Massage Parlor Reports

I didn't want to go home and shower after the gym so I checked around to see who had a table shower.

First contact was with the new place on Walnut and 99. They said they had one so I headed over. Walked in the back door and an old lady took me to the lobby. I asked about the table shower and she said they didn't have one. Then another lady walks out and says its 10.00 extra. Before I can pull my money out some dude comes out and says its $20.00.

I'm looking to relax. This was not relaxing. Out the door I went.

Then I shot up 99 to Spring. Now I went here many years ago and know they have a table shower. Walk in and it smells like granny just dropped a giant one and didn't turn the fan on. I asked for a table shower and half hour. She said no.

Out the door I went.

My last stop was 99 and hall by Joanne's. They said no table shower, but they do have a normal shower. I figured I could work with that. Ruby was available and I hadn't seen her before. This was sounding like a good way to end my adventure. 10 minutes later I'm inside. The oldest lady I've seen in that place greets me. She starts to lead me to the room and I ask about the shower.

She says "no shower, 2 girls". I tell her the person on the phone said they had a shower. She repeats herself.

Out the door I went.

I wanted nothing more than to give some nice lady a large handful of my hard earned money. No dice that night.

Starlight has a great table shower but I've been shorted on time both visits.

Recommendations?

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5565296]My last stop was 99 and hall by Joanne's. They said no table shower, but they do have a normal shower. I figured I could work with that. Ruby was available and I hadn't seen her before. This was sounding like a good way to end my adventure. 10 minutes later I'm inside. The oldest lady I've seen in that place greets me. She starts to lead me to the room and I ask about the shower.[/QUOTE]Ruby is definitely not old; I'd say 30's / petite. You must've gotten someone else.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;5563428]I posted recently about my unsuccessful attempt to see Ella at Green Touch. Here's my experience today.

Phone Call 1.

Me: Hi. Is Ella working today?

Her: Yes. When would like an appointment?

Me: I'll need to call back later when I know my schedule.

Phone Call 2.

Me: Hi. Is Ella still available today?

Her: Yes.

Me: I would like to make an appointment for 1 pm.

Her: OK.[/QUOTE]This place does this all the time. They also run the place across from home Depot and Chucky cheese in Beaverton. It's sad, because they occasionally have good, young, attractive providers that give good massages (never anything more than HE, which is fine for me). But, lately you can't trust anything they say. So, I'm looking for a new place to go.

Ella doesn't work there anymore. I told her to text me if she starts working somewhere else locally. She was fantastic. Before that they had Tina at the other place near Chucky Cheese, and she was also fantastic. The main lady that runs the place (I forget her name) is actually ok too, gives a good massage, has big old tiddies, relatively flat tummy, mid to late 30's, ok with OTC. But I don't know, something about the others I liked better. And the lying over the phone just sucks and is a huge disappointment when you finally make the drive over there to realize you've been lied to.

I tried the nearby Lucky instead of this place recently, kind of a sad, depraved place. The room had a massage table and a bed where the lady clearly sleeps at night. She was not particularly attractive. On the flip, she just puts a cover on without asking, and climbs aboard. I'm like. Ok? At the end she's disappointed I can't tip her hundreds of dollars, because I didn't bring that much money with me, because I wasn't expecting someone to jump my bones. Fucked up place.

Man, if there was a place that had reasonably attractive talent, 20's-30's, gave decent massage, didn't short on time, didn't lie over the phone, gave decent HE (even with no sex). They could easily charge double and I'd gladly pay it. But I understand that the gray area of legality probably makes it risky to invest a lot in this kind of business. Shame.

Is it just me or anyone? Yes for me running dry mostly in many places compared to few months before, I visited that Lucky and met Kimi or mimi, don't remember exactly, she quoted 60 for HE, and when I said 50 and was ready for 100-120 FS, she laughed. I Left.

[QUOTE=NewLook146;5567200]Is it just me or anyone? Yes for me running dry mostly in many places compared to few months before, I visited that Lucky and met Kimi or mimi, don't remember exactly, she quoted 60 for HE, and when I said 50 and was ready for 100-120 FS, she laughed. I Left.[/QUOTE]I haven't had that experience, almost the opposite in fact. I have noticed there is a large element of YMMV. I have a few regular places but try to hit up a new spot pretty frequently. There is no lack of variety! Being clean, friendly, and firm on price usually leads to a mutually satisfying outcome.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5563732]There was a linda girl there at natures I was told she is working went and got there oh its her day off, in which it is her day off forever because she doesn't work there anymore. This linda is at the newest corner of the vortex in tualatin if anyone cares to know.[/QUOTE]I had a Linda at Tualatin. She looked 30's, average body. Massage was okay and was standard finish. Probably won't repeat.

Went a few days ago. Not the best experience. I do bet the girls read this site, would not repeat there. No details as I do not need to make my self known as unlikely as that would happen. But jackhammered and upsell for tips is a turnoff and not much in the way others.

Hope your experiences are great. Its always an adventure. The good thing is Girls always move on after a while. So I will give it 6 months or so before I might think about trying it again.

On a side note. How do you fellows rememember which place was great or so so. By the time I want to go again. I cannot remember which one I got great service at and where it was. Are you guys keeping notes? I tried to put a private folder in my phone for MPs. But was not good at keeping it up.

Have a great day out there.

[QUOTE=********;5567968]Went a few days ago. Not the best experience. I do bet the girls read this site, would not repeat there. No details as I do not need to make my self known as unlikely as that would happen. But jackhammered and upsell for tips is a turnoff and not much in the way others.

Hope your experiences are great. Its always an adventure. The good thing is Girls always move on after a while. So I will give it 6 months or so before I might think about trying it again.

On a side note. How do you fellows rememember which place was great or so so. By the time I want to go again. I cannot remember which one I got great service at and where it was. Are you guys keeping notes? I tried to put a private folder in my phone for MPs. But was not good at keeping it up.

Have a great day out there.[/QUOTE]I do tend to make a quick note. Example the Angels on hall are avoid in my book. First experience angel was very attractive but her attitude was awful and upsell. Rushed massage. Then came to oral treatment she demanded a bag. I said no just use hand. Jackhamner and she was so disinterested seemed like she hated the job.

Had notes that lala was there. Called they said it was her and it was not. Luckys has been a hit for me because of my regular but am looking elsewhere as she is not into BBBJ.

Another note is Lisa on the Sunnyside of things. I noted possible greek. Did not happen but my finger was in with no complaints. 1. 2 for pop. If you can keep going after pop she will keep going. When you stop she will call it.

I do one or two word notes to jog the memory.

Thanks! My uncle's cat said the workers there were pushy for extra roses but will likely try again!

[QUOTE=Noobie92;5565226]Your friend might have dreamt he wound up in a Wonderland at 13X and Sandy, where all the girls are beautiful and all the finishes are standard. Table showers available.

The girls can be bashful at first and I think maybe they are trained or agree with one another not to be too overly friendly with anyone at first because the few I've experienced all had the same quiet manner at first. But find the one you like and you can develop a fun little relationship. I wound up finding a Chinese girl who studied Spanish in university and we could communicate both in our second language much better than in English. So nice to actually get to know someone.

They always text back to tell me if who I want to see is available and will keep appointment when you show up.

It'a usually fairly quiet there. But occasionally they get busy and so they might be tired. One time, the last 15 minutes of my massage a girl asked me to massage her because she needed a break and she really took a load off and enjoyed a nice back and foot rub from me.

For all of the other dreamers, again -- all finishes here are standard. I have offered money, I have put in the time visiting multiple times per week all of September that I have been visiting Portland for work -- requests for more are always met with a gentle smile and shake of the head.[/QUOTE]

I hadn't realized there was a third corner to create a triangle, but I've had experience with the other two places so it was easy to narrow down which to target. I've reviewed previous experiences of one on here before. The other is pretty much legit as far as my visits have led me to believe but the full 90 minute massages are outstanding and the last time I was in, the masseuse tolerated my open self play.

So today I went to visit the third location and it was maybe the best AMP experience I've had. Young girl, late 20's to early 30's, nice body. I ask for the hour at $70. She takes me to the room and when I strip, I just sit naked on the side of the table waiting for her. Upon her return, she notices the Trojan I've left sitting on the table and she laughs coyly. She asks if I want the thrusting motion she demonstrates and I say yes. She asks for 200 but I say I've only got 130 left after the house fee. She says ok. She strips and I spend a good amount of time sucking her tits. Then she goes to CBJ and CFS. Then she points to her pussy and asks "you want?" I nod and let her lay on the table, spreadeagled. I spend a long time DATY and she is delicious. When she can't handle any more, we switch places and she gives me a HJ finish. After cleaning me up, she completes the time massaging my feet and legs with an effort that was good enough for me at that point. Maybe slightly short on time but not bad. They had a couple other visitors arrive while I was there and my girl never left -- there was at least one other woman there (didn't get a good look at her), and she took care of everything else while I got the attention I paid for. I will happily repeat. Definitely a very Pleasant Afternoon.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5563409]Good Karma indeed. I quoted only because I had a similar experience.

I have been wanting to try SARAPDX for sometime now. Recently I did text tag with her and ended up cancelling. This morning I text her and asked if I could see her today she simply replied "NOPE".

I heard she was particular and moody, I guess its true. Ok now for my good Karma.
[/QUOTE]Save yourself the grief and disappointment (unless that's your thing) and bypass the hunt for Sarapdx.

[QUOTE=Craniack;5568366]Thanks! My uncle's cat said the workers there were pushy for extra roses but will likely try again![/QUOTE]Yes they have gotten to be that way, have not went for months because of that. Have some nice girls at times though.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;5567786]I had a Linda at Tualatin. She looked 30's, average body. Massage was okay and was standard finish. Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Her massage game is weak, need mileage to get extra, as in more than a hj , she likes cash prob too much for what you get , she is mid 40's and looks good for her age, she has worked at 4 different places I know of since February.

[QUOTE=Noobie92;5565226]Your friend might have dreamt he wound up in a Wonderland at 13X and Sandy, where all the girls are beautiful and all the finishes are standard. Table showers available.

The girls can be bashful at first and I think maybe they are trained or agree with one another not to be too overly friendly with anyone at first because the few I've experienced all had the same quiet manner at first. But find the one you like and you can develop a fun little relationship. I wound up finding a Chinese girl who studied Spanish in university and we could communicate both in our second language much better than in English. So nice to actually get to know someone.

They always text back to tell me if who I want to see is available and will keep appointment when you show up.

It'a usually fairly quiet there. But occasionally they get busy and so they might be tired. One time, the last 15 minutes of my massage a girl asked me to massage her because she needed a break and she really took a load off and enjoyed a nice back and foot rub from me.

For all of the other dreamers, again -- all finishes here are standard. I have offered money, I have put in the time visiting multiple times per week all of September that I have been visiting Portland for work -- requests for more are always met with a gentle smile and shake of the head.[/QUOTE]I had that dream today, and it was as described. Standard half hour with very good pressure, honestly one of the best massages I've had. On the flip, brief negotiation and all access to a frankly tremendous rack. Standard HE, would definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5568615]I hadn't realized there was a third corner to create a triangle, but I've had experience with the other two places so it was easy to narrow down which to target. I've reviewed previous experiences of one on here before. The other is pretty much legit as far as my visits have led me to believe but the full 90 minute massages are outstanding and the last time I was in, the masseuse tolerated my open self play.

So today I went to visit the third location and it was maybe the best AMP experience I've had. Young girl, late 20's to early 30's, nice body. I ask for the hour at $70. She takes me to the room and when I strip, I just sit naked on the side of the table waiting for her. Upon her return, she notices the Trojan I've left sitting on the table and she laughs coyly. She asks if I want the thrusting motion she demonstrates and I say yes. She asks for 200 but I say I've only got 130 left after the house fee. She says ok. She strips and I spend a good amount of time sucking her tits. Then she goes to CBJ and CFS. Then she points to her pussy and asks "you want?" I nod and let her lay on the table, spreadeagled. I spend a long time DATY and she is delicious. When she can't handle any more, we switch places and she gives me a HJ finish. After cleaning me up, she completes the time massaging my feet and legs with an effort that was good enough for me at that point. Maybe slightly short on time but not bad. They had a couple other visitors arrive while I was there and my girl never left -- there was at least one other woman there (didn't get a good look at her), and she took care of everything else while I got the attention I paid for. I will happily repeat. Definitely a very Pleasant Afternoon.[/QUOTE]Where about is this triangle in the Tualitin area. I'd like to explore the triangle for myself.