Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Last Legend]I have been introduced to clique today at work, and I don't like it. I like to walk my own path. It would be nice if you are willing to help. Remember don't let your thoughts and emotions take control of you. You are here to learn about true yourself or essence and not anyone else. I can teach you Tao and Buddhism if you want to learn.

By the way I am asian, and I have been observing the comments made about asian women.[/QUOTE]
[Quote=Sleazebum]
Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Last Legend]Are you saying that you don't understand what I am saying? I just want to remind you that you are not in an English class right now.

If you were smart enough to know what I wrote was not in English, then you are smart enough to know to not reply back because I won't understand what you are saying.

If you are smart enough to recognize my grammatical errors, then you are smart enough to understand what I wrote unless you are telling me you are stupid.

What languages do you know besides English? Thought so.

Sleezeball[/QUOTE]

Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer

[QUOTE=LexLuther]What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Lex...this is some sort of geek-culture reference. I don't understand it, but know what it is. Search on Wikipedia if you want to delve into the obscure "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"...

NN...thanks for taking the time to express yourself and defend yourself. You have provided some value to the board...and, if you stick around, may provide more.

Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage

First time in several years of mongering this has happened.

Just an FYI for you all...

Went to Rio today - closed for "plumbing work". Cruised straight over to eye bar - locked up. Decided the head to Supra (against my better judgement based on recent mongering there). Passed another monger running down steps from the 4th floor. Rang the bell. No answer. Rang again. No answer. Left and went back to work. Passed by DT and remembered the good times. =)

[url]http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//index.shtml[/url]

Check it out! Pretty interesting stuff!

JJ


[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.[/QUOTE]

First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.


Happy Hunting
AJ



[QUOTE=Napun Namja]Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate.

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

mishandling of information

In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.
N2[/QUOTE]

Man I am so fucking glad that I read this forum. Of course I had always thought that I came here for a different set of reasons. That set having to do with the fact that while I have no real relationships and no longer have the desire to have any, I still have the occasional burning need to get my rocks off by paying women to act (if only for a short time) as though they liked me.

But in fact there are other reasons to come here. This forum is actually a place to gain education, valuable education. Education that allows even an old limp dick mofo such as I to keep up with the very latest and most important of cultural phenomena.

Beyond what I have just said, I must admit to being speechless.

LexLuther

I have read this mess and its too funny. Come Legend, you have to earn respect here. No comes in here asking for intel without giving some first. Everyone pays there dues. Thats how you earn our respect. Give credible intel, share your adventures, and lastly, the fun time that could be had by all based on your adventures.

For example, I went to HWC(and old fav) last month, had my cute little Kgirl Bobo or Bubu, whatever, and fun was had by all. 7/7/7/7 across the board. Nice and clean all over just how I like it. All dishes were served and I left a happy camper. You dont need every detail, but enough to let your brothers know what the deal is.

When you start spending some tuition of these matters, you wont have the buys from Balto come down and flame you. Anyhow, I think you get the drift.

PC out

[QUOTE=Last Legend]Flaming is low. But I guess it's supposed to boost your ego and credibility as a member here. I understand that you try desperately to seek approval and acceptance from the so called senior members here. I guess being in a clique would give you a sense of belonging and some comfort to your lost soul.

The way you speak doesn't seem like you have a master's. It sounds like you just got out of high school: you sound like a angry nerd who has no social skills. Now your master's doesnt serve you so well, does it? Thought so. Anyway I am not even going to drag myself to your level. I feel dumber after reading your what you just wrote.

Feel free to correct me in a civilized manner if I am wrong[/QUOTE]

This is the last time I will waste fuel on you Last Legend, it costs too much.

Flaming is low, but somebody has to do it; furthermore it makes my jar headed fat ass feel good. It does not boost my ego or give me credibility. Going to DC RT’s and fucking 3 girls multiple times until sun up with some of the coolest guys on this board does and it comforts my dick not my soul, which has been lost for decades.

I bet you felt dumber when you got up this morning. You are probably a legend in your own mind.

You drew first blood with Sleazebum and let the games begin.
What is that noise? Fried sorry ass newbie.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

Oh yeah the purpose of the board, this is intel Last Legend I banged Natalie Foxx again today and her pussy was sweet as butter. 36DD and a lot of fun $$/hr $.5/hhr. [url]http://www.nataliefoxx.biz/[/url]

Just doing my part

Big Red

So last night I decided to take a trip to go get some Chinese food and I stumbled up 1 set of stairs I asked for Lilly, but I was told she was very busy and instead I received a “I Pun“ named Lucky. Lucky is approximately 24 years old and stands about 5’8 and for an identifying mark on the right shoulder (I think) of a small circular scar (like a chicken pox scar) and a red tattoo on the lower back.

Anyways Lucky walks in and I said WOW I really like what I saw 5’8” about 120-130 A-B cups, with a cute little ass. So Lucky asks for house fee and sees the tuition and asks for it. She counts the tuition and says “not enough”, I told her that I didn’t have anymore so she said “Next time you bring more”. She has me undress and walk to the shower and cleans every inch of me including my hair. She follows the shower with a hint of scope and off to the massage.

Good firm massage with a little a.p. on the flip a BBBJ followed by a CBJ. We moved to Cowgirl, Missionary, side Missionary, and finished in K9. Overall I would rate the experience a 8.5-9.

F7
B8
M8
TS9
S 9

Went to the hot spot in the ally and had a flash back. Back in the late 70's I had a SWS in that ally against the wall. Anyway, called up and reserved Pepsi based on intel. She was very cautious at first. Table shower was average, massage was very good and then kept asking me if I had been there before. I hadn't but based on intel I said I had and gave the names of girls from the forum and passed the test. Glad I did on the menu was CBJ, CG, RCG, and doggie. Stats are as follows:

TS: 5
Face: 7
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Yes!!!

I have a feeling that things can only get better the more one drinks their Pepsi.

I'm a fan of video games and love AYB but look at the top of your browser to remind yourself what this forum is about.

This isnt USAAllYourBaseGuide.

Amen to myself on that one.

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage[/QUOTE]Took the challenge and I agree 100% with you. I would probably say body 6 and attitude 9.

[QUOTE=A John]First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.

Happy Hunting

AJ[/QUOTE]

AJ, I concur with your assessment regarding my lack of discretion. One can attribute such errors to inexperience. If it wasn’t for JJ, I would not have edited my original comments. Lesson learned. I submitted many corrections to the Moderator since.

In regards to the Engrish, there exists a subculture of English mis-translation. Some of the butchery is outright hilarious.

If you haven't seen it yet, take a look at this site [url]http://www.engrish.com/[/url]. A subculture of English interpretation exists, much like the Ebonic phenomenon a few years back.

Just for kicks, an Ebonic translator can be found at [url]http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp[/url].

NN

Friends,

It is my great pleasure to announce the death of Napum Namja. I hereby introduce Ian Dokkaebi.

I've always liked the name Ian. Dokkaebi refers to a type of spirit in Korean fairy tales. Although usually frightening, it represents a humorous sprite or goblin with grotesque looks. Although these creatures loved mischief and playing mean tricks on bad people, they also rewarded good people with wealth and blessings.

Best,
Ian

You mad because you have no base.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Big Red!

Thank you for calling me your friend! It means a lot to me to see that! I mean it!

I really do not need to be defended against stuff like this bum dumped. You may have noticed I did not come back at it. Not worth the trouble of the post. I really do thank you for the effort anyway! Good job!

Maybe this piece of shit will dry up and blow away or, hopefully, come around with a couple reports of its own so it can gain redemption on its own accord.

Whichever way it goes, I am here and proud to be called your friend!

JJ

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer[/QUOTE]

Coco - AVOID. Serious upsell. No more detail needed. BTW...Not typical behavior at this place...just ask for somebody else.

Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.

Does anyone know where Sarah from DT is now a days? Someone said Coco at Supra was her... But she definitely wasn't (at least the one I saw). Just curious.

[QUOTE=Hotnow101]Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.[/QUOTE]I doubt that this Coco could ever have been someone's ATF. Tried to charge double the standard rates thinking I didn't know any better, then lied to mamasan when I complained.

Her hygiene - or lack thereof - was enough to be of concern. Clearly didn't wash before session and even tried to recycle the towels. She just got there, but really doubt she will be there long...at some places, she may have been gone the same night after all that. This wasn't new girl ignorance, it was clearly intentional behavoir.

Coco did give me her number, and I tried to call her regarding the issue you've raised. Unfortunately, she did not pick up. I will try to call her again later today.

Some of you are absolutely correct; the ladies change their names often, depending on where they work. Coco is a very popular name in this business and, from my observations, is used quite a bit.

These ladies are by no means stupid. They are well aware of their "cyber" images. That is, they know what is written about them on this and other sites. Some of them could careless and while others consider it very constructive. Again, the YMMV concept.

Remember all the stories I’ve heard? Well, I even heard of guys bringing printouts with them on their visits. Depending on the person, of course, I see many benefits. However, the language barrier, I imagine, would pose a problem for some hobbyists.

JJ, in regards to your post, this Coco appears to be someone new. Perhaps the old one was let go? The last time I saw her, I documented my visit. However, I can’t get a hold of her for comments.

Attempting to charge double is very unreasonable by our standards, however, it’s very common in the southeast regions. I have been there in the past and the rate, to my surprise, is negotiable. Perhaps this new Coco is accustomed to working in those regions?

Ian

Looks like Supra might indeed be heading back to it's golden days; the days that I used to frequent it back between 2001-2003 before it shut down then reopened. The time when business was booming and the girls were pretty.

Had a great service with Susie, Monday. Around 9-ish pm. Had to wait for the TS because, like I said, businesss was booming for some reason that day. The doorbell was ringing off the hinges. At one point I think they stopped opening, or even going to the door probably because the number of girls couldn't accomadate the monger flow. Too hectic in there for a line up, so I took what was available. Snagged Susie. Pretty- 'barely legal look'. Early twenties, A cups, tiny frame, not much hips either but very nice feet. Yeah, I'm a feet/Legs guy. Said she had been there a month. Why is it ANYTIME I ask how long they've been there, it's always a month? Anyhow finally got to the TS where she accomadated me with a soapy HJ. But not to completion. Back at the room got a very 'powerful' massage. A bit rough at times, and she was very strong for her size. But overall. Good. On the flip side she did the body to body massage thing, whispered in my ear that magic question, where I opted for the $80 service; she was a dictionary definition of a spinner, not much to grab onto- like I like 'them, so the service I opted for was a bit more appealling to me.

She worked it from several postions; while I stood and she sat on the bed; with me laying down, to finally with me once again standing and her on the floor on her knees but the geyser would just would not erupt. She teasingly replied that " He doesn't like me? ! ? " but I just assured her I was just a little tied from work. Finally got the job done via a HJ. I tried to convince her, for an additional Jackson, to lick some of that batter off her fingers but she wasn't going for it. Hey, nothing wrong with asking, right? Helped me dress, and out I was in about 45 minutes.

Funny thing I saw when I exited the room was mamasan standing right outside another rooms door, shaking her head in embarassment. Whomever was in there, was having the time of their life because out in the hallway, you could hear them BOTH moaning at the top of their lungs; whomever you are, keep it down next time!

Would not repeat, only because I don't usually go for the spinners but for those that 'like them small', she'll probably be your cup of tea.

Susie.

TS: 8
Face: 8
Body: 4
Massage: 9
Service: 9
Attitude: 8

Mr. Snipes aka G13

I was informed that my old fave from 14K had changed venues (thanks, dude!). I had an extra hour this morning, so I stopped there and asked for Nana. She was surprised and pleased that I had found her. Everything was awesome, as always. Nice thorough TS. Lots of kissing, which I like. Boob rub down my back. She ended up doing a CBJ what was so great I let her finish me that way. She worked me over for almost 20 minutes before I couldn't hold back any more. Hot towel, followed by nice strong massagi. Obviously I'd go back.

Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reported-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB

[QUOTE=Ian Dokkaebi]Coco did give me her number, and I tried to call her regarding the issue you've raised. Unfortunately, she did not pick up. I will try to call her again later today.

Some of you are absolutely correct; the ladies change their names often, depending on where they work. Coco is a very popular name in this business and, from my observations, is used quite a bit.

These ladies are by no means stupid. They are well aware of their "cyber" images. That is, they know what is written about them on this and other sites. Some of them could careless and while others consider it very constructive. Again, the YMMV concept.

Remember all the stories I’ve heard? Well, I even heard of guys bringing printouts with them on their visits. Depending on the person, of course, I see many benefits. However, the language barrier, I imagine, would pose a problem for some hobbyists.

JJ, in regards to your post, this Coco appears to be someone new. Perhaps the old one was let go? The last time I saw her, I documented my visit. However, I can’t get a hold of her for comments.

Attempting to charge double is very unreasonable by our standards, however, it’s very common in the southeast regions. I have been there in the past and the rate, to my surprise, is negotiable. Perhaps this new Coco is accustomed to working in those regions?

Ian[/QUOTE]

No language barrier, and I made no attempt at negotiations...as I don't negotiate. I pay the standard fee and, if they are extra nice, I may tip them a bit...but nothing excessive. I really doubt that this girl has been in the area for long as she would not get away with this practice around here...so my vote is that it's a brand new Coco to this area. It's definitely not the one from Supra.

I'm not a difficult guy to get along with, and, if she hadn't lied to my and mamasan's faces, I would have let it go. This was the one exception to great times at "Ft. Knox" as the rest almost outshine their namesake...more like platinum. I have no problem with the spa...only trying to warn you guys about this girl.

[QUOTE=Nova Guy] Decided the head to Supra (against my better judgement based on recent mongering there). Passed another monger running down steps from the 4th floor. Rang the bell. No answer. Rang again. No answer. [/QUOTE]No answer for me either the other day at Supra.

Went to green and got a provider in her 30s. Visited royal a few weeks ago, and also got a provider in her 30s. Not a good trend.

Just moved to DC and was reading through threads. Can someone help with full names for "green", "Supra", "DT", etc? Also what does TS stand for. When here once on business, went to a parlor near Thomas circle I believe where the lasdies really paid attention to "cleaning" your arse, any thoughts as to which place this may have been? Thanks for your help and I will post my reviews!

[QUOTE=Tcmichigan]Just moved to DC and was reading through threads. Can someone help with full names for "green", "Supra", "DT", etc? Also what does TS stand for. When here once on business, went to a parlor near Thomas circle I believe where the lasdies really paid attention to "cleaning" your arse, any thoughts as to which place this may have been? Thanks for your help and I will post my reviews![/QUOTE]

TC:

DT stands for Deep Throat. Green is the color of envy. Supra was a nice sportscar from Toyota available in turbo and non-turbo. TS means transexual.

As for intel, why don't you RTFF then post intel as your first addition to this forum.

Scroll down a few posts to Mr. Bones' post and learn how to do so as a first-time poster.

Van

[QUOTE=Macphisto]No answer for me either the other day at Supra.

Went to green and got a provider in her 30s. Visited royal a few weeks ago, and also got a provider in her 30s. Not a good trend.[/QUOTE]Not keeping up with the scene the last year I checked out a few places, one near MCI Center. CLOSED, no buzzer even. Checked out another near DT, had a sign that said CLOSED on it, went to see the Toyota Supra and it was LATE 30S with lot of FAT on it. I turned down 2 providers. Looks like we have real crappy situation here these days. I hate this feminist style USA where no man is allowed to have any fun and basic human behavior is persecuted.

[QUOTE=Max Billion] I stopped there and asked for Nana.... Everything was awesome, as always. Nice thorough TS. Lots of kissing, which I like. Boob rub down my back. She ended up doing a CBJ what was so great I let her finish me that way. She worked me over for almost 20 minutes before I couldn't hold back any more. Hot towel, followed by nice strong massagi. Obviously I'd go back.[/QUOTE]WoW!!! Saw Nana at noon today and she blew me away. AR felt as if she combined it with a vibrator but I checked afterwards and found none and she denied using anything but her tongue. Kisses up my arm were nothing short of electric. BBBJ brought me to the edge, followed by CBJ and CG. I left feeling I was the luckiest guy in the world. In decades as a hobbyist, this was truly my first GFE-- it was off the charts. Treat her kindly and perhaps she will stay in town a while. 9s across the board do an injustice, but here it is for the record:

TS 7, fun but lacking creativity and spontaneity
Face 8, tender, broad, the type one can fall in love with
Body 8, but not much tone
Massage 10+
Service 10+
Attitude 10+

(from a Tipster who lost his password and generated a new account rather than revive the old one).

Anybody been to H&H as of late? Last time a past the building (on the way to work) the placed looked closed. Never really liked the location myself, and have never had a brag worthy session there, so don't wanna waste my time unless I hear some good news.

Money's kinda tight right now, so i can't take one for the team on this one.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

[QUOTE=Jack Bones]Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reported-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB[/QUOTE]

Hello Jack Bones

Nice report and welcome to the board. I agree with Van Driver, show them how it is done.

Enjoy all of the pussy you can eat;)

Big Red

I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a report from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.

Sorry for the lateness of the report. Recently went to the "palace" at around 8-9pm on Monday and was met by this BeAUTIFUL girl "Anna". Had to be a perfectly modified C-cup and around 5'9"-5'10" in height. Very good looking.

Table shower was pretty standard, with lots of attention paid to the rear but nothing serious. Back in the room, VEry good at massaging. When we started, we did cbj, daty, mish, k9, hj to cg. Wasn't anything special since she initially refused to do CG AND during the hj, made me do it myself for a little b4 the cg. Noticed the raincoat was a little red on the outside which kinda grossed me out since i already had daty.

Overall, a medium experience.

Face - 9
Body - 10
TS - 7
Massage - 8.5
Service - 7
Attitude - 6
Overall - 7
Repeat? Probably not but who knows....she was HOT ;)

[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087] Noticed the raincoat was a little red on the outside which kinda grossed me out since i already had daty.[/QUOTE]

Very nicely done, keep it up.

Oh, and by the way, these are for you.

Wear them with pride.



Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Chaz]I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a report from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.[/QUOTE]Sounds pretty accurate to me. Like i reported in March, Sun was raided right when i was in BK. They looked like they had snagged a handful of Mongers and girls, as they were loading them all in the paddy wagon right before my eyes. Only looked like a few girls, from what i could see just by pacing the block. Around that time frame several AMP's in the area were operating with the bare minimum of girls, and this may explain why Supra hasn't provided a line up (to me anyway) as of late or haven't opened the door for some on certain days, as they fill up so fast from the mere number of Monger:Girl ratio.



Mr.Snipes aka G13

The Intel that Chaz received from his visit is good. I was talking to a couple of owners(current and currently retired), and they told me they are worried as too much publicity over a certain individual and the fact that a 1 uear aniversary is coming up next month. They are trying to get only girls with green cards or natural born to work. Don't be surprised if you see some younger (and older) girls from NY or LA who speak english better then some of us. This happened 3 years ago when they had hit all the places hard (election year crack down). They are scared (but get scared over simple things) and want to keep a low profile. Just be careful and listen to what they tell you or you over hear. Enjoy the hobby but also be safe.

[QUOTE=Kimchi]The Intel that Chaz received from his visit is good. I was talking to a couple of owners(current and currently retired), and they told me they are worried as too much publicity over a certain individual and the fact that a 1 uear aniversary is coming up next month. They are trying to get only girls with green cards or natural born to work. Don't be surprised if you see some younger (and older) girls from NY or LA who speak english better then some of us. This happened 3 years ago when they had hit all the places hard (election year crack down). They are scared (but get scared over simple things) and want to keep a low profile. Just be careful and listen to what they tell you or you over hear. Enjoy the hobby but also be safe.[/QUOTE]

Dammit, looks like it's time to stay away from AMPs again.

I ran across something really interesting. It maybe old news to some but its been reported latino parlors accept clients only if they are latino. These are located in Arlington. There are a few in Montgomery county that are Chinese only. WTF is that all about? I just feel as a business owner if the word gets out you won't accept clients that are white or even black it won't belong until others get pissed off once the word gets out, which it now has. They claim the latinos run their business out of apartments and its considerably less. Something like. 3 for 15 minutes. I assume its very low for the hour. I am not complaining everyone should be able to choose how they want to run their business. LOL, its not like you can sue them in federal court for this. But I wonder if they realized how much money they are missing out on. Did any of you guys know about this? I don't know how true this is but Here is a link to the article.

[url]http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html[/url]