Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bebop60]Called for appt., was 5 minutes late and she called me back to ask if I was still coming...and it gets worse.

She's in an office/apt. on cicero, 2nd floor walkup. She was heavy, not at all pretty, and she put on very large latex gloves for the handshake. The massage was lame, the handshake was worse. I left sore and unsatisfied. Pass on this one, IT REALLY SUCKED!

here's the ad:

Best massage, Wonderful relaxing by nice Asian oriental female (CICERO & PETERSON.)
Reply to: [email]serv-997607475@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-18, 10:55AM CST


Winters cold day...a lot of snow...tired...stress?

Full body massage: swedish and chinese. Reflexology.Deep tissue massage.

Very nice & friendly, professional, and experienced massage therapist in private, comfortable, clean, convenient location.

Organic oil, soft music & massage, hot towel...free parking.

1 minute off Edens Expressway.

WONDERFULLY RELAXING AND REFRESHING....relieve stress and reduce muscle tension...real good massage by strong and soft, warm & gentel hands.

Rates: 1 hour $60, 1/2 hour $40, 1 1/2 hour $90.

Call for appointment: 312-451-2165 until 10pm. Leave message if no answer. Will call you back soon.


Location: Cicero & Peterson
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Stay away, this one's a loser....

[QUOTE=Direct44t]Does anyone know a good AMP or LMP where mature Asian and/or Latina masseuses can be found ?[/QUOTE]


Sorry to be a smart ass buddy, but are you suggesting that there are AMPs where the ladies AREN'T old?????

[QUOTE=LapDogg]Any of you know if back waxing is an option at any of these places. Just want to get cleaned up for the summer, and enjoy a good ending too. Maybe even a Brazilian if I can find my old percoset prescription OUCH- LOL

(know of a provider in Toronto Canada, but I'm not back up that way for some time)

Thanks for any info...[/QUOTE]


Sorry for this late response to your post, but I haven't checked this site in a while.

So here's my rant . . . .

NEVER NEVER NEVER GET ANY SPA TREATMENT AT ONE OF THESE MPs!!!!!!!!!!!!

MPs are generally barely clean enough for a massage, and back waxing irritates the skin and often causes a little bleeding, leaving you open to all types of nasty infections.

You need to go somewhere exceedingly clean for this type of treatment with a trained professional who wears surgical gloves. A backwaxing in an unclean environment would be more dangerous than a thousand hand jobs (or even blow jobs!).

Don't be an idiot, keep your waxing and whacking separate.

Hey all. Headed to this area for the weekend. Wondering if theres anything worth going to out there, or should I go ahead and venture downtown? If downtown, any good recommendations? .

PM me if you'd prefer. Much appreciated!

After going months on end without anything resembling a GFE, I'm reporting my second in 2 months. Her nom de theatre is "Deena": DFK, DATY, BBBJ (though this latter is strictly YMMV: inspired no doubt by constant digital clit stim). Medium build, short, no English to speak of. Get the tel. # from Gina's ad on CL (look for "addsion"--but actually her location is the N. & Ash. address). Ask for her by name and for the 1/2 hr. rate of $1.2.

Had another inspired session with an ending that took 1/2 hour.

1.2 all in and wow that is customer service above and beyond.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Sorry to be a smart ass buddy, but are you suggesting that there are AMPs where the ladies AREN'T old? [/QUOTE]No offence taken Luke. Old is a relative term, so I'll be more specific. There seem to be lots of Asian masseuses that are in there 30's and 40's around town.

I'll rephrase my question: Are there any Latina or Asian masseuses in the late 40's to 50's range around? I'm especially looking to find older Latinas.

Should have known better.

Called craigs ad New spa, new girls and new massage - w4m (N. Pulaski/Addison, Chicago) 1-312-'4'7'9-5'3'6'9

Michelle answered the phone. Made an appointment for the afternoon.

Showed up and was greeted by a woman who loked noting like the picture (big surprise) but I let the little head do the thinking and said Ok. Paid the door. No shower.

Undress lay down she comes in starrts a decent back massage. Pretty chatty English better than average. Actually prretty nice woman about 30 a litlte heavier than I like but still pleasant company. Move to the flip she says I massage down there $60. No $40. OK.

Decent but uninspired HJ, hands free to roam under panties, fun but not really my type.

If you like your woman a little meatier I would recommend. Still looking for that perfect litle asian.

I had a dream I visited grace earlier this week. She wasn't the best looking gal. But she woulda worked. Game me this evil look when I walked in her home. Took me to the back told me to get undress and lay down. Came in and covered me with a sheet.

Massage sucked.

I became aroused on the flip and just removed the towel to uncover my erection. She then sped up massage. I began stroking. And she finished in a hurry and walked out and my dick was still in my hand.

Oh well.

[QUOTE=Direct44t]No offence taken Luke. Old is a relative term, so I'll be more specific. There seem to be lots of Asian masseuses that are in there 30's and 40's around town.

I'll rephrase my question: Are there any Latina or Asian masseuses in the late 40's to 50's range around? I'm especially looking to find older Latinas.[/QUOTE]


Seems to be an oxy moron at most AMPs in Chicago. I know for a fact the ones at Elegant are in their 50s. So you may want to try there. There on 26th and Wentworth. Oh yeah they'll treat you like shit if you dont overpay for services.

Checked out the massage establishment, got a massage and ts for .65. Lily is a butter face, but did great work, great massage and excellent finish for .5.

Regards

Went to Yin on Western. Total spent 100. Good massage and left happy.
There is a joint on Grand Ave called Belisima(sp?) they advertise manicure, pedicures, haircuts, massage. I am curious because I always see Asian women working in the building when I drive by. Anyone have any info? As always I am still looking for my dream masseuse who can give me a good rub and tug for 100 in her private residence. By now I thought I would have found her!

We'd all like that. I'd love to cut out the middleman mama san whose only contribution to the experience is to charge me $70 for the privilege of someone giving me a HJ. They haven't figured out if the price was $40 to walk in the door they'd see a hell of a lot more of me.

Checked out the school a week or so ago. Went in around 12 am. Was said there were 4-5 therapists, however when I did go there, there seemed to be only 2. One older chick and one at the counter handling all the calls. She said she was Kim, not sure tho. She did have great attitude and quoted .4. Did mention that everything was available if not by her by someone else. Attitude made up for age and average bod. Didnt get to wander tho..I was promised on the next visit.

Checked out a LMP a few days ago in lil village area or around there. Unfortunately for me, showed up around 40 mins to closing time. Same price for 30mins or 60mins. I was promised the whole hour, but was shortchanged for about 20 odd mins. there was one nice one out there, but she was apparently waiting for her man. Another 20yo was assigned, mother of 2 apparently and it showed but otherwise tight bod. quoted the usual, but it dropped from 150 to 70 in a few mins. must've had a bad customer day. Agreed for all round touching, but when we got down to it, restrictions were placed. As usual seniors get more info.

Yes, 3 calls setup. The picture looks good and real person is another story. Not much for massaging and go right into a FS for 2x. All in was Ok but PU she have a stinky crotch. I am sorry I finish the job I should have walk out instead. She's sniffer; I think she was high while we are doing it! Buyer beware!

[QUOTE=Litho Fox]After my adventure on NE hwy I proceeded to this gals place.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage_by_hot_tan_blonde_29/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2337157[/url]

Actual pic quite surprised does a complete job but makes sure your safe. 3 call set up.[/QUOTE]