Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya;1284229]You do your research no doubt about that.[/QUOTE]It keeps me from having to ask. Thanks for noticing, be safe.

GTR

[QUOTE=Bdog1414; 1284819]Anyone have any experience? Is it really legit? And if so is it at least a decent massage?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/total-relaxation-with-blonde-model-quiet-neighborhood-in-essex-middle-river/3544389[/url][/QUOTE]She has been reviewed before on the pages when she was off Loch Raven. I think she is nuts. Of course, posting on this board means you aren't the kind of person she wants to have visit. LOL

[QUOTE=Bdog1414; 1284819]Anyone have any experience? Is it really legit? And if so is it at least a decent massage?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/total-relaxation-with-blonde-model-quiet-neighborhood-in-essex-middle-river/3544389[/url][/QUOTE]Reviewed her a little while back. Had the experience of checking her out at the two most recent locations at pimlico Road and in fed hill. I think this girl either has legit mental / psych issues or she's on some sort of drugs or BOTH! The most recent time I saw her, she did an upsell last minute and with her justifying it at least 5-6 times. She also has gained weight and is pregnant (she told me this at her pimlico location and it does show on her belly when I saw her in fed).

For the price and sanity, I will never repeat again. I'd highly recommend staying away from this one.

Jag

[QUOTE=Jagged Oaf; 1285488]Reviewed her a little while back. Had the experience of checking her out at the two most recent locations at pimlico Road and in fed hill. I think this girl either has legit mental / psych issues or she's on some sort of drugs or BOTH! The most recent time I saw her, she did an upsell last minute and with her justifying it at least 5-6 times. She also has gained weight and is pregnant (she told me this at her pimlico location and it does show on her belly when I saw her in fed).

For the price and sanity, I will never repeat again. I'd highly recommend staying away from this one.

Jag[/QUOTE]Is this in the wrong forum? I think so.

So it is 11:45 on a Monday night. I set out for jhh. Thinking it is Monday it will be slow. In my ten minute ride to destination I see only two cars on the rode get to destination and parking lot is empty. No body is there I am greeted by the mamason (Hr. 7) who I reminded she once had a place on dunlaney valley road. She reminded me that was ten years ago. I ask for the usually lucy cindy anna. None are there but she brings out brings out the line up. At this point everybody is pretty comfortable like old friends. So I go with michelle. Saw the little girl someone was asking about her name is mimi. Anyway we are in room and before you know it michelle has gone to get rain gear. This girl was like super primed. Looks about 8 great chassie but it was her shear desire to get off that was such a turn on. She is begging for it. Because she was on her knees at one point. At seemed to collapse begging for it again. I don't know if this is her act but I was buying it. The rain coat fit was not that tight but you can feel that she has great muscle control. That just wants to milk it out of you. After multiple positions and she insisted on downward dog for the finish so then we are chilling out. Now she does not speak or understand english. So I am starting to contemplate a second time and gestured by saying two with my hand and point to mr johnson. So she runs out of the room. And I am wondering WTF is going on thought that it was a raid or something. So she brings in mimi. And tells me that she wants me to tango with mimi. Mimi needs this mimi needs that "How much you pay mimi. So I am trying to explain to these two broads, who have no english concepts, that it is a misunderstanding. Michele was very apologetic after she realized what I was really talking about. So we had a good laugh and stayed over an hour. Mimi was a little frightening she is very small but reminded me of a chimp like women. Plus save those finds for another time.

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1284731]Hmmm when did you go? I thought Lucy was out of town for another week or so.[/QUOTE]It was actually about a month ago or more by now. Got around to posting when I was feeling the itch and getting ready to go back and I got around to getting back on the site. Nice girl.

*woof!

Hadn't been to 9801 not Hard-for-her Road. For awhile, so I thought I take a long lunch. Phone ahead and draw Mi-Mi. She's about a 5 but looks friendly. Asks if I want soft, medium or hard. I tell her hard then soft. Massage is Ok maybe a 7 for 20 minutes. The the door bell rings. She returns and the massage is bit more brisk and mechanical. Then, damn if she doesn't go for the flip 30 minutes into the massage. I say, can you work on my legs and feet so more. In a Chinese voice,"No, No, later." And then the dreaded death grip starts, choking the chicken, wringing my little friend within an inch of his life. It was like trying to start an engine that doesn't want to turn over. Mi-Mi finally gets the message that she should actually touch me and not strangle me and we start to get somewhere. AND the door bell rings again. Off she goes. I hear only one set the footsteps coming back up the stairs. We are back at the start of the race again. Another death grip. I shake my head. I say "Soft". She didn't get the joke. Do you want more massage? She looks at the clock. 20 mins left. I say yes. She beats me about the head and face with Karate chops. Tries again with the little friend. Mi-Mi suggests,"you want to see me?" pointing to her breasts. I say "no. You give massage." Ten minutes left."You go back to work now?" I point to the clock."Ten minutes left." Mi-Mi: "No, massage 50 minutes." I shake my head and get up to get dressed. I ask her how long she is going to be working there, and when the nice lady will be back. Mi-Mi will be there for two more weeks. Oh, and she wanted a 40 tip for her attempts to injure me. It would be funny if it weren't so sad and bad and blatantly unprofessional .

So, I would say avoid Asian Health for at least two weeks. Is there any place left that gives a good massage with some playfulness and fun?

Where is vs spa. I am here for 1 week and need a message.

[QUOTE=Timothym; 1277113]Wow, I just had the itch and stopped in VS for a random massage. I had to wait for 15 minutes and several other mongers were turned away,"very busy now come back later" was the answer they received. Makes me wonder if they had an ad in the City Paper today? I was pick up by Angela, a new one to me. About 5'2 110# smoooth skin an a nice figure and attactive face. I had the $.6 full hour of really good deep tissue massage and on the flip some of the most stimulating caressing I've ever had. She then ask in "sign language if I wanted a HJ. I said no as I rubbed her crotch and she asked if I had a cover. I never leave home with out it! LOL.

The covered BJ and attention to the boys was great. She had nice peach sized tits and large hard nipples. Her V was tight and she really responded to her lips being massaged. Oh and did I say how fresh she tasted? When it was time for entry we tried several positions, she had an O before I did, no fake either I could feel the tremors! I exploded right after that while she was bent over the table and I collapsed ready for the hot towel clean up. Tip $[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ColoDude;1286492]Where is vs spa. I am here for 1 week and need a message.[/QUOTE]Victoria spa york and bellona I think.

Made a late trip to Sunny Spa last night on a TOFTT errand. Knocked on door and was greeted by K-Li, where I paid house fee of. 6, and was led to a room. The place was very clean and laid out nicely on the first floor. Asked for table shower, hoping it would sober me up a little, and was led to shower room. Went into good sized room with table against a wall and K-Li donned a big waterproof apron and motioned me to the table. Proceeded to give a very soothing and thorough shower and wipe down. It was at this point I noticed her eyes. They were dark and sultry bedroom eyes that you could get lost in.

After the dry we went back to the room and I got on the table and told her that I preferred a medium touch. She went to her task and began a nice use of her hands on my upper back. I started to rub the back of her legs and got no resistance, so I went higher, again no resistance. At one point she commented on being hot, so I leaned around pulled at her shirt, and I blew a whoosh of air up the front of her stomach. This got a smile and another look into those dark pools of her eyes. The flip brought on more roaming up under her top and some play with her smallish breasts and nips. She shook hands with Mr. Johnson and greeted him and his two friends warmly and completely. She also allowed me to massage her bare back and front, but would not allow removal of clothing, just lifting of it. Got the warm towel and was helped back into my clothes.

While not a great massage, a decent one, and K-Li was fun to be with, even if she remained clothed. I might return just to look into those eyes again.

The following comments relate to recent posts, and I didn't want to create a post for each:

A.) VS is Victoria Spa off of York Road

Be.) Post referred to a BP post in the therapeutic massage section, could be discussed in this thread. I think it was posted here to warn others of a bad massage provider. I don't see harm in this.

See.) Michell at JHH was poorly reviewed here when she first showed up, but Lucy showed up a week later and with her help and the help of the other girls has picked up the system there very well. After seeing her about a month ago, I saw Lucy a week or so later and she told me that Michelle told her in Chinese that she was very sorry for her poor performance with me, should come see her when Lucy's not in town. After recent reports, I just might do it.
D.) Definitely don't go to 9801 Harf. Rd. you might get shot. It's a private home. Poster meant 8901 Harford. Asian massage.
E.) Spellcheck is a wonderful thing, more people should use it.

Stay Safe,

GTR

They have been advertising for the past year as "Grand Opening", who are they trying to fool, I guess newbies. I always found them to be quite mediocre, too much hassle for FS, girls always saying no because MMS won't allow it blah blah blah. I wish there were more places like ML where chicks are typically 8/10, they just always seem to be so busy.

CL

Does anyone know why Alberto's AMP closed?

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1286774]They have been advertising for the past year as "Grand Opening", who are they trying to fool, I guess newbies. I always found them to be quite mediocre, too much hassle for FS, girls always saying no because MMS won't allow it blah blah blah. I wish there were more places like ML where chicks are typically 8/10, they just always seem to be so busy.

CL[/QUOTE]My experience has been quite different

[QUOTE=Johnfamous; 1286443]Hadn't been to 9801 not Hard-for-her Road.

So, I would say avoid Asian Health for at least two weeks. Is there any place left that gives a good massage with some playfulness and fun?[/QUOTE]Yes 8901 Hardford Road. Asian Health on top of the "stop smoking place" across from yoyo is what I meant. My lesdycsia is getting the better of me. And the service was really awful!

[QUOTE=Johnfamous;1287044]Yes 8901 Hardford Road. Asian Health on top of the "stop smoking place" across from yoyo is what I meant. My lesdycsia is getting the better of me. And the service was really awful![/QUOTE]There is always one girl there at a time and she changes every two weeks. It can range from awesome to awfull if y0u don't like what you see at the door just walk