The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4332166]There you go again, trying to be a comedian.

Hey FAGGOT, you didn't respond to my first set of jokes. Didn't you like them? Maybe you'll like these better!

[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 2[/B]

1. How does NoFear's boyfriend make NoFear scream twice? He fudge-pounds him real hard, and then wipes his dick off on NoFear's curtains.

2. It takes both NoFear and his boyfriend to screw in a lightbulb. His boyfriend screws it in, and NoFear stands around and says: "[I]F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S[/I]"!

3. NoFear's boyfriend told me the difference between a fridgerator and NoFear. NoFear's boyfriend said a fridgerator doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.

4. What do jewish rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give it to NoFear to use as chewing gum.

5. What did NoFear's sperm say to his boyfriend's sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?

6. NoFear knew he was a faggot when he realized he makes Justin Beiber look straight.

7. How does gay NoFear fake his orgasm? He spits on his boyfriend's back.

8. Why is NoFear embarrassed when he gets caught blowing his hung boyfriend? Because he's caught with a foot in his mouth.

9. NoFear once served in the Greek army. Their motto is: "[I]never leave your buddys behind[/I]".

10. As a gay man, NoFear uses ribbed condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.

11. NoFear makes us think he's a gangster. But when he does a drive-by, all he does is throw Skittles and yells: "[I]taste the rainbow betches[/I]".

12. NoFear can screw in a light bulb all by himself. But it takes half of the ER to get it back out.

13. NoFear is so gay that when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, NoFear farted in a cup.

14. Do you know how much cum NoFear has? A butt load.

15. Of course gay NoFear dresses well. He did not spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

16. Did you know NoFear is from Jamaica? Down there, they call his ass Pokemon.

17. As a gay man, what does NoFear do before jerking off? He shits in his hand.

18. NoFear's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. NoFear says they're idiots. He says he's gay because he likes dick.

19. NoFear was married until he sent the wrong text to his wife. He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

20. NoFear caught his boyfriend jerking off into a rubber, and asked him what he was doing? NoFear's boyfriend said he was packing NoFear a lunch.

Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]![/QUOTE]Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4332333]Is this Potsy with the little tiny tacup? Hmmm.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Because I have no clue a tacup is.

But I do know anything this potzee is packing isn't tiny.

PP.

Meme is made for retirement age LOL.

How many times can you get away with it before she finds out what you're doing.

I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.

It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;4337341]I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.

It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.[/QUOTE]Very sorry to see you go TRP, you've been a great SM for many years. I'd recommend against deleting your account and instead just leave it dormant because I have a funny feeling you'll be back. That pussy is powerful stuff! LOL.

Plus I see you're only 6 or 7 posts away from getting your 3rd star so you can't quit now - I finally got mine just yesterday!

Regards,
SYM

This young bootyful girl is looking for new friends. Very chill girl, follows directions and cleans up real well. I've caught her at some disappointing times with cigarettes smells but never tired of seeing that ass bounce.

0.6 car dates, 0.6-0.8 incall when she has one. cbj, bbj, cg, rcg, mish. No track marks. Only clean and known SM get a reply. Very strict this time now, forget the underdogs.

P. s: Fuck you, Kevin LOL. Silver lining is you gave me an excuse to get rid of that opportunist gold digger. Her pussy and ass was exceptional though not going to lie, but I rather what happened than being trapped for years and losing a house or two on that ass.. Was planning to take her cute ass traveling with me, but I found me a dancer. I guess I can call her my backup dancer LOL

I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.

[QUOTE=SudMongIt;4338873]I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.[/QUOTE]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.

[QUOTE=SudMongIt;4338873]I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.[/QUOTE]LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339418]LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.[/QUOTE]LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
[URL]https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo[/URL]

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339438]LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
[URL]https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo[/URL]

SYM.[/QUOTE]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339576]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".[/QUOTE]And here I thought squirting whip cream into a girl's pussy and eating it was weird. This is definitely on a whole other level. LOL. Might need to try it soon.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339338]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.[/QUOTE]You're absolutely right bro, I do only have two reviews and the main reason is my life doesn't revolve around a hobby and it especially doesn't revolve around writing self boasting lavish reviews to impress other mongers and to portray myself a player. But whatever makes you happy. As sad as it is, you keep doing you bro.

[blue]Nobody will ever tell you what you have to post here but when you start trying to ridicule good members for posting excellent reviews you gotta go.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339576]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".[/QUOTE]Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339338]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.[/QUOTE]The new turd only has one review.

And its with Amy. LOL. Like she would even be able to verify he even saw her fr. Smh.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339675]Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.

[QUOTE=Chris5;4339472]Tara is definitely still around.

C5.[/QUOTE]The legend lives!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339782]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.[/QUOTE]You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4340342]The legend lives![/QUOTE]That's a Ghost writer. Not C5 ! Nah!

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4332869]While we all get laid

Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.[/QUOTE]Really? [I]While we all get laid[/I] is how you titled that post? You're not getting laid. You're "fudge-pounding" your "butty boy" in the closet, you FAGGOT!

You're a [I]REAL[/I] comedian if you think people are laughing at [U]ME[/U]. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of [U]YOU[/U]!

[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3[/B]

1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "[I]I can't, he's too cute[/I]".

3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?

4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.

5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.

6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".

7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.

8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "[I]I fucked a guy, and I liked it[/I]".

11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.

12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "[I]sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen[/I]".

13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.

14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?

17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339782]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.[/QUOTE]LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL

[QUOTE=Vino7373;4341331]You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.[/QUOTE]Another method that's smarter!

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4342717]LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL[/QUOTE]That might work, then I'll have my favorite drink next to my favorite meal. But unfortunately, that popsicle will totally screw up her vagina's pH LOL.

From a buddy of mine:

"Your FWB / booty call throwing out an unexpected 'I love you' in a text message is the equivalent of _.

My answers were 1) someone throwing a decapitated chicken right on a hot blackjack table at the casino, or 2) the Toronto Raptors coach calling an unnecessary and horrific time out in Game 5 when his team had scored 10 straight points and was about to win the game and the series.

Anyone want to play? What's your analogy?

Scott.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4342657]Really? [I]While we all get laid[/I] is how you titled that post? You're not getting laid. You're "fudge-pounding" your "butty boy" in the closet, you FAGGOT!

You're a [I]REAL[/I] comedian if you think people are laughing at [U]ME[/U]. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of [U]YOU[/U]!

[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3[/B]

1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "[I]I can't, he's too cute[/I]".

3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?

4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.

5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.

6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".

7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.

8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "[I]I fucked a guy, and I liked it[/I]".

11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.

12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "[I]sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen[/I]".

13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.

14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?

17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]![/QUOTE]Your inbox isn't running over asswipe, in fact you get no pms at all. No one would pm over Rat Trap bullshit, they would just post it here.

Georgie, you have no friends or supporters or admirers of any kind. Your pathetic attempts to be "popular" like the little high school girl that you are is nauseatingly gay.

You're a waste of time Georgie boy, nobody gives a shit about your imaginary issues with either me or Swags or anybody else for that matter.

Why don't you just end it all already buddy boy? Cause I'm done responding to your horseshit.

[QUOTE=DreamForever69;4341874]No props necessary

Short, to the point and most of all truthful. You do not need any props to have the BEST session ever with Nikkole.[/QUOTE]LMAO, what's with all the cheap shots bro? Are you jealous or something? Seems like every time you post you have to insinuate that my reports are untruthful. Please tell me you're not upset with me for fucking your ATF girl with an ice dildo, LOL. I saw you post somewhere that you've seen her like 3 dozen times and she's the only girl you see, etc, but that doesn't make her your girlfriend bro, I'm pretty sure she has one.

And just cuz you don't like M1L anymore for whatever reason it doesn't mean you have to insinuate in all your recent comments about her that my reports about her are untruthful. I saw you say that you once considered her the "Led Zeppelin" of providers but that you haven't seen her since 2015. It's none of my fucking business what happened between the two of you but just move on bro!

My advice is you should never restrict yourself to seeing one girl in this hobby, you should always maintain at least three girls in your rotation at all times else you might get emotionally attached.

JM2C,
SYM

LOL, so I've been getting bombarded with PMs from DreamForever69 calling me an "asshole" and threatening to reveal that I didn't cum with Nikkole (not sure why he cares so much about my cum, LOL) unless I retract my post below. He has very poor reading comprehension because I never said I came. What I said was that the dream ended with her "begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth" which were her exact words. If any of you guys have the pleasure of meeting her please feel free to ask her about the dream. Nowhere did I say I actually ejaculated, LOL. I'll include the relevant portion of my report below. I even mentioned at the end of my report that I had to go jack off after writing the report, LOL

I felt bad for Nikkole that she couldn't make me cum but it wasn't really her fault. I had already fucked M1 L in the afternoon and another girl around midnight the night before (I think it was Rachel but it might have been Cassie, I forget, LOL) and at my age it's difficult for me to cum three times in less than 24 hours. It sucks getting old! LOL.

One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4338832]...I had her put the ice dildo back in her pussy and the dream ended with Nikkole begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth....I need to go jack off now after writing this review, LOL...

SYM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4343040]LOL, so I've been getting bombarded with PMs from DreamForever69 calling me an "asshole" and threatening to reveal that I didn't cum with Nikkole (not sure why he cares so much about my cum, LOL) unless I retract my post below. He has very poor reading comprehension because I never said I came. What I said was that the dream ended with her "begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth" which were her exact words. If any of you guys have the pleasure of meeting her please feel free to ask her about the dream. Nowhere did I say I actually ejaculated, LOL. I'll include the relevant portion of my report below. I even mentioned at the end of my report that I had to go jack off after writing the report, LOL

I felt bad for Nikkole that she couldn't make me cum but it wasn't really her fault. I had already fucked M1 L in the afternoon and another girl around midnight the night before (I think it was Rachel but it might have been Cassie, I forget, LOL) and at my age it's difficult for me to cum three times in less than 24 hours. It sucks getting old! LOL.

One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM[/QUOTE]Geez I'm just trying to get out of this phase of middle age where if I catch Blanch in the right light, I can floppy splatter before the opening credits are done.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4343040]DreamForever69.....
One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM[/QUOTE]Oof, having expectations is rough in this hobby, Dreamforever69. Get out of that rabbit hole when you can my dude.

Your resentment is aimed at the wrong person.

Clean results!

Doc says I can raw dog more beautiful girls! MAJOR J. K. !

I'm slowing down a bit for this cute girl I just met. Might have to baptize my computer hard drives and history on phone so she doesn't find out LOL.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4343758]In other news

Clean results!

Doc says I can raw dog more beautiful girls! MAJOR J. K. !

I'm slowing down a bit for this cute girl I just met. Might have to baptize my computer hard drives and history on phone so she doesn't find out LOL.[/QUOTE]LMAO, congrats bro! I don't fuck girls raw either (except in the mouth) but I still hold my breath when I get tested twice a year. Good luck with the new gf, but I predict you'll be out getting some strange in less than 3 months, LOL.

SYM.

[QUOTE=LennyBruce;4343298]I hope your old than me

Geez I'm just trying to get out of this phase of middle age where if I catch Blanch in the right light, I can floppy splatter before the opening credits are done.[/QUOTE]

LMAO is that a Golden Girls reference? Let's just say I buy "Just For Men" in bulk, but at least I haven't gone bald yet! LOL.

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4343819]LMAO is that a Golden Girls reference? Let's just say I buy "Just For Men" in bulk, but at least I haven't gone bald yet! LOL.

SYM.[/QUOTE]LMAO. Cats out of the bag now. I had a feeling that this happened LOL. In my mid twenty I had a cuck experience when the bf enjoyed watching guys fuck his girl. Both 19's. The girl was 10/10, big ol' round ass with no cellulite, big perky D's natural boobs with nipples staring at you. I met them in a mmmf meet up through an app. Then it became a regular, routine mmf for awhile before they moved to NY with their dancing group. One day, I reached out to a friend of mine for this "Just For Men" to experiment. I realized 100 mg was too much, fuck. I was hard for hours and couldn't come. The girl totally enjoyed it though but I could not cum. She had an IUD installed and always wanted me to fill her pussy up so the guy could fuck her after I splatter her all over LOL. At one point he even licked her pussy with my cum oozing out. Eww LOL.

Needless to say, I know exactly what you're talking about!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4343862]Just For Men

LMAO. Cats out of the bag now. I had a feeling that this happened LOL. In my mid twenty I had a cuck experience when the bf enjoyed watching guys fuck his girl. Both 19's. The girl was 10/10, big ol' round ass with no cellulite, big perky D's natural boobs with nipples staring at you. I met them in a mmmf meet up through an app. Then it became a regular, routine mmf for awhile before they moved to NY with their dancing group. One day, I reached out to a friend of mine for this "Just For Men" to experiment. I realized 100 mg was too much, fuck. I was hard for hours and couldn't come. The girl totally enjoyed it though but I could not cum. She had an IUD installed and always wanted me to fill her pussy up so the guy could fuck her after I splatter her all over LOL. At one point he even licked her pussy with my cum oozing out. Eww LOL.

Needless to say, I know exactly what you're talking about![/QUOTE]LMAO! That's a touching story bro but I was actually referring to this kind of "Just For Men", LOL

[URL]https://youtu.be/D83b9W4lBK0[/URL]

BTW, I just got done fucking a girl who greeted me at the door wearing nothing but a long piece of black rope tied up into a "dress", LOL, it was fucking amazing! l'll try to post a full review in the next day or so. I'm pleased to report that this new review will have an explicit "happy ending", LOL

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4344036]LMAO!

BTW, I just got done fucking a girl who greeted me at the door wearing nothing but a long piece of black rope tied up into a "dress", LOL, it was fucking amazing! l'll try to post a full review in the next day or so. I'm pleased to report that this new review will have an explicit "happy ending", LOL

SYM.[/QUOTE]How are you getting all these haters. Even some dude hit up your inbox for not cumming in a provider's mouth? Lmfao. I jest, I think he was mad because you advertised something that's not on menu for public view.

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it right.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4343751]Oof, having expectations is rough in this hobby, Dreamforever69. Get out of that rabbit hole when you can my dude.

Your resentment is aimed at the wrong person.[/QUOTE]Amen. Deserves repeating. If you start to catch feelings get out before it's too late.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4343040]LOL, so I've been getting bombarded with PMs from DreamForever69 calling me an "asshole"

SYM[/QUOTE]Well, in a way, he is sorta right. But we love you, anyway, in that moose killin' way we guys have.

That said, I always have an issue with any guy that picks on another guy for any reason. We are all in this hobby for our own personal reasons and we all enjoy different things. If we find a girl that will play along, then that works for the hobby. All else said, we have to watch each other's backs.

DreamWhatever sure seems to hold the record for the most number of positive reviews for Nikole. Nothing wrong with having a fav.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;4344757] We are all in this hobby for our own personal reasons and we all enjoy different things. If we find a girl that will play along, then that works for the hobby. All else said, we have to watch each other's backs.

C3.[/QUOTE]Common sense right here. Do not back-stab each other!

We're here for pussies, not drama. Don't let the pussy blind you!