I had a dream that I was on my way home from the White Sox. Cubs came today and stopped at the AMP formerly known as Yellow Rose. Don't know what the new name is, don't care either. Prob. Won't go back. I'd read about YR here before but let me tell you, I was disappointed. This was around 8pm I guess and so I walked in and there was an older asian man and women sitting at the front desk. She was probably in her 40's (not at all attractive) and asked if I want "saggi." I said "yes, but I would like to see who all was working that night if it would be alright." Lucky me, it was only her. (<---sarcasm). She said that "more girls work tomorrow". So not wanting to get jerked off by my grandmother, I said "thank you" and politely told mammasan that I would come back tomorrow and left. I thought I was going to be out of luck for the night, but as I was driving west down Archer Ave to get on I55, I saw what I thought was a WSW or LSW who from a distance looked to be pretty damn decent. So I flipped a you and apparently I wasn't the only one who's radar had been triggered because the guy right behind me pulled the exact same maneuver. Sorry buddy. I got first dibs. On the slow drive-by, I didn't get any eye contact from her and so I turned in to the next street, cut through an alley and attempted another pass. Still no eye contact, and the reason why was because she had a young girl (maybe her daughter) with her who I hadn't seen until right then because she was sitting on the ground next to a parked car. So I immediately threw in the towel and figured it just wasn't my night. Not soooooo my friends, as I continued on my way I happened to see a spa on the 2900 W block just a little further down the road. Blacked out windows, neon open sign clicked on at 9pm on a sat night? There was no way this place was a legit spa for all our GFs and Wives. Now, I'm only a casual reader/contributor here, so I hadn't read any reports or even heard of this place and didn't know if it would be worth my time or not. I'll prob do a search after I'm done typing here. You can search my posts and you will see that while I'm not a very active hobbyist, I certainly know my way around the AMP scene with the ocassional SW or Escort thrown in for good measure. Well, anyway, the little head started taking over for the big head and next thing I know my car is parked and I'm walking in the front door. I was met by a decent looking asian girl, prob a 7 on the AMP scale, who had a nice smile and was very friendly. She was wearing a nice dress, short but not too short. Ample cleavage, prob. A C. There were two other girls there, sitting on a couch watching TV, all about as good looking as the one who answered the door for me so I just stayed with the first girl and didn't request a viewing of the talent because I figured that I was already seeing what was available. I don't believe any of the girls there were over age 30, but it was dark and I was half buzzed from drinking beer in the hot sun all day so YMMV. Either way, I would have been happy to have had any of the 3 and I am kinda picky about these things. I settled on the 1 hr massage for $60 and a table shower for an additional $10. I won't mention the girl's name because 1) Its best that I don't in case Uncle Leo is here reading about my dream, and 2) I'm not sure what the hell it was. Asked her twice, she told me twice, but still I wasn't 100% sure so I said "OK" and smiled and nodded. The table shower was good, she cleaned up all the appropriate spots. It was a good TS, but I've had better at Spa 7 and/or the standing showers at Peking Spa where everyone knows whats up the moment you step foot in the door and they aren't afraid to act like it too. This place was definitely more reserved. (it was nicely decorated too, very clean). Regardless, she cleaned up my junk real nice and so I knew at that point I would probably be getting more than just a rub. On to the massage. This girl really did a fantastic job! I've had my share of crappy AMP massages but I'll tell you right now this girl ranks up in the top 3 in terms of massage quality. She asked me if I wanted a hard or soft massage, I know you're supposed to say soft when you're not 100% sure there is more on the menu, but I'd been at the ball park all day so I was a bit stiff and she'd already made the first move so I figured it wouldn't matter either way. Anyway, this cute young thing worked her butt off and gave me one of the best massages I've had in a long time. She could probably go legit and make lots of money doing just that. I was very pleased and and totally relaxed. While she was rubbing me down, I made light conversation and joked with her a little to make her comfortable with me and then also when she was next to me I was able to let my fingers work my way up her thigh a little bit. There was no resistance, so I knew I was in for more than an awsome massage. After what seemed like a full hour massage. With some minor teasing of my nether regions. She asked me to flip over, and went to work on my chest muscles and I seized the opportunity and went to work up her skirt on her ass and titties. This lead her to start stroking me and I was, and had already been, at full attention. She asked "what more I want? " I say "I want to know whats on the full menu." She say "$60 for this (she makes the HJ motion)." I say "what about this (I make the BJ motion)? " She say "$100." I say "what about there" (pointing to her vag-j-j)? She smile and say "no". I say "No"? She say "No." I say, "Ok, $80 for this (BJ motion)? " And she say again "$100." I grab her ass and titties some more while I make up mind (obviously I've been typing in asian here. So just go with it) and she strokes me some more. I ask "you make me wear rubber"? She say "No". I say "OK, but you take off clothes first." So she takes off her little dress and bra but leaves her panties on. They were kind of big panties, so maybe it was her time of the month and hence why FS was not on the menu? Either that, or FS really wasn't on the menu. I should have asked if it was ever on the menu but when a cute asian girl is stroking your shaft and you're cupping her titties you start to listen to the little head more than the big. Anyway, she did a fine job with the BBBJ and I got off the first shot in her mouth. She playfully slapped me and stroked the rest out of me. Hey, she didn't tell me I couldn't CIM so I went for it. Afterwards, she cleaned me up with hot towels, dressed me, hugged me, and gave me a bottle of water. She also gave me a biz card for a 10th massage is free deal, which was a first for me at an AMP.
Overall, this was a very pleasant experience and would repeat if I'm in the area again.
Seniors can PM me for the name of the place (if its not already been covered here before) and the name of the girl (well, at least what I think her name was). If all the girls there are like the one I had, then this place was a good find for me.
Happy AMPing!
