Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RaiseMeBrow;2431659]Visited Sunday night around 11 ish drew Susan. She looked attractive late 30's attractive face and nice see / the chest. I was pleased. Opted for an hour. ST was offered and she was thorough cleaning very well not ve ry sensual though. She asked if I had been there before to which I said couple times. She asked how much I donated in past visits I said a $ plus 70 for hour. She seemed satisfied with answer. The massage was very nice. Was a bit regimented in that she did not allow flip before her massage routine was over. This was cool as it was the best massage I ever got at an AMP. Nice hard and she walked the back which felt great. Then she proceeded to undress and very nice experience ensued. Overall one of the best AMP experiences and $1. 7 was worth it.[/QUOTE]Correct about the massage part. One provider there, who I have seen several time, has reminded me in a nice way during the first 30 minutes that "This is the massage part. " I get the impression that it is part of the routine that they are trained for at TK since nearly all providers follow that script. And the massage IS great and part of the great overall experience at TK.

[QUOTE=RaiseMeBrow;2431659]Visited Sunday night around 11 ish drew Susan. She looked attractive late 30's attractive face and nice see / the chest. I was pleased. Opted for an hour. ST was offered and she was thorough cleaning very well not ve ry sensual though. She asked if I had been there before to which I said couple times. She asked how much I donated in past visits I said a $ plus 70 for hour. She seemed satisfied with answer. The massage was very nice. Was a bit regimented in that she did not allow flip before her massage routine was over. This was cool as it was the best massage I ever got at an AMP. Nice hard and she walked the back which felt great. Then she proceeded to undress and very nice experience ensued. Overall one of the best AMP experiences and $1. 7 was worth it.[/QUOTE]I agree they all seem to do this. Personally I feel they do this for two reasons, with the first being that most of them can't take a long pounding as they get sore and it prevents them from seeing more customers so they try to limit the "fun" time to avoid this problem. Additionally, TK has been know to short you by 10-15 minutes if you allow them. If you skip pay for an hour then skip the message portion and blow your load too early into the session they know you will either want a second pop or more massage time for the remainder and it's more work for them and harder for them to short you. It's a business and these ladies have it down to a science. I became friends with an old TK veteran and she gage me the scoop on AMP life. Either way I am not complaining as I always have a great time when I frequent that place.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2423902]PH3,

Take it from someone who knows from first hand experience. You don't want to marry an AMP girl, no matter what she says or what promises she makes. A woman who has elected to be a sex worker has ruined her ability to love someone in the normal way.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]Your first hand experience and mine seem to differ greatly. Not all girls are the same just because the one (s) you met were emotional disasters doesn't mean they all are. I'm doing quite well with mine for years and she is capable of love and more.

Don't generalize or stereotype people it's wrong. Your personal experiences don't make it so for everyone so please don't do the "take it from someone who know" 'thing again. You didn't marry them all so you can't speak first hand about how any of them will be except the ones you did marry they are individuals each different. And capable of different things and lived different lives.

One could say any guys who constantly pay for sex are incapable of love too and it wouldn't be any more true than what you just tried to lay down.

Sorry to call this out. No one can claim this. Your experience is limited to those you dated / married and they aren't all the same.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2432039]Actually I have tried with numerous girls because I find many of them so damned sweet and charming. But believe me, a relationship with a spa or AMP girl is sooo full of porholes and perilous turns. Better not to do it.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]Seems like you've been doing it wrong. I've had numerous outside the spa relationships and none were bad. Two long lasting and one now permanent. It might not be them that's the issue. Just saying.

Thanks for the insight. Very interesting information. So how do you all get the full hour?

[QUOTE=HandBanana;2432408]I agree they all seem to do this. Personally I feel they do this for two reasons, with the first being that most of them can't take a long pounding as they get sore and it prevents them from seeing more customers so they try to limit the "fun" time to avoid this problem. Additionally, TK has been know to short you by 10-15 minutes if you allow them. If you skip pay for an hour then skip the message portion and blow your load too early into the session they know you will either want a second pop or more massage time for the remainder and it's more work for them and harder for them to short you. It's a business and these ladies have it down to a science. I became friends with an old TK veteran and she gage me the scoop on AMP life. Either way I am not complaining as I always have a great time when I frequent that place.[/QUOTE]

I had just one of these. She quit her AMP job so we could try regular dating. After 2 months she moved in with me. That lasted one month. In the end, she opted back to the AMP because of the huge money and easier work compared to her food service job.

In those 3 months, I felt she was capable of a traditional love life. But 3 months is too short of time to really get to know someone.

Saturday night was a crazy and frustrating night. I took my girlfriend out to dinner, thinking that afterward she would be the dessert. Not the case as she was just starting her period. I drppped her off and since I was horny, I decided to go to a massage parlor. Stopped at Golden to see if I cold quench my lust. Mamasan took me into the room and I waited for about five minutes. When the provider walks in, she had he most disinterested look on her face. She was not even trying to look happy to be there or to see me. She said "okay you give me money". I looked at her like WTH did you just say? Sensing that she had attitude and seemed disinterested, I said that I was leaving. She started smiling and said ok. As I was leaving Mamasan asked me why was I leaving. I told her that the provider was disinterested and had attitude. Mamasan was apologetic, so I said that I may come back another time. I will probably go back just to see that girl and make her put in the work because of her attitude.

Since I was still horny, I drove over to Asian bodywork in Upper Marlboro. The location is great, but the providers were not. First when I went into the foyer, I heard a mans voice. Then the Mamasan that came to the door was trying to be my provider. Oh no. I told her that I would like a younger girl and she says something and this BIG, young girl comes in. I made an excuse that I need to get more money out of the car and got the hell out of there.

I then jumped on the Beltway heading towards Greenbelt. I had been to Cherry before, but I could not remember what suite number it was, so I went over to TK. The place was busy. It reminded me of the Hot Sun Spa in Waldorf years ago, only the providers were older at TK. April was my provider. She was older than I liked, but she had a cute face, big fake tits, a slim body and she acted like she wanted to see me. She was playful enough and we had a good time together. I would see her again. The only thing that I did not like about her was her perfume. When I got in my car, I could still smell her perfume on my body. If you are a married man, you will need to be very cognizant that her perfume is not on your person. Wives have some very sensitive noses, better than a dog at times LOL.

Propilt-Always check your six.

Nice. Any info on ST?

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2421966]Well I stopped into CY last evening, and all I have to say is wow. Was treated to such a wonderful massage session. Left wonderfully relaxed, to the point I could not stop thinking about all day today.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2432994]Seems like you've been doing it wrong. I've had numerous outside the spa relationships and none were bad. Two long lasting and one now permanent. It might not be them that's the issue. Just saying.[/QUOTE]BB,

I know about at least one of your relationships with an AMP girl. You and the other members may be interested to know what she has to say about you and about your relationship with each other.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2439478]BB,

I know about at least one of your relationships with an AMP girl. You and the other members may be interested to know what she has to say about you and about your relationship with each other.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]I promise you that you aren't in contact with the girl I'm seeing. She does not live in the area and doesn't work any more. So I don't know who you think you know but you might just have me confused with another guy.

But don't let that stop you from trying to project your failures onto others. I standby calling out your generalizations saying anyone wasn't capable of a normal relationship due to their past. You just don't know that. And can't generalize that.

[QUOTE=RaiseMeBrow;2431659]Visited Sunday night around 11 ish drew Susan. She looked attractive late 30's attractive face and nice see / the chest. I was pleased. Opted for an hour. ST was offered and she was thorough cleaning very well not ve ry sensual though. She asked if I had been there before to which I said couple times. She asked how much I donated in past visits I said a $ plus 70 for hour. She seemed satisfied with answer. The massage was very nice. Was a bit regimented in that she did not allow flip before her massage routine was over. This was cool as it was the best massage I ever got at an AMP. Nice hard and she walked the back which felt great. Then she proceeded to undress and very nice experience ensued. Overall one of the best AMP experiences and $1. 7 was worth it.[/QUOTE]I get to MD, a few times a year and I always went to koyoto. I think I will try TK. Thanks.

I decided to try to see Choco. Very happy with this choice she looks to be in her mind to upper 20's very pretty. With a great body. She's nice and very good. I didn't feel rushed all in all a great experience. I'll be back to see Choco again.

[QUOTE=Ajaxfrsa2;2441019]I get to MD, a few times a year and I always went to koyoto. I think I will try TK. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Glad could help. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2440047]I promise you that you aren't in contact with the girl I'm seeing. She does not live in the area and doesn't work any more. So I don't know who you think you know but you might just have me confused with another guy.

But don't let that stop you from trying to project your failures onto others. I standby calling out your generalizations saying anyone wasn't capable of a normal relationship due to their past. You just don't know that. And can't generalize that.[/QUOTE]You dumb shit. I didn't say I'm with your current squeeze, just with one of the three women with whom you admit being over the course of your mongering life. And of course you are currently involved in the third such relationship. Which gives the lie to your assertion that if one fails in such a relationship, it is ones own fault.

I did know one of your conquests. One of the women whom you "protect from other members" by telling her somewhat slanted stories of everything we write here. But I'm not going to mention her name because I like and respect her and I'm glad you are no longer part of her life.

Don't write about what you don't understand.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2447308]You dumb shit. I didn't say I'm with your current squeeze, just with one of the three women with whom you admit being over the course of your mongering life. And of course you are currently involved in the third such relationship. Which gives the lie to your assertion that if one fails in such a relationship, it is ones own fault.

I did know one of your conquests. One of the women whom you "protect from other members" by telling her somewhat slanted stories of everything we write here. But I'm not going to mention her name because I like and respect her and I'm glad you are no longer part of her life.

Don't write about what you don't understand.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]I don't think so. Sorry. No one I have been with is in this area. Nor ever were in this area. I am pretty sure you've gotten me confused with someone else.

I don't know who you think you know that I know but you don't. Sorry to disappoint you. 2 have left the country completely and the 3rd lives in another state not remotely close to this one.

You might want to easy up calling people dumb with the shit you've spouted lately there is a saying about a pot and kettle that fits here.

Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.

Had a wonderful session today that ended with the masseuse asking if I would wear her panties home. Odd but nice.

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[QUOTE=Unitodd;2457929]Had a wonderful session today that ended with the masseuse asking if I would wear her panties home. Odd but nice.[/QUOTE]Um, how did they fit?

Had meetings in DC so I was able to stop off at TK on the way back home. I wanted to see Shiny--my experience with her last month was great--but she was not available. Susan was available.

I had a mixed experience with her a couple of months ago, technically excellent hitting all expected spots for 1. 0, but somewhat distant. I was very glad that I decided to be with her again this time. Most was the same--she follows the TK drill, but this time she was warm, engaged, and even a bit funny at times. Some nice personal touches during the entire process of take house money, table shower, massage, flip, personalized services. She enjoyed my speaking in Korean with her--well, the few words I remember anyway. Great to have two excellent options--Shiny and Susan. You good old trusted seniors can PM for details, though most of you are probably already well informed on TK and its services. . 7 1. O.

I love everything about this spa! Penny and Bebe (lovely with perfect body curves) are by far the most superior masseuses in the business. Clearly knows the body more thoroughly than most who are doing this today.

I would recommend to anybody; the experience is truly unforgettable.

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2457929]Had a wonderful session today that ended with the masseuse asking if I would wear her panties home. Odd but nice.[/QUOTE]OK, I'm stumped on this one. I don't know that much about Koreans but that doesn't sound like a cultural thing. What does that mean, that you're some kind of stud in bed?

I think maybe she saw a couple of soccer games where the guys trade their sweaty shirts at the end: O.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2463654]OK, I'm stumped on this one. I don't know that much about Koreans but that doesn't sound like a cultural thing. What does that mean, that you're some kind of stud in bed?

I think maybe she saw a couple of soccer games where the guys trade their sweaty shirts at the end: O.[/QUOTE]There is an urban legend that says there are vending machines in Tokyo that sell used schoolgirls' panties. Do a Google search and you will find a number of web sites. Melissa, the therapeutic girl in Kensington, used to offer her used panties for $10.00, but I never took her up in it.

I have been seeing her for few weeks, we lay together and talk for the last 15 minutes; she was telling me some stories of wonderful fetishes some have, I told her that I liked her panties, she said guys steal panties all the time. She asked me to put hers on. At first I said no, she insisted. They where thongs so the junk was not contained. She then said they where mine to remember her.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2463654]OK, I'm stumped on this one. I don't know that much about Koreans but that doesn't sound like a cultural thing. What does that mean, that you're some kind of stud in bed?
I think maybe she saw a couple of soccer games where the guys trade their sweaty shirts at the end: O.[/QUOTE]

Went to TK after lurking for a while. Worth the drive out there. Went on my lunch-break, there wasn't much of a wait at all. And technician was cautious of this in terms of excess perfumes. 8. 5/10 would go again.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;2463725]There is an urban legend that says there are vending machines in Tokyo that sell used schoolgirls' panties. Do a Google search and you will find a number of web sites. Melissa, the therapeutic girl in Kensington, used to offer her used panties for $10.00, but I never took her up in it.[/QUOTE]There are panty vending machines in Japan, and they even have the word "used" on the sign. The consensus is that they are not used, but they are panties. But, since it's only a consensus opinion, panty collectors can choose to believe they are real if they want.

I do have a collection of panties and bras from over 50 years of relations with women. I don't fondle them or wear them or strain my tea through them, just reminders of good times and some fine ladies. And some not really so fine.

Treated myself to relaxing time at TK.

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2489671]Treated myself to relaxing time at TK.[/QUOTE]Which provider? Thumbs up / down?

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2463654]OK, I'm stumped on this one. I don't know that much about Koreans but that doesn't sound like a cultural thing. What does that mean, that you're some kind of stud in bed?

I think maybe she saw a couple of soccer games where the guys trade their sweaty shirts at the end: O.[/QUOTE]That's a new one, U2. I take it there was more than the standard FBSM involved. Did you accept her offer, or is that an indiscreet question even for this board? Cheers.

- Roman.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;2454241]Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.[/QUOTE]I take it you're interested in "any location" in the local area. Otherwise, I could point you to a place in Bradenton, FL. But that was 12 years ago and I've not seen another since.

- Roman.

Sorry did not ask her name, as always thumbs up. If you treat them nice they treat you nice. Very relaxing session.

[QUOTE=AMP7171;2489747]Which provider? Thumbs up / down?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2490056]If you treat them nice they treat you nice. Very relaxing session.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. After my first session I've been back a few times. Always warm, welcoming, & friendly.

Very good with Shiny. BUT she is very sensitive. So could be a downer for some. Trusted Seniors can PM.

[URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/5061249433.html[/URL]

No reports. I may have to take the plunge.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2498178][URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/5061249433.html[/URL]

No reports. I may have to take the plunge.[/QUOTE]Its formerly Heaven and Pandora. Same phone number.

I stopped by and got a massage from an old lady that probably has a second job working under a bridge as a troll. I was the only one there the whole time, and on the way out they introduced me to a stunning hottie 20 something who also works there. I was basically like WTF. Why didn't she give me the massage.

Anyways, exactly the same as previously there. A giant hit or miss place. The old heaven had some of the best and some of the worst. Its like a box of chocolates where half of the box is amazing chocolate and the other half is dog turds.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2498178][URL]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/5061249433.html[/URL]

No reports. I may have to take the plunge.[/QUOTE]It was open for a while under perhaps different management and while some of the spam bots here used to post about good providers and experiences, not a single positive review held any shred of truth. The ladies were and are old and facilities remain dirty. The only positive is proximity to the freeway so you can quickly get back on track to somewhere decent.

I thought Laurel Therapy had closed, but now I see it advertising on BP again. Anyone know? If the service has improved, PM or post with caution.

The more resources the better.

Last time I talk to The lady in charge, she say she was close until she find someone to replace with the current girl. She had to close it cause the worker was closing up early when she not there. So my I guess she found someone new. I will report back when I hit up the place.

Stopped by TK this evening, never disappointed. Met with Angie, very thin woman wonderful massage session.

I saw GG or GEE GEE I forgot name. She got nice slim body and cute face.

Very funny girl. I had great massage.

Gg is sweet.