Massage Parlor Reports

Went to the place next to Yo Yo in the 2-story off Brookhurst late on Tuesday morning. It was reported as a budget parlor with older, experienced, accommodating, RAs.

I am usually not in the GG area but made a little detour yesterday in need of a great massage and release.

I walked in to a nice smell of incense and meant Lina, late twenties early thirties, not real cute, very thin with enhanced front end. I am not sure where she is from, but she was not an older K gal. She may have been South American.

Went for the hour and paid the non-budget price of. 6. No shower offered and got comfortable sans towel. She brought in a candle and asked if I wanted oil or natural, firm or light. I asked for no oil and wanted a firm massage. I got about ten minutes of finger tip dancing and then reminded her I wanted a firm massage. She then applied more pressure but was not a masseuse. She managed to work on my ass a bit while I played with hers through the pants.

On the flip I got her top up – nice looking with tasty, eraser tips. Pants down but through the panties only – well I cheated a little on that rule which she was ok with.

Nothing more than a HE going to happen today and she struggled to find a rhythm I found sensual, but we worked it out.

Warm towel clean up and foot rub.

Usual tip. 4 with a happy, see-you-again hug from her.

If I were in the area I might go again but only for the. 5 hour. Would like to find the more experienced gals there – love a really good massage first. But then again Lina may have something more to offer on future visits.

Marvleous

[QUOTE=Giocchino]By accident I had left my history open and my wife stumbled onto this site and has busted my balls.[/QUOTE]It's almost safer to browse at work. Seriously.

To Giocchino's wife: I confess that I hacked his computer and have been making posts from his account. I'm such an a-hole. If you never wanna speak to me again, I'll understand.

Got a BBBJ at yet another OLP. PM for details.

[QUOTE=Giocchino]I am writing this because I am desperate to save my marriage. By accident I had left my history open and my wife stumbled onto this site and has busted my balls. I, like many of you, have risked and possibly lost all and everything good in my life for casual depraved sexual gratification that was readily available from a person who truly cared about me and was a willing sexually active partner. I have exaggerated my sexual prowess and appeal and yes I am writing this at the directive of my wife who is probably not going to be satisfied with this effort but it is all I got left.[/QUOTE]

Anyone who's married understands and appreciates the challenges in life you have and how difficult its recently been for you. Anyone who's married also realizes that almost everything you wrote is true, except for the words "readily available", which are 100% bullshit. Sorry you're in the doghouse though. Tell your wife that this website is a "story telling club" and that nothing that is talked about here ever happens. We get most of our shit from alt.sex.stories.moderated and the Penthouse Forum.

Bender

PS: I've seen a lot of you guys talk about getting a second cell phone like a Boostmobile or something for mongering. I go one level higher. I have a specific password encoded laptop I use for forum surfing.

Every modern browser has a setting that allows you to browse privately. It won't remember your history or cache your webpages or remember passwords.

In Firefox(version 3.1 or later) click on Tools->Start Private Browsing

In IE8 you can start InPrivate Browsing by opening a new tab and selecting Browse with InPrivate or selecting it from the Safety button on the top right corner of the browser window.

In Chrome just hit Ctrl+Shift+N

But actually I don't believe the guy really got caught. No way a wife accepts a posting on the forum to make up for....this ;)

[QUOTE=BenderOver]I've seen a lot of you guys talk about getting a second cell phone like a Boostmobile or something for mongering. I go one level higher. I have a specific password encoded laptop I use for forum surfing.[/QUOTE]
Not a bad idea. One thing that might fit the need for those out there trying to come up with a fail safe plan, get a netbook with embedded linux. Set the password and deny knowing what it is, as you only use Windows :)
One thing I do, is use an alternate browser not the default browser. Use the Private Browsing option, I forget sometimes. After your surfing session, always reset Safari, or clear cache or what ever that alternate browser calls it.

I will admit, I've left the house many a time not knowing for sure if I cleared the history/cache. Fortunately, every time I've gone back, it was already all set and clean.

One thing to remember, if she is computer savy and has physical access to your computer, well she can easily figure out what you are doing on it if she wants to. Hardware key loggers, they are cheap now well under $100, installing some kind of logging utility or you name it.
If you think she suspects something and knows about computers or knows someone that does, be careful, or better yet, don't browse this stuff from home.

Use Firefox to browse your sites. And select "clear history when Firefox closes" in your options.

You should post this on Tiger Woods website. Sounds like he could have used this. haha

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Not a bad idea. One thing that might fit the need for those out there trying to come up with a fail safe plan, get a netbook with embedded linux. Set the password and deny knowing what it is, as you only use Windows :)
One thing I do, is use an alternate browser not the default browser. Use the Private Browsing option, I forget sometimes. After your surfing session, always reset Safari, or clear cache or what ever that alternate browser calls it.

I will admit, I've left the house many a time not knowing for sure if I cleared the history/cache. Fortunately, every time I've gone back, it was already all set and clean.

One thing to remember, if she is computer savy and has physical access to your computer, well she can easily figure out what you are doing on it if she wants to. Hardware key loggers, they are cheap now well under $100, installing some kind of logging utility or you name it.
If you think she suspects something and knows about computers or knows someone that does, be careful, or better yet, don't browse this stuff from home.[/QUOTE]

Some of you guys didn't get the point. Gio said he forgot to do something something something, and the wife saw the shit on the computer. I know firefox has private browsing. I know most browsers have clear history. He forgot to do this. Anyone can forget to do this.

The only thing that will ever fuck me up is if I get into an accident and die. If my family decides that there's something important on my laptop, and they take it to an expensive ass IT guy to decode the password and encryption, then I'd end up leaving one fucked up pile of posthumous shit.

One more then, Gio shot me a PM telling me that my comment about the 100% BS didn't reflect upon his wife. Sorry bud, I didn't mean to make it sound like it was directly describing your marriage. I meant to say that for MOST of the married guys out there, they'd agree with me that the "readily available" is total bullshit in the typical marriage. I read this somewhere recently and laughed about it because I thought it was correct: My wife is a sex object. Whenever I want sex, she objects.

Bender

[QUOTE=BenderOver]PS: I've seen a lot of you guys talk about getting a second cell phone like a Boostmobile or something for mongering. I go one level higher. I have a specific password encoded laptop I use for forum surfing.[/QUOTE]I keep a cheap netbook and a prepaid cell in the hidden bottom of my gym bag. (any spy shop online)

That way it is totally separate and I have a reason why I'm tired and showered.

Just my .00.02

[QUOTE=BenderOver]The only thing that will ever fuck me up is if I get into an accident and die. If my family decides that there's something important on my laptop, and they take it to an expensive ass IT guy to decode the password and encryption, then I'd end up leaving one fucked up pile of posthumous shit.[/QUOTE]your part cracks me up. This has exactly been how I felt for a long time. If that day comes, damn, then wonder what they will think of me. I'll be ashamed but will live in hell anyway. Still, I should come up with plans that when I am gone, all my secrets must be gone or remained sealed for good.

Ok so I might have offended gio with my post, I'm sorry bro. Moving on!

I really like to use my G1 google phone to do most of my mongering, it's private, it's unlimited and its in no way available for my girls to C. I have to use a finger tip pattern password, and I change it every month or so!

I love that the latest rave is BBBJ's from old ladies! So as a good rookie poster, I am launching a full O. L. P. Campaign. I researched some strong prospects and will report back to the club shorty!

While you guys are waiting, please keep your wives and girlfriends of the site! And clear your damb history please! I don't want to waste my research in helping divorces!

That is so rude! We should have never given woman the right to vote!

You give a mouse a cookie, and she will want a glass of milk! True story.

Prod.

[QUOTE=Giocchino]I am writing this because I am desperate to save my marriage. By accident I had left my history open and my wife stumbled onto this site and has busted my balls. I, like many of you, have risked and possibly lost all and everything good in my life for casual depraved sexual gratification that was readily available from a person who truly cared about me and was a willing sexually active partner. I have exaggerated my sexual prowess and appeal and yes I am writing this at the directive of my wife who is probably not going to be satisfied with this effort but it is all I got left.[/QUOTE]


All you need to say is I looked but did`nt leep. Curiosity got the best of me, I`m just a man and sometimes I suffer from wander lust. Woman; you tell me that when you sit up and look at Tom Cruise movies you don`t cross your legs and kick em till you start to ooze?


We all have our faults but this, if this means the end of what we had, really means we did`nt have anything to begin with!

I don't report much but have had good week. Went to OLP yesterday, a little different with one cutting hair next to you. Got the better looking of the two. Lame massage good HJ Kissed tip and said more next time. Strange place

[QUOTE=Clevr]All you need to say is I looked but did`nt leep. Curiosity got the best of me, I`m just a man and sometimes I suffer from wander lust. Woman; you tell me that when you sit up and look at Tom Cruise movies you don`t cross your legs and kick em till you start to ooze?


We all have our faults but this, if this means the end of what we had, really means we did`nt have anything to begin with![/QUOTE]

This is good Clevr. I will put this in my database of excuses. After reading this I decided to delete all my saved PM's. Might be a little hard to explain the excplicit PM's much like Tiger's texts and vmails. :)