Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]I find that a little strange as the AMP girl has always disposed of the condom for me.[/QUOTE]
In DC they do the same, NoVa is different. I actually seen those condoms, they wrapped it in rubber glove, some not very good, sticking out of the glove and those idiots had no better idea than throw it right in front of the door. Why not take it, drive to nearest gas station and then throw it in trash??? As I said before, when those idiots stop thinking with small head, they stop thinking completely.

I've never seen this. Every place that I have ever visied, the girls take care of the condom. I've never seen any littering the ground outside either.

On my last visit to Green (before the sadness) the lady wrapped the used evidence in a rubber glove and gave it to me to discard.

I hope the LE does not go to the dump to check the condom; I dumped it in the dumpster at the entrance to that parking lot.

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven]I've never seen this. Every place that I have ever visied, the girls take care of the condom. I've never seen any littering the ground outside either.[/QUOTE]

Went by the River the other day. I wasn't thrilled with the service. As I walked in she was very flirtly, but as soon as stripped down she shut down. It was all business, and the business was bad. The massage was medioce at best. She barely rubbed at all. It was soft and not good for the body. After a few minutes, she told me to turn over and started rubbing the front to the boy excited. Touching was almost none existant. She didn't hardly want me to touch her, but she did the deed, but I wasn't satisfied. This was the second time at the building, it was the other name, but both times has been disappointing. I doubt I will go back.

cowboy up

[QUOTE=Hofi35]In DC they do the same, NoVa is different. I actually seen those condoms, they wrapped it in rubber glove, some not very good, sticking out of the glove and those idiots had no better idea than throw it right in front of the door. Why not take it, drive to nearest gas station and then throw it in trash??? As I said before, when those idiots stop thinking with small head, they stop thinking completely.[/QUOTE]

If some AMPs indeed let the customer dispose of the condom, then it's pretty stupid and naive. No mamasan worth her salt would trust a monger to do that. I understand an AMP not wanting to have used condoms on the premises but they could easily hide them on-site and toss them in a dumpster someplace when they close for the evening.

[QUOTE=Bostonpeter]I've had experiences where the girl would wrap it up in tissue and have me dispose of it. Even places that do dispose of them for you, packaging and other condom related material are disposed of near the premises.

Also, people may pick up a pack of condoms at 711, but if they're married or have a family, unless they could find singles in the brand they like, some folks may dispose of the extras along with any other material nearby so as to not take them home. When you have an empty condom box in a parking in a situation where people are already suspicious, then you start having people complaining.[/QUOTE]

That makes a lot of sense as I've bought a typical 3-pack to only use one and tossed the other two in the garbage at the place I bought them. I'm not cold enough to dispose of them in an AMP parking lot but I know a lot of guys who would.

I cannot understand why they do not just flush them!

Does anyone have an answer for me?

Why not flush?

JJ

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]If some AMPs indeed let the customer dispose of the condom, then it's pretty stupid and naive. No mamasan worth her salt would trust a monger to do that. I understand an AMP not wanting to have used condoms on the premises but they could easily hide them on-site and toss them in a dumpster someplace when they close for the evening.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I cannot understand why they do not just flush them!

Does anyone have an answer for me?

Why not flush?

JJ[/QUOTE]You don't flush condoms. You just don't. I think I was in middle school when I learned that. The proper way to dispose of condoms is to wrap them in tissue paper and put them in the trash. I must have read the instructions the first time I bought a pack, and that bit of information has stuck with me through all these years. I suggest you go back and read the instructions for condoms again, lest you are missing another basic bit of information. I would especially worry about the "don't use oil-based lubricants with latex condoms" bit.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]

Why not flush?

JJ[/QUOTE]

Have you noticed that, whenever a place starts to offer FS, they are packed with customers?

I guesstimate that they have between 40-50 customers daily. They have to flush about the same number of condoms into a toilet. This is going to block it for sure after a certain time of use.

Once I saw the lady used a scissor to thread condom before flushing it to prevent blockage. That takes a few minutes of her extra time and effort, which adds up to about an hour of condom cutting work for her every day.
It is nothing else but boring!

Guess what? there are 3 more customers waiting outside for her service. That is more exciting. Wouldn't it be easier just hand it to you for disposal?

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I cannot understand why they do not just flush them!

Does anyone have an answer for me?

Why not flush?

JJ[/QUOTE]I used to visit King before it got so talked up in here. The idea was you brought your equipment, you left with your equipment. It was explained to me that the "extra" happy ending was not allowed by the management. The girls didn't want them to know what was going on. Plausible deniability, more likely.

After a really brutal visit to my chiropractor, I knew I needed a gentle massage touch. As I was driving I realized it had been too long since my last visit to my ATF location to see A*****, J*****, M*** and the rest of the ladies at ******.

I called and 20 minutes later I parked my car in the shade of the trees and entered the outer office. I rang the bell, and as always received the warmest "welcome back baby" greeting, an offer of water or soda, and a soft-escort to studio 6 at the end of the hall.

MMS collects the house $80 and even before I can finish disrobing, in comes Yoko with the change. Yoko is from LA, and is new at this location (been a massage therapist for many years, but not in the DC Metro area).

Yoko is very typical K-girl pretty. Wavy hair (long), slender (100 pounds), very slender arms and legs, happy eyes, and "pouty lips" which felt soft on my cheek when she said good-bye at the end of my visit. Yoko was recovering from shoulder surgery which caused her to apologize for the shorter and softer than usual massage (because she could not "push hard" without pain). She expects to be full-up for deep-tissue work within a week.

Her attention to detail during the massage makes me believe her deep tissue work would be very good.

Yoko realizes the visit is about fun. And I enjoyed everything about my visit. It was fun, chatty, and I left smiling. I will be happy to repeat.

Standard tip for a nice NoVA AMP visit.

TS. Chatty, soapy, thorough, playful. 9. 5/10

Massage. 6/10 (explained above)

Communication error <completely my fault

- Yoko asked me a question about half-way thru the hour and based on my answer we finished the session about 15 minutes early. Next time I will listen a little more closely and relax more. She was not in a hurry, but she thought I was.

I'll be away for a while. But I'll be watching the board. Be nice to the ladies. And keep us all posted

PA

I recall that there was a AMP that was busted in Maryland back in the 90's.So many condoms had been flushed that it fouled up the plumbing for the entire complex. So they figured they had to have come from the AMP.

[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]I used to visit King before it got so talked up in here. The idea was you brought your equipment, you left with your equipment. It was explained to me that the "extra" happy ending was not allowed by the management. The girls didn't want them to know what was going on. Plausible deniability, more likely.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure the management knows about what is going on behind the locked doors. After all if they do regular massage only no clients would show up. Girls provide extra service, clients keep coming, management is raking house fee. And management doesn't want any condoms on their premises. Think about it. Keep a stack of rubber for 40-50 clients a day? That's a lot. So it's better and easier, you bring your tools you leave with your tools.
In Green case, there is a dumster at the corner of the parking lot, right by the entrance from Whitfield Pl. Why not drive up to there and dump it. I guess it must be a lot of extra work plus extra mileage and extra gas right?
The FS places would last if both sides keep it quiet. Many people enjoy smoking weed, but nobody is posting online which corner of what street we can by the best one.

The girls like for "us" to dispose of them so that there will be no condoms on the premises just in case Mr. Johnny Law walks in. Simple as that. Less evidence. I learned this at a place in DC years ago when I was actually in on a damn bust but because my condom was still on my dick inside my pants the cops had no evidence and I walked on out after they asked me a few questions and of course I denied everything. (back in the 90s)

[QUOTE=Hofi35]I'm sure the management knows about what is going on behind the locked doors. After all if they do regular massage only no clients would show up. Girls provide extra service, clients keep coming, management is raking house fee. And management doesn't want any condoms on their premises. Think about it. Keep a stack of rubber for 40-50 clients a day? That's a lot. So it's better and easier, you bring your tools you leave with your tools.
In Green case, there is a dumster at the corner of the parking lot, right by the entrance from Whitfield Pl. Why not drive up to there and dump it. I guess it must be a lot of extra work plus extra mileage and extra gas right?
The FS places would last if both sides keep it quiet. Many people enjoy smoking weed, but nobody is posting online which corner of what street we can by the best one.[/QUOTE]

The management knows that the endings are happy but they didn't want the extra happy endings. I visited King as well as other spas where anything more than a hand shake was a no no. And at each of those places you had to bring your own equipment. In fact at King when I loudly told one girl what I wanted to do, her eyes got really big in fear and she shushed me. And whispered she was willing if I had my own equipment but she was not allowed to do that here. After everything was done she wrapped up my equipment and gave it to me to throw away.

What I don't understand is that there is a trash can on the sidewalk leading to the parking lot, why would some loser throw the used equipment on the ground when you have to right by that trash can to get to your car.

That being said, I am really disappointed that King was raided. I am going to be up there is a couple of weeks and was already coming up with a reason to get away from the family for a couple of hours.