Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cloude]Paul,
One Spa has been great for me the few times I've visited and I drive down from MA too. I bet half the customers of the RI spas are from MA and there is nothing even close to comparison in MA. The service and quality of girls are top notch, not to mention the consistency of it too. I've been mongering in Asia, Tijuana, Costa Rica and New England, One Spa ranks up there. The only thing is the price is higher than other countries, but we are in the US. I haven't been back to One Spa in a while only because I've been spending all my money on mongering trips outside the country. Anyways, you're better off the sw's.

Cloude[/QUOTE]

I too drive down from Mass and know many others that do as well. However, I leave my attitude at the door and my experiences have always been positive.

Uncle Tug

I agree with most of the responses here.

You get what you give.

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Insert any other quote here and it will probably work.

It wasn't the coupon, it was probably the attitude.

The Professor

Hey all,

It's been a while since I've posted. I think all the legal stuff in R.I. had scared me away for a while. But I decided to venture out for a simple R&T. Since Harmony has been a good one for me, I went there yesterday and was pleased to find it was still open.

Mamasan Lee took me in and the $60 house fee and was very welcoming, since she recognized me from past visits. It was only a question for me of what I wanted. When I told her only R&T, she asked if it would be OK is she took care of me. That was fine by me. She has always been very attentive. I got the impression that had I wanted more, it was on the table, but she might have sent in one of the other girls.

The TS was decent, with all attention paid to the right places. No skimping here. I got a brief sauna after that then back to the room. She started with the massage and I instructed her to go light. The fingertip treatment turned to exactly what I wanted, with delving fingers all over and under as I laid there on my belly. She stripped completely for me, which might be because she knows me. And then in addition to her fingers, I felt her nipples rubbing along my back and down my bum and legs.

Lee is in her 50s, maybe 5' 3" or so, with C's perhaps (I'm not a good judge of this) with a bit extra around the middle. I'm just happy she treats me right. She continued rubbing herself along my back when I saw her tongue along my shoulders move down my back and eventually to my ass cheeks and inner thighs. I know some folks in the forums have questioned whether tongue was used. I know I saw it used on my shoulders. After that, I didn't care. It sure felt real. Her tonguing didn't venture much further, but her fingers did, teasing my balls and sliding up my shaft. She suggested I could turn over when I was ready, and I knew if I did, it would be over soon. So I milked the teasing for as long as I could.

Eventually, I did turn over and asked her for a little DATY and she went into a 69 position to feed me while tending the boys with her hands. It didn't take long for this to put me over the top. I sprayed harder than I have in some time. All of this lasted maybe a half-hour. So after cleaning me up with hot towels, she sidled up next to me and we talked a bit. It's been very slow, she said, and she now has just 2 other girls working for her. Down from 5. But she was very attentive nonetheless and I enjoyed my time thoroughly. I got the R&T I wanted, plus a bit more attention that I would have gotten had I gone someplace else. Like I said, it's probably because I'd been there a bunch in the past. Standard mouthwash provided and small bottle of water. Done.

Anyway, no talk of money, but $40 tip, and I will repeat when I've saved up again.

Happy days to all.

[QUOTE=Badlarry76]I did not get her name. She seemed to be the only one there at the time. Maybe in her 40's, 5'7", medium build, seemingly very poor English. I'm pretty sure it was the same girl I met during my last visit there about 7 months ago. That place makes me want to take a break from the hobby every time.
-BL[/QUOTE]Have you tried North Main Street Spa? The place is also a rub & tug only place but a lot cleaner and the TS is a lot better than here -- at least in my opinion.

Hi....I'm Jhonny,
And..............I'm a Masshole.

I'm also slightly nocturnal and have seen lots of MA plates on my visits (midnight and later).
Think there's a lot of 'us' who frequent this estab.

Hey, did anyone see the Chinese hotties skating on the 'lympics the other night?
For the most part can't stand it; Dick Button is such a sissy.
But there's moments......
Tiny costumes, panty shots, splitting and when they open up their legs to 6/12 o'clock!
Man, that sh*t gets me goin'!
All I could think was "Wonder if they provide?, Shaved, landing strip or natural?"
Picturing them walking around in bikinis/lingerie/heels.
Jesus, I love Asian women!!
Some would call it an addiction, but I/mother nature call it 'being a healthy, breeding male'.
Really the only reason any of us are here; on the planet, I mean.

More to follow,
J




[QUOTE=Tuglover1]I too drive down from Mass and know many others that do as well. However, I leave my attitude at the door and my experiences have always been positive.

Uncle Tug[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]I was pissed after not before. Get off your high horses you were not there I was. I was not being a dick to this woman. I treated her with respect jeez excuse me for having a coupon you creeps, others have done so and have recommended one should do that. Whaa he is so cheap what a pack of idiots you are. Aaah you keep the two cents. For two cents I can call my mother in Mexico. Go flash your big wads if you want. Oh by the way I was looking forward to a massage. I did not get one. Whaaaa you should not have been so cheeep whaaa coupon whaaaa. She had a bad attitude simple as that. Newbie ruin it for everyone whaaa. If I had a good experience I would have posted that as well. I just won't be back to One. Just to add flames to the flames I drove from MA. Whaaa Masshole whaaa. The girls are beautiful there, Mou Mou was nice, there place is nice. There you go feel better about my OS experience.

Thanks,

Paul[/QUOTE]

Paulie, don’t let them grind you down. Be strong and hang in there and just put this one up to a learning experience. Some if the key criticism you may want to take from is that there is a lot of information on this forum and you can drill into it and pretty much have all of your questions answered before you start your trip. If you really want a massage and $60 is the amount you want to tip then North Main was your spot. I too do not like going to FS spas because of the cost. Like an idiot I spend the same amount of money in strip clubs. So keep your chin up and drive on like the Airborne Infantry. Also, if you like bumping dirty with Asian massage girls but you do not want to make the required investment I may have a solution for you. It worked for me one time, but it is a very...very long shot. Send me a PM for details.

Has anyone had a massage from Kathy in Mount Pleasant? She has posted on Craigslist for a while. Was wondering if you leave happy or if this is just a regular massage. Sometimes post that there is a choice of male or female. Any help or information would be appreciated.

Thank You

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/thp/1604803054.html[/url]

I also drive down from Mass and have had a number of good outings. However I don't go in with an attitude. Its not worth it to me. I mean I'm there to be happy (no pun) and not to be a ahole. Don't forget if at any point during your visit you don't like something then leave. Notice I said a number of good outings, but I've also had bad ones when I just got dressed and was out. Not all girls are going to have the best attitude, but there are plenty of other providers that will make you smile. Good luck on your future outings.

[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]I was pissed after not before. Get off your high horses you were not there I was. I was not being a dick to this woman. I treated her with respect jeez excuse me for having a coupon you creeps, others have done so and have recommended one should do that. Whaa he is so cheap what a pack of idiots you are. Aaah you keep the two cents. For two cents I can call my mother in Mexico. Go flash your big wads if you want. Oh by the way I was looking forward to a massage. I did not get one. Whaaaa you should not have been so cheeep whaaa coupon whaaaa. She had a bad attitude simple as that. Newbie ruin it for everyone whaaa. If I had a good experience I would have posted that as well. I just won't be back to One. Just to add flames to the flames I drove from MA. Whaaa Masshole whaaa. The girls are beautiful there, Mou Mou was nice, there place is nice. There you go feel better about my OS experience.

Thanks,

Paul[/QUOTE]

"Went down to Providence today to One Spa. WHat a mistake! Things started off bad when I could not find the DDonuts. I went down to the second one and called the Spa. You would think they woulkd have someone that can understand English"

Next time stop off at an adult video store and rent a DVD, you'd find "someone" that you'll be compatible with.

PS - I drive in from Hartford....

Enough said......

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]

Hey, did anyone see the Chinese hotties skating on the 'lympics the other night?
For the most part can't stand it; Dick Button is such a sissy.
But there's moments......
Tiny costumes, panty shots, splitting and when they open up their legs to 6/12 o'clock!
Man, that sh*t gets me goin'!
All I could think was "Wonder if they provide?, Shaved, landing strip or natural?"
Picturing them walking around in bikinis/lingerie/heels.[/QUOTE]

You are ONE strange fucker - I love it!!! I've been avoiding the Olympics this year because of all the damned commercialism and sappy stories. I never looked at it the way you do, will have to tune in! Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry was dating the gymnast and Kramer gave him a tape of her Olympic performance. Check the expresssion on George's face!

Thanks for the viewpoint and laughs.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]"Went down to Providence today to One Spa. WHat a mistake! Things started off bad when I could not find the DDonuts. I went down to the second one and called the Spa. You would think they woulkd have someone that can understand English"

Next time stop off at an adult video store and rent a DVD, you'd find "someone" that you'll be compatible with.

PS - I drive in from Hartford....

Enough said......[/QUOTE]Ask my ass Bubba:

My review was written AFTER the even and yes I was pissed AFTER the event not BEFORE. I was looking forward to the experience. I though I was going to have to call it quits when I could not find it as I had a time constraint. Why the F should I explain myself. Enough said take the review as a review you don't work for them so why all defensive.

As I said I won't be back so its all yours

Whaa I drive from Harford. Your a numb nut my comment on driving was a jibe at myself stupid.

So lads lets stop this stupid crap because I can go on and on and I don't want to but I will. OS did not work out for me. Great if it worked out for you.

Thanks,

Paul

I have been to OS a half dozen times, 5 out of 6 left me dazzled and happy. Once was just rather mediocre. That is a pretty good average. Last run was 2 weeks ago and I had the best time ever with BeB. Hope she is still there, great GFE like I was a her love. Geez, it is worth the trip from Mass, that's for sure. Let's be grateful we still have that asset available.

WB

Had a blast with Bebe. Arrived yesterday around 19:15 and mama comes out from the laundry room on the right there, and tells me to come back in a half hour. So I take off to go and try OS, due to the time it was dinner on the hill. Drove around for 20 min, no luck for parking. To bad because I really wanted to try this place from all the rave on here. So I drive back to CH, which is my fav. Two truck still parkes there from when I first arrived. Waited five more and one of you guys decides to leave, so I go in, mama leads me to room, and sauna, then comes Bebe, takes me to TS. Fairly a quick one, get the ol soapy stroaky, back to room, asks if I've been before and what I've got. Told her I've gotten everything, and I remember the white guy who sometimes runs the counter. With her knowing that I want everything, before I flip she removes all her clothing. With me on my stomach, she rubs those soft titties all over my body, and kisses me all over my back,arms,and legs. I turn over, she licks my shaft and applies the hat, begins to suck and then ride, wanting to pop at this point, I ask her to stop and finish off mish. She is a hottie! Have not been to the AMPS' in a long time, I spend my time on the chat lines, allot cheaper. Anyhow will make a point to try OS. Bebe says she works 5 days week here, and says she is from NY. Killer body!

Damage: the usual .6 for the house and 1.4 to the player
Body: 10+
Massage: 8
TS: 6
A repeat: Hell yea!

Visited Heavenly Hands today 146 Admiral St Prov 401-688-9846.

Was greeted by Sally. about 40 yo 5'6", slim, B cup. Took me to room, the rooms are quite dark. Asked if I wanted TS, took money told me to strip and put on robe. TS was ok, no teasing. Back to room, asked for soft massage, nice touch lots of teasing. At the flip, negotiated extras and tip, asked for money, went for condom. CBJ ok not great, HJ ok, cleaned up, ended about 15 mins short of the hour I paid for. Introduced me to Amy on way out. Amy has bigger rack, may try he next time. Overall, better experience than NMS lately and Lilly's where I uderstand the girls are developing an attitude. Would definitely recommend.

Although not a MP, I think this review belongs here.

I have watched this gal's ads on CL for a while and thought I would take a chance. I think I read one review a while back that was negative but I thought I would try an alternative to the AMP.

The lady is a little overweight, fairly attractive. But instead of dressing provocatively she was dressed like she just rolled out of bed. She had a nice apartment with a folding massage table.

I was expecting the massage to be good to make up for the cold surroundings but it was not to be so. Very lack luster. Couple of strokes to the boys. Not erotic at all as she advertises.

After a while I just wanted to get it over with but thought that perhaps it would be OK after the flip. Fuhgettaboutit. She finished me off and I was out of there.

Not sure how she stays in business.

Think of your worst AMP experience and I know it was twice as good as what I experienced.