[QUOTE=Howard5354;1622921]Google voice app is free but you have to prime the pump so to speak. Calls cost money.[/QUOTE]Since when? I use my google voice number all the time to call out, no charge. I am on an android phone though.
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[QUOTE=Howard5354;1622921]Google voice app is free but you have to prime the pump so to speak. Calls cost money.[/QUOTE]Since when? I use my google voice number all the time to call out, no charge. I am on an android phone though.
Oh Howard, some guys even get free pussy.
And dude, I've never given them a dime to keep using it.
[QUOTE=Howard5354; 1623303]Google Voice is free for US users with their US telephone number for all calls within the US and Canada. [...] Google Voice does charge for International calling as per their current International rate schedule:
[url]https://www.google.com/voice/rates[/url][/QUOTE]Okay. You're losing me here. So is the only reason to plop $10 into a Google Voice account just in case, on the outside chance, one of the BP chicks in the area posts an ad listing an international telephone number for contact?
[QUOTE=Howard5354;1623303]If you use a cell phone with Google Voice, typically, your provider will charge for airtime for all calls placed using their cellular network.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure about your cellular provider, but my cellular provider does not accept payment from my Google Voice account, so I'm still not sure what the point of having the money in the account would be for. The only viable reason I can see would be if you plan to use it internationally. There are other sections on the forum that deal with international efforts. This part is dedicated to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. As far as I can tell on Google Voice's rate structure, calls to and from Milwaukee and the surrounding suburbs don't appear to be considered international calls. Even if the person you're calling speaks broken English or has a different cultural heritage.
WTF – I have been a hobbyist looking for the ultimate blowjob. To have a women suck on my dick while playing (and possibly licking) my balls was all I was looking for. What the fuck happened? Over the past five years, blow jobs have gone from the most fantastic feeling I could imagine, to a irritating sometimes painful few minutes that I look less and less forward to. I haven't had a decent blowjob in about the last five years. I used to crave a women making love to my dick, the kisses, caresses, the licks. Sucking on it like a slowpoke and licking it like tasty ice cream, kisses and nibbles. Sucking the foreskin (or in my case, what's left of the foreskin over the head and letting go, the teasing, the tonguing at the base of the head, god, was it wonderful. Now I get a handjob done with lips, more like a piledriver. It is not the same. These days it's easier to get off via a handjob than a blowjob, and I can give myself a handjob for free. It's hard to believe that handjobs are actually feeling better than the BJ's, I've received recently. The problem is everywhere as if you go to a good porn site, the BJ's there look like they hurt. Hand on base of dick, mouth on head and girl attempts to knock out her own teeth out with her fist.
Help!
[QUOTE=Mr Old Style; 1627079]WTF – I have been a hobbyist looking for the ultimate blowjob. To have a women suck on my dick while playing (and possibly licking) my balls was all I was looking for. What the fuck happened? Over the past five years, blow jobs have gone from the most fantastic feeling I could imagine, to a irritating sometimes painful few minutes that I look less and less forward to. I haven't had a decent blowjob in about the last five years. I used to crave a women making love to my dick, the kisses, caresses, the licks. Sucking on it like a slowpoke and licking it like tasty ice cream, kisses and nibbles. Sucking the foreskin (or in my case, what's left of the foreskin over the head and letting go, the teasing, the tonguing at the base of the head, god, was it wonderful. Now I get a handjob done with lips, more like a piledriver. It is not the same. These days it's easier to get off via a handjob than a blowjob, and I can give myself a handjob for free. It's hard to believe that handjobs are actually feeling better than the BJ's, I've received recently. The problem is everywhere as if you go to a good porn site, the BJ's there look like they hurt. Hand on base of dick, mouth on head and girl attempts to knock out her own teeth out with her fist.
Help![/QUOTE]Amen, brother! It's all about getting it done fast, never mind that they're removing a layer of VERY sensitive skin in the process. And don't get me started on teeth. I'd bet being bitten by a pitbull would be less toothy.
I had a short lived (not by my choice) arrangement with a young lady last year. Not pro by ANY stretch, just an acquaintance looking for some odd jobs to make some extra cash. Now THAT girl could take direction. By the end of the first session she was working it better than my wife ever could.
Which brings up another point. Why is it so many women think they are the absolute Queen of blowjobs? They all talk a good story but in the end I've had better times rubbing one out.
Just sayin,
Roland
[QUOTE=Mr Old Style; 1627079]WTF – I have been a hobbyist looking for the ultimate blowjob. To have a women suck on my dick while playing (and possibly licking) my balls was all I was looking for. What the fuck happened? Over the past five years, blow jobs have gone from the most fantastic feeling I could imagine, to a irritating sometimes painful few minutes that I look less and less forward to. I haven't had a decent blowjob in about the last five years. I used to crave a women making love to my dick, the kisses, caresses, the licks. Sucking on it like a slowpoke and licking it like tasty ice cream, kisses and nibbles. Sucking the foreskin (or in my case, what's left of the foreskin over the head and letting go, the teasing, the tonguing at the base of the head, god, was it wonderful. Now I get a handjob done with lips, more like a piledriver. It is not the same. These days it's easier to get off via a handjob than a blowjob, and I can give myself a handjob for free. It's hard to believe that handjobs are actually feeling better than the BJ's, I've received recently. The problem is everywhere as if you go to a good porn site, the BJ's there look like they hurt. Hand on base of dick, mouth on head and girl attempts to knock out her own teeth out with her fist.
Help![/QUOTE]Blowjobs are like flowers for men.
[QUOTE=Jsmth537;1627135]Blowjobs are like flowers for men.[/QUOTE]Don't have a clue as to what the fuck that was supposed to mean.
[QUOTE=Mr Old Style;1627147]Don't have a clue as to what the fuck that was supposed to mean.[/QUOTE]Yikes. It's called humor. Women like flowers and men like blowjobs. Nothing deep.
You sound like someone who needs a good BJ and I wish you well in the quest.
[QUOTE=Jsmth537; 1627192]Yikes. It's called humor. Women like flowers and men like blowjobs. Nothing deep.
You sound like someone who needs a good BJ and I wish you well in the quest.[/QUOTE]You are not going to get that for $20 bucks. LOL
[QUOTE=Mr Old Style; 1627079]WTF – I have been a hobbyist looking for the ultimate blowjob. To have a women suck on my dick while playing (and possibly licking) my balls was all I was looking for. What the fuck happened? Over the past five years, blow jobs have gone from the most fantastic feeling I could imagine, to a irritating sometimes painful few minutes that I look less and less forward to. I haven't had a decent blowjob in about the last five years. I used to crave a women making love to my dick, the kisses, caresses, the licks. Sucking on it like a slowpoke and licking it like tasty ice cream, kisses and nibbles. Sucking the foreskin (or in my case, what's left of the foreskin over the head and letting go, the teasing, the tonguing at the base of the head, god, was it wonderful. Now I get a handjob done with lips, more like a piledriver. It is not the same. These days it's easier to get off via a handjob than a blowjob, and I can give myself a handjob for free. It's hard to believe that handjobs are actually feeling better than the BJ's, I've received recently. The problem is everywhere as if you go to a good porn site, the BJ's there look like they hurt. Hand on base of dick, mouth on head and girl attempts to knock out her own teeth out with her fist.
Help![/QUOTE]I totally agree! About a 2 years ago my favorite provider in Chicago retired and boy could she give a blowjob! She would deep throat me and lick my balls at the same time while gagging on it! She would also lay on her back and tilt her head over theedge of the bed and let me pound her mouth as hard as I could. Oh how I miss her, I don't think I will ever find a replacement for her.
Old Style,
I agree with the things you have written. I, too, have searched the world over for the ultimate BJ and have found very, very few worthy of what they said. The women in Thailand do a good job and the Costa Rica ladies seem to be well trained in that treatment. It seems that Asian women do have more adoration for the job they are doing. Some of the best I found in Europe were in London of all places. I've never been to Russia so I can't comment on the women there or their talents.
As far as the Midwest goes, I have to say the only two I have found In Milwaukee who are worthy of repeats have been the two ladies mentioned on this forum. I. E, Chella and Mia. However, their weak points are both the same . They can't seem to keep their damn phones on! So, contact with them at times can be hit and miss.
My only advice to you would be to try to connect with those two if you haven't already. I think it would be great if the ladies who read this forum would actually take a class (which I would be available to teach, be. T. W.) on the proper techniques and attitudes of a great BJ. Never give up that search, though.
Bones out
[QUOTE=MkePalace;1623141]Not with Google Voice. I've made and received several calls and texts with Google Voice and have never given Google a dime. Note that Google Voice only handles SMS texting, not MMS. So no pictures.[/QUOTE]I was complaining the other day about the MMS missing from Google Voice and I'm told that if the other end is on Sprint you can get MMS oddly enough.
[QUOTE=MrBones; 1627352]Old Style,
I agree with the things you have written. I, too, have searched the world over for the ultimate BJ and have found very, very few worthy of what they said. The women in Thailand do a good job and the Costa Rica ladies seem to be well trained in that treatment. It seems that Asian women do have more adoration for the job they are doing. Some of the best I found in Europe were in London of all places. I've never been to Russia so I can't comment on the women there or their talents.
As far as the Midwest goes, I have to say the only two I have found In Milwaukee who are worthy of repeats have been the two ladies mentioned on this forum. I. E, Chella and Mia. However, their weak points are both the same. They can't seem to keep their damn phones on! So, contact with them at times can be hit and miss.
My only advice to you would be to try to connect with those two if you haven't already. I think it would be great if the ladies who read this forum would actually take a class (which I would be available to teach, be. T. W.) on the proper techniques and attitudes of a great BJ. Never give up that search, though.
Bones out[/QUOTE]I'm jealous because I know that Mr Bones got a BJ from one of my ATF Thai's and all I got was a HE. You never know how its going to turn out. For sure a piston style BJ covered is the worst. Never had a good one at an AMP. Those are just to get you started. The very best came from a 36 year old stripper who knew all the little tricks to keep you on edge. Honorable mention goes to those I got for free with my harem of UTR providers to include a 62 year old. 4-7, 79 lb firecracker with a fabulous man-made rack. She is an anal cancer survivor and won't take off her pants. Now she just enjoys giving head. Recently met the owner of a Chinese strip mall take out restaurant. She's probably 60-65, average looking, flat chested, spinner, and a biatchy personality. Likes hooking up and being pleasured. Does a good job. She always stinks of Chinese food. She's just a friend, girlfriend I guess. Works seven days a week. She had me over to her restaurant after closing. Couch in a small office in the back.
You know you are in trouble when the girl says she is really good at it. I've had some that were so bad, I got leather dick and could not finish. All of a sudden her head is bouncing around like a pogo stick. You tell them to slow down and they only listen for 5 seconds. The SW wants you to hurry up so she can be back on the street and somehow they think a machine gun BJ will do it. The all time worst was when I was in a jack shack AMP and the MT offered to do a CBJ. I agreed. She came back with Saran Wrap for a condom. It was horrible.
[QUOTE=Mr Old Style; 1627079]WTF – I have been a hobbyist looking for the ultimate blowjob. To have a women suck on my dick while playing (and possibly licking) my balls was all I was looking for. What the fuck happened? Over the past five years, blow jobs have gone from the most fantastic feeling I could imagine, to a irritating sometimes painful few minutes that I look less and less forward to. I haven't had a decent blowjob in about the last five years. I used to crave a women making love to my dick, the kisses, caresses, the licks. Sucking on it like a slowpoke and licking it like tasty ice cream, kisses and nibbles. Sucking the foreskin (or in my case, what's left of the foreskin over the head and letting go, the teasing, the tonguing at the base of the head, god, was it wonderful. Now I get a handjob done with lips, more like a piledriver. It is not the same. These days it's easier to get off via a handjob than a blowjob, and I can give myself a handjob for free. It's hard to believe that handjobs are actually feeling better than the BJ's, I've received recently. The problem is everywhere as if you go to a good porn site, the BJ's there look like they hurt. Hand on base of dick, mouth on head and girl attempts to knock out her own teeth out with her fist.
Help![/QUOTE]Milwaukee + BJ = GILF.
She advertises on P411
Yup they want to finish you as quickly as possible so they go to work on you like crazy. Stroking, sucking as fast as they can. What they don't realize is that a GOOD blowjob will get you off faster (or at least me). Slow down, act like you love it, long slow licks, caress the balls, slowly in and out of your mouth. I'll squirt a lot faster that way. It's not all about speed to finish a guy quickly