Streetwalker Reports

Lazy as all fuck all today & w/ some takeout ordered & hit the avenue between sunset until about 10:15+-.

As it was the previous evening recons, nothing spotted until just past Burnside where the double numbers of Sara were out.

Sara # 30 hanging back in Hong Phat lot in tight pinkish onesie shorts outfit missing tricks & showing just how much that belly is overruling her chest.

Immediately went further downhill from that w/ Sara #0.0 in black jacket using her phone in flashlight mode to signal passing cars. Sped up just a touch...

The same nondescript BSW duo that has been claiming the spot across from Sunny Market was out w/ the addition larger platinum blonde WSW in a tight orange pantsuit showing some major pussy print. Unfortunately not the print you'd like to see before eating.

Later joining the above debris of the damned was homely big assed BSW in flowered tights. And there come those yawns...

Bagger's Bench was barren of all except it's namesake hanging back on Klickatat some. It stayed that way the couple of times I scouted out the backstreets for off the radar strays.

Upper Sandy produced a sturdy WSW blonde w/ her hair in a taught bun & jeans near the 115th ho hotel.

The Guns & Roses tee wearing WSW sturdy brunette from the previous night was in same red pants at Sandy hill along w/ her Tyrone. Bad taste in music & men I thought.

Near Glisan Park a WSW or LSW in short jean shorts w/ her hair coiled Princess Leia type. She was the only one I turned around for. Mainly for that hair...yeah I'm strange...lost her in my loop around the block.

Last spotting was the young LSW w/ blonde highlights from previous night walking in for car at Walgreen hedges.

Bored & with my cooling takeout taking precedence over my penis I called it & headed home.

Light PPD SUV out & about. Navy blue UC Ford Explorer w/ old style orange plates was out doing a traffic stop or two. Never seen it before. Clackamas was absent from the South end.

Recon Soundtrack: William Parker "Mayan Space Station".

Safe recons & life.

Was somewhat off the grid until today...still managed a few recons...

Friday Commute:

Thrown a curve early Friday morning for our Saturday Buoy 10 trip when my fishing buddy's wife for some reason insisted on coming along to his (and mines) extreme chagrin. Due to our upcoming work schedules, Saturday was the only day we could swing a day out there. Being that he's somewhat of shit stirrer at times he suggested me inviting along a favorite regular who had to beg off because of work. Damn...on a whim texted the Barefoot Brunette & asked "can you get Saturday off to go to coast fishing". A text came in fairly quickly "lemme see".

Good to go w/ swapping day w/ coworker I picked her cute ass up from work & as she got some overnight shit together the copilot & I waited down the street at McFlurrie headquarters. Wasn't expecting much if anything as it was only 5:45 +- yet some seem to have changed to getting out earlier rather than later in the day.

First up was BSW or mixed in bikini bottom & black tank top w/ some shitty tats on her thighs. While not the full on curd cheesed she still was fairly undesirable...yet not that undesirable enough as some commute punter scooped her up on Klickatat.

Next up was sturdy WSW blonde in white dress strategically shredded. Not all awful & she got picked up in closed Mexican restaurant lot.

Last to emerge was young dark chocolate busty BSW in black mini dress heels & braids. The face was kinda' meh but the rest of her was hella' inspiring. Smiling & waving at all. Not as fine as the chilly white dress one from earlier recon but I do fear with a couple of these fine BSW out, I'm developing a case of jungle fever. Missed seeing if she got picked up as Felice showed up & we headed South.

Heading to Sportsman's for Felice's one day license the only other sighting unfortunately were Denthead lumbering along waving manically at all near 84. Also WSW cackler crunt Rebecca smirking near Walgreen hedges.

Had some more unbridled fun before we crashed somewhat early for our early wakeup.

Recon Soundtrack: The Byrd's "Untitled" expanded edition disc 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln3BgqaMptE[/URL]

Since it's all fishing...right? Slower day & semi crowded boat w/ four humans & two copilots. Launched at sunrise & fished until 2:30. Saturday wasn't quite the bikini weather cruising Felice imagined w/ drizzle & some wicked wind driven chop at times. With letting the ladies taking the first takedowns & both got a smaller chinook in the cooler. Fishing buddy lost one despite me whacking the shit out of the sea lion grabbing net. I was luckier w/ Felice attentively manning the boathook. My buddy got mine perfectly in the newly tattered net as sea lion lunged so fiercely she screamed. LOL. Thought it was Tule at first w/ it's not so bright color but it cut perfectly w/ better fat than some of the avenues asses. Couldn't find scale in boat. Measured out over just over 41 inches. I'm calling it 27 lbs. Not my largest there but within a few pounds. So the freezer is restocked .

Sunday:

After another overnight though herring scented tired fun, brought Felice to work this AM. At 8:30 & took early reverse recon Sandy>82nd>JCB run home which only sustained my opinion that SW are even less enamored of that time of the morning than I am.

Sunday Late Afternoon:

With some takeout ordered had some time to hit the avenue 5:45>6:45+- as usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.

South revealed nothing except a couple of Flavel fuglies.

At Eastport carts saw redhead WSW Susie from my reports #2320 2304 & 2369 in black mini & heels showing off her leg tats. Not that I've been looking haven't seen her out in while. Regrettably she's packed on those covid pounds even more.

Sara #30 had finally stopped missing tricks & got her mug out of her phone & was getting scooped behind the Walgreen hedges.

WSW skank fuckwaffle Denthead was out near Glisan in an appropriately turd brown dress. Waving & smiling at all with a mouth full of the takeout she was shoveling it in as I went by. Triggered some slight PTSD seeing that...

Bagger Sandy upper & lower # were empty.

Thought of doing one last run since it was a perfect Sunday afternoon but ultimately thought fuck the avenue this time around.

Some PPD SUV out & about. One Clackamas at extreme South end.

Recon Soundtrack: The Byrd's "Untitled" expanded edition disc 2.

Safe recons & life.

I opted to hit the blade tonight from 9-10 and had a weird experience. I spotted a pair of raven haired WSW at the 7-11 across from McFlurrie HQ wearing the slinky black dress from the Robert Palmer video. Continuing my trip, I spotted a Blonde WSW in the same dress at B'Ville. Is this now a thing? First time I'm seeing this.

Heading back, I stopped by McFlurrie HQ for a bite and a show. Across the street was a LSW in a white top and matching skirt. Watched her move from the bus stop to her Tyrone's vehicle, chatted for a bit, then back to the bus stop. I could tell she wasn't drawing much attention and wanted to call it a night.

What caught me off guard was an ASW in dark blue nurse's scrubs and her hair in a bun with a flower clip. I don't know where she came from, but I tried to get her attention. We met eyes by the gas station on Freemont, so I tried to catch her just off the intersection, but she disappeared. If anyone has any info on this one, please DM me. I'd love to meet her sometime.

At the store next to the 108th intersection just before that. There is a Laundry mat at the oppsite end. One ok looking girl was sitting on the bench and looked to be watching traffic So. Who knows.

Happy days. Going to be hot Kind of makes the girls a little sweaty and stinky. More than usual.

[QUOTE=KsFollower;5488392]I opted to hit the blade tonight from 9-10 and had a weird experience. I spotted a pair of raven haired WSW at the 7-11 across from McFlurrie HQ wearing the slinky black dress from the Robert Palmer video. Continuing my trip, I spotted a Blonde WSW in the same dress at B'Ville. Is this now a thing? First time I'm seeing this.

Heading back, I stopped by McFlurrie HQ for a bite and a show. Across the street was a LSW in a white top and matching skirt. Watched her move from the bus stop to her Tyrone's vehicle, chatted for a bit, then back to the bus stop. I could tell she wasn't drawing much attention and wanted to call it a night.

What caught me off guard was an ASW in dark blue nurse's scrubs and her hair in a bun with a flower clip. I don't know where she came from, but I tried to get her attention. We met eyes by the gas station on Freemont, so I tried to catch her just off the intersection, but she disappeared. If anyone has any info on this one, please DM me. I'd love to meet her sometime.[/QUOTE]You can buy those at Ross. Tyrone gets a 5 for 1 discount so he buys him for the whole crew. Line them like teletubbies.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPc7LoLFwGc[/URL]

After last week's McFlurrie of recons stuck to getting some radio reports for the last few. Sounds like I saved some gas as they weren't all that encouraging.

Thursday Afternoon:

Made a run JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware w/ my client for some tactile door hardware options about 3:30 +-.

One of the habitually walking Flavel fuglies was just south of the DarRon.

Empty until Bagger's where namesake was melting in the shade of doorway. Resplendent in her blonde wig, bright red lipstick & jeans like jumper. I wonder if that black Raggedy Ann look was an intentional look.

Also holding station was the shitty leg tatted nondescript BSW or mixed one wearing some shorts w/ cherries pattern, she's been out there on every pass day or night recently. One of my regulars has the exact same shorts & wears them so much better.

Recon Soundtrack: none. Unless you count the conversation of identifying door hinge radius, finishes & qualities of different lockset assemblies.

Friday Night:

Before succumbing to the barefoot brunette text's for some "in between paycheck help" but "no butt stuff for a few more days after last week" LOL. After throwing a lowball number out that she agreed to, pickup at the usual McFlurrie Bench area around 10:30 was the plan. That gave the copilot & I some time for some JCB>82nd>Sandy upper recons between 9:00>10:45.

Empty until the hotel adjacent Hermiston's favorite truck store where a couple WSW hanging in front were waving at cars. One bleached blonde chunky thighed in red shorts & thinner dirty blonde in tan shorts & top. The thinner one got picked up in hotel parking lot while the chunky one wandered North & was last seen sucking on convenience store milkshake.

Bagger's Bench caught me unaware since recently it's usually been quiet until after 10:00 +-. Not tonight as the feeding frenzy of vehicles orbiting area was causing backups down Klickatat to 81st & sometimes beyond. The target of these obvious carbonated hormones horndogs were a duo w/ all the fripperies. A fine LSW w/ long hair in white shorts & top & a sluttier looking almost fine blonde in pink outfit showing her ass cheeks. Aborted my loop around when running into multiple dickhead aggressive moves from all compass points. Special fuck you shout out to the green SUV douche bag monger who leaned heavily on his horn at me. He must not have been fond of my cautious approach. I see another PPD saturation of the areas in the near future. The neighbors can't be pleased @ the idiotic traffic.

Also back in the shadows oblivious to all this fuckery & getting overlooked was Bagger.

Not getting near as much attention was an offbeat looking cute brunette spinner in jeans & blue top. Had gorgeous eyes from my quick look as she hopped in car at La Parrilla.

Headed to Sandy upper # mainly to leave all the above in my rearview. No pussy spotted as usual just pandiculations.

Sunny Market pawn shop revealed a younger glasses wearing BSW in black shorts & belly shirt. Cottage cheese statistics stayed put for the time being to my relief. She was later joined by mixed blonde who bumped the curd meter up some.

Pushing the curd meter up in the red significantly along w/ my bile was previously reported on land whale BSW in the same blue onesie & droopy tits on display near Glisan. I got caught at light & she yelled "hey baby ya' wanna' date. Got 250.00". Yeech...I think she charges by the pound.

Sara #30 was orbiting Hong Phat lot in jean shorts w/ white tube top kind of entertaining offers.

Slowed down the entire length of the avenue after that & I'd parked on Oregon to text Felice on her ETA just up from the arts center wall when a young LSW spinner in pink & flower shorts ensemble walking North saw my idling truck & beelined to passenger window. To the point as she asked me "if I was looking for a date". Before I could formulate a response she was half leaning in cooing over the now alert copilot as Felice texted me "ten minutes Zavi pinky promise" along w / the dreaded emojis'. LOL. Distracted & w/ my dick mentally already in the Barefoot Brunette I thanked the spinner for the offer & headed to Klickatat way yet not before chastising myself for not engaging or giving my number to her. SMDHS at my momentarily lapse in game & blamed it on too much sun this week.

Parked at McFlurrie lot & it'd had died down noticeably & the only other spotted was a nice blonde WSW in knee length flowered dress & heels. Tatted up left arm & nice shape & mouth. Figured her for one of the nearby jack shack employees until she walked past a 2nd time & hopped in some red car after some hesitation right at Klickatat.

I was contemplating why my game seemed to off when my objective for night appeared w/ her overnight bag channeling the Linda Ronstadt "Silk Purse" cover era. That outfit alone made me completely forget my momentary lack of game & we headed South.

Light PPD SUV around Baggers to my surprise. Sandy was thick w/ PPD as was Stark area for some reason. A Clackamas or two at South end.

Recon Soundtrack: James Blood Ulmer "Tales of Captain Black" & "Are You Glad To Be In America" closed the evening out w / Charlie Haden & Liberation Music Orchestra "The Montreal Tapes".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7TFRa-U1SI[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkodsMA5n8[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

What you lack in "game" you recoup in vocabulary.

I thought about you this morning. I saw a 5150 Black woman scantily clothed out hunting Walkers / Biters the 10" buck knife told me so. Funny shit, pussy all hanging out looking for heads to peel.
Didn't see Rick and Darryl, but I looked.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5495441]What you lack in "game" you recoup in vocabulary.

I thought about you this morning. I saw a 5150 Black woman scantily clothed out hunting Walkers / Biters the 10" buck knife told me so. Funny shit, pussy all hanging out looking for heads to peel.
Didn't see Rick and Darryl, but I looked.[/QUOTE]

Yeah...can't talk up a new one & text at same time. In my feeble defense, it'd been a long week...

It's too bad as my first impression was good. She was friendly w/ none of this "got 200.00" GPS nonsense we all are hearing way too often.

Haven't seen "Rick & Darryl".

Though last night I did see way too many "Larry, Darryl & my other brother Darryl" types.

Afternoon Recon:

Was out doing some errands w/ the copilot this afternoon & did a quick JCB 82nd Sandy run about 2:00.

Near Division was a sturdy curly black haired WSW in black & white dress. Low key enough that I thought she was a noncombatant though I've been told she isn't. To be determined...

WSW cackler crunt Rebecca near Walgreens in white top & the worst fitting shorts I've ever seen. I'm thankful I hadn't eaten yet.

At Bagger's Bench was an extremely cute LSW or light skinned BSW in flowered short outfit & heels. Nice DSL accented by red lipstick. No matter her ethnicity...I heard those jungle fever drums start up in my head.

Recon Soundtrack: finished Charlie Haden & Liberation Music Orchestra "The Montreal Tapes" then another listen to Los Lobos "Native Sons".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYeuoI_7tc[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEQXT1soR1g[/URL]

Maybe hit the avenue some tonight before picking up my favorite regular after her shift & after a much needed nap.

Safe recons & life.

Anyone got info on the the LSW on 82nd and klickitat wearing a tan tube dress (seen around 5 p.). She's always around waving.

Also around 430 pm I seen a blonde WSW in a black and white near JC. Any info on her?

Thanks.

Not from the Portland area but was in town running errands on Friday. It was early so not a lot of action. Saw one BSW on 84th and Siskiyou, light skinned nice ass wearing a mini skirt and top. Quoted 1. 5 but I passed, little pricey for Cd. Aside from that nothing in sight.

Saturday Night Recon:

With a Saturday Monday overnight & some 1000 acres hiking planned w/ favorite regular. My recon inspirations were somewhat low resulting in late start Saturday night. JCB>82nd>Sandy between 10:30>11:45 +- was all the mileage I could cover.

Empty until Sunny Market where the usual BSW were out & about. Including one w/ frizzy blondish hair in red jumpsuit like attire waving at all creepy clown like. Cottage cheese was on the lower end until they were joined by a plain WSW in grey dress. All were poster children for things you shouldn't do with your penis.

Bagger's had remnants of the feeding frenzy fuckery of Friday still evident but more subdued tonight & had a few out.

Young & cute LSW in modest brown dress. Was told by radio contact she wanted 150.00 in her room just down street.

Semi serviceable blonde WSW w/ larger ass.

The only one I seriously looped around for closer look was a thinner WSW dirty blonde in mini & ankle boots who teleported out of the area on me.

Hanging in front of Taboo were a trio of WSW appearing to be lorded over by a tall muscular blonde WSW in jean mini & red top. Two times I passed & I'm still not certain of blonde's gender but I do have my suspicions. Later they were all at bus stop at Division Bank. That built blonde one made that shelter look tiny.

Working the areas between Hawthorne & Stark was a BSW duo of mini skirted w/ pink hair along w/ friend in knee length white dress. Both in heels & looking Barbie Dollish. I did loop around for closer look despite thinking the GPS vibe would be high. My perspective was they put out the emotive qualities of cardboard as I checked them out.

Nothing much changed the longer I got in the recon & was close to bailing for home when my consolation fifteen minute text for rest of my weekend finally came in. Freed from my futile avenue endeavors headed downtown without as much as backward glance.

Some PPD SUV out but nothing too concerning for a weekend night. No Clackamas sighted at all.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt & The Fugitive Popes December 14,1990 New Haven CT. Another fine bootleg & a show I attended.

Monday Night Recon:

Haven't turned a wheel on the avenue until bringing my Saturday Monday regular home right before noon & skipped the afternoon recon anyway. When home realized while she grabbed her laundry, forgot her work uniforms. The copilot & I were invited over for drinks w/ Merry & roommate around 7:30. After we that we headed out Division>82nd>Sandy upper # around 9:45>11:00.

Instantly came upon the pink haired young BSW & her friend at Clay. Less Barbie Dollish fripperies this evening from them both. They were planted firmly at that corner on both my passes & business seemed slow. Also had a 2nd hand report from a member who was out Sunday night showing a visiting friend 82nd. The friend had a quick outside Autozone date w/ the non-pink haired one. She accepted a reasonable offer for a quick one behind Autozone dumpster area while he waited. It also answered my question from months ago when I picked up Sophie (report # 3898) & contemplated "who the fuck mongers w// a friend". LOL.

Next seen was a sturdy BSW w/ shortly cropped hair in tights & jacket. While the cottage cheese was at a minimum level. I got a strong Petunia Pig or porcine vibe from her. Sorry...not sorry.

Baggers Bench had a trio of cute young cookie cutter BSW. All in seemingly identical outfits of black shorts & halter top. Standing right at curb they didn't stop their waving at all cars once. Again business was slow despite the continual waving. I saw one get scooped on return pass. If they'd been doing this on a weekend night the crowds & area would have scorched earth self-destructed.

Also was a pudgy type WSW or mixed showing off her belly in low cut jeans/half shirt combo.

Across from Parkrose Hardware homely dirty blonde WSW "Wilbuuuurrrr" was stationary at one of the empty storefronts. Again ladies...fluorescent lighting is not your friend & as usual skipped upper Sandy after her.

Just past Utopia a fairly good looking & non cottage cheesy thirties BSW in camouflage tights & white top gave me the first of many waves & smiles when I passed.

At Glisan arts area two past their expiration dates WSW were out. PAWG whale Denthead was talking to some poor fucker who stopped his Expedition right on 82nd to engage until he came to his senses & took off.

From my perspective WSW cackler crunt Rebecca was seriously hoping to turn Denthead's loss into her gain but Expedition guy must have had on of those "what the fucking hell am I thinking" epiphanies.

Only epiphany I had was to pose the question to the copilot: to heave or not to heave.

Last spotted near Burnside was thinner BSW in semi shiny pants, heels & sporting a subdued afro. No cottage cheese for certain was appreciated.

Almost all out weren't getting scooped much if at all. For you guys bitching about getting out scooped some nights, tonight would have been your night. Punter pressure was as low as I've ever seen it.

Also low was PPD SUV & the like. I saw precisely one PPD all night.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis & John Coltrane "Bootleg Series V. 6" disc 1 & 2.

Safe recons & life.

The forum updated & then got weird on me last night after I posted the below report. I finally just gave up updating report & went to sleep.

Between Glisan & Burnside all evening was the trim young LSW w/ blonde highlights & unfinished or faint arm tats. Smoking as she walked in black belly showing track suit outfit. Somewhat aloof @ time she's another who was hurting for customers.

Now playing: Guy Clark "Workbench Songs".

Since out & about for other reasons when finished w/ that. The copilot & I did an impromptu recon 7:45>9:15 the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # route.

A couple of Flavel fuglies were near Dar Ron communing w/ well known merchant of pharmaceuticals.

Nothing until just South of Washington where at first thought I'd spotted busty spinner Penelope from my report #3974 in tight red shorts & white top heading North. Boing! Suddenly alert as all fuck all, managed to get going South only to discover it was the "half a stack" fine spinner from earlier in July out working solo. Still cute as hell but the starting price for her all safe only date is ridiculous.

Bagger's Bench revealed the fine young BSW & her DSL dressed in black shorts & halter.

A PPD SUV came up Klickatat & shut her down for a bit as she abandoned Bagger's & walked North then South for a while until finally vanishing altogether.

Upper Sandy just was boring again. As customary...my yawns started...

On return Bagger's had the same trio of young BSW from Mondays report. Two in black shorts & halter tops the other third had shunned the matching uniform w/ a tight flowered mini dress. Again a PPD SUV showed up & they scattered into the night.

Utopia had a BSW in one piece black thong bathing suit like whatever topped by thigh high fuck me boots. She wasn't horrible compared to some of the cottage cheese in that area most nights.

A few blocks South was yet another BSW in black showing her ass in onesie outfit w/ strategic fabric slashes on each ass cheek. LOL. She was somewhat pudgy yet not full on curd products...yet...

Next lap it'd died down & the PPD SUV around the North end as it got darker seemed to kill the mood.

Last spotted was Denthead waddling along near high school park. The fuckwaffle she is has taken a page from Sara #0.0 & her skank ass playbook when ignored. Denthead signaled truck w/ her phone flashlight. I signaled her back w/ my middle finger.

Hearing that sad trombone noise in my head & taking it as a sign. Called it & headed for the barn.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk[/URL]

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis & John Coltrane "Bootleg Series Volume 6" disc 3 & 4.

Safe recons & life.

Ass cheeks out. Reminded me of a Walker I picked up a few years ago named Nina. She was all Inty looking across from Glenhaven. That was fun. I'd Duke the black one piece, she was fine.

Remember a bunch of these fine girls are not working as hard due to the Mayor and Governor and Uncle B giving them the rent moratorium no need to pay when you stay for free. When this ends. And it will I expect things to pick up some at least.

Not much out lately. Maybe with the cooler weather more girls will appear. Another great place to watch the show is the parking lot of the Evergreen hotel just down from the almost world famous McFlurry parking spot.

Poor owners of that hotel. It seems like a crap show there. Wow Stay tuned I usually like if I am driving down any of the longer Powell. Division 162nd or Stark. I am always looking for an off beat girl watching traffic. Its not a regular thing but over the years, I have had some luck.

And nice innocent types also.