthead is now out every night to my retinas chagrin. Tonight near Glisan if you must know.
Sunny Market area had a revolving cast of the usual BSW until a PPD SUV did a later drive by & scattered them from both sides of the street. The chocolate cottage cheese was a wash w/ thinner one in jeans, matching jacket & heels. Another in blue onesie w/ blonde dreads that twerked her fat ass at me as I passed. Yeah, that's going to get this WASP to pick you up...not.
For a Friday night Bagger's Bench was continuing in its more recent subtle state though there was an obvious waver or two + some circling cars. Nowhere near the frantic clusterfuckery of previous nights.
The nondescript BSW redhead & frizzy haired tan shorts were again out.
The best BSW was younger & trim in black bikini top, tight black pants & heels. Had some intriguing Elizabeth Taylor Cleopatra style black eye makeup going on & saw her get in cars several times.
Sandy Upper # still...well...you all know what I'm going to type next.
Last spotted was near the Burnside Walgreen hedges. Young BSW in tight jeans & tight jeans w/ black ankle boots. Her erotic ass wiggling turned on that jungle drum soundtrack in my head & she walked in nearby to talk at my window. Cute as all get out w/ DSL lips she introduced herself w/ some ludicrous name that sounded like strain you would find at the cannabis stores. Reciting her spiel 300.00 & with those two dreaded "C" words (car & covered) coming out of that pretty mouth. Cute as she was..I passed.
And with those jungle drum sounds fading in my grey matter & more bored than I'd been @ home. Called it for the night & headed for the barn. Only two unwanted land whale WSW seen the whole two hours also just took the winds out of further scouting.
Minus that one PPD SUV clearing out the Sunny Market area, light presence on the rest of the stroll. Some Clackamas in my neck of the woods.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Fillmore West. February 5, 1970 followed by Sam Phillips "Martinis & Bikinis".
[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd70-02-05.sbd.hanno.9184.sbefail.shnf[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFRA1e4U-k4[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
These are all good tips. When I pick up a SW I drive a minimum of 10 blocks or 1 mile or more. Google maps and street view is a good way to look for good locations. I prefer cul-de-sac and or areas where I enter from only from one direction. The advantage is that it reduced the amount of traffic passing by.
[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5527607]A buddy got busted or at least put on suspicion alert when he had a tryst in his wife's car which had light colored velvet / velour type seats and there were very noticeable in the daylight lipstick / makeup smears across the passenger seat where you normally wouldn't put your face.
While I'm not a local, will be visiting soon and I've been active and posted intel in other cities when I travel, and will do the same if I end up getting playtime in PDX. The thing is, I've never picked up a SW before so wanted to check best options / times (I've reviewed the last 10 pages so and will check again to note where there have been successes) but also some 101/201 level advice. I can't hunt for hours. If I do this, I need to be able to loop around a few times, talk, invite, close the deal, finish, move on. If you don't recommend I even try, say so. I'm comfortable with the negotiation part. I don't try to save every dollar but if they throw out something ridiculous, I'll move on. Just thought this might be an option for when I have 2 hours free. Mornings would be ideal but could probably get away after 11 pm. I'm clean, non-threatening (do not look like LE), nice enough but not a wk / pushover. Will have a SUV rental.
Here's what I've gleaned from SW board lurking:
* Familiarize enough with hunting area to not stand out.
* Scope SW options, watch for anything unusual (which is vague but LE sting might just feel different).
* Hide wallet / jewlery / extra cash (phone I just keep out of range) and only have what you want to pay available.
* Have a cover if that's important to you (SW usually will but users might not).
* Ideally scope a spot in advance you know with no cameras but most of the time, they'll have one. Make sure it's not a setup.
* If repeat material, get her # and general schedule (which may be meaningless but you can ask).
* Scan/clear vehicle and self of any post-fun evidence.
* Share intel here.
Gracias.[/QUOTE]
Afternoon gents. I'm down here in Portland on business for the next couple days and looking on what places to hit. I frequent the Aurora Ave scene in Seattle and that place can be wild. I've read through all the tips and seems PPD is out a fair amount. Is there any good spots near PDX or within 20 min of? I know nothing of the area so would need suggestions to be fairly specific, landmarks, cross streets, etc.
Feel free to DM me if you feel necessary. Appreciate it!
[QUOTE=MongerSeeker;5529058]These are all good tips. When I pick up a SW I drive a minimum of 10 blocks or 1 mile or more. Google maps and street view is a good way to look for good locations. I prefer cul-de-sac and or areas where I enter from only from one direction. The advantage is that it reduced the amount of traffic passing by.[/QUOTE]Good idea. Close is nice but too close is rolling the dice. After reading ZaviJava's recon report below, it's probably something I'll only do if I'm bored and want the hunt. If I'm horny, I'll just have to scope out the inflated escort prices, hit an AMP, or a SB (but really a pro) if I have time to set up a pipeline. Pro SBs are easy to find. Just depends how GPS they are. Phoenix was awesome, Mpls is decent, Miami was pointless.
N / S Between Sandy Blvd. and Johnson Creek.
E / W Sandy Blvd. 82nd to 122nd.
North between Sandy and Glisan has the most action, Fremont has been the area for the last 90 days, but it's busted imo.
South has been showing up for ZJ, but it never is for me.
I concentrate the hardest between Glisan and all the way South to Flavel.
I like the pickup areas South more, wish the Blade was flipped.
Make them Walk in and you should be good.
[QUOTE=SayLessLess;5529215]Afternoon gents. I'm down here in Portland on business for the next couple days and looking on what places to hit. I frequent the Aurora Ave scene in Seattle and that place can be wild. I've read through all the tips and seems PPD is out a fair amount. Is there any good spots near PDX or within 20 min of? I know nothing of the area so would need suggestions to be fairly specific, landmarks, cross streets, etc.
Feel free to DM me if you feel necessary. Appreciate it![/QUOTE]
After previous recon skipped the avenue Saturday night. With one regular tied up w/ mandatory family obligations & the other begging off me picking her up Saturday night after shift just never made it out. Besides, there's only so much self-flagellation you can take & sometimes it's good to step back some. Likely a wise move since the quick live radio report I heard wasn't all that encouraging.
Sunday Afternoon:
As my favorite regular was running uncharacteristically late for our Sunday>Tuesday overnight had an opening before picking her up for a JCB>82nd>Sandy run between 3:00>4:15.
Not much in the way of spottings until Burnside McD where a sweaty Denthead was stuffing her face Happy Meal style outside. I'm going to classify that as a stain vs. a spotting.
WSW cackler crunt Rebecca was near Glisan park again in white top & ill-fitting shorts eyeballing all passing. Another stain....just not as large. LOL.
Not broke but badly bent Bagger's Bench revealed a younger LSW in pink shorts & matching top practicing her Nuestra Belleza winner's wave moves to all passing cars. Cute w/ a nice smile & some baby fat ass cheeks poking out of her shorts.
Sandy upper # were hot....not in the way you'd hope since the copilot insisted on riding the whole length w/ her slobbering into the wind.
Back at Bagger's & building up to her future repetitive strain injury the LSW in pink ensemble really had the waving in hyper mode. For some reason she wasn't getting scooped. Maybe that radio report today from Zizix that confirmed her beauty queen prices 200.00 for a 20 minute car date had something to do with.
Less obvious slightly back on Klickatat a WSW brunette spinner in simple black dress & sandals had appeared. Realizing this was the "offbeat" one w/ the dazzling eyes I have only seen once before not too many nights ago. Looped around to see her cute ass hopping in a SUV. Same radio report from Zizix today learned she quoted 150.00 back at her motel & too many restrictions.
Normal Sunday afternoon PPD out. None near Bagger's & one Clackamas spotted near home.
Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "Ascenseur pour Lechafaud" expanded edition.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4tT-55ZzI[/URL]
Monday Afternoon:
After lazy morning...regular & I took that sometimes hyper copilot on an afternoon combo of hike/picnic/swimming at 1000 acres. Thanks to the strawberry margaritas we brought along didn't start the hike back until 6:00. LOL.
Took the reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB route home about 7:00 since Merry wanted to stop at Budlandia.
Bagger's Bench only disclosed it's namesake hanging back Klickatat in orange & was the only North end walker seen.
We parked at store & she ran in while the copilot & I hung in truck.
Who should come strolling by was Angel/Arial from my report #4160 looking fine in white shorts & same tight striped top showing off her chest & tiny ass. Later seen on our way home near Foster & facetiming her phone more than traffic watching.
Just South of Powell saw an unwanted old familiar face talking in the window of car at Meinke lot. MILF blond WSW methhead narcissist grifter c**t rip-off Octavia (aka Skylar but real name Heidi Rae). Thought my reports (rip off #9 & SW # 2183 & 2182 for photos) finally got her off the avenue. She is a persistent sepsis to avoid.
Flavel had one of the worst walking dead fuglies out tweaking freaking so hard even Merry commented on her. Where's Darryl & his crossbow when you need him.
Just before Luther the sturdy WSW dirty blonde was again in shorts showing off her ass & that small tat on her left thigh. Vaping had been replaced tonight w/ attentive car watching & the occasional wave at promising vehicles.
Wasn't paying much attention re: PPD SUV though I remember a few.
Recon Soundtrack: Martha Reeves & The Vandellas "The Singles 1962 -1972".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhbM2mqhCQ[/URL]
Tuesday Afternoon:
After one last round this morning brought Merry home around 11:00 & proceeded w/ my day somewhat fuzzy from fucking & hindered slightly from too much tequila & barbecue over last bit. Some errands & last part of day was annual vet appointment & shots for the copilot.
Took the long way home Sandy>82nd>JCB about 3:20.
Bagger's Bench was empty save for the same red haired semi homely BSW that's been keeping the tradition alive there the most. Why'd fuck I take the long way home I thought..could be home by now & taking a much needed nap.
I wasn't expecting much & the avenue didn't disappoint me in that regard...until Flavel...where the perfectly lithesome brunette WSW I have seen once before left me with no doubts. Looking street slutty in skin tight grey short skirt black top & sandals showing off her smaller chest along w/ some tats she jaywalked as I passed & headed to 7-11. Thinking this was the opportune time to grab some water I struggled my way back that way in the traffic. She was already talking at some trucks window on the Flavel side & as I parked she hopped in. Hung around sharing my water w/ the copilot to no avail. Thinking some on the limited data about her patterns, concluded the best recon times to possibly come across her again. Soon...
Normal PPD SUV out & some Clackamas lurking near Luther.
Recon Soundtrack: Finished the Martha Reeves & Vandellas singles set & followed w / John Coltrane Quartet "Coltrane Pays The Blues".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h24fqlzqbo[/URL]
Safe recons & life.