45 and Wet in Battle Creek
So I hate to leave a negative review and am always willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but if a provider is having a bad day she shouldn't take the day off rather than ripping off her visitors. Just sayin'.
This one (Joanne, but that's not her real name) always needed to push back my proposed meeting time, and said she had to have something to eat before the appointment. (But she didn't, because later, Domino's was supposedly going to be delivering during the appt. An obvious lie.) Showed up and she was in a somewhat pissy mood (from lack of sleep, partying, etc.). Definitely not the same attitude that came across in texts and during conversations. I reminded her that the rate she had quoted was less than in her latest ad, and I'm sure that didn't make her happy, either. So between activities she keeps hopping up to alcohol-wipe her hands. Not the first germaphobe any of us have ever met, right? Wrong line of work, but whatever. Strike Two. And then just as the half-hour dream is almost over, there's a knocking on the door (which in hindsight she was waiting for) and she goes to the door, supposedly to pay for her Domino's pizza (but naked, right? . . . not even trying to make it look real) and three people come in. There's an emergency and she has to end the session, so there are people in the apartment, she's nude, I'm scrambling into clothes, and she is all apologetic about having to cut the visit short. Strike Three.
When asked for half the donation back, she shoots back, "I can't do that. " She promises to make it up to me with a freebie in the future. Yeah, right. Strike Four. (Or Strike One of the Second Out.).
Thinking back, she was nervous during the visit and was clearly hoping the half-hour would wind up being a 10-minute quickie. Her crew came knocking right about at the 25-minute mark.
Possible there really was an emergency? Sure, anything is possible. It's possible that a famous actress is going to knock on my door tonight and promise to rid me of my blue balls. But not likely.
Even leaving aside the wild episode at the end, the service provided was, well, to say it was uninspired would be an understatement. It would have been a disappointment even if the full time had been given.
No need to put down her looks. She's not that bad for a gal in her late forties who is clearly in the wrong line of work. But there's no excuse for the last-minute rip-off and the refusal to refund any of the donation, even a small part of it.
Not the first time, but hopefully this will save someone a disappointing visit.
The Link to the Lady with Meh Service
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5399962]Do you have a link for her?[/QUOTE][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/real-and-ready-to-massage-your/514735386016[/URL]
Her latest ad says she's 46 year old And leaves out the bit about being wet and slippery. Huh. You might even think she reads this board and has rephrased her ad to make it harder to find.
Real and Ready to Massage Your Worries (and Monies) Away
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5401504]I have tried to setup something with her 3 times and she has ghosted me all three times. I won't try a fourth time.[/QUOTE]LOL. I wish she had ghosted me and save me the donation! Her latest ad says, once again, "Book a sesh with me and save $30 when you show up!" What the heck is that even supposed to mean? That if you don't show up it's going to cost you $30 more? . . . That she's going to send you a bill in the mail for the full amount of the donation in her ad? . . .
Go figure: what's in her head?
Almost pulled the trigger
[QUOTE=HotToddy13;5435935]Horrible experience, one hour appointment. Started with one girl CBJ. Claimed I came to quickly, no msog, in and out in 20 minutes. Even provided my own protection. Outdated pictures of both. Definitely not customer friendly. Never again for me.[/QUOTE]I have seen both separately, and had a good time with Candy, not so much with Lexie. I almost pulled trigger with the duo, glad I didn't.