Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]Went down to Providence today to One Spa. WHat a mistake! Things started off bad when I could not find the DDonuts. I went down to the second one and called the Spa. You would think they woulkd have someone that can understand English not just be a Parrot and resay everything you say to them. God knows how many customers they lose that way. Anyway eventaully found it. All they have to say is we are downby the Pineapple. Jeez. Anyway get the place and I am met with a tall, stacked good looking Korean woman. Penny. Stay well away from this witch. What a complkete rip off! She is about 5'7" or 5 8", big tits 36c nice nipples dressed in leopard prink bikini. Leads me in usaul way hand in hand ok so far. Get to room asks for payment. Give her 50 with coupon. Find coupon in Phoenix magazine in the archieved section. Print it out at least save yourself 10 dollars. Ok so I get stripped sees me naked pretends to be shocked. Yeah right. Proceed to TShower so far so good. She seems very fussy and not very attentive. I am getting a bad vibe and a real sour look on he pretty face. I am still game so TS seems good gives good attention to details including bits and pieces. Finsih of the shower. And hands me some mouth wash. Does she do this to everyone or does my breath stink? I don't think so. Not much chit chat she is from S Korean. Thats it. Oh and I am too thin. I say I work out and so you must like fat guys. She is still sour looking. Way to give complements. SHe was not being nice about me being "thin". Anyway she says you want Saunda _ I say yes as I have heard its a good way toi get nice dry after TS and not be cold in room. She give me a real sour look and I say is that ok. She says No. I say what do you mean you don't want to have Sauna. She sy no its ok you go. SO I go she no go. So much for attentive service. Anyway few misn later she comes back for me. Back to the room She lays out towel. Takes he sweet time with it. Something is up as she is muttering away to herself in Korean. Anyway lay on table looking forward to nice massage. Get a few tweaks of a hand and that is that. Less than a minute she says you want something _ I say a massage please. No you want something ahhh I get it. Ok everything. How much you have I say $60 she looks at me like I got two heads she say $140 I say are you kidding me! She say how much I have at this stage I was thinking get the F out of here and cut your losses but my stupid little head got better of me I say $80. SHe say ok I sucky and handy. I say I want touchy she say topy only. I should have said fuck off and walked out. I say ok she looks good hopelly she ends me up good. She she does the flip. Still no massage BTW. And starts CBJ she has good technique but this lasts maybe 3 mins I get the you cum hurry. I give you handy. I say no I want sucky some more she is pissed that I am being so difficult. I am losing my hardon rapidly as she is angering me with her shit attitude. I say to her what is you problem that you are rushing me. She retorts you no cum. Its only been 5 minutes now WTF! She is pissed I am pissed I decide I want to at least get off and we come to a compromise more sucking then handy and then prostate massage. Good old P massage AMPs way of getting you off and out fast. What a shit head. So I finish she does an average job of cleaning up some tissues not nice warm towel. She is all smiles now. I am glad this experience is over. Glad I got to finish for $50 + $80. Never again had a better experience at another AMP with more extras. PENNY stinks. Avoid her like the plague. I ask how long she worked there. 2 weeks hopefully they will get rid of her fast. Any way spoke to the Madam. MouMou she said was her name. She asked how it was I told her I felt rushed. I should have told her more but I want to get out that shit place. She say sorry. But 5. 6 clock busy time because girls beautiful. Her girls are hot no mistaking that but hot does not equal a great experience in most cases. In my opinion I rate one a bust best avoided.

There is service to be had but not serice I would wish on an enemy. If one Spa reads these forums get rid of Penny and give your women a lecture on service and attitude. To any ass that might be thinking that I must have been a dick that would be untrue. I give people the benefit of the doubt and go out of my way to be nice and act way I would expect other people to treat me with courtesy and respect. Penny like any Job you have to work!

Thanks

Paul[/QUOTE]

I'm going to have to agree with the points that J made Paul. Right off the bat you blew it. You should have done your research before leaving the house. One Spa is the easiest AMP to find and is in the most convenient location, in relation to the highway. If you had simply read the forum or better yet done an even simpler google search you would not of had any issue finding it. Your second mistake was attempting to talk to Mama on the phone, everyone knows they don't speak English and being rude to the person that set you up with a girl isn't going to "help" your experience anywhere. Thirdly, you show up with a coupon in an attempt to nickel and dime the place. Right there the girl already thinks you are broke and pathetic. You might look down at these girls for their profession but believe it or not they are making a lot more money than you think, and yes sometimes do have a snobby, even elitist attitude when they come across someone like you. Anyone ever notice the shoes these girls wear? Gucci, Fendi, Prada, LV. For those out of the loop we're talking $500+ a pair here. They can spot a cheap, broke slob from a mile away just from what you have on your feet. FS at OS is 60+140, always has been. So I don't know what you were thinking was going to happen when you showed up with a coupon and a 60 dollar tip, like J said these aren't SWs bro. Stick to the streets if you can't hang. One is still my all time favorite.

Uncle Tug

[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]No you want something ahhh I get it. Ok everything. How much you have I say $60 she looks at me like I got two heads she say $140 I say are you kidding me!

Paul[/QUOTE]

The usual tip rate for what you asked for has been $140 in all Providence AMPs for at least the last five years. But, from your comment "ahh, I get it" I suspect you haven't been to these places too often.

Lastly, if you're going to gripe about someone's grasp of English, do yourself a favor and get a spellchecker!!!!

Business as usual at Wanskuck.

Lazy,

You spoke with/emailed/IM'd the girl you had on your visit to OS?

I find this a little difficult to believe as the girls typically do not answer the phone/reply to email (mama does; always has since I've frequented and I've been going since it opened).
If you made this kind of impression on all the girls/mama (as you posted), I feel pretty sure in saying:
A) You f*ucked up as OS has the best looking women (in my experience).
B) You need to find another venue for your needs.

BTW - The lady was asking for house fee (ONLY) to begin appt.
This is standard practice at ALL such establishments!!!!!
Read what we veteran AMP-goers post, believe us/apply what you learn from us and your visits will be stellar.
Most important: BE NICE TO THE LADIES!!!!
I can't stress enough how important (your) attitude is when AMPing.

J


[QUOTE=Lazy One]Anyways I did try to get another hour from Silver but she said maybe for a thousand dollars for another hour she'd be willing. I replied back with sure if I'm going to get rode hard for the next hour. She quickly said she wouldn't do 5 minutes for 1k with me. Pretty sure If I did go back none of the girls would want to do my business.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]Lazy,

You spoke with/emailed/IM'd the girl you had on your visit to OS?

I find this a little difficult to believe as the girls typically do not answer the phone/reply to email (mama does; always has since I've frequented and I've been going since it opened).
If you made this kind of impression on all the girls/mama (as you posted), I feel pretty sure in saying:
A) You f*ucked up as OS has the best looking women (in my experience).
B) You need to find another venue for your needs.

BTW - The lady was asking for house fee (ONLY) to begin appt.
This is standard practice at ALL such establishments!!!!!
Read what we veteran AMP-goers post, believe us/apply what you learn from us and your visits will be stellar.
Most important: BE NICE TO THE LADIES!!!!
I can't stress enough how important (your) attitude is when AMPing.

J[/QUOTE]

Between Lazy One and Paul Bigg we've got some pretty obnoxious attitudes here! From their posts it looks like they walk into the place almost hoping for a rotten time. With that attitude, that's what they're going to get.

I'll leave it at that.

[QUOTE=Badlarry76]Business as usual at Wanskuck.[/QUOTE]Who did you see? I saw Angel a few weeks ago, nothing special. I was wondering if there was another girls who was better.

I agree with you 100 percent Bubba, I have been at this hobby for along time before finding this board, the rates have not changed since I first started at Apple! No one should put themselves above anyone one easel in this world. These are some hard working ladies in these spa's offering a service we all of us love and enjoy! I think Paul Bigg should come off his high horse and show some respect to the ladies for the services. Maybe take a writting work shop and RTFF first before posting!

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Lastly, if you're going to gripe about someone's grasp of English, do yourself a favor and get a spellchecker!!!![/QUOTE]

Leisure King

My sympathy for all the spa ladies increased when I read the stupid comments by Lazy One and Paul Bigg and realized they deal with jerks like that every day, and that's along with the LE threat.

Glad to see/read this report, D.
Also sounds like Tutu is another great-visit lady at OS.

Thanks for the report, bud.

J


[QUOTE=Daszear]I was having some post valentines blue and was in need of cheering up. I called ahead to see how busy it was. The mamasan answered on like the second ring asked me if i needed directions but I declined.

I showed up twenty minutes later was greet by a lovely curvy korean woman by the name of tutu. She took me by the hand and asked me the usual questions I was honest in my answers she was very pleasant. She had a playful demeanor to her very easy on the eyes. I felt the smoothness in her skin ,wonderful figure.

The ts was subpar but she was playful then on to the sauna. we ended up skipping the massage entirely i just couldn't wait to have my way with her. we went through a few position cg mish doggie lazy doggie. after I finshed she cleaned me up and she curled up next to me. We cuddled and talked or should i say i looked at her and listened while rubbing her silky body.

We ended the night with a brief kiss and her holding my hand as we left[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tuglover1]I'm going to have to agree with the points that J made Paul. Right off the bat you blew it. You should have done your research before leaving the house. One Spa is the easiest AMP to find and is in the most convenient location, in relation to the highway. If you had simply read the forum or better yet done an even simpler google search you would not of had any issue finding it. Your second mistake was attempting to talk to Mama on the phone, everyone knows they don't speak English and being rude to the person that set you up with a girl isn't going to "help" your experience anywhere. Thirdly, you show up with a coupon in an attempt to nickel and dime the place. Right there the girl already thinks you are broke and pathetic. You might look down at these girls for their profession but believe it or not they are making a lot more money than you think, and yes sometimes do have a snobby, even elitist attitude when they come across someone like you. Anyone ever notice the shoes these girls wear? Gucci, Fendi, Prada, LV. For those out of the loop we're talking $500+ a pair here. They can spot a cheap, broke slob from a mile away just from what you have on your feet. FS at OS is 60+140, always has been. So I don't know what you were thinking was going to happen when you showed up with a coupon and a 60 dollar tip, like J said these aren't SWs bro. Stick to the streets if you can't hang. One is still my all time favorite.

Uncle Tug[/QUOTE]Amen Uncle Tug,

Proper planning prevents poor performance.

We do not need to go to charm school or speak with "The Harvard accent".

I agree with your observations. After reading your post I can now recall how many times I have been complemented on my shoes, or my "color" combination's (this isn't queer eye for the AMP here).

I am sure the ladies at the AMP have their own "games" trying to "read" us as much as we think we can "read" them.

Friends,
Regarding the deluge of OS posts/responses , lets remind ourselves of some certain undeniable facts:

There are good guys and bad guys out there ( in this venue and ALL others)

The bad guys always make the good guys look all that much better.

With that said, on my next trip to OS, I will be complimentary, I will smile, I will arrive freshly showered, I will put my donation on the table prior to being asked, and most of all, because of all of the above, I WILL have a great encounter!

pwH

I was pissed after not before. Get off your high horses you were not there I was. I was not being a dick to this woman. I treated her with respect jeez excuse me for having a coupon you creeps, others have done so and have recommended one should do that. Whaa he is so cheap what a pack of idiots you are. Aaah you keep the two cents. For two cents I can call my mother in Mexico. Go flash your big wads if you want. Oh by the way I was looking forward to a massage. I did not get one. Whaaaa you should not have been so cheeep whaaa coupon whaaaa. She had a bad attitude simple as that. Newbie ruin it for everyone whaaa. If I had a good experience I would have posted that as well. I just won't be back to One. Just to add flames to the flames I drove from MA. Whaaa Masshole whaaa. The girls are beautiful there, Mou Mou was nice, there place is nice. There you go feel better about my OS experience.

Thanks,

Paul

You act/post like a spoiled 8 year old and wonder why we come down on you?!?
GROW UP and start acting like a man!!
I'm done with you.


[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]I was pissed after not before. Get off your high horses you were not there I was. I was not being a dick to this woman. I treated her with respect jeez excuse me for having a coupon you creeps, others have done so and have recommended one should do that. Whaa he is so cheap what a pack of idiots you are. Aaah you keep the two cents. For two cents I can call my mother in Mexico. Go flash your big wads if you want. Oh by the way I was looking forward to a massage. I did not get one. Whaaaa you should not have been so cheeep whaaa coupon whaaaa. She had a bad attitude simple as that. Newbie ruin it for everyone whaaa. If I had a good experience I would have posted that as well. I just won't be back to One. Just to add flames to the flames I drove from MA. Whaaa Masshole whaaa. The girls are beautiful there, Mou Mou was nice, there place is nice. There you go feel better about my OS experience.

Thanks,

Paul[/QUOTE]

Paul,
One Spa has been great for me the few times I've visited and I drive down from MA too. I bet half the customers of the RI spas are from MA and there is nothing even close to comparison in MA. The service and quality of girls are top notch, not to mention the consistency of it too. I've been mongering in Asia, Tijuana, Costa Rica and New England, One Spa ranks up there. The only thing is the price is higher than other countries, but we are in the US. I haven't been back to One Spa in a while only because I've been spending all my money on mongering trips outside the country. Anyways, you're better off the sw's.

Cloude

[QUOTE=Olepapa]Who did you see? I saw Angel a few weeks ago, nothing special. I was wondering if there was another girls who was better.[/QUOTE]

I did not get her name. She seemed to be the only one there at the time. Maybe in her 40's, 5'7", medium build, seemingly very poor English. I'm pretty sure it was the same girl I met during my last visit there about 7 months ago. That place makes me want to take a break from the hobby every time.
-BL