If at first you don't succed
[QUOTE=Paulson; 1289448]Would you please except my deepest apologies, I did not mean to offend anyone. I did not know that it was only one way to write a review, and that there is one judge to its validity (seniors). I will return to my hole, and continue to read only. I seem to not understand what the forum is all about, and what its members are looking for in a report. I was under the assumption, it was about sharing experience and thoughts as well as reports, I stand corrected. Now I know why I keep seeing only a hand full of people posting reports. I, along with a few others I would guess, just don't know how to post, and need to learn more about it, before trying again. I will dedicate myself to the newbie section and hope to learn how to post. Have good day
PS. I still don't understand what else you wanted to know in my post, it was all there. Just had to think a little, or just simply ask![/QUOTE]Try again. It's as if there are two different Paulsons posting reports. The first, as Satya so clearly descibed was rambling and incoherent. Your last post, which I quoted, was quite succint and non- muddle headed. If I may offer you some advice, it would be to not post after you've had too much to drink or whatever it was that was clouding your thoughts. Your contribution is still appreciated none the less.
Auld Lang Syne (de·fi·ance)
You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum, and anytime someone has said something you don't like, you slam them. It has been that way for as long as I have been reading the forum. I understand your complaint with me, and I will work on cleaning it up a bit, but if I gave a shit about what was being said, I most likely would not have posted again, but you know what, find a tall bridge, don't read what I write, And I will not be writing it for you to read.
I am not a writer, and I can't write very well, but I like to write, as you can tell by my long post. I only wish I could write a post as good as FordmanPlayer (a senior with his first post, ya right,). Point taken, and I see how it is done, here is my problem, I went back 20 pages on the forum, back to July. Not once did I see anything like what fordmanplayer posted. Where are you guys that are so forth coming, beside ready to bang someone around that can say more than a grunt or two. Here is the thing, if I understand what I wrote and one other person understand what I wrote, then who are you to tell me I can't do it that way.
I like to give a picture a background; yes I may go off on a tangent about the fucking blue wall that was in the room. You may not want to hear about that, cool, move on. No one is holding your head making you look at it. And for everyone that call themselves giving me advice, and got shitted on by me, sorry. It not what you said, but how you said it. If I ramble on with one letter for a full page, how and the hell does that hurt you. You want to help me, post some stuff I don't already know, everyone here knows what is happening, where its happening, we know how much (except for the private places) and most cases after a few pages we know their names. How many ways can you tell the same story? Becomes boring after a while, there is more than one way to tell a story, a maze to some, a story to others. I was not going to post again, and I know that would have made some happy, but after hearing from my ninth senior, telling me about how they did not understand what I was saying, when I know dam well with a little effort, they could have, I changed my mind. Fuck um, you will not like me, I am ok with that. I have had just as much fun, if not more then you, and have never gotten any help from you. Yes I read the forum, and yes there have been info from those very people I am talking about, so they do help some. But I am a hands on kind of guy. Tell me shit I don't know or shut up, don't reply to my post, ignore me. Now I know there will be those that will lock in on parts of this and try to tell me where I am wrong, well I am done with that part, I will make my post, and I hope to put, if not information about what is being done, and where, maybe what I want to have done, who knows some of this may rub off and we may start something new. Like all the hidden souls out there that want to post, maybe some funny shit, maybe some sexy shit, something that happened in a straight place, where they got lucky, a place they can't divulge, but makes for a good story.
I am no longer looking for information, just looking to share with those that are not playing this I am better poster bullshit. This is the last time I am replying to anything except for information about fun; for those that don't know what that mean, sticking my Johnson into something (plain enough) all that other stuff is stuff that I don't care about. This may be a joke to some, but there are others that feel as I do Even tho they also may not like how I write or understand what I am saying in some cases, they know I am right about a lot of cobwebs in here. May not be able to make it any better, but I am not leaving, and I don't think I can make it any worse.
PS. Keep it to your self's, I really don't want to hear it unless it has something to do with me getting it wet (vague).