The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4304470]You have to be a prostitute to get cock my pal Yrag?

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4304744]In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL![/QUOTE]Georgie! You have no idea what you're talkin' about. She looks terrific. You must have missed it when she posted some very recent pics a while back to settle the "how do you look today" question a cpl other bonehead mongers were harassing her about. When she did everyone STFU! The girl looks GOOD! (I actually know).

So now can we get back to regular business?

Dear Swagalicious,

Have you invited the mailman inside for a cup of coffee yet? Or asked him to help you open a jar of pickles?

Sincerely,

Wondering in Daytona.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4305182]Do you realize you answered yes to me having to prostitute to get cock then came back with the same lame ass granny shit that's more played out and ridiculous. Everyone ages, like yourself that has to pay to get the young girls that wouldn't give a shot unless they are being paid. Send me pics of the heroine junkies and drug addicts in their tweenies when they are my age and we'll compare the aging process. You think some douchebag on here has any effect on me with their oral stupidity?. I don't have to leave my house to get on, the sexy mail man has a liking for me and I'm I always go get the mail in a tshirt and shorts with my hair in a ponytail. And I'm pretty sure he's at least 10 years younger then me.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4305733]There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'![/QUOTE]Yo As a proud postal employee. I have to take a offense to that remark. LOL. I love this Thread.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4306252]Again what makes you think I'm not getting dick? The difference is I get to choose if and when I want rather then being a prostitute that HAS to entertain old asses like you. As far as the mail man goes, when I'm being asked questions like am I single, always calling me sweet heart and hand delivering my mail instead of putting it in the box. LOL. I'm a very confident woman and nothing you say has any effect on my self esteem. Yrag why are you using your gay handle to harass me when you PM me as your real handle Yrag trying to be such a good guy even enticing me to other cities threads to start shit with you that you already are in being a douchebag.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]If you were getting any dick, we'd all know about it. You couldn't resist telling us all about it, just like the time you told us all about your "boyfriend" taking you off the market, and making a nice home for you. We all saw how long that lasted!

Sorry honey, but I'm sure the mail boy has a habit of being nice to ALL the old ladies in neighborhoods where he delivers mail. But when you're pushing 50 (only 3 more years), and been a hooker (not to mention the drugs) for at least a decade, you got nothin' left.

You can cake on all the makeup and post all the photos you want, but you haven't got the guts to post a clear topless photo to prove them tits ain't a saggin'!

As far as directing you towards the Cincinnati thread, that was to further stick up for yourself against old RogerOver who had been here in the Rat Trap harrassing YOU, not because of shit "I" had started.

I'd say enjoy the good life, you've earned it. But in reality, you're only sponging off some well-to-do relatives. We'll see how long that lasts. LOL!

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4306721]Red Head Nikki
YMMV always applies on here. TalkStory seems to have posted an honest review of his experience on this young lady but now I see a lot of guy's are making this lady the holy grail. What I've experienced here in Orlando is ton's of over hyped reviews on a lot of girls that don't meet high quality.

Mitch is a great author in my mind but it's getting to be way over the top with pure silliness. To each his own but keep in mind that other monger's all are entitled to their opinion. This is just a hobby. Not real life gentlemen.[/QUOTE]I'm confused my Regular Member bro. You call my review of Nikki "pure silliness" and imply we should instead rely on the "honest review" of another member who has less than 50 reviews. Yet YOU YOURSELF wrote a glowing review of Nikki not too long ago (as have many Senior Members). I'll quote it below to refresh your recollection, LOL.

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4284374]Altamonte Redhead Nikki Review
I fully concur with past reviews of this beautiful young redhead. Communication was via text and was great. She sent me a couple of pic's and she looked even better in person. Super hot sexy body and I was in heaven the entire time. Nikki is a pleasure to be around and I highly recommend her.

Absolutely will repeat.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you're a retired pilot and no longer flying because you might forget to put your landing gear down or something, LOL.

SYM.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4306788]If you were getting any dick, we'd all know about it. You couldn't resist telling us all about it, just like the time you told us all about your "boyfriend" taking you off the market, and making a nice home for you. We all saw how long that lasted!

Sorry honey, but I'm sure the mail boy has a habit of being nice to ALL the old ladies in neighborhoods where he delivers mail. But when you're pushing 50 (only 3 more years), and been a hooker (not to mention the drugs) for at least a decade, you got nothin' left.

You can cake on all the makeup and post all the photos you want, but you haven't got the guts to post a clear topless photo to prove them tits ain't a saggin'!

As far as directing you towards the Cincinnati thread, that was to further stick up for yourself against old RogerOver who had been here in the Rat Trap harrassing YOU, not because of shit "I" had started.

I'd say enjoy the good life, you've earned it. But in reality, you're only sponging off some well-to-do relatives. We'll see how long that lasts. LOL![/QUOTE]"Swags" is an extremely beautiful, intelligent, and sexy "retired" gamester. It must really frustrate you that she no longer sees random whoevers.

She's got it figured out. Obviously, you can't.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4308875]"Swags" is an extremely beautiful, intelligent, and sexy "retired" gamester. It must really frustrate you that she no longer sees random whoevers.

She's got it figured out. Obviously, you can't.[/QUOTE]Oh, I have it figured out. My last post speaks for itself. I guess the truth hurts!

Have a nice / White Knight!

LOL!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4309780]You can't help a member like YragYrag that uses his alter ego George to harass woman then use his real handle to be chummy through PM and try to draw me in to other threads he's starting shit in. I obviously stopped falling for that fake ass shit. Hell he was writing reviews on Dallass and using old pics in his reviews as confirmed by Dallas as she said she hadn't been on the board in 2 years yet someone ehem had a add made using her old pics LOL. Pretty sad for sure. Write fake fake reviews and use old pics. I specifically told her Yrag was writing reviews and she went shhhhh I haven't even seen him in over a year she started dancing at Rachael's. What a loser.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Guess you haven't been keeping up with the board Swags, old YragYrag has been banned.

And as I said before, as far as directing you towards the Cincinnati thread, that was to further stick up for yourself against old RogerOver who had been here in the Rat Trap harrassing YOU, not because of shit "I" had started.

I saw Dallas once (years ago now), wrote one review, and posted photos I took on that occasion. I defy you to find a review I wrote stating that I had seen her more than that once!

The truth seems to hurt you, so you make up your own lies and think if you repeat them enough, they will be taken as sacred. Fake News Swags; that's your new name.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4309181]Oh, I have it figured out. My last post speaks for itself. I guess the truth hurts!

Have a nice / White Knight!

LOL![/QUOTE]Thanks alot Georgie. Your getting much better at not getting any in your eye. Keep practicing!

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4310790][b]Oh just blow me already[/b]

Thanks alot Georgie. Your getting much better at not getting any in your eye. Keep practicing![/QUOTE]We're all very sorry for you, NoFear.

But just because you can't get a woman to give you a blowjob doesn't mean you should come on a forum about pussy, and solicit a blowjob from another man!

I have no problem with you being gay, but just leave me out of your gay drama because I don't swing that way.

I'm a young man and she's right up stifflers mom alley.

[QUOTE=Jmoedb;4311277]I'm a young man and she's right up Stifflers mom alley.[/QUOTE]She's way better looking than Stifflers mom. I was a lot like Stiffler in high school, right down to helping my buddies get laid and having a mom like that!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4311040]We're all very sorry for you, NoFear.

But just because you can't get a woman to give you a blowjob doesn't mean you should come on a forum about pussy, and solicit a blowjob from another man!

I have no problem with you being gay, but just leave me out of your gay drama because I don't swing that way.[/QUOTE]That would mean you have friends on here Georgie. You don't! I on the other hand do!

And "just blow me" isn't a solicitation for you to actually blow me. It's like saying, "Go fuck yourself ". That you don't know the difference is just more proof that you "don't get it" ya numbskull. LOL.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4311494]That would mean you have friends on here Georgie. You don't! I on the other hand do!

And "just blow me" isn't a solicitation for you to actually blow me. It's like saying, "Go fuck yourself ". That you don't know the difference is just more proof that you "don't get it" ya numbskull. LOL.[/QUOTE]All your friends are certainly glad to hear you have NoFear of gays. LOL!

But really, you're a pitiful, gay idiot.

I guess that was your best "[I]cum-back[/I]", huh?

LOL!

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4311494]That would mean you have friends on here Georgie. You don't![/QUOTE]I'm Georgie's friend! Right Georgie?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4311850]All your friends are certainly glad to hear you have NoFear of gays. LOL!

But really, you're a pitiful, gay idiot.

I guess that was your best "[I]cum-back[/I]", huh?

LOL![/QUOTE]The best I've got George. Why don't you try something different and try getting your brothers laid instead if harassing Savannah Swags?

[QUOTE=Nutted;4312889]I'm Georgie's friend! Right Georgie?[/QUOTE]Yeah, TH and I go way back. LOL!

LTD.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4312966]The best I've got George. Why don't you try something different and try getting your brothers laid instead if harassing Savannah Swags?[/QUOTE]Hey brothers, I hear NoFear is giving great head these days. I am also to understand he takes it up the ass real nice too.

Treat him like the queen he is, and she'll treat you like a king!

You can contact her here: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/private.php?do=newpm&u=558407[/URL].

OH SHIT!

One of the girls I used to fuck here in Orlando just appeared on BRCC porno.

When I made a clip of myself fucking her she was into it. Knew she liked making videos at the time but didn't know she went all the way! Hope she gives me loyal friend discount the next time I see her lmao!

I think she used the video I fucked her in as her promotional video for these agencies lmao!!! Porn dick hello!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4313470]OH SHIT!

One of the girls I used to fuck here in Orlando just appeared on BRCC porno.

When I made a clip of myself fucking her she was into it. Knew she liked making videos at the time but didn't know she went all the way! Hope she gives me loyal friend discount the next time I see her lmao!

I think she used the video I fucked her in as her promotional video for these agencies lmao!!! Porn dick hello![/QUOTE]OMG! If she takes off, at least you can claim you help "launch" her career. LOL.

Next question, how was she?

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4313470]OH SHIT!

One of the girls I used to fuck here in Orlando just appeared on BRCC porno.

When I made a clip of myself fucking her she was into it. Knew she liked making videos at the time but didn't know she went all the way! Hope she gives me loyal friend discount the next time I see her lmao!

I think she used the video I fucked her in as her promotional video for these agencies lmao!!! Porn dick hello![/QUOTE]Too funny, I literally just got done watching that video. She looks like she's fun. Does anal like a seasoned pro!

[QUOTE=DarkKnight2K;4313577]OMG! If she takes off, at least you can claim you help "launch" her career. LOL.

Next question, how was she?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lotsoffun201;4313606]Too funny, I literally just got done watching that video. She looks like she's fun. Does anal like a seasoned pro![/QUOTE]Her pussy was very tight and we needed lube.

She was just as awkward in real life as she was in the video. Her blowjob is just as awkward too.

Hope she gets big so I can brag for sure. Then I'll have a connect to hook me up with some pornstars. So I'm not a random creep trying to bang one LOL. I'll upload a few pics from video with her.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4312629]Glad to see you're doing well! As many times as we saw each other I assume granny Swags was a delight!

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Lots of fun times.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4314498]I find the entire "granny" Swags to be nothing but jealous poppycock. First of all I'm not even grandma age as well as the "residents hens" for the majority are older then me and StankyStuff that advertises 38 is actually in her 40's, same as me. No one can break me, I feel pity and sad for the idiots that have nothing better to do then to try to make themselves feel superior by writing rubbish and poppycock!

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Just because you may not actually have any grandchildren doesn't mean you're not grandma age.

I was a grandfather at 43, and I've known grandmothers as young as 36.

You're just about to turn 47, so you're WELL within the grandma age range.

Just sayin'!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4315089]Since their is quit a bit of granny issues on the board, Have no fear, Super Sexy Mighty Oz has your back LOL.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Surprised that you would try to defend yourself against grandma accusations by drawing attention to that particular pic.

Your inference is that you think all those grannies look desirable ([I]similar to what you see when you look in the mirror, I guess[/I]), but unfortunately all those grannies sure look like they've been ridden hard and put up wet. They got nothin' left; just like you!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4315710]Surprised that you would try to defend yourself against grandma accusations by drawing attention to that particular pic.

Your inference is that you think all those grannies look desirable ([I]similar to what you see when you look in the mirror, I guess[/I]), but unfortunately all those grannies sure look like they've been ridden hard and put up wet. They got nothin' left; just like you![/QUOTE]Tell me something buddy boy. How many years do I have go back to find a post where you actually write a post where you fucked a girl? I went back god only knows how many posts probably hundreds 2019,2018, 2017,2016 and NOT ONE post about pussy. Just harrassment and name calling and you congratulating your buds when THEY get sum pussy, not you Georgie poo!

You got to be a queer buddy! You take my insult telling you to " blow me", a thing us NY street punks said to each other all the time (before the first fight that immediately followed) and turned it into a homosexual invitation from me? What the fuck is the matter with you??

You got to be a faggot!

1. You don't fuck girls.

2. You bash women.

3. You prefer to congratulate your buddies when they get sum pussy instead of actually getting pussy for real.

If it's because you are a sad old used up POS who is a prostrate cancer survivor I apologize.

But I have it on pretty good authority your an ugly disgusting nasty dirty old crud who likes to occasionally abuse Streetwalkers because you can't get it up. YOU ARE USELESS TO THE GIRLS AND BOARD. Sorry for ya buddy boy!

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4317483]Tell me something buddy boy. How many years do I have go back to find a post where you actually write a post where you fucked a girl? I went back god only knows how many posts probably hundreds 2019,2018, 2017,2016 and NOT ONE post about pussy. Just harrassment and name calling and you congratulating your buds when THEY get sum pussy, not you Georgie poo!

You got to be a queer buddy! You take my insult telling you to " blow me", a thing us NY street punks said to each other all the time (before the first fight that immediately followed) and turned it into a homosexual invitation from me? What the fuck is the matter with you??

You got to be a faggot!

1. You don't fuck girls.

2. You bash women.

3. You prefer to congratulate your buddies when they get sum pussy instead of actually getting pussy for real.

If it's because you are a sad old used up POS who is a prostrate cancer survivor I apologize.

But I have it on pretty good authority your an ugly disgusting nasty dirty old crud who likes to occasionally abuse Streetwalkers because you can't get it up. YOU ARE USELESS TO THE GIRLS AND BOARD. Sorry for ya buddy boy![/QUOTE]I call you out as the FAGGOT that you are, and all you can do is write a big long post trying to turn the story around. Typical tactic of a closet-faggot.

We all know you would have come out of the closet on your own much eatlier, except you discovered there was another man in the closet with you! Just what kind of fun have you been having in there in the dark? Strike that request, we'd really rather not know!

I don't have to explain myself to you, but since you asked -- and this is all information you would already know had you REALLY looked at my posts (you POS liar).

1) GeorgeMason only appears in The Rat Trap (no other threads), and we don't post pussy reviews here (DUH, NoFear).

2) And accordingly, GeorgeMason never congratulated others on getting pussy here, because that isn't discussed here.

3) GeorgeMason does not harrass "women", only one "woman" because of her prior affiliation with someone who was a disgusting frequent contributor to The Rat Trap.

And you got SHIT on "[I]pretty good authority[/I]" about who I am! Even Granny Swags has no real clue about me. I saw her once, and after the literally hundreds of men she's been with, she couldn't honestly tell you whether I'm young or old, short or tall, slim or fat, long hair or short hair or no hair.

Go back in the closet with your "friend" where you belong.

And I'm not your "buddy boy". He's in the closet. See, you even have the faggot lingo down pat!