Do not go here, they take your money and tell you to leave
[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wow-hot-and-ready-new-100-real-cuban-playmate-elite-companion-killer-curves-23/20730479[/url]
Went there, only 2 girls working not the ones in the pic, terrible looking took $$.30 for FS but gave only a HJ and told me to leave after 15 min and said "don't give me trouble, else you'll be in trouble" felt really ripped off and couldn't do anything. Wanted to advice that do not go there its a trap. Doesn't let you touch anything, doesn't talk really poor service, guys save yourself some money and find someone else. # 786-XXX-0614.
How to tell if pics are fake
Sup fellas, this is Frankie, I have read a bunch of posts of guys falling for the fake picture escort ads. I was just like you and fed up with all the lies and bait and switches. I almost gave up on BP and CL but I wanted to find a way to avoid this and save time, gas, and my personal safety. So here are 5 tips you can use to avoid getting trapped.
Step 1. Use a reverse image search website like tineye (copy the url and paste it on their search engine,) it will tell you how many times the images on the eescort's ad have been used and sometimes even the name of the model or pornstar in the image. You could also use google image search but you first have to save the image and then upload it to google image search.
Step 2. Use escortphonesearch, type in the escorts phone number and you will see all of her past posts and might even find images of her that are very unattractive.
Step 3. Use several escort review sites such as usasexgguide, there are other good ones but I doubt I could post them here without getting in trouble.
Step 4. Call the girl, check to see if she sounds like her age, sounds like her weight, and whether or not she sounds interested or disinterested (dead fish).
Step 5. Leave all expensive valuables in the car (cell phone, wallet, sunglasses etc) just bring the cash for her services.
Very important safety tips is never, ever, ever walk into a room with the door slightly opened. Have the escort meet you at the door, or even ask if she could step outside so that you know what room to go to. Last year when I walked into an open hotel room the escort told me to sit on the bed and hand her the $100. I said wait a minute you are not the girl from the pic and that I was leaving. She then ran past me to block the door and pulled out a kitchen knife. She said I could either pay her for her companionship or pay her to leave in one piece. I said I only had $40 on me and she got so pissed she told me to leave my shoes too. She had originally asked for my cell phone but luckily I left it in the car.
Be smart, stay safe, and stay ahead of the game and you should save yourself a whole lot of trouble.
Drunken Hialeah incall wasted my money
So this is my first escort review. I've done BP plenty of times but didn't know there was a website where you could review and comment about your experiences. Anyways I was at Porkys stripclub in Hialeah getting hammered because I lost a bet to my friend about who was going to win the UFC fight on Saturday night. He said I could either pay him $100 or use that money on a BP chick, BUT he has to chose the girl.
Using my second head I decided to go with the backpage.
After some searching through his Iphone and calling several numbers he finally got in contact with an escort. He set up a meeting with her at the Hialeah Executive Motel. He was giggling and laughing throughout the car ride to the motel. I knew I was getting screwed over.
[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-bird-special-available-now-sexi-mami-786423-7962-2-girls-roxy-or-jackie-25/21281447[/url]
Apparently, he first tried setting the appointment with Jackie which is the second BBW in the ad. But she was booked somehow? So I got the first girl in the photos named Roxi. Her pictures are accurate from her belly pouch, saggy just gave birth tits, to the ghetto tattoos all over her body. She's about 5'0' 165lbs tanned skinned butter face.
I got to the place and asked her how much is the damage, she said $100 for half or $80 for quick. I went with the quick.
She put my rubber on with her mouth but I got NO CBJ. She then went doggy position and I said "wait no BJ?" she said not for quicks. Whatever? So I started pumping her doggy and she said "yea baby F*k me" a couple of times. Then she just turned into a dead fish silent clock watcher. At the ten minute mark she gave me a heads up saying you got 5 more minutes till the session gets terminated. That was a real turn off, it was like I was screwing a Terminator or something? So I lost my erection right after I heard her say that and told her that I was done. She said I could wash up in the bathroom but quickly because she has another appointment on the way.
All in all, I won't be betting on backpage chicks as rewards or penalties. If I lose a bet I'll just pay up in cash LOL. And I've noticed that a good majority of Hialeah chicks are just flat out disgusting. This was my worst backpage experience ever in the 5 years that I've been backpaging. Even the smelly pussy escorts are way better then this girl.
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Saturday afternoon plowing
[QUOTE=PeterPipes;1792717]I won't mention her name to respect her privacy as a public figure in her country since she is one. She was working as an agency escort for a while about 7 years ago but has since only gone with regulars from those days. She's about 5'6", in her late 40s, blonde hair, nice thick ass, great artificial rack and awesome suction skills. She's back in town for a few weeks so if anybody knows her PM me and if you provide enough details to prove you have seen her before I will hook you up with the digits. Please only PM me if you think you know her. She's not cheap, YMMV but she starts at 2 bens and up depending on your needs.[/QUOTE]I got to plow this one again Saturday afternoon at her apartment hotel at the Viceroy on Brickell. The place is definitely high end and so is this MILF's appetite for getting serviced 'no holes' barred style, she can take a serious plowing. I nailed her on the white leather sofa in front of the miami skyline with the curtains wide pen at high noon and she loved it. She leaves Friday and she won't be back for a few months but at 2. Per I don't know if I will see her again before she leaves.