Massage Parlor Reports

Zhuxi,

I hit that place about 2 weeks ago, new mamasan's first or second day(I think her name was Linda(someone correct me if I'm wrong) or something like that). She introduced herself to me so we ended up talking for about 2 or 3 minutes before my therapist came in. I told her I use to be a regular but since the "great depression" hit I had taken a break from the local action.

She told me things were better and that new talent would keep coming and hoped I'd become a regular customer once again. Now that's good news!

Anyway, I had a good experience albeit not a full hour session(~50 min) as I think the stable was on the low side, but I did get a shower. Prices as you said were .6 which was nice, as I think .8 is bullshit!

As for the girl, she was tall, slim and nicely talented(can't remember her name, damn:() but she did speak good English and I would repeat if she's still there when I get back.

MnV


[QUOTE=Zhuxi]Had enough of MT for a while, not that it is bad, but well the providers have been the same mostly for a good while and they are a little older then what I like.

Figured it had been a while since I had been to the new 3 letter hideout. Though, I guess it isn't new anymore. (And no, not lucky enough for that to be HWC ;) )

After walking in, have you been here before. HO ho! Of course! New mamasan she should have recognized me either way! So I go in, and amazingly, no shower was offered, which, it had been a while since I had been here, but still that was a bit surprising.

She takes me to the room collects the 6, and heads out. In comes Loki (I think it is Loki, she didn't speak the best English I had ever heard). She is actually pretty damn hot. She is probably some where in the 30's but you can only tell from her face. The rest of her is tight and soft, and the bolt ons are nice.

As the new custom, she wants the C spot up front, which is fine, it didn't take away from her performance. Handled things myself the rest of the time after the CBJ. A lot of fun it was, she was willing to please, however not so willing to work. Not a massage, actually, complete lack of it. But then again, I didn't really want one anyways.

Recommended, she is fairly hot, and doesn't have a bad attitude. It had been a while since I'd been there, and I enjoyed myself. Actually, the best comment for this one would be if you like the submissive types willing to give you plenty of time to handle business, you'll love it. Don't expect a long conversation, unless you speak Korean.

Loki ------------ 6/8/7/8 (Solid scores)!

(F/B/A/S, the scale has not been used a while, oh well, neither have I ;) )

Zhuxi[/QUOTE]

Stpped by at Lilys on Sunday evening. Mamasan told me they offer only massage no more FS and quoted me. 6 for 45min and. 8 for 1 hr. I think it was BS. Walked out and went to Magical touch in Woodbridge.

Location very easy to find. Was met at the door by mamasan in her late 40's. Therapist's name was Honey. She said she was 30. No fucking way. Easily in her 40's. About 5', slim, rack wa b-c cup, ok butt.

TS wasn't great. She was quite rough and water splashed on my head and face. Didn't enjoy it.

Massage was below average. She just put some oil on me and rubbed my boddy. Then indicated to her I needed full treatment. She readily agreed to it. She got on top for some CG, which wasn't bad. Then Flipped and miss. Banged that really hard and finished. Got dressed and left.

Overall not very enjoyable. Didn't see any other therapists so cannot comment on their looks.

Looks: 5
Attitude: 6
Service: 5
Damage: 1.60

So I went to check out the place in HWC's old vicinity. It was my second time there--met Jenny. The first time I met Jenny, she met me at the door/lobby. She gave TS, pretty good medium-power messagi, and a thorough exam. Thinking that might be it, I figured I wouldn't be back. But as I left she gave me a set of shortcuts to make my next visit carte blanche.

This time I decided to see if my hard-won intel paid off. I was greeted by mamasan, graying haired petite woman of mid-40s. I thought, "Oh, fuck. " But after I gave her the house digits (. 7) and intell, she left, and in walked Jenny.

Now, I'm not particularly crazy about Jenny, so the intell I gave must correspond to her former clients only. Not good, since I like variety of Asian partygoers. Jenny looks mid-30s, not good engrish, ok face, a little bit of a paunch, B-cup, soft skin, hairy potter, but good thorough messagi.

After decent TS (better than last time, but still no big deal), on to the room for good thorough messagi. This time on the flip, meat was available with the vegetables! The message was so good, I just opted for the tug. I managed to get her to get those pesky britches off and asked for a closer view. Then "plop" right on my face for a quick lunch DATe. Almost no persuasion needed. I didn't want to sample the menu, but the vegetables were triple-washed and totally fresh from the farm. No sign of rot at all--I was impressed.

(I wish she had waxed out the rug some, something was tickling my chin on BOTH sides)

I was so impressed by the fresh produce that I popped nicely and gave a. 6 extra incentives (. 4 if not for the DATe). My feeling on Jenny is "so-so" for reasons explained above. I'd return if I could roll the dice and get another "hand". I may try one day.

TOFTT last week. I have watched Nikki post in CL and talk about her skills as a sensual massage specialist and her thick lips, etc. Sounded like it may be a good deal, so went to visit. She operates out of a hair salon (should have clued me in) but it still sounded good. Mid 20's lady, nice room, low lighting in the back. It was the first massage while the lady wore old blue jeans, and sandals, and a long dress type of top. The room is so tight she can barely move around the table, and she gives a really bad massage. On the flip she did do a standard NOVA finish, but no roaming or encouragement, etc. Her prices are high, service is low, and she is about as sexy as your grandmother.

Save your money for much better deals out there.

Hello,

Moved here from Vegas (Due to work only drag) and loved the AMP in vegas thought I would try EVA after reading here. Went on a Friday early afternoon and after the bell ring was met buy mamasan who was in early 40's nothing great said here name was Lolal or close to that. The house fee was posted and I elected for 30 min deal was then taken to room I asked for table shower said I would upgrade to 1 hr. Mamasan said take to long to get water warm. Told to get ready and on table was hoping for younger lady but back comes Mamasan OKrubdown did my standard working here for extras that always work before and nothing not even a standard NOVA finish she said no do that here only massage I married, left pissed. Weird thing was they watched me leave and get into my car I don't look at all like uncle LEO. I think I need better place.

HELP

Welcome, Cowboy. Don't worry; there are plenty of AMPs that give better service than what you got at EVA. For starters, check the [B]Sports[/B] section of the [I]Washington Post[/I] newspaper. On one of the inside pages, usually near the bottom of the page, you'll see a bunch (4-10, depending on the day) of 1"x2" ads for various spas (accupressure, therapy, etc.). Almost [U]all[/U] will be of the Asian variety. Try any one of them, and then post your findings here (giving name of the establishment, the girl & a description, ratings for face / body / attitude / service, and the type of therapy you received such as HJ, etc.). Entrance fees should range from. 6 to. 8, and the tip to the therapist can run from. 4 to $, depending on the type of service. Good luck, and

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[QUOTE=Cowboy Troy]...left pissed. Weird thing was they watched me leave and get into my car I don't look at all like uncle LEO. I think I need better place.

HELP[/QUOTE]

I was happy with the massage. She did talk to me a bit but I kinda like a quiet relaxing massage. I think most people like quiet relaxing massages. The room was tight and I did have to walk through the salon to get in. She told me that she would be moving to a larger room in the same building next week so that you don't have to walk through the salon anymore. I really like the candlelight and the warm table. She wore simple clothes at the session, which makes since, because you wouldn't want everybody else in the salon to know what was going on. She didn't hesitate to when I asked her to remove her top. Over all I did find her attractive. I quess it just depends on what you like. I like black girls anyway. She definitely is sexier than my grandmother. She gave me a good massage too.

I've recently started going to AMP but I like the Asian women who speak English. I'm tired of the broken English and rude attitude. I went to Tyson's to see Jade at Secret Temptations. She is a fun bubbly sexy one! Full Chinese. I had to ask her what her ethnic was because I couldn't even tell. I used to see Jessica there but she left and Jade is a great replacement. Even better in my opinion. She's fully shaven (most of the time), beautiful black hair and big brown eyes. (not your typical slant asian eyes.) She's also got a hot side tattoo that isn't shown in the pictures. Gives her a wild side that I can't resist.

I've never tipped before but I can't help but to tip her each time i leave.

How about a little more detail on location, $, and ratings?

We all would appreciate or PM details.

Stopped by *** for an hour appointment with Loo.- I think she gives a better than average to very good massage.- and because I can relax and nap, I also get to enjoy the dream.

Loo is probably mid-40s. Or older, slender, not very curvy-- but based on the agreed [face / body / attitude / service] scale, I think most would score her as a 7. 0 / 7. 5 /10. 0 / 8-8. 5 depending on the day.- some might say she is thin enough to qualify for spinner status, about 5'2, black hair.- and a smile that brightened my day.

I may have become one of her ATF customers.-- or at least I felt that way by the time I left. So I would score her higher (8. 5/8. 5/10/10) because today I found the massage was good and as usual the provider appropriately skilled and pleasant.

A (polite) hug Hello, (she does remember regular customers). Paid standard. 8 for the hour. While she was gone, I undressed and wrapped myself in a robe then off to TS. As I started to feel the hot water on my back, I noticed she was upset. She realized she had not provided me the change (I handed her 2-Grants). I told her to relax.- I was not worried. And I smiled. She looked really happy (perhaps it is a big deal to others). Kiss on the cheek. And a very enjoyable TS.

I like the TS best. (flame me if you like.- but the shower and sauna at CTM motivate me to return)

Once rinsed.- back to the (warm room). Face down on the table for a very thorough (and today I asked for FIRM massage). Just as she started, Loo stopped, ran out to the desk, and came back with my change. I laughed since I knew she knew it would be part of the standard tip I always leave.

The massage was FIRM. As requested. (I should have asked her to use a little lotion or oil for all the back/sholder/neck work). We chatted a little about the rain, etc. But the music plays and I am happy to be non-verbal.

After hard and firm, followed many minutes of gentle strokes in gentle places. Sometimes a gentle breeze was felt where the sun does not shine. Another kiss on the cheek. More minutes relaxing. She mentioned the room being very warm and made herself cooler.

Turned over [flip]. More gentle touches (should I have been embarrased by my hard nipples. No, I guess not, MTs must see that occastionally)

. Then some lotion to reduce friction. And a slow but very satisfying standard ending.

Hot towels. Five + more minutes of massage. Time to go. As I sat on the table, I offered to massage her sholders. So we delayed another five minutes and Loo surprised me with an unexpected squeeze as I was taking care of her neck.

I would have been inclined to leave a special gratuity, but I never carry more cash than standard rates.-- and so left 2-Jacksons. And as usual in NoVA, recieved a smile, thanks, and a "please come back soon honey" as I departed.

Some would say "standard rate for the expected experience".--but today I think I would say great value for a very enjoyed experience. Only thing.- for the first time I noticed she checked the time a few times. Guess they were getting busy.- but she did not short me.

If you visit Loo, please be nice. My last ATF went on permanent vacation.

Trusted members can PM for more details about *** Any relatives named LEO.- please accept my thanks for the real work you do and my appreciate that you not visit ***

The great thing about being a hobbyist is different strokes for different folks.
One person's love is the others hate, so I think it must be that way with Nikki. She is located in Vienna on Maple Ave near the Whole Foods. Her rate was $125 for an hour, which is significantly higher than AMPS and in my humble opinion, was well below the quality of even NOVA amps (except for VAP which is worse than Nikki's service). During my time with her, I wanted to feel her body, but there was no help or indication that it was OK, and in fact, she stayed well away from my hands while she was doing the happy ending, and never offered to take her top off or to show any skin other than her arms, face and hands.

I have been to a number of ladies that operate in business locations, and all dress appropriately to keep down the suspicions, but almost all will change into their massage attire and give you the full attention that we all want and the view to enjoy. My only word of warning is if you read between the lines on her ads, what you will decipher is not what happens in my world.

I just had a session with Connie. Shes in her 50s but has a pair on her. Nice and friendly, allows roaming.Nothing more than a nova finsh.

She gave an excellent medium massage followed by a soft finish. Superb massage.
I am relaxed now.

Went to Swan Spa across from Skyline. Nothing great. Very slow. Shower was a joke. Stood on a rubber mat in a utility room with a utility sink. She handed me the wash cloth and had me clean "myself". WTF?!

The massage was nice though. A very tiny Korean named Penny. Face was kinda rough. She took off her bra, let me touch her and did a nice finish. I would repeat for the massage and the gentle touch. They need to fix that shower though.

All you veteran NOVA massage parlor visitors, is a BJ part of the standard NOVA finish? Has anyone come up with a polite or tactful way of asking for a BJ instead of a HJ?

I could limit myself to a good massage followed by a BJ if that was something that was available at NOVA amps. One of these days a CL girl could prove risky.

[QUOTE=Brdcsttech]All you veteran NOVA massage parlor visitors, is a BJ part of the standard NOVA finish? Has anyone come up with a polite or tactful way of asking for a BJ instead of a HJ?

I could limit myself to a good massage followed by a BJ if that was something that was available at NOVA amps. One of these days a CL girl could prove risky.[/QUOTE]I have never been offered a BJ in NOVA. At a massage parlor that is. I have never really asked though, and this comes from someone who has been frequenting them for 3-4 years. If I want something more I gotta go into DC.

I had planned to either go to Best to see Connie (I really needed a good massage and she definitely provides a good one of those), but time was convenient and I was near Annandale. I hit one of the MP's there that is facing west, on the lower floor of an office complex...

A nice looking lady answered - curly shoulder length hair, nice slim figure. Wearing black. She takes me to the room on the back right. But at the last minute says - busy - you wait 20 minutes? I waivered, but said OK and handed her the .8. (ouch - miss the good ol' days).

I don't bother undressing since the room is not exactly warm and cozy. Read GQ for a bit (it's been awhile since i've done that). Finally, I hear noise in the lobby. I guess she's the only one there - or else the proper mms is napping? Anyway, I undress quickly. She says lie down? wtf - no table shower? but since i made the mistake of waiting the 20 minutes, I didn't have tons of time anyway. So she says what type of massage. Firm first, then soft. So the firm lasts all of 10 minutes, then the typical soft touches. Turn over - I ask for 2x. She says wtf (not really) but then to my surprise, OK. So the first finish I don't hold back, and poof, I'm done. She massages my front for awhile, and then asks about the 2nd. I say OK. But unfortunately, she must have thought I was still 20, because there was very little - hmmm do you call it foreplay when you know its only a typical NOVA finish. Anyway, after awhile, I realize the recharge was too short and since there was no skin available, I say forget it. So next thing I know, she is acting like we're done. 40 minutes. Damn.

Anyway, the good news is there was no game to worry about to get the NOVA finish, and 2x would have been available. I just would have liked more massagee, more time, and a bit more build up for the 2nd.

Ciao, Mr. S

Having read the mostly favorable reviews here and wanting a good actual massage, decided to try it out. Gave mamasan the fee of. 8 for the hr. Got Hannah-probably late 30s to early 40s. A bit of a belly, no ass, average build, C cups that seemed enhanced, pretty decent face. On the NOVA AMP scale she's probably a 7. She asked me if I had been there before and I truthfully said no, that it was my first time. She gave me a kiss and then led me to the ts. Turns out it was occupied. She led me back to the room and said wait one minute. She left and then another girl came in, talking as if now she was going to do the ts and massage. She was maybe mid 40s and rather thin, and plain looking. I thought Hannah looked better. I told her that I wanted the other girl and that was no problem. Hannah came back in and took me to the now unoccupied ts. She playfully squirted my package with the shower nozzle before I got on the table. Above average ts, washed the important parts thoroughly. One rather unexpected thing that she did-a first for me at an AMP-was she popped a blackhead/cyst that was on my forehead. A bit strange, but I guess I didn't mind. Hey, if it's fun go for it.

Others have said they give good massages here, and I would definitely agree. Probably among the better massages that I've had at an AMP. Worked my whole backside very well. Did the walking on the back thing. A few minutes of the light teasing type of rubbing then the flip. Started a great HJ without being asked, lots of kissing and licking on my nipples. Gave full roaming access downstairs. Took her shirt off and lifted her bra up to reveal the aforementioned enhanced Cs. She wouldn't let me lick them but did let me touch them. Gave a few minutes of Russian, which was nice. Stuck her finger in my ass and finished off the HJ. Brought in some warm towels for cleanup and that was it. The only downside was that I was in and out in 45 mins. Other than that, I'd say this might be my best NOVA AMP experience ever. I read other reports saying that everyone tips. 2 here, but I felt like for the level of service provided I ought to give at least. 3, which is what I left. She picked it up and said ". 3? " kind of surprised and mildly disappointed. I told her I'd come back soon and bring more next time and she seemed ok with that.compared to other NOVA AMPs and considering her massage, service, and attitude, I wouldn't have felt bad leaving. 4. Considering that this is NOVA and not DC I'd rate her 7. 5/7/8. 5/8. 5.

[QUOTE=Oldrasputin]Having read the mostly favorable reviews here and wanting a good actual massage, decided to try it out. Gave mamasan the fee of. 8 for the hr. Got Hannah-probably late 30s to early 40s. A bit of a belly, no ass, average build, C cups that seemed enhanced, pretty decent face. On the NOVA AMP scale she's probably a 7. She asked me if I had been there before and I truthfully said no, that it was my first time. She gave me a kiss and then led me to the ts. Turns out it was occupied. She led me back to the room and said wait one minute. She left and then another girl came in, talking as if now she was going to do the ts and massage. She was maybe mid 40s and rather thin, and plain looking. I thought Hannah looked better. I told her that I wanted the other girl and that was no problem. Hannah came back in and took me to the now unoccupied ts. She playfully squirted my package with the shower nozzle before I got on the table. Above average ts, washed the important parts thoroughly. One rather unexpected thing that she did-a first for me at an AMP-was she popped a blackhead/cyst that was on my forehead. A bit strange, but I guess I didn't mind. Hey, if it's fun go for it.

Others have said they give good massages here, and I would definitely agree. Probably among the better massages that I've had at an AMP. Worked my whole backside very well. Did the walking on the back thing. A few minutes of the light teasing type of rubbing then the flip. Started a great HJ without being asked, lots of kissing and licking on my nipples. Gave full roaming access downstairs. Took her shirt off and lifted her bra up to reveal the aforementioned enhanced Cs. She wouldn't let me lick them but did let me touch them. Gave a few minutes of Russian, which was nice. Stuck her finger in my ass and finished off the HJ. Brought in some warm towels for cleanup and that was it. The only downside was that I was in and out in 45 mins. Other than that, I'd say this might be my best NOVA AMP experience ever. I read other reports saying that everyone tips. 2 here, but I felt like for the level of service provided I ought to give at least. 3, which is what I left. She picked it up and said ". 3? " kind of surprised and mildly disappointed. I told her I'd come back soon and bring more next time and she seemed ok with that.compared to other NOVA AMPs and considering her massage, service, and attitude, I wouldn't have felt bad leaving. 4. Considering that this is NOVA and not DC I'd rate her 7. 5/7/8. 5/8. 5.[/QUOTE]

I would normally leave .4 for this. I don't think .2 really is very normal...

[QUOTE=Oldrasputin]Having read the mostly favorable reviews here and wanting a good actual massage, decided to try it out. <<>>

Others have said they give good massages here, and I would definitely agree. Probably among the better massages that I've had at an AMP.

<> Started a great HJ without being asked, l

<> ... I'd say this might be my best NOVA AMP experience ever.
I read other reports saying that everyone tips.

<> [/QUOTE]A stingy as a kosack, Rasputin. From RTFF, you would know for the level of service and obvious enjoyment you experienced a two-Jackson (. 4) tip would have been "standard".--

Early in my hobbying I made the same error at a different location.- fortunately for me the Mamasan (very gently) told me I really should show my provider a little more gratitude. She was gentle because I was a repeat customer, and that I was new to all the AMP benefits (I actually stopped the provider from providing me a very relaxing ending on my 2nd visit (the first time the drape had been removed). Yes.- I was that naive, I really had no idea).

Shortly after that time I found this forum, found some wisdom from seniors.- and on my next visit, I made amends to both Mamasan and provider. [All smiles. And everyone happy including me].

Since this is a CC I am never sure if it should go under Escort or Massage Parlor. Anyway, go to the Escort section and read my report on her there.

JJ

Over the weekend there was Uncle LEO in the parking lot at SKO.

That was enough to deter.

No mamasan.

.6 for 1/2 hour

.6 since I was new?

Susan was provider (hot) mid 20's

Very clean room

Asked for soft, medium or finger tip massage

Flip after 10 minutes.

. 2 for topless finish

So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?

.6 for 30 and. 8 for 60 is standard. Occassionaly you can get 60 for. 7.

On the other hand you can get the asian hour. 8 for 40

[QUOTE=Ohio4413]No mamasan.

.6 for 1/2 hour

.6 since I was new?

Susan was provider (hot) mid 20's

Very clean room

Asked for soft, medium or finger tip massage

Flip after 10 minutes.

. 2 for topless finish[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Snoose]So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?[/QUOTE]

RTFF! If you did that you would know what services and fees to expect.

What services did you get during your time? We post reports here with details and information mongers can use to make their choices. It looks like you are posting some kind of complaint. It just looks like you posted a bunch of nonsense to me, no details or anything.

[QUOTE=The Snoose]So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?[/QUOTE]

Well, you're not very good at math.

Went to Tea Tree today (I know I'm supposed to say "in my dream", but I don't think that's got a snowball's chance in hell of fooling a LEO or saving my ass in court). Good location, fairly private but convenient. Office condo (townhouse style) with 2 businesses (upper and lower) per "unit", so there is another business that uses the same entrance and no need to duck and cover. You don't stand out in the parking lot, or look weird entering the building. The layout is naturally twisty and not open to viewing from any major thoroughfares, but not suspicious. Easy to make a quick pass around to look for Uncle.

Not for nuthin', but as for bona fides, this is not my first rodeo. I'm a vet of the old Golden, Sun Star, Kim's, etc. Even Jenny at ATMB (where the hell is she? ), more in NYC. I just found out about this website recently, and have spent some time R-ingTFF. Lots and lots of good info here, although it amazes me how much more reporting gets done on the DC board than on this one. I would have figured there would be a lot more overlap, although it seems that the DC board is more frequented by lower Marylanders, and the VA board is more focused on the Woodbridge area, so maybe not as much overlap as it would at first seem.

Not that you give a shit about my theories, so here goes the report.

Saw Sandy. She was appropriately cautious. A little old for my taste, round-ish face, my guess (as accurate as you can be with Asian chicks) is late 40's. Basically, could have been mama-san (of which there was none).

No TS. She said they had a stand-up shower and a sauna, but I was led directly into the massage room and never saw either of them (she told me about them later), so I don't know what the routine is there. Actually, a pretty good massage. Found some knots, etc. Although I didn't get any back-walking, the bar was there, so either I am not yet on the pfd list, or another provider utilizes that technique.

As a first-timer there, she asked me on the flip if there was anything she missed, and I had to manually guide her to the only as-of-yet untouched spot. She feigned surprise. From there, things proceeded in a typical NoVA fashion and were fairly mechanical, although roaming was allowed (she seemed to derive no pleasure from it, and I didn't push inside any covers, so it too was mechanical). I have an inclination that there might be more services available for repeat customers, but nothing except conjecture with which to back that up. Frankly, I might be inclined to look for another provider next time, although there is something to be said for developing a rap and desperate times and all that. .

She did say that on my next visit I they would have the "frequent flyer" cards printed and I should ask for one. In my mind, this is a sure sign that they are not long for this world. Establishments that give you pieces of paper to take out into the real world with you do not seem to last that long, it seems to me.
Particulars:

House / tip - .8 / .4
Face - 3
Body - 3 (I think)
Service - 5
Massage - 7
Attitude - 6/7 (could be improvement on repeat)

While this may seem a bit harsh, to each his own. Didn't flip the switch for me.
At the end of the day, maybe worth a repeat (given the Kimberly review I've read), but I'm not cutting a hole in my day for it.

Raise a glass to safety and discretion.

[QUOTE=The Snoose]So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?[/QUOTE]Wow, thats sort of funny.

O oops! I mean a total of $160

I walked in. Collected the house fee. 8 and she goes the stander tip is. 6 soo I got a little confused. Since I've been readin this fourm for quite a while now and I know you guys usually pay like. 2 or. 4 max. So w/e asked if I wanted a TS I said no thanks. Got on the table. Okay massage. 20 mins later fliped. I'll stick with my CC at 321.

[QUOTE=The Snoose]O oops! I mean a total of $160

I walked in. Collected the house fee. 8 and she goes the stander tip is. 6 soo I got a little confused. Since I've been readin this fourm for quite a while now and I know you guys usually pay like. 2 or. 4 max. So w/e asked if I wanted a TS I said no thanks. Got on the table. Okay massage. 20 mins later fliped. I'll stick with my CC at 321.[/QUOTE]

LOL, that still doesn't add up to $160....

Went to MT for a lunch time visit on Friday and ULE was in the parking lot sitting in his car. I ate at subway to see if he would leave and by the time I got done he was still there so I left. The TLK place had a lot of activity in front so it just wasn't the day. Just a heads up.

Apparently he is not good at math, and it seems that he might not be that good at lying. For the amount of money that you give at these amps, you just do not forget how and who you parcel it out to. Nice try newbie. Your report is just too generic. There are certain elements that a report would have to have to even be considered as true. Unfortunately, your report does not have them. I am not going to tell you your mistakes. That would be too easy. If you are a true monger, you will soon figure it out. If you are ULE you will not be able to. Let's see if you get it right on your next report. We will be watching you.


Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Deep Six]Wow, thats sort of funny.[/QUOTE]


Guess every guy who goes to an AMP can't be educated. Makes me wonder who else is going.

And yes. 8 + 8. That was hilarious.

So had a dream yada yada I finally went to check out best after all the glowing reviews. Got there was met by Sarah. Very nice body little bit older but in a tight top and biker shorts. Asked me if it was my first time. Said yes first time here but have been to many others and listed them. Opted for the hour so. 8 to the house. TS was ok. Nothing really special. Then off to the massage. Now I must admit her massage skills were quite good. But over heard some other monger in the hall asking for her. After that seemd everything got rushed. Did the flip. She played a little with my backside and my front but I kept cutting her attention to themember off since I dident want it to end too quick. Then she just told me to do it myself when ready. Ugg. Little bit of roaming was allowed but no clothing came off.

I was not impressed at all. Even gave her the. 4 tip. Maybe next time it will be better. Heck if I know. Doubt I'm going to try that place again. I had better experiances at Angel or Herndon. This experiance made me wonder if I should bother with the hobby anymore.

Of course YMMV but dident go well for me.

Spent an interesting hour at an old haunt where I have spent much time and $ there two years ago. Dropped by Saturday afternoon after calling and was greeted by a very pleasant and enthusiastic 40ish lady named Luby. She answered the phone when I called and seemed to be the only one there at the time, which she confirmed later.

Paid the house .8 and escorted to the shower. Nice TS but she seemed shy about special parts but soon smiled and everything was spick and span when done.

The massage was firm and very complete. As she sat on my but massaging I could feel her grinding in a little bit but nothing too obvious. On the flip, which I initiated, I drew her forward to lay on me and that seemed to loosen things up a little more. She proceeded with some GFE which was wamly received. She was unwilling to have me unhook her bra but quickly lifted up her blouse and bra to expose two very nicely enhanced Bs which she freely shared.

She slid down and began paying attention to the boys and thought maybe some BBBJ would follow but it didn't happen. I tried to encourage her but she smiled as she got up for some lube and proceeded with the normal NOVA finish. I was free to roam but doubt that anything else might be available - even though we were alone.

She informed me that she was part time and wasn't sure of her future schedule.

House / tip - .8 / .4
Face - 5
Body - 7
Service - 7
Massage - 7
Attitude - 8/9

Would return especially due to her friendly and energetic attitude.

She informed me that they were changing the name to Holiday Spa - new name but old spot.

Good fishing!

[QUOTE=NewInnVA]So had a dream yada yada I finally went to check out best after all the glowing reviews. Got there was met by Sarah. Very nice body little bit older but in a tight top and biker shorts. Asked me if it was my first time. Said yes first time here but have been to many others and listed them. Opted for the hour so. 8 to the house. TS was ok. Nothing really special. Then off to the massage. Now I must admit her massage skills were quite good. But over heard some other monger in the hall asking for her. After that seemd everything got rushed. Did the flip. She played a little with my backside and my front but I kept cutting her attention to themember off since I dident want it to end too quick. Then she just told me to do it myself when ready. Ugg. Little bit of roaming was allowed but no clothing came off.

I was not impressed at all. Even gave her the. 4 tip. Maybe next time it will be better. Heck if I know. Doubt I'm going to try that place again. I had better experiances at Angel or Herndon. This experiance made me wonder if I should bother with the hobby anymore.

Of course YMMV but dident go well for me.[/QUOTE]I had a much better experience with Sarah than you reported some time ago.

She was very pleasant and the second visit I enjoyed some very nice DATY and sensual finish. I thought she was gone but will return to see if she was just in a rush for the next J or if her attitude has really changed.

Will report my findings.

Hello to All,

I've been reading this forum for a quite some time. As a general rule I avoid VA for the more reliable and full service DC massage establishments. I'm particularly fond of "Green" which though in general not spectacular is none the less predictable and for my taste a cut above most.

I did try something in VA today which I pulled from the City Paper. My report, advise, plea, AVOID.

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I searched everywhere I could, including the forums here and could find only a little. The little I did find seemed "okay". Well in the hope of saving others from my mistake here is basically my experence.

Off I went. I was first sent to a condo in 7 corners. On the second call I'm told that there is a water problem in the condo and could I come 30 minutes later. Well no problem really so I agree. About 10 minutes later I get a call sending me to office building behind the Sears at 7 Corners. As we all no doubt understand if the head on top was in control at that moment I should have bolted; but again I agreed.

Awaiting me in this office was little more that a couple massage tables and a not very pretty Chinese woman of about 40. I should have bolted again, but to my shame I did not.

No shower, no massage, not pretty; and very rudimentery service that made me feel more like a barnyard animal than a man.

I am making a promise to myself and all other kindred spirits in this forum that I will never again accept such low quality service. Big head ultimately will tell little head that poor quality does not sooth the fire inside. The fire inside is what it is to be a man and that deserves respect.

Equally, through the years, I've had girls who have treated me very well indeed. The thought that the money I spent today could have gone to one of them instead infuriates me to no end. Not only have I done myself and injustice but to all those who have treated me well I likewise feel regret.

I'm not TOFTT, and it feels to me like no one should. They're blasting CL with "grand opening" posts. When you call, they don't answer, but they call you back right away. When they call, it's a native english-speaking guy, not a mamasan.

Feels like they're taking and verifying your cell number. Also, I saw some negative reviews on CL (I saw one accusing them of bait-and-switch, whatever that might mean) which were apparently later flagged and removed.

I don't know whether they're scammers or LE, or neither (to be fair), but something just does not feel right, and has the feel of a setup. If anyone has info to the contrary, I am certainly willing to be proven wrong.

Additionally, I saw some reference to them on this board from a while ago, but at a different address. Some of the same concerns were expressed then. Again, none of this is more than anecdotal, but I won't ever be calling them again.

For what it's worth, in my 30 seconds with them on the phone, the guy asked if I wanted "something in the next 30-45 minutes", and quoted $ for an hour.

Are any of these places near Reston?

Saw the ad on CL: [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/580934753.html[/url]

And here's their website: [url]http://bestseductivepleasures.com[/url]

have no clue about them, but somebody must have looked into it...