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Well gentlemen it finally happened. I was dreaming last night that the stars aligned and Kaylee answered her phone and in my dream I also had some free time. Out of pure curiosity I inquired about a double with Alana the small BBW everyone has been talking about. This was the best dream I have had in quite awhile. Normally I wouldn't give lucid details of my dream but this one was just too good. So I setup the initial meeting and called back to confirm. I dreamt I met them at a local notel in west knox which kind of took me by surprise because all of the reviews I have read on Kaylee had her location as a private residence. But given that its taken so long for this to finally happen I said what the hell. Turns out Kaylee said that she use to be in a home off Sutherland but does not live there any longer. So I arrive at the room and was greeted by both at the door. They were smiling and dressed nice and looked very happy to see me. I told them I was a little nervous because I usually see one girl at a time but could not pass up this opportunity. They had a candle lit and fireplace on the tv. I took care of business right up front which I usually don't do but in this dream it felt ok. Got comfortable and Kaylee said "you want to get in the middle of us?" I said "Hell yeah!" Let me just say before I go into more detail that both of these girls work well together and Alana has a cute little face with the most beautiful big eyes. She is definitely a small BBW but I'm into that so it doesn't matter to me. Kaylee as you all probably know has a huge natural rack with big nipples and is also a smaller BBW. So started out w some DFK from both then Kaylee gave me an awesome BBBJ while Alana DFK's me. Then they both went at it BBBJ for a good ten minutes on me I thought I was going to lose it. One was on the boys and one on the shaft. This dream was freaking awesome! I didn't want to wake up but then Kaylee offered me a cover. I stood up and let them go at it for a little longer then covered up. Did them both mish and some more DFK then exploded into Kaylee. All in all it was one of the best dreams I've ever had. The only negative was the phone rang a few times but I didn't care. Would def repeat and will. If you have the funds $.20 for 30 min then check it out. Stay safe and happy mongering!

First of, I'm new to the forums.

Would like to know if anyone has dreamed of the provider, angel?

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Just had a great visit with Lucy. Very skilled hands, totally relaxing and a great finish!

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[QUOTE=Thenewcmmer; 1680805]First of, I'm new to the forums.

Would like to know if anyone has dreamed of the provider, angel?

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-o-come-get-satisfaction-and-more-uummm-o-o-o-o-23/7190260[/url][/QUOTE]Saw this girl and she is hot and worth the time to look her up.

Anyone seen or TOFTT Cameron yet?

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[QUOTE=MountainEagle; 1684502]Anyone seen or TOFTT Cameron yet?

[ATTACH=CONFIG]231603[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I'm with you. Looks pretty good. I hope someone else has some info.

She was with Kaylee so I'd assume she is legit. More expensive than Kaylee though.

[QUOTE=MountainEagle; 1684502]Anyone seen or TOFTT Cameron yet?

[ATTACH=CONFIG]231603[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]She is deffinetly legit. Pretty girl to. And IMO worth the rate. Although Kaylee is hard to beat.

Well. I TOFTT last night, and I am frustrated with myself for it. I went and saw Mariah:

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/single-sexy-mariah-ready-for-some-fun-with-you-25/7225384[/url]

I recognized the background in her pics as a place that the infamous Paris used to infect, so I had been staying away from her. Last time, I had recognized Paris when I got there and backed out, causing much drama in her apt parking lot as she screamed and threatened violence. So, needles to say, I want nothing to do with anything even close to her. Unfortunately for me, Mariah's booty lured me in. I called and asked her specifically about Paris. She told me that indeed it is the same place but that she kicked Paris out and they are not talking. She told me she was nothing like Paris.

This is where I should have gotten off. But I didn't.

Standard two call system. On the second call, she asked me to wait about 10 minutes, which turned into 30. Her excuse was that she was doing her makeup. Well, I tell her I can't wait all day and then she tells me to come on. What pissed me off first was that there was no makeup at all on her. The Apt was clean, but she was rushed and lackluster at best. Singing skills were maybe a 4 out of 10 and the main event was about the same. Unlike most guys, I am not and do not claim to be hung like a moose, but at the main event it was like wandering around in a cave.

I am not impressed and will not repeat. I guess you win some and lose some.

[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1686612]Well. I TOFTT last night, and I am frustrated with myself for it. I went and saw Mariah:

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/single-sexy-mariah-ready-for-some-fun-with-you-25/7225384[/url]

I recognized the background in her pics as a place that the infamous Paris used to infect, so I had been staying away from her. Last time, I had recognized Paris when I got there and backed out, causing much drama in her apt parking lot as she screamed and threatened violence. So, needles to say, I want nothing to do with anything even close to her. Unfortunately for me, Mariah's booty lured me in. I called and asked her specifically about Paris. She told me that indeed it is the same place but that she kicked Paris out and they are not talking. She told me she was nothing like Paris.

This is where I should have gotten off. But I didn't.

Standard two call system. On the second call, she asked me to wait about 10 minutes, which turned into 30. Her excuse was that she was doing her makeup. Well, I tell her I can't wait all day and then she tells me to come on. What pissed me off first was that there was no makeup at all on her. The Apt was clean, but she was rushed and lackluster at best. Singing skills were maybe a 4 out of 10 and the main event was about the same. Unlike most guys, I am not and do not claim to be hung like a moose, but at the main event it was like wandering around in a cave.

I am not impressed and will not repeat. I guess you win some and lose some.[/QUOTE]Not often a post makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for the report bro

I did see this one too. Without realizing her association to Paris.

Yep her place was clean. In my dream though her singing skills were pretty good. But that's no hole in the ground. It's a cave fellas. LOL.

She was very responsive though. But just not my vibe.

Cheers! Bonifino.

Anyone know why Alana is so damn hard to get in touch with. Good grief! So close to me yet. So far away!

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/try-something-new-22/7219037[/url] Anyone have any info on her? She looks like alaura eden so I'm hoping she is real.

I have been trying to see Alana for several months due to her good reviews and the fact that she just looks damn hot in her ad. Well all the stars finially lined up for me today. I called her and got through the first try and 15 mins later was at her door. When she opened the door wearing sexy red lingerie and high heels and a big smile I realized that her pictures don't do her justis. She is smoking hot beautiful, she invited me in and gave me a hug and kiss. Took care of formalities then got comfortable. I've heard her described as a small BBW but I would call her a Petite bbw I though she had a great body. I don't care for those skin and bones type girls. I won't go into all the details I will just say that she is a true GFE. She loves to kiss and is great at it and I love to kiss as much as I enjoy the actual sex. She never rushed me and it was one of the best hours I have spent ever with anyone. I have heard her compared to our beloved CAKE and I agree with that. Those of you that weren't lucky enough to see CAKE let me say you missed a special girl. Just like CAKE she makes you feel like a king. I will defentinally repeat and if like CAKE it gets better with each visit then I can't wait. To some it up she is a beautiful girl, as sweet as can be and I hated to leave. Dewayne

Has anyone been with Carman and Sunshine from BP. i know that Anna and anyone she is better, but I am a small pot of money

[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1686612]Well. I TOFTT last night, and I am frustrated with myself for it. I went and saw Mariah:

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/single-sexy-mariah-ready-for-some-fun-with-you-25/7225384[/url]

I recognized the background in her pics as a place that the infamous Paris used to infect, so I had been staying away from her. Last time, I had recognized Paris when I got there and backed out, causing much drama in her apt parking lot as she screamed and threatened violence. So, needles to say, I want nothing to do with anything even close to her. Unfortunately for me, Mariah's booty lured me in. I called and asked her specifically about Paris. She told me that indeed it is the same place but that she kicked Paris out and they are not talking. She told me she was nothing like Paris.

This is where I should have gotten off. But I didn't.

Standard two call system. On the second call, she asked me to wait about 10 minutes, which turned into 30. Her excuse was that she was doing her makeup. Well, I tell her I can't wait all day and then she tells me to come on. What pissed me off first was that there was no makeup at all on her. The Apt was clean, but she was rushed and lackluster at best. Singing skills were maybe a 4 out of 10 and the main event was about the same. Unlike most guys, I am not and do not claim to be hung like a moose, but at the main event it was like wandering around in a cave.

I am not impressed and will not repeat. I guess you win some and lose some.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the post. It just saved me from making a mistake.