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I check out this provider and even got some home vid to boot. Chocolate as the come. She contacted me by email. I have a Sipsap account. I checked her out after Drkrider review.

Drkrider is to the point on her description and rate. I would not call her medium, but close to BBW.

She did outcall for the same rate. Which was nice and the winner for me.

Let me get to the details. I did not release. She was too much of the director. Let me hit doggy and then jumping up to suck and then doggy and jumping up to suck. Plus, it is a turn off when a provider does not have lube. So, she is spitting and slobbering all over my F'ing bed. I was like damn. I got to wash these sheets today. Change of rubs and still the same missy and suck and missy and suck. At this point, Pimp Trick is trying not to release the Incredible Pimp and slap her silly. I was truly blown. Looks are 5 and service is: 2 = could have went to the loop and got better service.

I will give her another go and make it Burger King. (My way or the next report will not be positive).

Pimp Trick. Rolling with blue balls.

[QUOTE=Drkrider]So I ventured out again yesterday. I found Brianna on SipSap.com. I had a taste for chocolate.

She's medium/curvy with large breasts, soft skin and tatoos and a pleasant personality.

I sent her a few emails on the website and she offered me a reasonable rate of.8/hhr.

Hooked up at her spot in NE. She came to the door butt naked and freshly showered. Escorted me to her room and told me to get comfortable. Her pics are accurate, she's thick and busty. Not fat.

CBJ handled well and 2 positions later (doggie, Mish) I was a satisfied customer. No rush, faking or whining about "taking it easy". She wasn't GFE, but I'll def. Return. The rate, location, body/face and attitude made for an overall enjoyable experience. When she got dressed later, she put on this tight form fitting dress which showed her cleavage. If I saw her in that on the street or in a club. I'd be all over her.

She works a regular job but hobby's on the side and she's also looking to increase her clientele. We even went to a few websites afterwards as I gave her tips on where to advertise.

Here is a link to her profile.

[url]www.luvumore22.sipsap.com[/url]

Happy Hunting,

Drkrider[/QUOTE]

Sorry to hear that it didn't work out PTrick. I'm planning on checking her out again, unless I get "distracted" by another busty chocolate chik.

Drkrider

I was wondering if any of you can hook a rookie up?? I will be heading to Bethesda, MD on the 27th for a few days. Are there any good massage place that provide FS in the Bethesda area?? If not does anyone have any review on Amanda. This is her post on CL please see below.

[quote]*HERE ON BUSINESS??*JET LAG ??*UNRUSHED !!*MASSAGE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM* - w4m (ღ*ღ*outcalls Bethesda/Rockville *ღ)
Date: 2009-08-12, 7:22PM EDT
Reply to: [email]serv-mgckd-1320170806@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

When Calling Me Please Be Respectful....No Dirty Questions. Please remain A Gentleman, I will hang up!!!

"CURRENTLY OFFERING SENSUAL MASSAGES CALL NOW!!"

HELLO MEN I AM AMANDA I DO SPECIALIZE IN A VERY SENSUAL FULL BODY MASSAGE I AM A 5'5 115 36 D WITH A SMALL PETITE SIZE WAIST AND A FABULOUS SOFT TO THE TOUCH SEXY ASS I AM LIGHT-SKINNED COMPLECTED BI-RACIAL BEAUTY WITH SILKY BLACK HAIR IF THIS INTRIGUES YOU CALL ME AND MAKE YOU'RE APPT TODAY. I DO DRESS BUISNESS CASUAL AND CAN COME TO YOU AT ANY PLACE AND AT ANY TIME

I SPECIALIZE IN MASSAGE THERAPY

When Calling Me Please Be Respectful....No Dirty Questions. Please remain A Gentleman, I will hang up!!

SET YOU'RE APPT NOW ASK FOR AMANDA
540***446***1156[/quote]

Saw this ad posted on craigslist today and had to post it here.

"Recent and Accuate Pics! YOU can't find anything better then this. (MANASSAS)"

If we CAN'T find anything better than this, we're in trouble guys! LOL

What a mess!

Took a break from the the civi world to hook up with backpage. Lookin like the girl next door, I decided to take the plunge.

[b]Format Creds go to: Original Man 78[/b]

[b]Escort:[/b] PAYTON

[b]Labor Negotiations:[/b] She wanted 1., told her I had .6 for fs. She agreed because business was slow and the room had to be paid for.

[b]Notel incall:[/b] Met at a side door of the no-tel and walked to the 2nd floor, I was advised of a pat down to make I wasn't le. No problem. Elevator door opens, we walk in and join a guy to the 4th floor, he exits.
[b]Was he mgmt?[/b] As soon as the door closes, [b]we[/b] perform a formal and official pat down as we go to 5.

[b]Description:[/b] Bout 5' 6" 135 Slim, and easy on the eyes.[b][size=-2](The look was the Hook)[/size][/b]
Body is smooth, nice & tight except for the tattooed thigh, felt like braille.
[b]Stevie would've loved that sh!t[/b]:D Tits are not bad, don't know why she keep'em covered on back page.

[b]The Events:[/b] Once in the room she wanted me to undress to confirm my validity. She had been once bitten and is now twice shy. Payton disrobed and kneeled doggie on the edge of the bed, face down and ass high. I tried to flatten and compress that ass for all it was worth! She rose up and arched her back as to limit penetration.
Flipped her over to hit it mish. Attemted to lock both thighs on my arms, but she could only handle one leg locked. I for one like complete, entire, maximum penetration along with physical feedback

[b]Conclusion:[/b] Her output opposed the my input [color=red][b](negative feedback)[/b][/color] no attempt to aid the input [color=green][b](positive feedback).[/b][/color]
Not at all rushed, but [b]YMMV[/b]. For me, not a repeat; I should've summoned Candy.

Hey guys,

New member here. I saw morgan today from backpage the self proclaimed BBJ Queen. I called her up it was a standard two call system. Got the spot info and was on my way. When I arrived I called again no answer. Waited about 10 minutes in the car she calls me back and gives me the room number. Morgan answers the door with only a towel on and I was like dawm this chick is thick, we get down to buisness and with out a notice I'm getting the best BBJ I ever had in my life. I wanted to bust a nut in her mouth right then and there but I held back. I turned her doggie from some greek busted a nut mish it was good.

The girl in the photo is a slim, fair-skinned Chinese girl (believe me I know the difference). The one that answered the door was at least 15 pounds heavier, barely looked Asian, maybe Thai or even Hispanic. I would say her waist and hip size was at lease 36 or 38. Not what I was looking for at all so I bailed.

Now, if anyone knows of a provider in the area that actually looks like the photo's of "Cookie", I'd appreciate the favor, especially after TOFTT.

Drkrider,

Got the repeat yesterday. She is now my Outcall go to provider. I will have to eat my review. Big Time. See my next post.

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Sorry to hear that it didn't work out PTrick. I'm planning on checking her out again, unless I get "distracted" by another busty chocolate chik.

Drkrider[/QUOTE]

Dude to the fact that PT likes things a little Thugged. I am like WTF on another dude pat down. That is gay and will not happen. Nice price. Which would be the reason for YMMV. I would be pat down on the dude to make sure he was not LE.

Pimp Trick is still tripping off the double pat down. The dude pat down was simple assault. I am heated that my man X had to go through this. I think it is time for Pimp Trick to bring out his Rollers on this one.

Candi is on ready standby. I do not call anyone, but her when it is time to get busy. Heck, I need to call her today.

PT boiling hot on this Providers engagement policy.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Took a break from the the civi world to hook up with backpage. Lookin like the girl next door, I decided to take the plunge.

[b]Format Creds go to: Original Man 78[/b]

[b]Escort:[/b] PAYTON

[b]Labor Negotiations:[/b] She wanted 1., told her I had .6 for fs. She agreed because business was slow and the room had to be paid for.

[b]Notel incall:[/b] Met at a side door of the no-tel and walked to the 2nd floor, I was advised of a pat down to make I wasn't le. No problem. Elevator door opens, we walk in and join a guy to the 4th floor, he exits.
[b]Was he mgmt?[/b] As soon as the door closes, [b]we[/b] perform a formal and official pat down as we go to 5.

[b]Description:[/b] Bout 5' 6" 135 Slim, and easy on the eyes.[b][size=-2](The look was the Hook)[/size][/b]
Body is smooth, nice & tight except for the tattooed thigh, felt like braille.
[b]Stevie would've loved that sh!t[/b]:D Tits are not bad, don't know why she keep'em covered on back page.

[b]The Events:[/b] Once in the room she wanted me to undress to confirm my validity. She had been once bitten and is now twice shy. Payton disrobed and kneeled doggie on the edge of the bed, face down and ass high. I tried to flatten and compress that ass for all it was worth! She rose up and arched her back as to limit penetration.
Flipped her over to hit it mish. Attemted to lock both thighs on my arms, but she could only handle one leg locked. I for one like complete, entire, maximum penetration along with physical feedback

[b]Conclusion:[/b] Her output opposed the my input [color=red][b](negative feedback)[/b][/color] no attempt to aid the input [color=green][b](positive feedback).[/b][/color]
Not at all rushed, but [b]YMMV[/b]. For me, not a repeat; I should've summoned Candy.[/QUOTE]

Pt,

I went to see her again myself and I enjoyed my experience as well. I visited her at a hotel in College Park. I'm a sucker for thick busty chocolate women with soft bodies. We did muliple positions and there was no rush. I will continue to repeat.

Drkrider

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Dude to the fact that PT likes things a little Thugged. I am like WTF on another dude pat down. That is gay and will not happen. Nice price. Which would be the reason for YMMV. I would be pat down on the dude to make sure he was not LE.

Pimp Trick is still tripping off the double pat down. The dude pat down was simple assault. I am heated that my man X had to go through this. I think it is time for Pimp Trick to bring out his Rollers on this one.

Candi is on ready standby. I do not call anyone, but her when it is time to get busy. Heck, I need to call her today.

PT boiling hot on this Providers engagement policy.[/QUOTE]

[b]Noooooo.......Ohhh Hell to the Naw Naw![/b] I think the way I wrote my piece was misleading; it should've read like this:

[b]Notel incall:[/b] Met at a side door of the no-tel and walked up to the 2nd floor. Payton wanted to personally pat me down, to make I wasn't le. No problem. Elevator door opens on the 2nd floor, we walk in and join a guy to the 4th floor, he exits on the 4th floor.
[color=blue][size=+2][b][u]The pat down commenced after he exits on the 4th floor![/u][/b][/size][/color]

Was he mgmt? As soon as the door closes, we [size=-2][b](Payton and I)[/size][/b] perform a formal and official pat down on the way up to the 5th floor.

Will defitnately give Candy a repeat!! [b]She should make a contract:[/b]

[b]"I'll give you a money-back guarantee, if I don't perform satisfactorily for any given length of time." [size=-2](If you last)[/size][/b]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Drkrider,

Got the repeat yesterday. She is now my Outcall go to provider. I will have to eat my review. Big Time. See my next post.[/QUOTE]
averaging out Drkrider and PT's reviews, decided this was tonight's action. Wasted a lot of time from 6pm until now with "call you back..." and "...be right over" until I blown all my eggs in this basket. So ending tonight disappointed. Sounds like her performance has gotten better over time but she totally blew me off tonight.

X,

I got her figured out. Hit and keep hitting until you get use to it. Plus, with her rate. It is an Outcall stimulus package.

I got her queue up for Friday. Plus, my time is getting betta and betta. I will make her say. You are taking to long. HAHAHA.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta][b]Noooooo.......Ohhh Hell to the Naw Naw![/b] I think the way I wrote my piece was misleading; it should've read like this:

[b]Notel incall:[/b] Met at a side door of the no-tel and walked up to the 2nd floor. Payton wanted to personally pat me down, to make I wasn't le. No problem. Elevator door opens on the 2nd floor, we walk in and join a guy to the 4th floor, he exits on the 4th floor.
[color=blue][size=+2][b][u]The pat down commenced after he exits on the 4th floor![/u][/b][/size][/color]

Was he mgmt? As soon as the door closes, we [size=-2][b](Payton and I)[/size][/b] perform a formal and official pat down on the way up to the 5th floor.

Will defitnately give Candy a repeat!! [b]She should make a contract:[/b]

[b]"I'll give you a money-back guarantee, if I don't perform satisfactorily for any given length of time." [size=-2](If you last)[/size][/b][/QUOTE]

I called her today and got the blow off. Well that she was with a client. Gave me my next appt date. I think she is posted on Back page and you know how fresh meat goes on that market.

I got to get around to writing that review. I trying to get the BJ off my mind. That was a distraction and hampering my Gin and Juice review.

[QUOTE=WebDog]averaging out Drkrider and PT's reviews, decided this was tonight's action. Wasted a lot of time from 6pm until now with "call you back..." and "...be right over" until I blown all my eggs in this basket. So ending tonight disappointed. Sounds like her performance has gotten better over time but she totally blew me off tonight.[/QUOTE]

I called amanda in crystal city early sunday morning, I have seen her pics and wanted to sample her. She answers and says when you are in cc call her so I get to the area call her back and she hangs up on me I waited about 30 minutes and same thing, this girl posts all the time not sure if anyone else has been able to see her.

I got a call back from someone I had called earlier -- posting on CL with a 415 area code. Visiting here from the Bay Area. I had already gone to bed so I said forget it. She said she would come right over and was across the street so I said okay. Did a 1/2 hour for $0.8 inclusive. No upsell which was a nice change of pace. Everything covered, but got down to business with a CBJ, then mish, doggie, and finish with a CBJTC (with everything covered it took the full 1/2 hour.) Not GFE but was not mechanical; nice mutual rubbing and got into me sucking her ample titties.

She was young; into it but not a pro. Not bad considering the damage (that was the $0.8 I was holding for Brianna.) Goes to show that they'll just like the Metro --miss one and there another on the way. But I am still thinking that for the same money Brianna would be better.

Here's her latest ad. Not surprisingly that's not her in the picture but its pretty close to reality. She was darker with more of a gut but nice tits, a cute face, and real nice hitting it from behind [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ads/1330184000.html[/url]


FYI - got stood up by Brianna again today. F that b##ch.

Had a good time. Definetly recommend her. She has a nice body and attitude. She is hard to get a hold of. but once you get a hold of her she will make it worth your while.

[url]http://www.nicole911.webs.com/[/url]

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_fast_and_furious_action_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1786855[/url]

Came across this. If you are careful, you should be alright. But just throwing this out there for your info:

Police Crack Down on Prostitution, But Will It Work?

Crackdown draws some doubt
By MATTHEW STABLEY
Sat, Aug 22, 2009

Link:
[url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Police-Crack-Down-on-Prostitution-But-Will-It-Work-54038877.html[/url]

IIRC, areas east of 7th are tranny neighborhoods. Click on the video in that link, and listen to Kaiya's voice. Although the reporter refers to "her", the voice and the look of that one says "tranny" all the way.

[QUOTE=Vontexxx]Came across this. If you are careful, you should be alright. But just throwing this out there for your info:

Police Crack Down on Prostitution, But Will It Work?

Crackdown draws some doubt
By MATTHEW STABLEY
Sat, Aug 22, 2009

Link:
[url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Police-Crack-Down-on-Prostitution-But-Will-It-Work-54038877.html[/url][/QUOTE][size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I am aware that the vast majority of references to transvestites or transsexuals are legitimate attempts to warn other fellow members about how easy it is to accidentally pickup transvestites or transsexuals, etc. However, past discussions in the Forum has repeatedly demonstrated that the subject simply cannot be discussed intelligently, in any form or for any reason, without being misinterpreted and without starting flame wars.

Please do not post information about or references to transvestites or transsexuals in the Forum. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/size]

The girls I enjoy seeing when I drive the street even if I am not looking to be tempted but hitting them for:

""If they're congregating, officers can tell them, 'Hey, you can't be in this zone.'""

I hope the will take that same approach for the day laborers!


[QUOTE=Vontexxx]Came across this. If you are careful, you should be alright. But just throwing this out there for your info:

Police Crack Down on Prostitution, But Will It Work?

Crackdown draws some doubt
By MATTHEW STABLEY
Sat, Aug 22, 2009

Link:
[url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Police-Crack-Down-on-Prostitution-But-Will-It-Work-54038877.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vontexxx]Came across this. If you are careful, you should be alright. But just throwing this out there for your info:

Police Crack Down on Prostitution, But Will It Work?

Crackdown draws some doubt
By MATTHEW STABLEY
Sat, Aug 22, 2009

Link:
[url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Police-Crack-Down-on-Prostitution-But-Will-It-Work-54038877.html[/url][/QUOTE]


Heads up for what? That's tranny town. The SW they interviewed at the beginning of the story is most definitely a dude!

[QUOTE=Vontexxx]Came across this. If you are careful, you should be alright. But just throwing this out there for your info:

Police Crack Down on Prostitution, But Will It Work?

Crackdown draws some doubt
By MATTHEW STABLEY
Sat, Aug 22, 2009

Link:
[url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Police-Crack-Down-on-Prostitution-But-Will-It-Work-54038877.html[/url][/QUOTE]

That is a Tranny. and they called him a her!!

[QUOTE=Joseleche]That is a Tranny. And they called him a her! [/QUOTE]Seeing as how it was NBC doing the report, my guess is that they didn't want to offend the usual PC crowd by calling it what it actually was. Frankly, I could have done without that video. My worry is that LEO will be pushing these folks into legit ho' territories. Best to be on guard, and look real close, before you let anyone into your vehicle. You could be in for a rude surprise.

RR

P. S.. Any 'new' faces on regular strolls could be a sign. Might help to ask the usual crew members about any "unusual" talent in the neighborhood, so you can stay clear.

Anyone that would fall for one of those he/she's should leave the hobby all together.. All the more reason why the kid stopped doing dark car dates lol.. If you have ever been fooled, you should keep that monger report to yourself.. That restaurant owner hit the nail on the head when he said LE should address the root cause of prostitution and thats abuse, poverty and drug addiction.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Seeing as how it was NBC doing the report, my guess is that they didn't want to offend the usual PC crowd by calling it what it actually was. Frankly, I could have done without that video. My worry is that LEO will be pushing these folks into legit ho' territories. Best to be on guard, and look real close, before you let anyone into your vehicle. You could be in for a rude surprise.

RR

P. S.. Any 'new' faces on regular strolls could be a sign. Might help to ask the usual crew members about any "unusual" talent in the neighborhood, so you can stay clear.[/QUOTE]

The pimps will keep them east of 10th St. NW, or they will get a beat down. God bless the pimps!

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]The pimps will keep them east of 10th St. NW, or they will get a beat down. God bless the pimps![/QUOTE]

I actually saw this happen a couple of years back - right at T. Circle, an obvious WTVSW was standing next to one of the off the track tracks, and it took about five minutes for someone in a passing vehicle to throw empty glass bottles at the poor dude. Talk about a high-risk job! The car pulled back around and two dudes got out and that was all it took, the dude ran his ass across the street.

The Fox News Edge at 11. Will have a SW/Escort report tonight at 11pm. I will hit the Monger Cave and check out the TV intel. Then report back on the Same Pimp Trick Channel, Same Pimp Trick Time.

Stay tune as I check out this Diabolical information.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Anyone that would fall for one of those he/she's should leave the hobby all together.. All the more reason why the kid stopped doing dark car dates lol.. If you have ever been fooled, you should keep that monger report to yourself.. That restaurant owner hit the nail on the head when he said LE should address the root cause of prostitution and thats abuse, poverty and drug addiction.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen,

I checked out Crissy. She's in Cpark. Pic is misleading. She's very large, hugh stomach, no ass, big breasts. I originally focused on the tits and she was nice on the phone. So I figured what the hell.

When I got there, I wasn't interested. I politely excused myself. She wanted to know why I was leaving. I just told her I was expecting something else. To big and sloppy for my taste. Much better values out there.

Drkrider

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1344741823.html[/url]

Drk,

Nice way to not take one for the team. I am LMAO due to this review would have been the same. I saw her year ago in Laurel. I opt to check her friend Sparkles out. They had a dancers pole in the room. I was like. Hmmmm. Black Polar Bear on the pole.

Then saw her in DC on the low budget loop. I was floored after that.

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Gentlemen,

I checked out Crissy. She's in Cpark. Pic is misleading. She's very large, hugh stomach, no ass, big breasts. I originally focused on the tits and she was nice on the phone. So I figured what the hell.

When I got there, I wasn't interested. I politely excused myself. She wanted to know why I was leaving. I just told her I was expecting something else. To big and sloppy for my taste. Much better values out there.

Drkrider

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1344741823.html[/url][/QUOTE]

I just had to post this review! While out of town on my 9-5, the mongering bug hit me and I ran across East Asian Teena. This was the best experience I have ever had. I'm talking from 1989 until now. I paid for: 30, she kept me for over an hour.complete full service, I thought the girl was in love with me or something. She really aims to please. She was too good to be true. If ever in Boston or San Francisco, this one is a Must! Link below. She's not showing her face, believe me, she should. She is beautiful. Bluv Out!

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exclusive_unique_discreet_rare_east_indian_visiting_august_25th_to_31st_24/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1746892[/url]

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Gentlemen,

I checked out Crissy. She's in Cpark. Pic is misleading. She's very large, hugh stomach, no ass, big breasts. I originally focused on the tits and she was nice on the phone. So I figured what the hell.

When I got there, I wasn't interested. I politely excused myself. She wanted to know why I was leaving. I just told her I was expecting something else. To big and sloppy for my taste. Much better values out there.

Drkrider

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1344741823.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Dam homie!!! You should have consulted with the monger gods before you took that trip.. Pimp Trick's post was right on the money cause the kid has also scene Crissy on the low budget loop(Rhode Island Ave.) As well as, Georgia Ave. near the "Pent House" strip club WTF???.. The kid was quite shocked cause he has never scene a loop type or loop type wannabe's near that area.. Nothin but straight crackheads in that area as well an LE station.. The broad was obviously on something.. The chic has massive boobs but thats about it, everything else is a mess.. Atleast you had enough sense to roll out when you saw her sloppy ass lol.

To bad, cause the jugs are perfect hangers. Damn.

Lovejugs

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Gentlemen,

I checked out Crissy. She's in Cpark. Pic is misleading. She's very large, hugh stomach, no ass, big breasts. I originally focused on the tits and she was nice on the phone. So I figured what the hell.

When I got there, I wasn't interested. I politely excused myself. She wanted to know why I was leaving. I just told her I was expecting something else. To big and sloppy for my taste. Much better values out there.

Drkrider

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ads/1344741823.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I saw her like a year ago last summer in CP and she was about the same but seemed very new to the game. She let me a lot for what I dropped. She seems to have learned her lesson b/c when I tried to get a repeat performance for the IPO she wasn't having it. PM for details

Yeah, I should have asked around before making that trip. It was one of those last minute decisions. My first couple of options weren't available and I was horny and in the area so. Ended up in a bad situation.

I think she could be on something. She seemed desperate. She called me at least 3 times confirming that I was coming. When I was on my way she wanted to know how far away I was. Then when I was about to pull up. She got off the phone to call me back in a few minutes. I parked in the back of the hotel, she called me back and I walked up. I walked by a strung out brother sitting on the steps (I figured he was with her and just got out of the room). The room was basically a mess. Towels, dirty clothes everywhere, dark and dank. I wanted to freshen up and take a piss. But then I asked myself "what the fuck am I doing here, am I really going pay a donation for THAT? " I was horny. But not that horny.

Drkrider

Saw this girl on BP and CL. She seems too good to be true. Anyone know if she is real?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ads/1349786441.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Cavetroll]Saw this girl on BP and CL. She seems too good to be true. Anyone know if she is real?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ads/1349786441.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I agree, she looks too good to be true but in any case she's now advertising in Richmond. Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Cavetroll]Saw this girl on BP and CL. She seems too good to be true. Anyone know if she is real?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ads/1349786441.html[/url][/QUOTE]This is definitely a bait and switch. She kinda looks like the girl in the photo, but at least thirty pounds heavier. And those teeth...yuck...they look all right in the photo, but I wouldn't want her brown chompers going anywhere near my schlong.

It is the Labor Day weekend. Pimp Trick is already smarting for having his cover blown on the LOOP. So, I decided to go to Batman mode and to the Monger Computer for BP, CL, or CV trolling.

It is the top of Sat. morning and PT...sees...WHAT..Alana Moore. (I truly need to have X Facta teach me the Big eyes icon right about now)...the porn star with the deep throat action.

Now, PT does not talk about his PS adventures. Even though I am called Big P(orn) from some of my justice league of strokers. Well, no more running on. PT has found the elixir to get me back to Monger Monster Mode.

Escort Name: The one and only Alana Moore (Porn Star)

Description: She is about 5-3, Bubble Butt, thick frame, very articulate, smart and cool.

The Setup: I was working my way through BP and came arcoss the post. I was like NO way. I immediately (said in a fast paced) call her number. Got the appointment schedule.

The Negotiation: She had an hour session for $$$. Yes, Pimp Trick dig into the Lucky Charms Pot of Gold.

The Events: After arriving at Alana's notel, I like how she opts for the low key. That put me at an immediate comfort level. Room was smelling nice, she was looking hot. I got the (Pimp Trick is not going to let you go) hug. LOL.

Hell, Pimp Trick even pull out the Commissioner Gordon red phone and sent the Bat Signal to Trick Williams. Next time, I am going to do the Aquaman telepathy for contact.

Pimp Trick is not going into details with this. I still got the goosebumps from typing this review. K9 to Lazy K9. I drop the PT secret sauce into the balloon and was not rush one bit of the time.

The Conclusion: Pimp Trick is going to come out with his personal ratings of all escorts/porn stars that has flavor the miniature anaconda. Alana Moore is Numba ONE in my book of Porn Stars. I will repeat. Maybe today. I will be like Pimp-nator. I will be BACK. I love the BACK of hers.

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[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]
It is the top of Sat. morning and PT...sees...WHAT..Alana Moore. (I truly need to have X Facta teach me the Big eyes icon right about now)...the porn star with the deep throat action.[/quote] :eek: Check out your pm box

Good review over the phone PT.. Alana got ass for days.