Escort Reviews

Once again UTR delivers what he promises.

Genvive is indeed back and is the one with whom I delighted in today. I was gone for about a month and was disappointed last week when she was no longer going to be available. When I came to town this morning and saw UTRs ad, I called and scheduled a session.

It was perfect. Everything was as good as it was the last time over a month ago. Although last time it was an outcall at my place, this time I went to the hotel in NKY and it was worth the ride.

Genvive is an absolutely lovely spinner with the greatest attitude out there and genuinely enjoys what she does and does everything to make sure you do too. A definite 12 on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best. A definite repeat and for 1. 25 for the full non rushed hr, well worth it.

[QUOTE=CMan5911;1534781]Druggie, rush service, and theft![/QUOTE]Do you have the link I know a girl that goes by that name and I want to make sure its not her.

[QUOTE=Lilly21;1536546]Do you have the link I know a girl that goes by that name and I want to make sure its not her.[/QUOTE]I am not a any of those things I have ADD / HD what the heck you a bull of shit man blasting me on here ladies if a guy nuts and wants to hang out out all day am I wrong to a ask his ass for more money?

[QUOTE=TheBigRed1;1532910]It would help if you posted contact info, ad link or a method to get in touch.[/QUOTE]I will offer you my warmest thanks Iam taking alot of unwarented BS

On this bored by some men that want the moon and stars but once they get to.

Me they want to give me half you know who you are your the once that run your mouths.

But don't tell the whole side of the story am I suppose to be happy you want to cheat me?

Am I suppose to be thrilled we had an agreement and you balk at it after making me wait 5 hours.

And you hae less than half that promised? So what if I smoke weed, it not a big deal, its not crack or

Heroin is it like some of these other girl do.

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

But we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave you on a Friday night with your new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2012.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

But the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Shoot me for liking to get my weed.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

[QUOTE=CMan5911;1535243]Hot apt was in the kitchen on the floor, a lot of drama, I think she was high, rush rush rush. Do you get the point?[/QUOTE]LOL! Yeah got it

[QUOTE=Thorbane;1537239]LOL! Yeah got it[/QUOTE]So do you like telling lies about me pretty funny when you have never met me what munch of bs I hope you know woman read this board to you a real piece of work to hate on a woman you never met Iam sorry but you can't judge me based on someone on here that offered me. 20 and I told him to f off and he said if I don't he would run his mouth on here so you keep running your mouth keep telling lies about me and I will keep letting the truth speak for me

Had a great dream with Morgan and couldn't have gone any better.

Had a dream of Erika two days ago, sorry Erika for the delayed review.

Location was ok, not fancy but safe. Pics are 100% accurate.

Erika is a sweet, sensual, young lady, and is obviously very new at this.

Knock out body, BBBJ, covered FS, and DATY.

Now I feel really old LOL.

In any event I will repeat and would encourage a visit.

Sincity 12 says stay safe

This is a much more honest assessment of our society and its problems than we are getting from either the Democrats or Republicans. Daisy should be hired as an adviser to whomever gets elected. She will keep them in touch with the common man / woman! Go Daisy!

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

But we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave you on a Friday night with your new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2012.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

But the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Shoot me for liking to get my weed.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]I will offer you my warmest thanks Iam taking alot of unwarented BS

On this bored by some men that want the moon and stars but once they get to...[/QUOTE]Forget the grammar. This may be the most profound report ever posted on this site.

I can't figure out why you're taking so much "unwarented BS"? It's obvious that weed hasn't affected logical thinking, or caused you to want to ramble on about the important issues of the day. Next time you get high, don't hold back so much. Just put it out there and say what's on your mind. If you were on crack, this post would have been a book.

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]I will offer you my warmest thanks Iam taking alot of unwarented BS

On this bored by some men that want the moon and stars but once they get to.

Me they want to give me half you know who you are your the once that run your mouths.

But don't tell the whole side of the story am I suppose to be happy you want to cheat me?

Am I suppose to be thrilled we had an agreement and you balk at it after making me wait 5 hours.

And you hae less than half that promised? So what if I smoke weed, it not a big deal, its not crack or

Heroin is it like some of these other girl do.

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

But we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave you on a Friday night with your new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2012.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

But the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Shoot me for liking to get my weed.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

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Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

-

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2012.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

-

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.[/QUOTE]Too funny.

I've never seen you but have read the reviews. I don't know what's true or what's not. But this is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this board. If this is all original material, then there are some stand up comics who should hire you.

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Anyone seen Chrisee lately I want to see her but its been so long since I've seen a review on her.

[QUOTE=DatDude1799;1537415]Anyone seen Chrisee lately I want to see her but its been so long since I've seen a review on her.[/QUOTE]May want to check sites such as another site where recent ones have been posted. They may help.