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Had a very nice session with "The Hottest Girl You've Ever Seen" from CL. I enjoy a nice massage. When a beautiful girl is giving it, that's definitely a plus. I was not disappointed. She is gorgeous and a very sweet girl. She gave a nice massage. It was strictly a legit massage with some mutual touching. No "happy ending". That may or may not be on the menu. I plan to see her again. If you go see her, be nice!
Not sure if we are talking about same ad. She has a Memphis number. Your description of the reply and number you got does not seem legit at all.
[QUOTE=SensualMan;3586380]Then this reply:
What do you want? I can satisfy you. I would enjoy talking and see where it can go. I have amazing beautiful body. I am very horny and would like to help each other out. I can host I can travel anywhere. Can you send me a Pic? I would like to meet you. I will tell you anything you need to know about me. If you want to get together for friends with benefit email me back.
This is some bull shit. Waste of time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SensualMan;3586377]I seriously doubt she is real. Puts a cryptic number in the ad only to contact you from another number after you make initial contact. Then wants you to contact her thru email. WTF??
If you are interested and also want to meet me. Just mail your free time and location where do you want? Contact by my personal mail [EMAIL]dianaalyssa9@gmail.com[/EMAIL] <<.
[EMAIL]dianaalyssa9@gmail.com[/EMAIL]
812-359-7756.[/QUOTE]
Massage By Me! (Hottest girl you have ever seen).
[URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/massage-by-me-hottest-girl/6353395996.html[/URL]
Is she real? Definitely yes! You can find her on Facebook and Instagram. Is she hot? Definitely yes! Does she have a very nice and private incall? Yes! Does she have a fucking clue about giving a real massage? Definitely NO!! Was this the worst "massage" I've ever had? Definitely YES!! Is she a clock watcher? YES! Would I repeat? Hell to the NO!!
So if you want a hot 19 year old girl to literally squirt oil all over you and half ass rubbing you with one hand while while she keeps talking about the timer being set, by all means go see her. I would imagine it's slightly better than a lap dance at the club. She does have a nice body. Allowed roaming hands. But there was no massage. Booked an hour massage. Was in and out in about 40 min. Very inexperienced. Has no clue about massaging. After the flip, immediately started rubbing the bottle. Tried to slow her down but alas the timer was going. Told her to grip the bottle harder if she wanted the genie to appear. The genie dramatically appeared in its glorious fashion in a burst of magic which quite startled her in which she quickly withdrew her hands and didn't milk the bottle like she should have. Overall, a very, very disappointing experience. Will NOT repeat. There's too many legit therapists in Memphis who will give you an excellent massage for the full amount of time who don't mind making the genie appear to waste money on halfass bodyrubs like this. I don't care how hot she is! Save your money!
[QUOTE=SensualMan;3592871]Massage By Me! (Hottest girl you have ever seen).
[URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/massage-by-me-hottest-girl/6353395996.html[/URL]
Is she real? Definitely yes! You can find her on Facebook and Instagram. Is she hot? Definitely yes! Does she have a very nice and private incall? Yes! Does she have a fucking clue about giving a real massage? Definitely NO!! Was this the worst "massage" I've ever had? Definitely YES!! Is she a clock watcher? YES! Would I repeat? Hell to the NO!!
So if you want a hot 19 year old girl to literally squirt oil all over you and half ass rubbing you with one hand while while she keeps talking about the timer being set, by all means go see her. I would imagine it's slightly better than a lap dance at the club. She does have a nice body. Allowed roaming hands. But there was no massage. Booked an hour massage. Was in and out in about 40 min. Very inexperienced. Has no clue about massaging. After the flip, immediately started rubbing the bottle. Tried to slow her down but alas the timer was going. Told her to grip the bottle harder if she wanted the genie to appear. The genie dramatically appeared in its glorious fashion in a burst of magic which quite startled her in which she quickly withdrew her hands and didn't milk the bottle like she should have. Overall, a very, very disappointing experience. Will NOT repeat. There's too many legit therapists in Memphis who will give you an excellent massage for the full amount of time who don't mind making the genie appear to waste money on halfass bodyrubs like this. I don't care how hot she is! Save your money![/QUOTE]Someone should man up and ask if she will give a P massage, I would do it but she stood me up twice already and she knows how far I have to travel so I'm not going to waste the gas to probably not meet her.
[QUOTE=RayPrince;3593405]Someone should man up and ask if she will give a P massage, I would do it but she stood me up twice already and she knows how far I have to travel so I'm not going to waste the gas to probably not meet her.[/QUOTE]Why the fuck you guys even seek out massages is beyond me! But to each their own. Give me a sure thing anyday. I just can't figure it out! Is it the hunt. Is it the anticipation? Maybe she will! Maybe she won't! It completely escapes me.
[QUOTE=Glockman;3593706]Why the fuck you guys even seek out massages is beyond me! But to each their own. Give me a sure thing anyday. I just can't figure it out! Is it the hunt. Is it the anticipation? Maybe she will! Maybe she won't! It completely escapes me.[/QUOTE]The trick is not just the massage. The body has so many nerves, muscles that are so connected. First of call going to some of these so called hack massage places you are actually doing yourself less justice. The trick is going and really getting a great massage, place, music, oil, experience. Your body relaxes and the stress drops from you, if the massage girl is paying attention to your body, and your completely relaxed, you could actually pop without her even getting to your tinny brain.
Dropping the stress, relieving the sore muscles, your mind forgetting all the stupid issues in life, your body's nerves firing just right, a quiet secure place. All these right elements can blow your mind. Now if you are going to places that do a rub and tug or calling most of these "places" on some sites, your actually screwing yourself out of the actual mind blowing experience. Out of 20 places you might go, you might find that 1 that is mind blowing. When you find that one place you keep going to her. You don't have to keep jumping around from place to place. It took me a long time to find the right fit of a massage person and not once have I stumbled out of that place unhappy, just always weak and completely euphoric. I'm an older guy and just walking in and getting the tinny brain tugged isn't the right way to do it, you'll just be screwing yourself out of the experience. Maybe its a bit of the teasing, the heightened awareness, tantric like, maybe its also the fact that you have a set time on the table, but never once has it been rushed, or even cared about how much time is left, cause it doesn't matter how much time is actually left cause if she knows what she's doing, you will be ready before her.
Again I can't stress this enough, going to backpage or craigslist to find the real, correct experience your only cheating yourself. Your favorite part of your body is only 10% of all the incredible nerves in your body, add the other 90% as well and you will never see things the same again.
Bring it on. Hot girls, much less "the hottest girl I've ever seen," get leeway in my book. Link is dead. No current ads. Share her contact?
[QUOTE=SensualMan;3592871]Massage By Me! (Hottest girl you have ever seen).
[URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/massage-by-me-hottest-girl/6353395996.html[/URL]
Is she real? Definitely yes! You can find her on Facebook and Instagram. Is she hot? Definitely yes! Does she have a very nice and private incall? Yes! Does she have a fucking clue about giving a real massage? Definitely NO!! Was this the worst "massage" I've ever had? Definitely YES!! Is she a clock watcher? YES! Would I repeat? Hell to the NO!!
So if you want a hot 19 year old girl to literally squirt oil all over you and half ass rubbing you with one hand while while she keeps talking about the timer being set, by all means go see her. I would imagine it's slightly better than a lap dance at the club. She does have a nice body. Allowed roaming hands. But there was no massage. Booked an hour massage. Was in and out in about 40 min. Very inexperienced. Has no clue about massaging. After the flip, immediately started rubbing the bottle. Tried to slow her down but alas the timer was going. Told her to grip the bottle harder if she wanted the genie to appear. The genie dramatically appeared in its glorious fashion in a burst of magic which quite startled her in which she quickly withdrew her hands and didn't milk the bottle like she should have. Overall, a very, very disappointing experience. Will NOT repeat. There's too many legit therapists in Memphis who will give you an excellent massage for the full amount of time who don't mind making the genie appear to waste money on halfass bodyrubs like this. I don't care how hot she is! Save your money![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Glockman;3593706]Why the fuck you guys even seek out massages is beyond me! But to each their own. Give me a sure thing anyday. I just can't figure it out! Is it the hunt. Is it the anticipation? Maybe she will! Maybe she won't! It completely escapes me.[/QUOTE]Also if there is a term used at the place you went to that uses "house fee", your in the wrong pace. If she is charging you double for the flip, your in the wrong place. If she leaves the room after she started the massage, your in the wrong place. If she uses her phone, your in the wrong place. Only time you should be asked to turn on to your back is because she is done massaging your back.
Don't go in to a place thinking there is going to be extras, she will let you know in her own way. I went to this one woman about 6 times cause she just gave a great massage, one day my hand was left on the side of the table, just enough to hang off the side, she happened to start letting it "hit" it between her legs in the right place. Well lets just say, she had to change her scrubs before she walked out in to the lobby.
There is less of a chance for getting anything nasty, no cig smoke smell, no nasty motel rooms, no getting robbed in the parking lot, no handlers, no playing games on driving to a location and she goes cold on you to only get a text from her 30 minutes later cause she "fell asleep" when she actually decided to bump your time cause she really wanted to give your time to someone else and screw you over.
Will you go to many places and get nothing? Yup, but that one girl you finally find will understand "it" and it will be mind blowing tantric. It took me 10 years to really understand. Does that help you out glockman?
Haven't seen Jessica in a long time and every time I try to see her I miss her. So I've been visiting Violet for the past few weeks. I enjoy her company and gives me exactly what I need. Even though I like violet I still like slim girls and she's a little on the thick side so I decided to try Juliet. Very good looking girl and nice petite body. However service wise she sucks! And not in the good way. No clue on what a massage is and doesn't respect time. Really fucking amazing ending. Coming back only for violet and the hopes I'll see Jessica again but even if they offer me a free time with Juliet I won't see her (maybe). She's beautiful, but she's going to ruin their reputation and quick!
[QUOTE=TCCook;3594761]Bring it on. Hot girls, much less "the hottest girl I've ever seen," get leeway in my book. Link is dead. No current ads. Share her contact?[/QUOTE][URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/massage-by-me-hottest-girl/6357156103.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=TCCook;3594761]Bring it on. Hot girls, much less "the hottest girl I've ever seen," get leeway in my book. Link is dead. No current ads. Share her contact?[/QUOTE][URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/massage-by-me-w4m/6356736601.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=TCCook;3594761]Bring it on. Hot girls, much less "the hottest girl I've ever seen," get leeway in my book. Link is dead. No current ads. Share her contact?[/QUOTE][URL]https://memphis.craigslist.org/cas/d/hottest-girl-you-have-ever/6355883826.html[/URL]
Little effort goes a long ways.
[QUOTE=MarlboroPlease;3594933]Also if there is a term used at the place you went to that uses "house fee", your in the wrong pace. If she is charging you double for the flip, your in the wrong place. If she leaves the room after she started the massage, your in the wrong place. If she uses her phone, your in the wrong place. Only time you should be asked to turn on to your back is because she is done massaging your back.
Don't go in to a place thinking there is going to be extras, she will let you know in her own way. I went to this one woman about 6 times cause she just gave a great massage, one day my hand was left on the side of the table, just enough to hang off the side, she happened to start letting it "hit" it between her legs in the right place. Well lets just say, she had to change her scrubs before she walked out in to the lobby.
There is less of a chance for getting anything nasty, no cig smoke smell, no nasty motel rooms, no getting robbed in the parking lot, no handlers, no playing games on driving to a location and she goes cold on you to only get a text from her 30 minutes later cause she "fell asleep" when she actually decided to bump your time cause she really wanted to give your time to someone else and screw you over.
Will you go to many places and get nothing? Yup, but that one girl you finally find will understand "it" and it will be mind blowing tantric. It took me 10 years to really understand. Does that help you out glockman?[/QUOTE]Boom! Drops Mic!!
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[QUOTE=SensualMan;3596668]Boom! Drops Mic!!
We don't all have the latest Nicon superchargedD850 camera that we carry around our neck all the time to compensate for our short dick man syndrome. That camera is his key to the "sure thing" he always brags about. Come on Glockman. Sing along. . . Don't want no short dick man.[/QUOTE]Sorry. But I can't carry a tune. But I'm glad it's my dick they're sucking, and not yours! 😄.
[QUOTE=Gilardino;3583471]She doesn't have a set rate so what's exactly on her menu?[/QUOTE]Well, Nikki's very much a YMMV kinda girl. Your session will be dependent on how comfortable she is around you- and, to be quite honest, how comfortable you are around her. She's not for everyone. She's got some personality quirks- mainly, she talks a lot and about herself mostly. She also uses drugs, at the very least recreationally. I found her to be funny and likable and we hit it off. So, her menu with me is probably a little broader than it is with some others.
When it comes to donation, be generous. If you bring her $, you probably won't leave with much more than a pretty good massage.
Bottom line- be nice, be friendly, and see what happens. I've had some very, and I mean very, good times with Nikki.