Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Charlie441;2836779]$60 tip for $60-hr massage? I think the wise move for that would be if it was due to a "if I really enjoyed a girl or session, throw in an another $20". As in something very solidly above par, and even another $20 more than $20 more for more. I'm not advocating cheap-skate. [/QUOTE]Don't mean to be rude, but I have no clue what you are saying there. You only tip $20 for an hour HE massage, or maybe something else?

In any case, it's clear that some guys are shopping for different things. I couldn't care less about the drapes and such. I just compartmentalize. If I want to fuck, I find an escort. If I want a massage, I'd prefer a place that isn't a dump, the girls speak English and don't giggle and pretend to understand less when you get to the fun part, and most importantly the girls aren't all tatted and pierced up, as old as me or older, or more chunky or less attractive than a chick I could see myself dating.

But hey, that just me and I totally respect that other guys are looking for more action at the massage parlor than I am or something entirely different. I think I've also heard pretty clearly that my 40+40 for a good HE rub and tug with a smoking hot young, fit, American woman is right in the ball park, and definitely not contributing to GPS, which was the focus of my original question.

Good discussion all around on this topic.

[QUOTE=Charlie441;2836779]I was meaning MP=Massage Parlor, as opposed to it going to some other ownership company or something weird like that. .

With that said (as posted by others), the whole $60 isn't going to stick purely to the house. Of course many will want to strongly imply that in general, and very possibly claim that 1-on-1 when alone. They arguably don't make enough if hardly tipped, sure -- why not err on the safe side, right? If you think Hooters waitresses are going to be vying for a strong tip, what do you think a masseuse, even one you've gotten to know who's doing the same with other repeat customers, is going to do / say? Certainly not to imply that you don't have to tip as much as you already have! .

$60 tip for $60-hr massage? I think the wise move for that would be if it was due to a "if I really enjoyed a girl or session, throw in an another $20". As in something very solidly above par, and even another $20 more than $20 more for more. I'm not advocating cheap-skate. I'm just making an argument for the baseline price for the baseline stuff, is all.


And as others have said, you don't need to do the same thing every time, and lots of people due to special personal taste will drop a bit more than 'needed'. Fine, great. I think dropping $100 tip for an HE giving credit to clean towels and drapes, and looking at others as if they're cheap is the real issue that many should roll their eyes at, is all. .[/QUOTE]It was for an excellent massage.

It was for a walnut massage giving actual relief needed.

Yes clean towels, not flipped and a clean decorated room.

It was for conversation from a talented worldly woman.

It was for my roaming a beautiful naked body as I wanted.

It was for her smile start to finish with enthusiasm. Not mopping and sad.

For real reaction from what I was doing.

For the power she commanded in hard on that others do not bring.

For the dirty stories with suspense that I crave all week long.

Then after cleanup I can continue a needed cool down massage from exhaustion.

That is all worth the door fee $60 and $100 tip. Sorry everyone still needs to dig at me.

I will see her soon and tell her I am sorry. And I believe that dddinks was her trying to help. Those of you who have seen her I am surprised more don't chime in. Maybe you had a bad experience. I'll buy you lunch. I am sorry. Hard to believe from my experience.

Any recommendations.

[QUOTE=AlexKai777;2837187]Anyone try this one before? Pretty girl.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-massage-from-pretty-girl/23467971[/URL][/QUOTE]Your link doesn't go to the add so I'm not sure if it's the Tara that use to or still works at East West but if so I would pass. So so massage nd big up sell on the tip like the rest of the girls that work there.

[QUOTE=BigLu57;2837687]Any recommendations.[/QUOTE]You must see Dr. Amber Wow. Milking a walnut is a specialty. And in and on. I have been ripped a new one on here for over tipping this lady. I hope you see her and tip the same. Read all my messages and the rips on me. She is a Dr of Ahhhhhh.

[QUOTE=Smoke25;2837803]Your link doesn't go to the add so I'm not sure if it's the Tara that use to or still works at East West but if so I would pass. So so massage nd big up sell on the tip like the rest of the girls that work there.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Thats nice to know. Fuck those upsell *****.

[QUOTE=JackRabbit2;2837852]You must see Dr. Amber Wow. Milking a walnut is a specialty. And in and on. I have been ripped a new one on here for over tipping this lady. I hope you see her and tip the same. Read all my messages and the rips on me. She is a Dr of Ahhhhhh.[/QUOTE]Got Dr. Amber's link? Or info? I'd love to see her. Does she only do Hand job or she does more?

[QUOTE=Tom70;2837408]You only tip $20 for an hour HE massage, or maybe something else?[/QUOTE]I was speaking in reference to the "$20 extra" line. I was saying I agree with the notion of $20 *more* After what would be a standard tip if it was beyond 'par' -- and even $20 more after that, if it's above that above 'par'. Meaning, I'm not against tipping more than some standardized alloted amount. What those $20 increments up was in reference to, was my argument that $60 h /$40 t ratio is just fine for a baseline for something nothing / nobody-special-just-standard-HE.

[QUOTE]I think I've also heard pretty clearly that my 40+40 for a good HE rub and tug with a smoking hot young, fit, American woman is right in the ball park, and definitely not contributing to GPS, which was the focus of my original question.[/QUOTE]I agree with that. IMO, one should be much more apt to go 40+40 on a HH, comparatively speaking. If she's smoking hot and gives a great HE, no argument there by anyone for 40+40. My eyebrow raised was doing 60/60 by an average Jo with a mechanical HE -- and then to up it by $20 more to $60/$80 if the HE was good by Avg Jo or HE was standard but it was by a real cutie.

[QUOTE=AlexKai777;2838076]Thanks. Thats nice to know. Fuck those upsell *****.[/QUOTE]Any girls associated with east west nowadays want a blue one for a HJ in a parka.

So I saw Dr. Amber. She's ugly.

The ad from a few days ago is different. Now closed weekends. Really strange for a service business. No provider names are listed as they used to be. End of ad is for help wanted. I don't think potential providers will look in there to know there are openings. Anyone know what is going on there? Who left and who is still there? And if any of you need a job it might allow some of us monger to get to know each other more intimately.

Here is the ad link. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/serenity-massage-studio-6000-a-hour/14561288[/URL].

[QUOTE=AlexKai777;2839973]So I saw Dr. Amber. She's ugly.[/QUOTE]So are you saying no 100 tip then? *grin*.

I highly doubt that you saw her today or anytime this week. Since she was sick all week long and has not been at work since last week Friday. You might have seen an Amber but not the one he was talking about.

[QUOTE=Dddinks;2840562]I hope this is enough "Exposure" for you.[/QUOTE]So far it looks good enough to eat. Mmmmm, I wonder if daty is on the menu?
Jackrabbit2 never gave us the full menu. He obviously fell in love with the menu? or the provider?
Maybe a senior needs to go in and give a proper assessment.
Let's pass the hat to cover the cost and send in our resident MP expert. NoseJelly!
NoseJelly will tell us what's up or down.