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[QUOTE=VerySlowly]People who get their knowledge from fortune cookies are among the intellectual giants of the world.
Try this: "There are none so blind as those that will not see".--VS[/QUOTE]
Just trying a little humor, but never judge a book by its cover. Guess it was not appreciated, although you may want to take your own advice.
[QUOTE=Otwist]Just trying a little humor, but never judge a book by its cover. Guess it was not appreciated, although you may want to take your own advice.[/QUOTE]
As the English say.. I don't suffer fools gladly.--VS
[QUOTE=VerySlowly]People who get their knowledge from fortune cookies are among the intellectual giants of the world.
Try this: "There are none so blind as those that will not see".--VS[/QUOTE]
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In fact I'm looking forward to going to an AMP and opening another fortune cookie tonight. I love to eat Fortune Cookies and I hope I get one like these [url]http://fortunecookieporn.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
When you keep an open mind, the possibilities of learning are endless. The fortune cookies in the link you provided appear to be a source of much wisdom.
I think we need to get those tasty ladies involved in this group of guys. We all would be spending coins on them.
Happy Hunting..
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In fact I'm looking forward to going to an AMP and opening another fortune cookie tonight. I love to eat Fortune Cookies and I hope I get one like these [url]http://fortunecookieporn.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=SW Surfer]This is so Awesome
[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/USASexGuide_Forum[/url][/QUOTE]You don't think the guy that wrote this is opinionated, do you?
Anyone seen Kara/Summer recently?
Is she still working?
Having trouble reaching her.
Whether you're buying a car or a kilo, you always need to be able to walk away from a deal. The minute people know you will pay regardless of how they screw with the terms after they have been agreed to, the only person that is going to get fucked is you, and not likely in any way you would enjoy.
If anyone complains, or claims you need to pay for services not rendered and tries to make you pay out of fear for your safety. Shoot them.
Better yet, do good research, have some rules and standards, and stick to them like they were handed down to you on clay tablets by your ol' pal the Burning Bush (STD pun NOT intended). Find a few ladies that work for you and stick with them. Better for you; better for them.
Pink spooning your way through the Internet, while sometimes fun, tends to be the root of a lot of the stories I hear about rip offs and disappointing services. Personally I'd love to see a well managed Provider Whitelist and Blacklist. The "hobbyist" community (personally I prefer patron, but I digress) then needs to adhere to shunning anyone on the Blacklist. Take away the financial incentive to do that crap, and they will leave Orlando, or change their ways (hopefully the former).
I know people try to do something similar on the forums from time to time, but it isn't a well managed enough effort to really track aliases, etc. They way they would need to be. So alas. The games continue.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Hi Tinaa,
I believe that everyone is a victim of the tough economic times. A lot of people are flat-out broke and worried about just paying bills right now.
My business is way down. I have $70 in my checking account right now. I know all my friends in the service industry are hurting big-time. This town feeds upon tourism and conventions. It doesn't matter if you don't work directly in those businesses or not, it's a trickle-down effect. Supposedly, things are supposed to pick up in the fall. I know there's good convention business that starts at the end of Sept and the rest of the fall is booked solid. I just hope we all make it until then.
I'll try to see you when I get paid, though. I'll PM you. Good luck to all of us.[/QUOTE]
Tinaa
If you will just cum over to my oval office, I'll whip out my Presidential pen and I'm sure we can draft a stimulus package for mongers like Vino. Add a second girl, or a second pop, or an all you can eat Wednesdays and the buffalo herd will eventually return. How about Unlimited intern dictation Thursdays? I like the sound of that! :)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HjagbVKC_U[/url]
500 points in less than a minute and a half. That is what Im talking about.
We all need to make this a real hump day.
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Tinaa
If you will just cum over to my oval office, I'll whip out my Presidential pen and I'm sure we can draft a stimulus package for mongers like Vino. Add a second girl, or a second pop, or an all you can eat Wednesdays and the buffalo herd will eventually return. How about Unlimited intern dictation Thursdays? I like the sound of that! :)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HjagbVKC_U[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tinaa]Seriously where are all you guys at? Several providers have written me and we all say the same. Biz sucks! Alot of girls [including me] are offering way low specials. Get it while it's hot![/QUOTE]
(This advice is not accusing the OP of these practices. It's simply advice based on what I've experienced)
Seems like almost everyone is using the same method to drum up business. They post low prices and then up-sell the shit out of you once you are in the door. I know several providers are doing this, as well as car dealers & almost every other sales person. Honestly it doesn't work and it pisses off the customer.
I simply suggest a straight forward approach offering one thing at a great rate. That's what it would take to get me to buy anything in this economy.
Hello everyone. I had an issue awhile back with a gal about time. Exactly when does your time start? Is it when she opens the door, when you go to the back room, when the clothes hit the floor, or when she lays down beside you to get started?
Mongers, what's your take on this subject? Providers, please give HONEST answers!
Miles vary with me on time, it depends on how long a person takes to get comfortable. Sometimes I am nervous as well. If it takes a little while for us to relax then it starts afterwards. Sometimes it begins once we have gotten comfortable. Disclaimer: This by no means is a invitation to abuse of that lol.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Hello everyone. I had an issue awhile back with a gal about time. Exactly when does your time start? Is it when she opens the door, when you go to the back room, when the clothes hit the floor, or when she lays down beside you to get started?
Mongers, what's your take on this subject? Providers, please give HONEST answers![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Hello everyone. I had an issue awhile back with a gal about time. Exactly when does your time start? Is it when she opens the door, when you go to the back room, when the clothes hit the floor, or when she lays down beside you to get started?
Mongers, what's your take on this subject? Providers, please give HONEST answers![/QUOTE]
When she opens the door.....having said that, most providers will make sure you are pleased within the time YOU alloted and paid for without you feeling rushed. When your finished clean up and leave, most providers have the hardest time with guys that want to hang out and talk not realizing that they allot time frames for getting ready between appointments, if they want you to hang they will let you know, if not leave when your times up. You should know how long a session takes you and plan accordingly, it makes it smoother and more fun for everyone,--VS
[QUOTE=VerySlowly]When she opens the door.....having said that, most providers will make sure you are pleased within the time YOU alloted and paid for without you feeling rushed. When your finished clean up and leave, most providers have the hardest time with guys that want to hang out and talk not realizing that they allot time frames for getting ready between appointments, if they want you to hang they will let you know, if not leave when your times up. You should know how long a session takes you and plan accordingly, it makes it smoother and more fun for everyone,--VS[/QUOTE]
What VS said here is mostly true, but providers can vary greatly when it comes to when the clock starts. If you want to see a super hot 18-22 year old on the real deal list, she is probably going to get a lot of calls and will have several appointments per day, so what VS said applies because they will need time to get ready for their next guest.
Most of the ladies I have seen the past couple of years are more low volume providers and are relaxed about time. When they don't have another client coming, they can be in no hurry to move you along. I like the ladies who will sit a talk to you for 10 or 15 minutes before getting down to business and the talking is off of the clock. It makes things nicer, as you both get to know each other a little and what comes later is more comfortable for both parties. The reason they would be willing to sit and talk is because they know you enjoy it and they want to make you happy, which can lead to a future appointments.
For me, after a 45 to 60 minute drive through Orlando traffic, I need to sit down and relax before jumping into the festivities. I tend to gravitate to more mature women that will exchange a couple of e-mails and a bit of phone discussion before the appointment. If the lady is agreeable to that, she is probably going to be more relaxed about time. If she does happen to have another client coming, then you need to respect that and get going, as long as she has given you the time you donated for.
All ladies are different and all ladies are YMMV, because all guys are different. You need to know what you want and then have to do the research required to find what you want. Providers are people too. If she is a good provider, all you have to do is to talk to her and usually she will work with you to accomplish your goals.
Has anyone tried these ladies as posted on the BackPage:
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/try_us_now_2_girls_4_hands_amazing_body_rub_you_will_love_28/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1653821[/url]
They advertise some great rates:
We are two cute, sweet, fit, and funny 5'2 28 year old white girls. We are in Orlando located on North Orange Ave downtown in a nice, safe, secure, condo with free parking for our guests. We are very discrete and we do not discriminate against anyone based on sex age, race, or size, who ever you are come on by and try our service! We DO NOT offer FS, we do however offer a good time from beginning to END. PLease be respectful of our time do not call us before 9am or after 9pm. When leaving a message on our voicemail be sure to leave your NAME and NUMBER or text with name. 407-953-1878 or 205-289-2516 THANK YOU!!! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON! $125 1 hour 2 girls $75 half hor 2 girls $100 1 girl 1 hour $50 1 girl 1/2 half hour
You can PM me if you prefer.
Thanks
Plenty of reports on them on here, and yes they are real and legit. Just search, I even posted one.
At the outset, let me tell you that I have not seen these girls.
I tried to get an appointment about a month ago, but one of them (whoever picked up) wouldn't chat beyond 15 seconds and hung up on me, because I was quite confused by the verbiage in their ads regarding rates for 1 vs 2 girls and half vs one hr. When I tried to call them back, it went to voicemail-after listening to which, I just couldn't hold my laughter. I couldn't beleive it so I dialed again to hear the same message which basically said... I am paraprasing a bit, but the last 3 words are reproduced verbatim " the verizon customer you have called is busy giving head ". I was pleasantly amused and forgave them for 'hanging up on me' earlier. I never did pursue them again. I didn't write about this previously as it would have been useless information. Now someone gave me a segway to mention this humorous experience.
[QUOTE=Loving302]Has anyone tried these ladies as posted on the BackPage:
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/try_us_now_2_girls_4_hands_amazing_body_rub_you_will_love_28/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1653821[/url]
They advertise some great rates:
We are two cute, sweet, fit, and funny 5'2 28 year old white girls. We are in Orlando located on North Orange Ave downtown in a nice, safe, secure, condo with free parking for our guests. We are very discrete and we do not discriminate against anyone based on sex age, race, or size, who ever you are come on by and try our service! We DO NOT offer FS, we do however offer a good time from beginning to END. PLease be respectful of our time do not call us before 9am or after 9pm. When leaving a message on our voicemail be sure to leave your NAME and NUMBER or text with name. 407-953-1878 or 205-289-2516 THANK YOU!!! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON! $125 1 hour 2 girls $75 half hor 2 girls $100 1 girl 1 hour $50 1 girl 1/2 half hour
You can PM me if you prefer.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Visiting from SoCal for work but looking for some good time during my free time. I usually stick with street mongering but find it hard when doing in a new city without knowing streets and LEO routines.
If anyone can PM a good provider that would be awesome i can reciprocate for SoCal if any of you intend to visit. From reading this board it looks like it wont be a big prob.
Thanks
Anyone have any helpful mongering tips around the Lockhart area.
Thanks
Hey guys,
I am somewhat new to USG. I have had a member PM me a number of times asking questions about a general post I made about a private massage provider in another state. I want to help and be a team player but the questions he ask spooked me so I was brief. Has anyone else experianced this?
How can a feel ok about ansering a PM?
A very interesting posting on the BP today for Skylar. I have not seen her posts before, does anyone know anything about her?? She certainly posts an erotic message:
I may have to TOFTT if no one has already.
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So- what do you think????? You and me, candles, whip cream or any condiments that are to your licking..Ooops i meant liking. Me working your neck and getting rid of those stress knots from a long week at work, and a poosible significant or insignificant other driving you NUTS!!! I tell you to close your eyes and let your body, mind, spirit and taste go free and explore. As I am rubbing your neck, you happen to stumble upon what seems to be a beautiful clean smooth uh...well..lets just say its something warm and inviting.
Back to the massage, i tend to get scattered when sexy thoughts,
954-849-4499
XOXO
SKYLAR
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thursday_am_special_get_here_b4_noon_and_its_half_120_for_half_or_less_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1709442[/url]
[QUOTE=Loving302]A very interesting posting on the BP today for Skylar. I have not seen her posts before, does anyone know anything about her?? She certainly posts an erotic message:
I may have to TOFTT if no one has already.
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So- what do you think????? You and me, candles, whip cream or any condiments that are to your licking..Ooops i meant liking. Me working your neck and getting rid of those stress knots from a long week at work, and a poosible significant or insignificant other driving you NUTS!!! I tell you to close your eyes and let your body, mind, spirit and taste go free and explore. As I am rubbing your neck, you happen to stumble upon what seems to be a beautiful clean smooth uh...well..lets just say its something warm and inviting.
Back to the massage, i tend to get scattered when sexy thoughts,
954-849-4499
XOXO
SKYLAR
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thursday_am_special_get_here_b4_noon_and_its_half_120_for_half_or_less_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1709442[/url][/QUOTE]
Call me a skeptic but those pictures appear very old and the phone number is for a pet sitting service in Ft Lauderdale.
Looks like she posted on both the escort and body rub side. Also found pet services for that number. Her escort post talks like she is in South Florida.
Seems odd
[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Call me a skeptic but those pictures appear very old and the phone number is for a pet sitting service in Ft Lauderdale.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nightlife]Hey guys,
I am somewhat new to USG. I have had a member PM me a number of times asking questions about a general post I made about a private massage provider in another state. I want to help and be a team player but the questions he ask spooked me so I was brief. Has anyone else experianced this?
How can a feel ok about ansering a PM?[/QUOTE]I generally take a pretty conservative approach to a PM. If it is someone that contributes to the Forum, I am more open with info. If its a newbie asking for directions to an AMP, I'll help out. If they want to get specific details, I generally ignore. I actually got a PM from someone who had been on the Forum for over 4 years without a post asking for some detail. WTF! Not one post! I ignored.
I have a rather small circle of brothers that I share virtually anything with, but I haven't heard much from most of them recently. What's up Bros?
Much of it boils down to instinct. I'm a hunter and rely on instinct. Is the sun to my back? Is the wind in my face? Do I feel it's right? If I don't feel it's right, I pass on the shot.
WOF
[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Call me a skeptic but those pictures appear very old and the phone number is for a pet sitting service in Ft Lauderdale.[/QUOTE]Could it be that she has a legit business down south and came up here to make some extra cash where few would recognize the number? The lack of reviews or other hits indicates this is a short-term temporary offer or she's new to the biz. I do like the view.
Great experiance today. Found out after the session that a 4 handed massage was available and reasonable. Will definatly be back to try that out.
[QUOTE=Nightlife]Great experiance today. Found out after the session that a 4 handed massage was available and reasonable. Will definatly be back to try that out.[/QUOTE]
Based on your experience today, would you say Venus is open to the touching of the pooty tang? Any, any , any chance whatsoever of the oral pleasures?
How much for the 4-hand?
C-man
I would think maybe so.
And I would think maybe so.
$160.00 maybe less.
[QUOTE=Caesarman]Based on your experience today, would you say Venus is open to the touching of the pooty tang? Any, any , any chance whatsoever of the oral pleasures?
How much for the 4-hand?
C-man[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Caesarman]Based on your experience today, would you say Venus is open to the touching of the pooty tang? Any, any , any chance whatsoever of the oral pleasures?
How much for the 4-hand?
C-man[/QUOTE]
Questions like these are best handled back channel thru private messaging. I think the original post was perfect, he had a great time. YMMV always apply's so his review removes all the basic fears.
This is not a criticism, just a friendly reminder to try and keep the intimate details of your experiences with the higher class providers private as a sign of respect. I know you were excited and curious but some things are better left unsaid in public. Since the question hasn't been answered yet--NO harm,No foul.
I'm not saying this to start this argument up again. This is my opinion and I respect others opinions, I am also of the opinion that a little RESPECT shows a lot of CLASS.---VS
Discretion is the best policy when it comes to discussion of services availability. Besides it only serves our favorite uncle with the info. This can go for this thread as well as others.
[QUOTE=Caesarman]Based on your experience today, would you say Venus is open to the touching of the pooty tang? Any, any , any chance whatsoever of the oral pleasures?
How much for the 4-hand?
C-man[/QUOTE]
Just so you know. He is not talking about Venus in Deltona. I cleared that up today with P.M.. The 160 for 4 hand didn't ring right so we realized that we were talking about 2 different women---VS
[QUOTE=VerySlowly]Just so you know. He is not talking about Venus in Deltona. I cleared that up today with P.M.. The 160 for 4 hand didn't ring right so we realized that we were talking about 2 different women---VS[/QUOTE]
IF we were talking about Venus in Volusia, I am going to make an appointment right now. Has anyone been to Venus in Deltona? She has an incredible web site and the most erotic videos and photos.
Yes the Venus I spoke of earlyer is in Orlando and she is a Latino Doll.
She does have a female friend available.
Venus in deltona is everything her ad says she is. She is Hot! She has a very nice incall location. She is 45 but has the body of a 30 year old. She is very senual and accomadating. Her body rub is a realy good massage. She is pricey.
Hope this clears things up.
[QUOTE=Loving302]IF we were talking about Venus in Volusia, I am going to make an appointment right now. Has anyone been to Venus in Deltona? She has an incredible web site and the most erotic videos and photos.[/QUOTE]
Guys, there's way too many posts with pretty girls advertising super-low prices. Don't fall into the trap. Remember always, if it looks TGTBT
[QUOTE=Nightlife]Yes the Venus I spoke of earlyer is in Orlando and she is a Latino Doll.
She does have a female friend available.
Venus in deltona is everything her ad says she is. She is Hot! She has a very nice incall location. She is 45 but has the body of a 30 year old. She is very senual and accomadating. Her body rub is a realy good massage. She is pricey.
Hope this clears things up.[/QUOTE]
Where can I view her ad? Do you have a link?
Has anyone tried the Generic Viagra tablets as advertised on this forum?
Did they work? Price OK? Shipping time OK? etc.
Thanks in advance.
From WESH News:
A man is in critical condition after he was shot in a motel on South Orange Blossom Trail.
Orange County deputies said that two men picked up two women -- believed to be prostitutes -- and took them to the motel at South OBT and 29th Street.
Once in the room, two men with guns robbed the other men, deputies said.
One of the victims was shot and taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center.
No arrests have been made.
Stay safe boys.
I guess thats why we shouldnt take them back to there place.
[QUOTE=Snake12]From WESH News:
A man is in critical condition after he was shot in a motel on South Orange Blossom Trail.
Orange County deputies said that two men picked up two women -- believed to be prostitutes -- and took them to the motel at South OBT and 29th Street.
Once in the room, two men with guns robbed the other men, deputies said.
One of the victims was shot and taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center.
No arrests have been made.
Stay safe boys.[/QUOTE]