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Monday Heat Stroke Recons:
Brought the Barefoot Brunette to work Monday morning & took a reverse recon home.
Sandy>82nd>JCB around 9:00 AM. Empty of all except one partially melted Flavel fuglie.
Not only did the Barefoot Brunette deplete my swimmers again Sunday night & this Monday morning before bringing her to work. She also finished the vanilla bean ice cream I had in freezer. Not only fucking rude in this heat wave as I had one scoop total out of the carton yesterday. With the copilot giving me her best "nah...I'm good" look as she sprawled in the conditioned section of house did a solo run JCB>82nd>Fremont at 5:00 for some Dungeness salad & replacement ice cream.
The stroll was fucking hot...mainly in a blast furnace in your face way. Hella' hot even w/ the truck AC not keeping up fully. I didn't want to be out & obviously all agreed w/ me.
Hot weather recon tip: check your Chapstick before opening on days like this. Liquid Chapstick looks suspiciously like a cum shot on a black shirt. Don't ask me how I found this out. SMDHS.
Recon Soundtrack: I forget...
Monday night:
With the temperature having dropped thirty degrees the copilot graced me w/ her presence on a JCB>82nd>Sandy recon as we picked up my favorite regular at PDX around 10:45 after her visit w/ folks in LA last week.
Empty until Unicorn where Sarah #1.5 was looking more mildewy than her usual sweaty self. No yelling at the unknown tonight.
Around the Sunny pawn shop a couple of chocolate cottage cheesed BSW were milling about. Visual Prozac I thought...Tyrone was near staying hydrated w/ a paper bag wrapped drink. I'd hazard a guess it wasn't a McFlurrie.
The "white trash" young blonde WSW I reported on earlier was near the oil change place still looking trashy in jean shorts & half shirt. When I have time I'd like to check her out.
Bagger's area was empty except for the leopard skin slip wearing healthy brunette WSW from Saturday's report. Still talking at windows too fucking long.
Merry's plane was on time & we chatted about her trip. No getting together tonight yet we are close to finalizing her coming out to my upcoming coast gig.
Only one still out was the healthy WSW brunette near Bagger's still talking at windows & Sara #30 had appeared near the Walgreen hedges.
Some PPD SUV & the silver SUV were out. Again Clackamas was absent.
Recon Soundtrack: Bob Dylan "Another Self Portrait" disc 1
Safe recons & life.
Sarah #5 on a scooter out Sandy way
On the way to the Country Club I saw Sarah #5 on a Scooter. I chortled my coffee.
Purely transportation no doubt but I couldn't help but remember multiple Walkers through the years being resourceful. I've seen Walkers on longboards, bicycles and vehicles doing business. Multiple times through the years I've had them lock their shit up, throw your shit in the back, or have your fucking Kyle watch your shit, come with me.
Also Wa. Plates red Toyota truck you're obvious, but you have a seasoned route. I quartered back today to watch your style, you didn't disappoint.
I saw your head on a swivel Sandy way. I saw you pull around Rodeway, I saw you slow down around Frolics. I saw you spin backside Fremont and poke out by Baggers. Nice Recon at McDs. Down Glenhaven hill I saw you break at States and spin around Pho Oregon parking lot. You hit every spot South, including Taboo parking lot.
I suggest spinning through every third spot. It's just too obvious. Anyway I half applaud you, half wise up.
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Friday Night Recon: Another Redhead
Headed out w/ that copilot JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # between 10:00>11:30.
Had a rendezvous planned at Bagger's bench at 11:00 but got ghosted by the Barefoot Brunette tonight so my evening was wide open to do a bit of recon.
Was only half paying attention & just past Harney when spotted a younger shoulder length blonde WSW in cutoff jean shorts over black stockings looking at cars. It took me a minute get turned around only to see her getting in a truck at Standard. A new one to me & she looked cute especially for the Hooterville dumpster fire area.
Had just about recovered from that rare South doe when at mid-block just before Bybee a WSW redhead in modest yet tight red dress showing off some cleavage topped by some heels. Wait... what...where the fuck am I? Is this the fucking South or did I drive into some hooker time warp. Thrown off completely, she smiled & turned to watch me loop around & I came out at the Airgas lot to crickets. Did a few more concentrated recons w/ no sighting. Perhaps I'm suffering from delayed heat stroke. I know the trucks AC is as it needs recharge this upcoming week.
Sightings calmed down until Sunny Market where a couple BSW were around. No real chocolate cottage cheese spotted....yet..keep it moving Zavi..before the yawns start.
Empty all the way out to Sandy upper # & back to Baggers Bench. Parked at McFlurrie headquarters & texted Felice "I'm here" to radio silence. Decided to see what came out as I waited.
A younger light skinned long haired blonde BSW in shorts, matching blouse w/ straw hat appeared walking South. Not the best view of her face w/ that hat but she looked cute. Got scooped right at 7-11 lot driveway.
A land whale long haired blonde WSW in white walked a bit down Klickatat & made a deal. I've seen her before...unfortunately.
Seemed slow around Bagger's for a Saturday prime time. A few palpable punters circling steadily to no avail. Might have had something to w/ 7-11 delivering semi while blocking the rear driveway w/ driver hanging out for some reason. Or maybe it was just one of those stagnant nights.
Fuckwaffle land whale Denthead was working the area hard in flowered sack dress & orthopedic sneakers. Goofingly gesticulating at all & approaching cars to some's chagrin. Unbeknown to me I missed her first approach while texting the Barefoot Brunette. I had to go face down in copilots seat as she was headed right for me. With a final middle finger emoji text to Felice got the hell out of there as Denthead did a three point waddle turn & headed back my way. I took this as my divine cue to terminate stationary recon @ Bagger's.
Paraphrasing Joyce/Ulysses: tonight was turning into a nightmare from which I've yet to awake.
Heading South only reinforced my pussy premonitions w/ some serious chocolate cottage cheese BSW between Utopia>Glisan.
Then Sara #30 showing off her overtaking her chest burgeoning belly in tight shirt just past car wash. Yeah...this isn't improving...
Right about then turned my AC on for a breath of cooler air only to realize it wasn't cooling at all. Fucking wonderful...definitely time to give it up & head for the barn to put an end to tonight's tepidness & think on my upcoming work + pleasure coast trip combo.
Or so my complacent self...dumbly thought.
Just before Flavel again spotted the red dress redhead from earlier. Made sure she saw me pull up behind the trailer park hedge there. She did & hopped in saying "where'd ya' go earlier". Laughing I repeated the same & we headed to my place after a nice check of her pulling a tit out & w/ a reasonable ask for what I was craving I sped up some. Name was Raelynn but "Rae works", thirty & friendly w/ nice form filling that dress & nice DSL for a white girl.
After a requested drink headed to bedroom peeling off our clothes & fell tongue first into one another. Not thin but more real girl shapely hips & tiny belly. Really nice soft skin & naturals w / some sag & suckable nipples. Nice nails & makeup w/ one tramp stamp. Got my smell test in & was working my way down when she got those soft out lips around me & proceeded to lick, suck & gag w/ no direction from me. It was surprisingly good & I finished fairly fast w/ four days backup in that magic mouth. Only disappointed in the spit end but repaid her effort w/ a long round of wet & sloppy DATY that had her writhing around like a snake on hot pavement. A break led to some mutual oral until several variations of the main event where she was pushing back like a tugboat clawing my back as I pounded out the remainder of my dead swimmers into her warmth finally.
Vague about where she came from but hinted she's visiting for couple weeks. Didn't bother w/ a number since I've got a busy fucking work schedule coming up along w/ my non brunette favorite regular visiting for a few days at coast job. Dropped her off somewhat further South than I picked her up around 2:45.
I would be interested in a report of first blonde spotted earlier if anyone scoops her South.
Light PPD all night. None of the usual UC vehicles spotted. A Clackamas at the extreme South end when coming home followed me for a while until he figured I wasn't DUI.
Recon Soundtrack: Sonic Youth "Daydream Nation".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwJMOtfJbU[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
A Note From Copilot:
Happy Fourth of July to all canines & especially to all you humans refraining (so far) from the usual Civil War like bombardments. Thank you...the treats are on me.