Streetwalker Reports

Was out showing the strip to a friend up from Cali. Plenty of girls out on the north end south end was dead. Made a few laps the hit a couple stripclubs on powell then back out on the blade. Buddy likes black girls so we stopped few times to talk to some he found one he liked took her behind some dumpsters at an autoparts store and fucked her for 60 nice girl just not my cup of tea. Was a brunette near baggers wanted 250 to goto her room everything coverd no kissing daty (she thought I was disgusting for even asking to do that) ended the convo right there. We hooked up with zavi for a bit to bs and watch some mongers circle. Didn't see much else after was getting late dropped my buddy off back down at jubitz and went home.

Maybe tonight will be better rolling solo. Might have a date set up with a sometimes regular later tonight.

Again recently off the grid at coast...new house owner near my favorite clients place wanted a comprehensive inspection & bid on updating. Since I didn't have the time when out West last month. She suggested I spend a few nights there to take extensive measurements & work up some of my "artistic design" remodel suggestions within her budget. Never one turn down a couple of days free coast hideaway mentioned it to the Barefoot Brunette who eagerly invited herself along. Headed out Thursday & stayed through Saturday afternoon. As always the coast air & sunsets were salve to our souls & bodies. Unfortunately the Cutthroat weren't cooperating & the hot tub place was off the itinerary since owners were there. Pivoted to nice birthday dinner for her in Neskowin, woodstove adjacent fucking, sightseeing & beach walks along w/ some vintage clothes shopping for her. The latter where I lost a few brain cells along w/ a couple hundred bucks. SMDHS.

Saturday Night:

After dropping Felice off late Saturday afternoon at coworkers place, was planning for a quiet night at home. Checking messages noticed Zizix & his outdoors dogging dumpster buddy had called twice. I listened as they hunted & window talked to all (typed words don't come anywhere close to justice of the real live indignation of Zizix's brunette & her "THATS DISGUSTING" when he asked if "she'd let him lick her pussy" that shit was fucking hilarious). Was content to stay home until they both mentioned a WSW redhead was out. With ears perking up, it was time to renew my abandoned but not forgotten search for a redhead to add to my rotation. Copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # about 10:20+-.

Empty all the way North where Sandy/82nd revealed a 30's long haired brunette in cowboy boots & jeans heading South. She later walked by the copilot & I when shooting the shit w/ Zizix & buddy in closed Mexican lot ignoring us all.

Bagger's revealed it's namesake hanging back Klickatat some.

At same area was a blonde BSW curd product type in grey dress w/ horizontal stripes emphasizing that big lumpy ass. Don't know if vertical stripes would have helped that horror but anything could have helped her look. Took her some time to either get scooped or give up for the evening.

Sandy upper # was empty first time I ventured that far.

After a break watching various McFlurriers approaches for an ass showing BSW near Klickatat parted ways & copilot & I did another lap.

Sandy upper # still sucked & all the way to JCB the selection was still on the dismal side, yet I did spot few.

At Sunny Market a round & short BSW was in a red romper rocking some blonde Harpo Marx inspired mop...and there's those yawns.

Glisan arts center wall spotted a thicker short haired blonde WSW in short skirt talking at window & then hopping in some large truck.

At the Glisan carwash/school area was thicker dirty blonde WSW in jeans. Despite her just got off the bus from Gobbler's Crossing Alabama look was a definite 5150 poster child vibe happening as she danced around. Despite the warning shots across punters bows a few of you were trying hard to scoop. I feel you..WSW were in short supply tonight...but still.

Empty all the way South & though I considered one "last look run" but my boredom won out & just called it at 12:30 to PornHub to some of the Barefoot Brunette's weekend photos. LOL.

A fair amount of PPD SUV out yet not worrisome or patrolling where'd you expect. One Clackamas near the barn.

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry - The Horses & The Hounds" (twice).

Sunday Afternoon:

After spending six plus hours transcribing my notes & working up beginnings of a scope of work estimate + a few basic CAD drawings for the coast place realized I'd neglected defrosting dinner. So copilot & I headed out for a grocery run about 3:30 along w/ a JCB>82nd>Sandy look.

Right out of the gate saw a just perfectly lithesome possible cute WSW before Luther. Attracting some attention in black tights & sky blue raincoat w/ long brunette hair. Getting a semi non-committal look I was going to flip around but got caught up at Johnson Creek bridge w/ lanes blocked & civilians looking/gesturing into creek bed for some reason as PPD & ambulance roared up. Bailed on further investigation for the moment but mental note filed for future recons though I think this cutie is one I've seen & reported/missed awhile ago.

Empty until Bagger's & a cute BSW w/ wavy thick long hair was looking fine in red shorts & matching belly exposing top. I could faintly hear those jungle fever drums in background.

Skipped Sandy upper & headed up the hill near recent shooting where the cowboy boot wearing brunette was walking North in loose flowing blue top & jeans. No ignoring me happening this afternoon as she gave me an odd, yet intentions known smile as I passed. As I checked her out in rearview she turned to see if I would loop around...then lifted her top. LOL. The biased jury in my pants is still out on this one.

Nothing else spotted until Flavel where one of the usual fuglies was out.

Didn't pay much attention to PPD though a few were seen. With nothing on my mind except making dinner, some couch time & catching up on Netflix queue headed for home.

Recon Soundtrack: Grant Green "Complete Blue Note Quartet Recordings w/ Sonny Clark" disc 1.

Monday Night:

Copilot & I were hanging out at fishing buddy's talking & semi planning one more female free Buoy 10 trip until about 10:00 to his wife's annoyance. Headed to the avenue after to look around JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.

Daydreaming a bit until just North of Harbor Freight where a late twenties blonde WSW in short blue dress & white ankle boots met my eyes as I passed. As sometimes happens fucking caught unaware that far South. Looped around to see her hopping in car just past there. Was slightly disappointed yet at end of my recon she walked in for me near Flavel. After that closer look let's just say I wasn't disappointed on that first pass miss.

The young LSW w/ the blonde lower highlighted hair was near the was just past Burnside in white belly shirt & black tights. Got picked up & never seen rest of night.

Considering she waddles versus walking land whale Denthead was all over the avenue from Washington to Sandy. For awhile she had some sort of decorative mask that looked more like a muzzle....found it extremely appropriate.

Bagger's Bench has it's namesake all hooded up & again down street some.

Bagger's also had the grey dress blonde BSW curd product type from Saturday night. Just when you think it can't get any worse she upped the bile factor w/ her ass & thigh lumpy gravy exposing shorts. I thought please for the love of Christ put that previous night's dress back on. Even more retina horrific was the wide load view as she leaned in some window of some hogging aficionado. Fucked up my vision to the point where I was seeing square out of one eye & round out the other for half a lap. LOL.

Sandy upper # just was another waste of time & gas.

The trim wavy haired BSW in orange dress & gold heels appeared & got scooped quickly at Bagger's. She's cute yet my jungle fever has died down some.

Most of the night Sunny Market had a few nondescript BSW lurking about. Thankfully cottage cheese meter didn't edge up much. Of special humorous note was the headphone wearing one in orange top showing some cleavage along w/ her Soul Train moves off.

As the avenue stagnated further headed for home just before midnight. Also the line painting crews just started to piss me off.

A fair amount of PPD SUV out. Later a shitload came screaming from all directions to the motel just South of the Unicorn. No Clackamas in the South end seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Grant Green - "Complete Blue Note Quartet Recordings w/ Sonny Clark" disc 2. Followed again by James McMurtry "The Horses & The Hounds".

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Safe recons & life.

Rammer, I hit her up yesterday to no avail.

You hear from her recently?

Evenings from 10 to 3-4 ish.

If you're on TNA it might be best to approach that way, that number, that process.

[QUOTE=JaySteeze;5512491]Rammer, I hit her up yesterday to no avail.

You hear from her recently?[/QUOTE]Whenever I come to town I see her. Not often these days. She even hit me up a few weeks ago just to say hi (and I figure hoping to get together).

I usually text her a day or two before I am in town and we set it up in advance. Last time I saw her about 7 pm. She has limited hours due to personal stuff.

Be easy going with her. If she is comfortable with you life will be good.

That's the number I used because I knew she was on it.

Told her I lost her other number but nothing back.

I miss her being out.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5513952]Evenings from 10 to 3-4 ish.

If you're on TNA it might be best to approach that way, that number, that process.[/QUOTE]

Check your DMs JaySteeze.

Well never know what your going to see. Never thought I would see the day when a midget was walking the street. The Latino girl that was with her was really cute the midget was ok if I wasn't so tired today might have picked up one of them maybe both if the price was right. Talked to them told her I was really tired would be interested in hooking up tomorrow night and asked for her number she wanted 20 $ for her number WTF I'm going to take a guess she has GPS but if I see her again ill try and see what she wants for FS.

Got a few pics just for the non believers.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5517865]Well never know what your going to see. Never thought I would see the day when a midget was walking the street. The Latino girl that was with her was really cute the midget was ok if I wasn't so tired today might have picked up one of them maybe both if the price was right. Talked to them told her I was really tired would be interested in hooking up tomorrow night and asked for her number she wanted 20 $ for her number WTF I'm going to take a guess she has GPS but if I see her again ill try and see what she wants for FS.

Got a few pics just for the non believers.[/QUOTE]Midget is on my bucket list for sure, also had opportunity but my friend got her and cock block me, live and learn.

The benefit of having a gig stone's throw from your house is you're close to home if you forget stuff & can eat lunch at home. The curse is you're not inclined to take the diversion route home recon at days end, so didn't get out since Monday.

Thursday Night:

Copilot & I headed out at 9:45 on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # route w/ the rain having stopped & that rain cleansing aroma invigorating my sense of smell of the world & washing the skank smell that seems to be all too vivid on 82nd currently.

Avenue was empty until across from Hermiston's favorite four wheel drive store a trim BSW or LSW was in silverish shorts & heels. Went around block to nothing so I figure she got picked up right there quickly.

Sunny Market was oddly empty all night of the low caliber BSW holding down that area. Not that I'm complaining....

On a later pass past there a robust short haired LSW in white sundress had claimed the above spot upgrading the corner. Meh...

Bagger's Bench had the blonde BSW curd products heifer waving at all. I tried to not look...

As usual Sandy upper # was dismal & downright deserted. Why do I bother I asked myself.

Passing Bagger's on my return ran the grisly gauntlet of the blonde curd BSW to check out a WSW brunette in blue belly shirt & jeans w/ baseball cap. Another who evaporated into thin air. Was going to ask the heifer BSW if she ate her, but she leaned over to show off her tits & I rolled through the Klickatat stop sign as swiftly as I safety could.

Subsequent circuit Sandy JCB were barren of all except a couple of BSW replenishing Bagger's area. One plain one black shorts & top & another blonde in tan. Not as loathsome looking like as the previous inhabitant yet still nothing to write home about.

Last spotted near Utopia an older long in the tooth sturdy ASW in black dress & sandals gave me a wave. She had the look she'd handled more wangs than a Chinese phone book.

Was heading South for home lamenting the absence of talent & thinking "table for one" please.

At Hawthorne caught a glimpse of small figure hanging back in the shadows from 82nd sitting on the curb. Thinking it was Penelope from my report #3974 & remembering her mild bitchiness re: me calling her once "I'll call you if I want a date or if you see me walking stop for me". Yeah...whatever.

Went around block to realize it wasn't who I thought. I'm pretty sure this is the one that caused the frenzy back in early July. Except she wasn't calling herself "Angel" as Blee2433 (report #4079) mentioned. Charmed by the copilot hanging out the window as she hopped right in. Tonight going by "Ariel". Close enough to "Angel" I guess. Other similarities were closer though. Nineteen w/ killer little body with fluffy tits & small ass.

As Blee thought, not brunette but more redhead close up & she did let out some cute little squeals as I squeezed her boobs as she rubbed my dick through my shorts. Not bitchy even when throwing out pussy in the sky prices, even friendly to a fault. Negotiations continued as we drove South & turns out her time of the month had started while walking & even covered red winging it wasn't on the table (thought I..."then why the fuck you out here"). Disappointed I pivoted to just a blowjob. Me insisting on BBBJ, her on "I never do that" (yeah, I've heard that before bringing them back to avenue w/ my DNA coating their insides). I felt like I was buying a new truck it went on so long. As we got within a mile or so of my place, an impasse was reached & I said, "never mind I'll bring you back". Seeing her cash evaporate she asked if I was "clean". Replying..."of course & I can show you a week old test" we continued on. Arriving here Arial succumbed to the copilots "play rope toy" insistent overture as I dug out my papers which she pursued closely. Hesitantly agreed to BBBJ w/ some ask increase & "don't come in my mouth". Yeah...I sorta' failed on that end. LOL but she took it well & she didn't protest when I filmed. She did strip down to just her panties & I got to suck those nice nipples some. Her lips felt like softest pillows on an opium laced afternoon feel & she seemed to get into it some (or wanted it over LOL). Couldn't tell or really care as for her ask I can get so much more for less with my two regulars. Gave her my number & told her if she ever is in a bind I'd help her out as long as there less restrictions & cash. Dropped her off near where I found as she ran across 82nd to waiting car.

Fair amount of PPD SUV out & around the avenue. No Clackamas on the South end seen tonight.

Might see if Friday night is more fruitful. Have an early wakeup for one more Buoy 10 trip before the total closure late Saturday & fishing shifts upriver.

Recon Soundtrack: Joe Ely Love & Danger" followed by Rolling Stones "Let It Bleed". Not much of a fan of the band but Charlie Watts was the real fucking deal. His jazz quintet outings are amazing. RIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8VUIOUTaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki3XqL-NQxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK5zr4tKpj0

Friday Night:

After work got all the usual fishing shit together by 8:30 & hung at friends until about 10:15 Even with a 4:00 wakeup call it was too early for bed so continuing my low sleep before fishing trip tradition hit JCB>82nd>Sandy for a bit.

Uninhabited until Bagger's Bench where the McFlurrie viewing point was full, so any closer looks had to brave weekend buffoonery of frantic circling cars in full horn doggery swing.

Bagger was out. Yet the objects of all this attention were a LSW w / long straight hair in black dress w/ matching thigh highs. Cute & friendly when I talked briefly to her at window when boxed in on Klickatat for an uncomfortable long minute. I knew she threw out some number but I was distracted on my exit strategy.

Klickatat many times was three car wide block clusterfuck w/ cars facing all directions occasionally all night. SMDHS fuck this shit.

Partnering up w/ the thigh highed LSW was mousy like WSW midget (ahem...sorry...little person) in plain dress. I was sure she was a non-combatant who wandered into battlefield until she started talking at windows as well. LOL. Half Pint attracted some interest & got in some truck. Both were working out of the founding father named hotel from what I saw later.

The doe of the night & the only reason I ventured into the Klickatat mess was a long haired long legged dirty blonde WSW in black bathing suit w/ ribbon ties on each hip. Scooped by some car before I could navigate through. Never saw her again in several passes to my dicks extreme regret.

Further passes revealed some Sunny Market expiration specials (or not so specials).

One BSW in shorts who got scooped by some dickhead as he swung across in front of me to change direction. Cottage cheese was at minimum but still an obvious bozo move.

Another meh BSW in road cone orange onesie. At least the chocolate cottage cheese was at lower limit this evening.

The robust short haired LSW took a spot across from Sunny once the BSW's got scooped.

Half Pint & her thigh high wearing partner were again out at Bagger's where again witnessed Half Pint get scooped by some mini van (of course). A braver man than I & wondered if he had a child seat for her.

Last spotted was serviceable & sturdy blonde WSW in short jean skirt & sparkly high heels walking in behind La Parrilla.

Never spotted the doe of the night long haired WSW dirty blonde again, so headed South to home & my four & half hours sleep.

PPD SUV were out & even saw a traffic pullover for red light runner. The UC blue Explorer w/ old style plates was around some also. Some Clackamas in the extreme South.

Recon Soundtrack: Ornette Coleman "In All Languages" followed by another earworm listen to James McMurtry's - "The Horses & The Hounds".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcGu22oEQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whJ02v1DEk

Oh yeah...another type of report...fishing...remember it's all fishing.

It figures w/ chinook retention closed the day before I caught one of the prettiest Salmon ever & had to release it. Sigh...hurt even more thn missing the blonde.

Did manage our Coho limits today after some location radio reports from an old friend & having to weed through three or four wild ones. Why we have to return high finner Coho to find hatchery keeper is beyond me. No matter how gently tried to revive them several turned into belly up sea lion snacks. SMDHS. Was off the water & headed home by 12:30.

Safe recons & tight lines.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5517865]Well never know what your going to see. Never thought I would see the day when a midget was walking the street. The Latino girl that was with her was really cute the midget was ok if I wasn't so tired today might have picked up one of them maybe both if the price was right. Talked to them told her I was really tired would be interested in hooking up tomorrow night and asked for her number she wanted 20 $ for her number WTF I'm going to take a guess she has GPS but if I see her again ill try and see what she wants for FS.

Got a few pics just for the non believers.[/QUOTE]Wow! Yeah that is totally a pics or it didn't happen type of thing LOL.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5517865]Well never know what your going to see. Never thought I would see the day when a midget was walking the street. The Latino girl that was with her was really cute the midget was ok if I wasn't so tired today might have picked up one of them maybe both if the price was right. Talked to them told her I was really tired would be interested in hooking up tomorrow night and asked for her number she wanted 20 $ for her number WTF I'm going to take a guess she has GPS but if I see her again ill try and see what she wants for FS.

Got a few pics just for the non believers.[/QUOTE]This report is accurate. Got the same rap about $20 for her phone number. Super cute for a midget. Bad attitude. I never saw her get picked up. Cops sat at the first space at McDonalds for about an hour watching these 2 do a circuit back and forth, mainly around the 7-11. Heavy LE until something happened on the scanner in Maywood at about 7 pm. The girls report that someone about a block off 82nd keeps calling the cops on them so they have increased patrols.

Just when I think area has reached its nadir of foolishness fuckery it notches up further.

Walkers asking 20.00 for just their number. LOL. Well, I guess that method weeds out the time waster number collectors.

Totally obvious to all & provocatively dressed girls out most all the time. Even Ray Charles could see the hookers out there.

Impatient monger traffic blocking Klickatat & continuous traffic noisily circling the neighborhood back streets at all hours. Not to mention the 7-11 owner can't be pleased w/ being ground zero of this sideshow. It has to be impacting their business.

Also keep in mind this area was one of the neighborhoods who were extremely vocal to the city about the walkers on 82nd not so long ago.

Whether the city or PPD will listen or even care about complaints remains to be seen, but can you spell "prostitution free zones" or "anti prostitution "Take Back 82nd" marches".

As Rammer said not too long ago...area is on blast...avoid...though I know most of us won't.

Safe recons & life.

Holy Christ on a cracker...that little person rear view photo is more horrifying than most of the chocolate cottage cheese out there. Some things you just don't care to see...

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5518534]Just when I think area has reached its nadir of foolishness fuckery it notches up further.

Walkers asking 20.00 for just their number. LOL. Well, I guess that method weeds out the time waster number collectors.

Totally obvious to all & provocatively dressed girls out most all the time. Even Ray Charles could see the hookers out there.

Impatient monger traffic blocking Klickatat & continuous traffic noisily circling the neighborhood back streets at all hours. Not to mention the 7-11 owner can't be pleased w/ being ground zero of this sideshow. It has to be impacting their business.

Also keep in mind this area was one of the neighborhoods who were extremely vocal to the city about the walkers on 82nd not so long ago.

Whether the city or PPD will listen or even care about complaints remains to be seen, but can you spell "prostitution free zones" or "anti prostitution "Take Back 82nd" marches".

As Rammer said not too long ago...area is on blast...avoid...though I know most of us won't.

Safe recons & life.

Holy Christ on a cracker...that little person rear view photo is more horrifying than most of the chocolate cottage cheese out there. Some things you just don't care to see...[/QUOTE]Agree with this assessment. Was in area Wednesday. Very obvious SWs at Klickitat /7-11, flaunting their wares and waving at traffic. One attractive SW was in bikini top and short shorts exposing 2/3 of her ass (though it was sexy, admittedly). Immediate thought was this had to be a sting. But my PI friend informed me that at least 2 of these gals were legit SWs operating out of nearby motels. Got to be only a matter of time before LE clamps down.

On the way back from the Country Club and away from 7-11 (no eyes) I chatted up the height challenged Walker.

She's kinda cute, had no attitude and gave me her # without a deposit.

Her name is Tay. Ill keep it for a desperate late night. Can't get past the ingrown hair thigh so she would be BJ only.

That area is indeed on Blast, not for me. I don't like Probation and John's class.