Day Spa (Formally known as Victoria Day Spa on Normandy) review
Well gents, this will be a story of snatching a small victory from the jaws of defeat at a little place called Day Spa.
I was greeted by a mamasan and did what most of us did, go wait in a room after payment (65 for half). I was a bit worried because there was a sign there basically saying "Don't ask for extras or you'll be thrown out". I thought about leaving right then but just said "At least I'll get a massage". I was greeted by a older looking asian woman (thirties) and the session started. Now if your expecting at least a massage, you're better off going southside because almost no effort went towards that, just a few light passes for 5 minutes. BUT there was some light at the end of the tunnel. Convos about extras happened and despite gesturing "mouth", she offered h. E.
Now here's where things start to go south (and not in a good way) , she ask for 60, YES 60, for a HE and I was like "fuck no" and talked it down to 50 and should have gone to 40 but the little brain did not allow rational thought (seriously 60 for a he from some dusty mean older chick, no thanks). So after the negotiations were finished she pulls down her top and there were some pretty nice looking home grown boobs, BUT there was no touching. I mean none, not even her arm, and when I did my hand was slapped.
As I was laying there thinking "Damn just wasted $.65 for a third person H. E.", I decided not to finish and instead tried her out (Yes she was going to work for that $.15 third person HE rip off). So after a while she got tired and said "Ok you do it". Now it was time to set the trap, she gets on the massage table and stands and bends over in front of me, which was nice but basically live porn instead of the free porn I could have watched online since they both include no touching. So then I start working, knowing that I wouldn't get much satisfaction but I would at least give you guys a good story. Right when I get ready to launch I adjusted trajectory and FIRE!
I don't know how I did it, but it was like hitting some kind of arc / curve shot and it hit her hair, face, legs, and vag. She yelps when she feels the direct hits, and mumbles something angrily in Korean then says "Oh shit, you got shit on my hair" (In broken engrish of course). She then said "Why you don't warn me", and I'm thinking "You didn't warn me about the terrible service, I think we're even". While she's in the mirror searching for more snow flakes I try my best to not bust out laughing.
As she's panic wiping herself off I say "Oh sorry didn't know that would happen" (Well I knew, but didn't know it would be that successful) and she said "Yes you did" then she then left the room (most likely to tell mama-san she got a free protein shower) Then I left.
Overall the lady I saw was not young (ok body but wouldn't let you touch even her arm) , mean, mechanical, RUSHED, and expensive with basic menu that is NOT worth a combined $.15. I was warned against going to Day Spa because they forgot what customer service was, but went anyways to see if the westside had at least ONE good AMP, and it seems that it doesn't. I would not recommend going to Day Spa, if you want a good AMP experience drive on over to the southside (Pun intended)