Massage Parlor Reports

Never tried EMP before so decided to try Bella on western as previous reviews described there were european, got there around 4pm, 3 40ish asian women were sitting in the front lobby, I'm not into the oldies so took a business card and left. Got back to my car, threw the card away and call another bella (apt) who I found on BP, called 2 times no one picks up, drove to another spa on milwaukee as they advertised they have european, found out the name is Elle when I got there, parked my car and wanted to give the apt one more chance and a woman finally answered, made an appointment with bella and drove there. Bella is the hottest asian girl I never seen in an asian apt, real pic on BP, had a nice time with her, the down sides are that she was advertised true GFE on BP but it turned out to be false and that the session was kind of rushed. 1.6 damaged.

Stop by Relax and have Wendy; she is one of the old timer from the old shop. Good massage but no extra. May be you need to go to know her before you will get any handshake. She is strong walked my back and then finish off with oil massage. 0.60 for an hour and 0.20 tips.

Anyone else can share their experiences at Relax?

I stopped at the place that was advertising .3 for 30 minutes. Gave her my .3 and she said no, it's 45. Told her the special said .3, she responded that was a "one day only special" from a couple of days ago. Alrighty, whatever, but I've only got 29 left. She didn't complain. That's a much improved attitude from my previous visit when a different broad tried squeezing me for .5.

So for 1. total, I enjoyed four drinks at some Euro type bar while drooling over an extremely hot Polish bartender, and then I headed east for a decent massage. Not a bad way to spend an evening, although it would have been perfect if I could have brought the Polish babe home with me.

Went to a place in China Town. Paid.4 for the door fee and then.21 for full service. When I finished, I whispered in her ear "It was never about the money." Believe it or not. It happened. I knew this chick from before, she wanted it just as bad as I did.

Dropped in at Hong Kong over the weekend. Saw Alice. Another girl, didn't catch her name, gave me a good 1/2 hour massage to start things off. Alice came in for the second half hour. Everything is on the menu, but I took only HR because Alice is a bit heavy for my taste. Alice took her time and the results were spectacular. I can't say I will race back for another visit (because I usually prefer very skinny girls). That said, I am sure I will go back at some point because Alice is very good and there is something to be said for good technique.

Anyone been here. I seen a few gents go in and out recently on my way to/ back from work (and it's slow with all the construction). Have a few dolla's burning a hole in my pocket and my back is a little tight, so I could use a little massagee!!

Unless things have changed, you pay a lot for an hour massage with granny and that's all you get. I was only there once, but you may have success if you go multiple times. Do keep us posted if you do have success.
[QUOTE=Thencame Brnsn]Anyone been here. I seen a few gents go in and out recently on my way to/ back from work (and it's slow with all the construction). Have a few dolla's burning a hole in my pocket and my back is a little tight, so I could use a little massagee!![/QUOTE]

In case some of missed or wanted to reconnect with "Linda" (of Addison location), she's back. Asian GFE: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, plus an attempt at a massage (31 y.o., petite, all natural). Ask for hh at 1.2. Gina has relocated from Addison to another place (3200 n. 600 w.). For a pic that resembles her, try CL and search for "Broadway"--you'll also get the phone #.

Went to the above named establishment for a little euro relaxation. Got the euro, but no relaxation. All teasin' and no pleasin'. Will not repeat and in fact, since she spent so much time teasing me and rubbing my inner thigh and brushing the boys repeatedly while bearly covering mr. Happy but not finishing, I left and did not leave a gratuity and shall not return.

Regards,

GF

I am looking for a massage here in chicago. I just moved here and am not too familiar with the area or the massage parlors. What is a good one. I'm not neccesarily looking for FS but a HJ would be great. Please feel free to pm me.

Thanks

I'm new to all this but is it possible to find a good amp that offers bbbj or bj for $60?

I was looking for an amp with Korean women and found this place on CL. Enter Korean in search and it's on the one on Division. Clean place that charged $60 for an hour and accepted credit cards. They close at 10pm normally but they saw me at 945pm. Got there and there was a cute girl probably in her late 20's named Susie. Got a nice wash and the massage was nice as well with a nice hj on the flip. Great service, no hassle and clean. Susie was fully clothe but for a first visit very accomodating and nice massage.

New in town. Not familier with area.

Any help would be appriciated.

Is it that hard to read the thread?

[QUOTE=Jwilliams]I am looking for a massage here in chicago. I just moved here and am not too familiar with the area or the massage parlors. What is a good one. I'm not neccesarily looking for FS but a HJ would be great. Please feel free to pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jwilliams]I am looking for a massage here in chicago. I just moved here and am not too familiar with the area or the massage parlors. What is a good one. I'm not neccesarily looking for FS but a HJ would be great. Please feel free to pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]On behalf of the rest of the board, I think I speak for all of us when I say 1) Welcome, and 2) read the boards carefully.

Pretty much 'nuff said. Yep. Think so.