88 sandlake massage closed?
Did anyone see that the massage place behind Barnes and nobles in Dr. Phillips closed?
I really liked seeing Lala there. Does anyone know where the girls might have rotated to and why it closed?
BO Emily: Worst experience in 15 years of hobbying
Gentleman, it is with great displeasure and even some anger that I have to leave this review. After stopping at MM last night and having a great time on this trip to Orlando (review to come), I decided that I would see what the buzz around BO was about. One car in the lot so I thought to myself, great I will be able to pick my girl. Have a soft spot in my heart for latinas and hoped that the session would make me come back every day the rest of my stay. I'm Asian, but much prefer latinas over Asian women 10/10 times. Walk in to the room and an old Hispanic woman told me that Emily would be in. I asked if I can see who all is working, and she responds, no just Emily. 5 minutes later and in comes Emily. Her body is pretty tight, but I would give her face a 3 out of 10 at best. Nothing like the knockouts I've read about. I didn't recall seeing a review of Emily before, so I decided to try and report back. Plus I thought the view in K9 would be enough to at least try.
I promise you, I was nothing but a gentleman to the two people I talk to thus far since walking into the establishment. We go to TS, and it is the most disinterested wash I've ever received, like she was annoyed. Calling me mi amore like it was a chore. No tease whatsoever. I've probably been more turned on by accidently rubbing my dick on a turnstile in the subway. Again, some reviews have mentioned this as a standard, so I tried not to think anything of it.
Get to the room and it gets exponentially worse. Starts a massage and it goes on and feels like it will never end. I kindly ask her if we can move on. She obliges, and puts some lotion on her hands and starts an HJ. Again, it's completely disinterested. I can't even get hard at this point because I'm shocked at how bad this whole situation is. I ask her to take her jean shorts off, to which she sighs and begrudgingly takes them off (the ass is nice). She asks what's wrong, to which I reply that this is not what I expected. And then we hit the climax.
SHE GRABS THE BOTTLE OF LOTION, HANDS IT TO ME AND SAYS, "HERE, DO YOU WANT TO TRY?
I'm dumbfounded at this point. I tell her that I think we are done here. I ask to shower off this lotion that is caked over my body. Put on my cloths, and walk out the door. The old Hispanic MMS says to come again. Yeah right.
Guys, there were probably things I could have done differently, like walking out immediately when Emily was offered to me for starters. I knew there was no chance of a refund, so I didn't even bother asking. Yes YMMV, and maybe she wasn't into me or I smelled funny or whatever (showered before I came). Please, do yourself a favor and stay the hell away from Emily. She has two moles or birthmarks close together on the left side of her middle back. Just in case they change her name due to negative reports.
So disappointed. Out $$ but I'm optimistic. Will venture out to NDS or hit up MM again tonight to redeem the trip. Stay safe fellas.
MM swing and a miss today
Went to MM today around 5:30 or so. Parking lot as pretty empty so in I went. I had a bad feeling after reading some of the reports but figured eh, how bad could it be?
Older lady took my $, not Kiko, not Sophia and not the older soft lady that usually grabs my butt. Some tall thin older gal with very little English. She shows me to the room as usual and I ask who's working, she says "You wait, one hour. " I just kinda blinked and said "Ok" and start goofing around on my phone. She comes back with a teensy bottle of water and says something else I didn't understand.
Laying on the bed for a bit playing on my phone, hear some of the usual over the top from another room and keep goofing around on my phone. About 20 minutes later A knock comes and in comes in a girl all happy and bubbly, I ask her name and she says "Mimi" and I blurt out "I effing knew it" under my breath. I just kinda sigh and she asks "Is ok?" and I replied "I asked for Gina or Yumi" to which she says "Oh. No here. I ok?" and I just sorta shrug. I figure I'm not getting my money back without a big to do and possible by Kiko who always acts like she hates me anyway.
She asks if I want a table shower and I say no, I just showered before I came. I got a huge new tattoo a few days ago and I don't want to risk getting staph or anything in the table shower. So she says "Ok, you wait, I towel" and off she goes. Few minutes go by and someone else gets brought in, I hear them ask who's available and the woman doesn't speak much English, so he just says "No Mindy. No Mindy at all. " And I here the older lady say "Oh. Ok. Mimi ok?" and I think to myself "Oh dope! I'm saved! They'll switch!
They didn't. Mimi came back. That led to literally the worst BBBJ I've ever gotten, the lamest cowgirl with her trying to inch off of it every other second ending with the lamest finish I've ever had. I just did it so I could leave. I was tempted to not finish and just put my clothes on, but since I knew I wasn't getting my money back I figured I might as well make the best of it. She did catch however, so there's that. But still. Awful, just awful. Not what I go to MM for at all.
Don't get me wrong. I've had some lame sessions. Sometimes you just don't mesh with the girl. It's like that with Sophia. I don't care for her, we just don't click, but the service is always good if not bit toothy.
On the other hand I've had WAY more amazing sessions with Gina, Suzy multiple times when she was there, Amanda and Jun Jun.
But with this current line up I think I'll just take a break for awhile. I don't care for the upsell model of King or NDS or the girls in particular. MM was cream of the crop as far as I've experienced and if this is the cream of the crop at the moment. I'd rather starve.