The Judge Robert J. Franklin
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNdUeI1wgQQ[/URL]
This is the intro to The Judge.
I look, unfortunately, like Judge Franklin in that picture to the VERY right, next to Judge Franklin when he's putting on his watch.
Go to 0:07 on the video.
No wonder women look at me, and say: He ain't pretty.
Maybe, from 20-27, I was handsome, like Judge Franklin / Bob Shield was, in his high school and military photos. Looks fade with age, but damb, he and I both decomposed at the same rate! Fell off a table.
What girl wouldn't puke, when she sees me?
Funny taunting of Harold story
Do you know where NE 143rd Street is in Lake City?
I lived in a blah apartment there for a few years. There were three buildings, two stories each. In the East most building was an Ojisan named Harold. Harold loved to complain about everybody and everything. Our landlord and his wife and son and brother lived in the Manager unit.
Harold would sometimes talk to me, and it always led to a rant about the landlord.
All of the mailboxes were in front of Harold's unit. One day, I went to get the mail. A 4 year old Konketsu girl was outside her door, I smiled and said Hi. Inside the apartment (next door to Harold), her mother yelled at her, "Get back inside, before someone steals you!" It was not the best neighbourhood.
In 2001, I moved up, and bought a townhouse. Not a fancy one, but one that I then owned, not rented.
A few months after moving out, I drove back by my old apartment. Outside, I saw Harold! Out the window, I started laughing, "Hi Harold! How are you doing, Harold? Great to see you, Harold!" I laughed and drove away. Harold didn't find it funny.
Harold was always in his living room watching TV, door open. I would sometimes drive by, roll down the window, and yell, "Hi Harold!
Good thing I was always inside of my CAR, whenever I would go taunt and antagonize Harold!
Just use the Ignore option
[QUOTE=LeeGroinman;5581228]Nobody fucking cares! Enough your useless drivel!![/QUOTE]Just use the Ignore option. You have the option of ignoring certain members.
Stormi has already been tainted by the lurker simps and white knights
[QUOTE=Sticknmove;5576882]She has a cute, tight, little cat that once I got her purring was so responsive and wet. Great CIP finish. Absolutely a great bargain and great results.[/QUOTE]She is no longer a bargain. She wanted 300 for BBFSCIP today for 45 min. She also said she wants to kill who started mentioning that she includes BBFSCIP in her listed rates without an upcharge because she's been getting nonstop calls and texts from pathetic lurking simps and white knights here who keep pestering her for it, obviously telling her, "Well Sticknmove got to creampie you for base prices, why should I have to pay an upcharge!? Durrrrh. ".
Congrats, you dumbass incel lurkers. This is why we can't have nice things. Stormi is now upcharging by default instead of doing a YMMV BBFSCIP with only those she likes.
Sticknmove, thank you for posting about her (I would've never known she even existed otherwise), but damn I wish you would've shared her info only with vetted Senior Members.
Check your inbox BTW; just sent you a treat.
I hate the assholes on TRB
I hate the assholes on TRB, and am glad that the cops busted them, publicly outed them, and cost them their jobs at places like Microsoft. Serves them right!
I'm not crying tears for Tahoe Ted's death.
One thing that pissed me off, is a guy posting that he was leaving TRB, because of the unfair, inconsistent, and biased moderation of the board. You know what the assholes, fucking assholes like Woodstock said to that guy? He told him not to let the door hit him on the way out.
Rants raves and stupid shit
I miss Rants and Raves about women and this hobby. Now this thread is just stupid shit all the time.
I don't hate Sierra Leone
[QUOTE=MyNickname;5585404]Lady Norway Avion is now SierraLeoneVIP.[/QUOTE]I don't hate Sierra Leone. She charged 350 an hour back in 2015, and spent the first 20 minutes doing a dance. Guys want to actually touch her, kiss, BBBJ during that time, not burn 20 minutes watching her dance. Clever way for her to kill time, I'll give her credit for that. She hiked her rates up to 500 after that. I didn't think she would survive, giving mediocre service for 500.
But, my complaint isn't about her. What happened between her and that guy Roomer on TRB, happened. I just hate how the self-proclaimed forum policemen like Woodstock, who admitted not having seen Sierra yet, just stood up for her, and gamged up on Roomer. Serves Woodstock right, losing his job! I wish he Tahoe Tedded himself! He deserves it, that fucking asshole Woodstock.
I hate Lee G.
Basquing in my glory over misfortunes of those who wronged me
Let me tell you about two former male friends of mine, and what they did.
Charlie was a friend, and we fell out. This was in eighth grade, and we were good friends since fourth grade. In eighth grade, he had a sleepover, and invited every guy except me. That's not my issue. Rather, Charlie made no effort to refrain from talking about it in front of me. After the sleepover, V told me about some fun things that happened. After I finally caved, and asked Charlie and V to stop telling me about the sleepover that I was the only one not invited to, they both stopped!! What pisses me off, is that they thought it would not offend me, for them to rub it into my face.
Years later, I found out that Charlie was homeless, down on his luck, and with Union Gospel Mission. I'm not going to lie: You know that dreamy Mmmm Donuts grin that Homer Simpson does? I did that, when I learned that Charlie was homeless.
Then, when I was 12, there was Junior, who I hung out with on the Ave at Space Port and Arnold's, playing video games. Basically, if somebody else did a certain thing, or said a certain thing, it was ok, with Junior. But, it was NOT ok, when I did the same thing! When I asked Junior, why is it ok for Dennis to talk shit to me, but when I talk to Dennis, there is negative pushback? Rather than giving an answer like Well Dennis doesn't have a track record like you, for starting shit, maybe I could have accepted that more. Junior gave me no good answer, other than to tell me that it wasn't my place to ask that, or some other bullshit.
The point about Junior: He treated me unfairly.
Years later, I found out, Junior lives on the streets, and his feet hurt so much, he has a hard time standing up. I can't lie: Upon hearing about Junior's tough times, I did a Dan Issel fist pump Yes Yes!!
If I could find Junior, I would drive by him, and tell him Fuck you Junior, for not treating me fairly and equal, as you did to the other people who hung around Space Port.
You see, I have a favorite aunt, and a least favorite aunt, both are my fathers sisters. The point: If both of them rob a bank, it is equally wrong. Just because I like one aunt better, she does not get a more free pass from me, if she robs a bank. That is not how Junior would have looked at it.
Unfortunately, Charlie is back on his feet, with a wife and daughter. Damn!! At least, I get to savor knowing that Junior is 51, on the streets, destitute, homeless, and hopefully will become a corpse sooner rather than later. I will spit on his grave!
I Hate Lee G.
Nomar Garciaparra is a loser
He could never measure up to Derek Jeter. In 2003, when Jeter dove into the stands and caught that foul ball, the camera focused on Nomar, in the dugout, sitting out the game with a booboo. Nomar had a look on his face of, Oh no, here we go again, another notch in Derek's resume, one-upping me.
As if that wasn't bad enough, here is my real reason for thinking Nomar Garciaparra is a loser:
Remember the Gatorade commercial honoring his wife Mia Hamm, everybody saying Thank You Mia.
That was all fine, except, at the end, loser Nomar said to Mia: Thanks, Beautiful!
I think Mia looked attractive and was a great athlete. But, I'm not going to tell the world that I think my wife is beautiful! That makes me look like a wimp! A nerd!
I read that Nomar got a lot of flack for doing that commercial, and I can see why.
If Nomar ever got into a bar fight, I suppose his sister or girlfriend protected him, growing up.
Nerd. Wimp. Geek. Loser.
To Michael, Cameltoe, Raja and Aussie Fury
This is all relevant to the hobby.
Michael, some of those girls who were hot, and didn't appreciate the good things about you, you see them fat and ugly, and unable to get a date today. Think of the two girls who gave you the rudest blow off. And, if they are ugly, fat and lonely today, how could you not smile like Homer Simpson, or the coach on Arch Rivals after his team scores?
Now, let me get back to Charlie and V. I earned my loss of friendship with Charlie. I'm not holding a grudge that I'm the only guy he didn't invite to the sleepover. If Charlie really wanted to damage me, he would have enlisted 5 guys who were there, to write on pieces of paper, 10 fun things about the sleepover, and someone would have gathered those papers, and shoves them into my hands Monday morning. When I made it clear it didn't feel good to hear V tell me about the fun things about the sleepover, V and Charlie immediately backed off. Boys 14 years old are not sophisticated enough to do a Let's give him some painful bruises, but let's not go so far as to badly injured him. Boys that age are All Or Nothing.
Let me get to Junior, who treated me unfairly: He held me to a different set of rules, than he did for other people. When I was 12 and he was 15, he could beat me up. Today, barely able to walk, if I knew where he lived on the street, I could get some Fuck You, Go Fuck Yourself shots at Junior, and at 51 and with bad feet, Junior would not be able to run up to my car and retaliate. If he started to stumble to my car, I would just flip him the bird, and drive off.
What does this have to do with the hobby:
Let's say that you ask Elizabeth to the prom. She already has a date, or doesn't want to go with you, or whatever the case. But, she's respectful about it, and you're respectful and accepting of it. You don't call Elizabeth names, nor do you shit talk her, or give her stink eye.
And yet, imagine some Other guys, coming up to you later, telling you about how Elizabeth went to the prom with Brad, how Brad wore a $2000 brand new tuxedo that his Grandma bought him for prom, the ultra fancy The Met steak and lobster dinner that Brad had with Elizabeth for prom dinner. And, about how hot Elizabeth looked in her prom dress, and how all of her girlfriends were so happy for her for going with Brad. Plus, these Other guys tell you about how much of a good time Elizabeth was having dancing with Brad, how everybody respects Brad, how everybody likes Brad, and how Elizabeth was the luckiest girl in the class.
Are you mad at Brad? Of course not. Brad doesn't taunt you or rub it into your face. You're probably not even mad at Elizabeth.
Who are you mad at? You're mad at the other Guys, who are rubbing it into your face, Haha, Elizabeth went with Brad, and not with you! Elizabeth likes Brad, because he's a Real Man.
And, that is why I have the hatred grudges against those TRB assholes: If you get BBBJ from a girl, but I only get CBJ, good on you, but you don't have to go rubbing it into my face. There are times when I got BBBJ, and other guys said they got CBJ. I realized I Won that time, but Lost other times, but I won't go rubbing their noses into the pee and poo, and hope they can return the favor, when the tables are turned.
Tahoe Ted, if he were in my Senior Prom World described above, would Encourage the Other Guys to Pile On the guy who Elizabeth turned down for prom. It's like a teacher at school, outright encouraging and laughing with the Other Guys, as they pile onto the guy who Elizabeth turned down.
Get the idea, that I don't like the concept of rubbing it into people's faces, or kicking them when they're down? Unless of course, They start it, like Junior did.
If you say that I would be piling on Junior, well HE started it!
This is all relevant to the hobby.
I Hate Lee G.
Thanks for your services SM
[QUOTE=Sticknmove;5590719]I told you guys if you acted like idiots (again and again) I would not post new information or new discoveries anymore. So like FullMetalHelme suggest I will only give out info to Sr members who have a history of contributing. I have been liberal sharing info here and providing details to everyone who messaged me. All I asked for to respect the YMMV and to just be cool and not ruin it for others if she rejected you for whatever reason. I have been on that side of the coin many times and I just chalk it up as an L. I don't ruin it for other guys whom this girl may be more into. Girls have their preferences. What a dick move to throw me under the bus with Stormi. To ruin it for others. Stormi wis a sweet sweet find and I could've kept her a little secret to go and tap regularly. I bet I can still but I feel bad I put her thru this crap. And you put me in a bad light. No more. The same thing happened with Tammy2 times. She was overwhelmed and like WTF! These guys get mad or just expect me to bb them all and yes some girls have standards too hence YMMV. No more public service announcements here. I will report but when I cum across some juicy finds I will either message to Sr. Or post message to Srs to message me and it can spread word of mouth like that. FullmetalHel gets it as many others I have exchanged messages with. We exchange information. You scratch my back I scratch yours. Lots of good guys here. But there have been a few who just ask for info and share nothing nor add nothing of value to the board. Just lurking and blowing up the spot if you don't get what you want for whatever reason. Ruining a potentially great tike for others. FullmetalHel that sucks that you didn't get a chance with Stormi. I would. Actually let me shut up. I'll tell you privately. And also I had some new details on someone I've seen before. I hadn't seen her in a couple years. Great time and good bargain. Any Sr members and regular members that actually contribute hit me up and I'll give you all the details.[/QUOTE]I guess it truly is part of the game where some guys get butt hurt. Anyways I thank you because of your sharings. I've found 2 regulars from your list. Won't mention those LOL. You and I have great taste in thick looking mature MILF $!. Ill start sharing more after the holidays. Cheer $!