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Stops up the plumbing pipes

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I cannot understand why they do not just flush them!

Does anyone have an answer for me?

Why not flush?

JJ[/QUOTE]

That is not valid but if they choose to believe that garbage then so be it.

Over and out. End of topic.

JJ

[QUOTE=A John]Stops up the plumbing pipes[/QUOTE]

Whatever you say USA Sex Guide Mayor.....
I`m sure you`ve got alot of Exp. in unclogging shit... lol,lol

Over and out. End of topic.


[QUOTE=Sleazebum]That is not valid but if they choose to believe that garbage then so be it.

Over and out. End of topic.

JJ[/QUOTE]

Will be near Alexandria for business. Looking for good AMP with HE.

I like Chinese, Korean, Japanese. Don't like 'them too skinny or too young. I like voluptuous but not fat.

Thanks

you two. Go to your corners and behave.

It seems to me that condoms (properly rolled up and disposed of in tissue) in the pipes don't stop up the system when the system is connected to city drains. But condoms in a septic system, now that can be a bad thing.

Condoms on the ground in the vacinity of an AMP... that's just an invitation for a raid.

AD

This past weekend decided to visit NSP. It has been almost a year (can hardly believe that) since my last visit which was absolutely sensational.

Greeted at the door by Micki (sp?). Escorts me upstairs to my room where I pay for an hour. I undress, Micki comes back and takes me to the shower room.

Micki is attractive but has to be pushing 50. Spoke excellent English. Nice figure for a 50 year old. TS was fine. Massage was fine. Finish was excellent.

Would I go back? Yes, but I would prefer a better TS experience and a better massage, both of which I have received at NSP in earlier visits.

Went to atmb on sunday.I got a young cutie but she was way to spendy.Wanted $$ for fs.I delclined.She then copped an attitude.On the way out I ran into 4 people coming in thru the back door.papasan was no where to be found.Neither was angie.I wonder if they have changed hands?I don't think I will return.

[QUOTE=Admin]Thread Starter.[/QUOTE]Need some adult help here. Am new to this environment but would like to acclimate. Would love to know where a couple/few massage parlors are in the Northern Virginia/Metro area where you get a massage AND MORE from attractive young Asians ladies, or anyone young and attractive for that matter. I can see there is a lot of experience on this site and would appreciate some guidance and any help would be greatly appreciated.

Steelinox.

Went to Lotus Comfort today in Woodbridge. Per my previous AMP run, a nice looking Korean woman had opened the door but told me to come back in a half hour, but I didn't want to wait at the time. I noted that she wasn't wearing a bra and had very loose-fitting clothing. Today I went back, she answered the door and I thought I'd have a good time. Wrong!

Her name is Amy. First, she didn't ask if I wanted a TS, so I asked if I could have one later. They only have a self-service shower. Second, I was draped the whole time. Third, no HJ. I asked several times to no avail. And, I paid $80/hr for this frustrating experience. The massage wasn't all that good either.

I would avoid this place like the plague. Much better massage-only options are available for half the price.

Well, i'm still recouping from my experience last night. Finally grew some balls to get a massage at an AMP between Annandale and Springfield. Had a pretty good experience.

I was cared for by a nice petite woman. I"m not used to massages but paid for an hour. Had Deep Tissue massage. She was awesome. Gentle TS and finish.

Will definitely return when I need to relax. Great 1st time.

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven]Went to atmb on sunday.I got a young cutie but she was way to spendy.Wanted $$ for fs.I delclined.She then copped an attitude.On the way out I ran into 4 people coming in thru the back door.papasan was no where to be found.Neither was angie.I wonder if they have changed hands?I don't think I will return.[/QUOTE]If the girl was trying to offer you FS, then Angie was likely nowhere around. She's probably doing this behind Angie's and papasan's back. Next time you see Angie, mention this girl's attitude. (No need to mention the FS, as it'll probably become apparent soon enough that this girl is freelancing there.)

[QUOTE=Alpha D]It seems to me that condoms (properly rolled up and disposed of in tissue) in the pipes don't stop up the system when the system is connected to city drains. But condoms in a septic system, now that can be a bad thing.[/QUOTE]DC has forced grocery stores to charge shoppers a 5-cent fee for each plastic bag they request. Supposedly, plastic grocery bags have been clogging the Anacostia River. Maybe they'll start charging a fee on condoms next. (Which is in greater quantity in the Anacostia --- plastic grocey bags or condoms?)

It is great that you had a good first time! Just post more detail when you report on something like the name of the place you went to and maybe the girls's name too.

Welcome!

JJ

[QUOTE=Xroads5601]Well, i'm still recouping from my experience last night. Finally grew some balls to get a massage at an AMP between Annandale and Springfield. Had a pretty good experience.

I was cared for by a nice petite woman. I"m not used to massages but paid for an hour. Had Deep Tissue massage. She was awesome. Gentle TS and finish.

Will definitely return when I need to relax. Great 1st time.[/QUOTE]

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Mary has been advertising in Alexandria lately. Since she is so close I dropped in this morning. She's using the same phone number but she's using a room above a hair and nails salon at 407 S. Washington. As you enter the door to the salon, a set of stairs is along the right wall with a doorbell taped to it. The bell rings in the massage room. Upon hearing it, she will stop your massage to tend to the next customer, then return. The staff in the salon happily ignore you as you step in and walk right up the stairs. You don't really need to ring it, just walk up and sit down.

She has no massage skills. Her saving grace is that she's very sweet. She wore baggy shorts for good air circulation and a low cut top to put her best assets on display. Her massage table is actually quite good. Looking at it makes you think you're about to get a good massage, but it just isn't so. There might be a shower in the bathroom because this builiding was obviously a home at one point, but I didn't see inside the room and she didn't offer a shower. She doesn't use a lot of oil and wipes off what little is there with a hot towel. She gives you the impression that she tries to give a massage, but she just doesn't know how. You don't get the slightest hint of bad attitude. She decent HE and seemed enthusiastic about it, then flushed the tissues down the toilet.

After all that, I can't recommend her but I just might go back anyway, certainly not very often. Yak

[QUOTE=Steelinox]Need some adult help here. Am new to this environment but would like to acclimate. Would love to know where a couple/few massage parlors are in the Northern Virginia/Metro area where you get a massage AND MORE from attractive young Asians ladies, or anyone young and attractive for that matter. I can see there is a lot of experience on this site and would appreciate some guidance and any help would be greatly appreciated.

Steelinox.[/QUOTE]I tried to find out what NOVA finish is with no luck. What is it?