Massage Parlor Reports

Happy Tuesday, fellow mongers.

So, I went to The Elegant Spa, located off Citrus Tower Boulevard in Clermont. The building is located in a small plaza of retail shops. Upon entry, I met a tall slim, 35 ish Asian lady. These reviews are subjective of course, so I would rate her looks at a 6 out of 10. I paid for the hour and was escorted into a small massage room. The lady identified herself as Mia and stated she was the lone girl working. As an older dude, I am one for a good massage / tease for a few minutes prior to playtime.

The massage was one of the worst I've experienced. The massage was Mia sitting on the table and rubbing her hand in a figure 8 motion on my back for 15 minutes, literally. I tried to initiate some conversation but received little in response. There was no OTC, UTC allowed. At the flip. Mia broke out the happy lotion. Before she commenced, I stopped her and asked if there was anything else available. She stated no, pretty firmly. A total bad vibe from entrance to exit. I respectfully passed on the hand rub as I'm a more of a full-service guy.

Takeaways:

The Good.

Clean place.

Mia was average in looks.

The bad.

Very non-cholent, robotic effort given.

Hand ops only.

BLUF:

If you're a guy who looks to go in and get the handie, this place will work. If you like a bit more, stay away!

Stopped by there after getting a text from Vicki, they called her back, because Chanel had female issue to take care of, Vicki is back until Friday 16th is her last day. She'll be going to LA, California until October then leaving in November and December to visit China.

Got to see her, wow she has the best DT no hand skills, she was holding herself up like a push-up and doing a no hands BBBJ. Attention to balls was amazing. She just knows how to make you feel like a studly king. Highly recommend, only 4 days left.

[QUOTE=DirkDig1;6120467]Stopped by there after getting a text from Vicki, they called her back, because Chanel had female issue to take care of, Vicki is back until Friday 16th is her last day. She'll be going to LA, California until October then leaving in November and December to visit China.

Got to see her, wow she has the best DT no hand skills, she was holding herself up like a push-up and doing a no hands BBBJ. Attention to balls was amazing. She just knows how to make you feel like a studly king. Highly recommend, only 4 days left.[/QUOTE]I won't make it back before she goes to China. She's the best. As DD said, she takes her treatment of your member very seriously like a sexy little ninja! Xoxo to my girl.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;6119083]Is CB making a comeback? I remember it was a great place about 5 years ago. Parking in the back was always dicey with the flooding, but inside there was another type of wetness I was after. It was CB, Bora Bora and Golden Gate as the triumvirate.[/QUOTE]Those were the good old days for sure. CB is back open but under different ownership and different name. There have been several mixed reviews on the place.

[QUOTE=DirkDig1;6120340]Yes, she'll be back in November, she said she'd text me when she's back in town and she's never failed to in the past. She said she's gone for the month of September be back mid to late October.[/QUOTE]How old vicky is? Early or late 20's or 30's?

Tried nds and drew diamond. She was pretty, little thicker but not by much but $$ for 30 minutes? Wth is that and even then only gave me 20 minutes of that bbj was good but covered all else which some other posters said could get BBFS, I offered a tip too for it.

Also did not even get a massage just kinda went straight to it she never offered and just started the extras lol. Which I actually would be fine with as long as I get the ammt of time I should.

Went in a bit late and had a great time. Drew Erica.

Relaxing table shower, ass eating BBBJ you all know the drill. Perky tits on her and a cute ass. You all are spoiled here in Orlando.

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[QUOTE=GreatGenghes;6120960]How old vicky is? Early or late 20's or 30's?[/QUOTE]I would put Vicki at about 40 based on her personality and her experience. But, she looks late 20's and she's fit. Dim body and not mushy at all. One of my pet peavs is a fit girl with a saggy ass. Hard to do anything about it for most ethnicities, but Vicki does not have this. Her body is perfection.

Can someone keep us out of towner's where Ruby lands. I know she was at NDS and was supposed to be going back to King but haven't seen any news.

[QUOTE=Azmodeus56;6121599]Can someone keep us out of towner's where Ruby lands. I know she was at NDS and was supposed to be going back to King but haven't seen any news.[/QUOTE]I met her last week at King.

[QUOTE=YoungMongers;6118007]Stopped by BO at open to make sure I had could get Jasmine, luckily she was available. She walked in the room wearing a skin tight black dress and took my breath away! Beautiful face, perfectly thick in all the right places, lucious lips, beautiful big breast and her ass / thighs had me melting! What really stood out is how much of a sweetheart she is, I was kind of nervous but she kept the conversation going and really put in the effort.

We started off with a shower, light touching and casual conversation. Afterwards she dried me off then led me to the massage table and told me to wait a few minutes, upon returning she gave me a mind blowing BBBJ that literally had my toes curling (Slurping, deepthroating and seductive talk). Not even exaggerating it was the best BJ I've ever received in my entire life! I almost lost it right then and there but luckily I didn't.

In the sexiest voice she asked me if I was ready. She put the cover on with her mouth and started riding me. I didn't even last long it felt so good, grabbing her thighs and ass while sucking on her amazing tits. It was otherworldly! I released while she was still riding me. I just layed there throbbing inside of her. (It felt so good my legs were shaking when I stood up LOL) Afterwards she cleaned me up and chatted with me for a little while before saying our goodbyes!

10/10 my only regret was not bringing extra cash to tip her more!

This review doesn't even come close to how great my experience was. I left smiling ear to ear.[/QUOTE]Does Jasmine have paw print tattoos on her breast?

[QUOTE=OrlandoMcKoy;6121634]Does Jasmine have paw print tattoos on her breast?[/QUOTE]Yes, I believe that is her. I saw her too. She speaks English fluently, which is a plus. Fantastic BBBJ and my whole experience felt more on par with what you would expect at an AMP. She's here until the 18th.

I stay away from the big 3, a little too brothel like for me. Plenty of FS alternatives and most of the non FS places are easy enough to crack if you play it the right way. Stopped into the place on Central Fl Pkwy off OBT a few times over the past 2 months. Walked out once after being greeted by an older lady that just wasnt what I was looking for. On other visits I was serviced by Yuyu and I honestly can't remember the other lady's name, but I do remember that Yuyu gave me her name on my 2nd visit and suggested I try her saying she was "more fun". When I came back to try her, she gave me a different name. Possibly Linda but can't say for sure. I'll call her Linda for the rest of this. Haven't had FS here but Linda does show signs of being down for it. Got FIV and I honestly can't remember if it was CBJ or HE with Linda (its was probably 6 weeks ago), HE with Yuyu although much more sensual with plenty of roaming. Linda is tiny, maybe 5'. Nice tits, cute face, decent body. Yuyu is not as pretty in the face but she has spectacular tits, a nice body and a great personality. I'd estimate Yuyu at easrly 30's, Linda at late 30's. Both speak English pretty well. I have more specifics for any senior members that want to PM me, no homo.

[QUOTE=IndianRiver;6119594]Slim fit and pretty face. I agree. Problem is where are they. In Orlando, most are plump middle age. Hard to find a looker except maybe FS places.[/QUOTE]I guess I am getting old. I prefer a good massage and a HE. FS was good when younger. Do not know what the FS ladies look like. Have seen soon that are highly recommended and could not see what people are thinking. Beauty in eyes of beholder I guess.