Massage Parlor Reports

Visited saturday morning.

Goods : new facility, big shower room, big rooms, .7 for hour.
Odds : second floor, and no stairwell - only very slooowww elevator. Could imagine how it is to go to second floor in the same cabin with someboty else. TS made like shalow bathtub, with rubber mat inside, that is not very hyhyenical - because of mat has waffle like surface, and ... there should be dirt deposits from other mongers.

Met Cindy - 3XX chinese girl. Little extra on heaps and belly, heavily drapped, nice face and nice Bs.

Timeline: fast mediocre TS, very good hard massage, standard finish - exactly one hour.

Roaming was allowed on final stage, but it was very hard to impelment, because of her heavy drappery. Get off top/pants - No-no! Promiced better service on next time. There were many smal turn-offs, like: asked her to put fresh towel under my face in TS; after finish, she get out and returned with wet towel, sweeped my belly, and tried to sweep my face with the same towel after, etc.

Damage: .7 fee + .4 tip

Do not think that will return. Too far, and service is not best.

Stay Safe,
Aman

Ran out to Peach Therapy Saturday during the lunch hour. Had wanted to visit for some time, finally had some free time and wanted to try somewhere new as I am wont to do.

Greeted by Yoyo (sp?) at the door.

Yoyo was probably 5'2" or so, very pretty in the face, golden skin, and a FANTASTIC body. Not very chatty, but still very personable in a quiet way.

Great TS. Massage was good. Yoyo had an interesting massage style but it was effective. The finish was standard, but great!

When I visit AMPs, I do not look for "FS" nor do I want "FS." However, if it had been offered, and it wasn't, I certainly would have accepted that offer with very little reluctance.

Would I go back? Definitely. I still have my favorite places where I am a regular, but I certainly would like to go back and see the beautiful Yoyo again...

Here is Karla's ad:

Are you experiencing knots, sleeplessness, muscle aches and pains, headaches……
have you been playing the weekend warrior and you've overdone it....or are you just needing a good soothing stress relieving massage....

Professionally concentrated massage techniques can release chemicals to the body to block pain signals, reduce anxiety and depression, improve sleep, in turn stimulating the immune system by removing those toxins within your body.

New Hours Tues-Fri 9am-7pm Sat and Sun 11am to 7pm
you can call or text message me
703-389-0353 please leave your phone number if you leave a voicemail.
You can also email me to set up an appointment.
$ 60 massage
$ 90 massage and hot stones

Please be on time, if you are running into traffic please call. If you can't make your appointment please have the courtesy to call and cancel where I can fill that time slot with someone else.

**it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Richmond Highway Route 1 at Huntington Ave, 22303

I've tried a number of times to get an appointment and succeeded only once, but then she cancelled. She's in the Riverside apartments on Huntinton Ave. When you try to get to the gate, the guard will take your drivers license and record the info, then call her, so aliases might cause some confusion (What, your name isn't Yakblat!?). She gives a phone number in her ad, but hasn't returned a call yet. She will reply to email from the reply button on her backpage ad, but she doesn't seem to have many openings available. I've only tried to see her because I haven't seen a review here and I thought it might be an interesting contribution. Oh, and she's convenient to my location too. Anyway, I think I've had enough. Yak

A few months ago The Nub had reported there might be Latinas working the location in Falls Church. We discussed over PM and I agreed to check it out for him but for numerous reasons never made it there until now.

In short, waste of time. The place is located in a building with a Panera so I took a lap around and found an entrance to go up the stairs. Greeted by a thin older Asian (Chinese maybe? Didn't look Korean) named Linda. First thing I notice is that they have a counter and look far more legitimate than any place I'd been before. Secondly, Linda introduces herself and shakes my hand. I ask if anyone else is working, she doesn't understand. I don't see or hear any traces of other people.

She takes me back to a room and tells me to undress. I leave .80 visible under the keys. She comes back and asks me to lay down and cover up with a washcloth. Her English is very dodgy, difficult to understand. Asks if I've been here before, I say no because I'm a lousy liar and have never had a failure simply from being honest. Tell her I've been to lots of other spas, name some AMPs and she says she knows what I'm talking about. Slightly more promising.

The massage is actually pretty good overall. If only there were happiness to be found at the end. I kept moving aside the wash cloth and eventually I told her I was "too hot" and discarded it entirely. She got close to the package a few times and I assured her it was OK, felt good, but she never went any further.

She finished up and said all done, I told her she missed a spot. I motioned and she shook her head and said "no, no, not here." I nodded and apologized. Tipped her .15 for the massage which she was very happy with. Maybe she was just being overly cautious but this place seems way too legitimate for my tastes and I saw no sign of the Latinas. As always, YMMV.

Unrequited, I headed over to Papaya to set things straight. I was displeased to get June - a short Asian with a fair amount of chunk to her. Very good attitude though and she asked me to massage her which lead to quite a bit more than the normal menu. I probably could've had more (FS) but honestly I wasn't that into it. She also kept coughing and sounded "phlegmy." I assumed it was from smoking but this morning I woke up with a sore throat so she may have been sick. Good service, just wish it was with any of the prettier girls I'd visited there lately. Tipped .80 for effort anyway since it was above normal and because I like the place.

She gives an excellent fbsm.Plus she looks like Snooki. lol

[QUOTE=Notronmexico]A few months ago The Nub had reported there might be Latinas working the location in Falls Church. We discussed over PM and I agreed to check it out for him but for numerous reasons never made it there until now.

In short, waste of time. The place is located in a building with a Panera so I took a lap around and found an entrance to go up the stairs. Greeted by a thin older Asian (Chinese maybe? Didn't look Korean) named Linda. First thing I notice is that they have a counter and look far more legitimate than any place I'd been before. Secondly, Linda introduces herself and shakes my hand. I ask if anyone else is working, she doesn't understand. I don't see or hear any traces of other people.

She takes me back to a room and tells me to undress. I leave .80 visible under the keys. She comes back and asks me to lay down and cover up with a washcloth. Her English is very dodgy, difficult to understand. Asks if I've been here before, I say no because I'm a lousy liar and have never had a failure simply from being honest. Tell her I've been to lots of other spas, name some AMPs and she says she knows what I'm talking about. Slightly more promising.

The massage is actually pretty good overall. If only there were happiness to be found at the end. I kept moving aside the wash cloth and eventually I told her I was "too hot" and discarded it entirely. She got close to the package a few times and I assured her it was OK, felt good, but she never went any further.

She finished up and said all done, I told her she missed a spot. I motioned and she shook her head and said "no, no, not here." I nodded and apologized. Tipped her .15 for the massage which she was very happy with. Maybe she was just being overly cautious but this place seems way too legitimate for my tastes and I saw no sign of the Latinas. As always, YMMV.

Unrequited, I headed over to Papaya to set things straight. I was displeased to get June - a short Asian with a fair amount of chunk to her. Very good attitude though and she asked me to massage her which lead to quite a bit more than the normal menu. I probably could've had more (FS) but honestly I wasn't that into it. She also kept coughing and sounded "phlegmy." I assumed it was from smoking but this morning I woke up with a sore throat so she may have been sick. Good service, just wish it was with any of the prettier girls I'd visited there lately. Tipped .80 for effort anyway since it was above normal and because I like the place.[/QUOTE]This place has changed hands, and names, and now is apparently connected with the salon located on the street level. You were too late to the party.

Has anyone been here yet?

LC & Wellness Stafford

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-_080310/2492606[/url]

[QUOTE=Bobby Down]Has anyone been here yet?

LC & Wellness Stafford

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-_080310/2492606[/url][/QUOTE]I want the one in the ad, they have chics this fine in the area?

Any intel on this new place in Fairfax?

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed]I want the one in the ad, they have chics this fine in the area?[/QUOTE]
I doubt it, but it would be nice. Keep dreamin.

[QUOTE=Funkey]Any intel on this new place in Fairfax?[/QUOTE]
It's average on a good day. Better options out there in the area.

[QUOTE=Bobby Down]Has anyone been here yet?

LC & Wellness Stafford

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-_080310/2492606[/url][/QUOTE]
Owned by the same as Blue Ocean. Interior comfortable but some still under construction. Saw Tina who is mid 30"s who gave Ok TS and a very good massage. Standard NOVA finish with unlimited roaming. $80 + $50

Ortho

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]I had a wonderful appointment with Tina today.

The place was empty (even the parking lot).

Although I was only there for the full-hour of my appointment (all 60 minutes), I would have sworn I was there over 90 minutes just because I felt that good as I got in my car.

Tina - over 40, less than 100 pounds, attractively muscled, thin, narrow of hip and bust --- long, long black hair, and dark eyes that flash when she smiles.

I have not visited other places in some time because Tina makes each visit worth the time, the standard house fees, and a generous but not far past standard gratuity.

Score this visit a 10+ for me --- but as in all things, YMMV.

Be nice to the ladies -- especially on quiet holiday weekends

PA[/QUOTE]Sorry, just colors was not enough for me to search what spot you were talking about. For me to test the new blue steel from 4rx. Excited to try this out.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed]Sorry, just colors was not enough for me to search what spot you were talking about. For me to test the new blue steel from 4rx. Excited to try this out.[/QUOTE]


I maybe wrong but it is sometimes fun trying to figure how what is said in the posts without being said, so here is my take on PA's post you quoted.

Clues
1. Titled Red White and Blue
2. Posted 7/5 (4th of July weekend)

What do we think of when we hear Red,White and Blue? Banners, flags, streamers, etc... When do we see these colors the most? July 4th.

What is July 4th? Independence day, more importantly to the post, a HOLIDAY (me thinks there just may have been a spa say in Chantilly, with this name).

Here in is what I believe the name of the spa to be. Although this is for nothing since I believe it was closed or at least visited by LE around July 16-18th.

If I am wrong, so be it, only PA knows for sure. If that spa is not closed someone please let us know, my VA monger trips are fewer and farther between these days.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]I maybe wrong but it is sometimes fun trying to figure how what is said in the posts without being said, so here is my take on PA's post you quoted.

Clues
1. Titled Red White and Blue
2. Posted 7/5 (4th of July weekend)

What do we think of when we hear Red,White and Blue? Banners, flags, streamers, etc... When do we see these colors the most? July 4th.

What is July 4th? Independence day, more importantly to the post, a HOLIDAY (me thinks there just may have been a spa say in Chantilly, with this name).

Here in is what I believe the name of the spa to be. Although this is for nothing since I believe it was closed or at least visited by LE around July 16-18th.

If I am wrong, so be it, only PA knows for sure. If that spa is not closed someone please let us know, my VA monger trips are fewer and farther between these days.[/QUOTE]I am more of Mcgyver then Sherlock Holmes, that was a lot of decyphering for booty, brochacho, but very interesting though.