The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2230145]Feel free to forward that PM to anyone cause it was an olive branch extension to clear air exactly what the PM said. It doesn't even mention you in the PM. Now what you have dreamed up from your mind is all that dreamed up bullshit as far any coversation went. I was even nice enough to forgive him for that for that fake ass review you had him write months ago about me in the BP section. It is what is, you learn that sometimes there are people you just can't be nice to. This is what I get for trying to be nice to you put in the crosshairs of your target again. Live and learn. Burn me once shame on you, burn me twice shame on me.

My ignore list got bigger. I do wish you the best I have said it a million times. That is my whole problem I am too nice and good hearted.

Girl bye!

Xoxo.[/QUOTE]Calm down, Please. IPhone 6 is out already. Make sloppy love and not dry war.

[BLUE]Not saying I'm gonna stop them, just curious about the temperature of the room.

Please don't register a bunch of new users to affect the outcome.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Jazak;2230313]Wait a minute, Am I missing something here? I thought you guys said FlaKisser was JAG?

If Pussyman is JAG and FlaKisser is not JAG then it looks like to me a few people on this forum owe FlaKisser an apology, Ancientone & A2. Manup! : o).

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.[/QUOTE]I have lost count of all the new handles that our dearly departed JAG now commands. Quite frankly I don't really care either. It is amazing how irrelevant this USA board becomes when you are just fine with a stable of tried and true SP's plus a hot young wife that wants to keep me drained (my balls, not my bank account). No one is owed an apology from me and no one will be getting one either!

[QUOTE=Jazak;2230313]Wait a minute, Am I missing something here? I thought you guys said FlaKisser was JAG?

If Pussyman is JAG and FlaKisser is not JAG then it looks like to me a few people on this forum owe FlaKisser an apology, Ancientone & A2. Manup! : o).

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.[/QUOTE]I stick by my statements. Since this is a free forum anybody can register as many users as they want. The Jag continuum lives on and will live on. It's pretty amazing how much time he spends on this board but he does make for interesting reading. I have access to info the rest of you don't including years of experience matching behavior to the person. I have no intention of talking about my methods, but it's not rocket science, if you pay attention it's very evident. From time to time he gets out of hand and I have to spank some of his users. As long as there is no charge here it's going to be like that and you guys are going to have to pay attention, read and evaluate reports, and use what you learn here as best you can. Just like yelp or any other crowd sourced review model.

A2.

Now go vote on the poll.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2230609]I stick by my statements. Since this is a free forum anybody can register as many users as they want. The Jag continuum lives on and will live on. It's pretty amazing how much time he spends on this board but he does make for interesting reading. I have access to info the rest of you don't including years of experience matching behavior to the person. I have no intention of talking about my methods, but it's not rocket science, if you pay attention it's very evident. From time to time he gets out of hand and I have to spank some of his users. As long as there is no charge here it's going to be like that and you guys are going to have to pay attention, read and evaluate reports, and use what you learn here as best you can. Just like yelp or any other crowd sourced review model.

A2.

Now go vote on the poll.[/QUOTE]A2, Poll vote done.

I have no doubt that you recognize things on this forum that the average member does not see. The part I can not figure out is what Melbaby would gain if I repeat if she was liar about FlaKisser not being JAG. She does not even like JAG at all. We all know that by the BareBack incident. Does not make to much sense to me. I do not hate JAG but I'm not a real fan of him either. JAG talks a little to much BS for me. I guess it will all come out in the wash sooner or later.

Jazak

I think the only people that are actually stalking Savanna are the many voices in her head.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2230653]A2, Poll vote done.

I have no doubt that you recognize things on this forum that the average member does not see. The part I can not figure out is what Melbaby would gain if I repeat if she was liar about FlaKisser not being JAG. She does not even like JAG at all. We all know that by the BareBack incident. Does not make to much sense to me. I do not hate JAG but I'm not a real fan of him either. JAG talks a little to much BS for me. I guess it will all come out in the wash sooner or later.

Jazak[/QUOTE]There is something this collective does, and honestly I'm starting to wonder if it's just one person, that nobody else ever does. There's actually a lot of identifiers but there is one thing, that happens over and over, that nobody and I mean NOBODY else ANYWHERE on the forum ever does that keeps giving him away. If this guy is the second then I'm just wrong.

A2

[QUOTE=BackJack;2230409]Just stop you are confusing yourself. Go get some pontang.[/QUOTE]WackJack!, I see you still have not learned your lesson. Still got a bad case of the pinocchio's. Did you find another job so you could afford a massage combo wack!

It's Pootang not Pontang you Big Dummy.

Bottoms Up & Having Fun.

Jazak.

Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2230551][BLUE]Not saying I'm gonna stop them, just curious about the temperature of the room.

Please don't register a bunch of new users to affect the outcome.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]Not only have you made me laugh so hard I dropped the tablet, in a way it all makes sense. Wonder what happened to the old Tandy 1000 hx they used as a backup?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]This just very well might be the single best post ever put up on this forum. It's a top 5 in my book for sure. I nearly unloaded in my depends.

A2.

Dear Aunt Jessie.

No, I am pretty sure KattyAnn is 15. She has known Sonny since they were both knee high to a bushy-tailed woodrat. I really do hope Sonny asks her to the home coming dance, don't you?

How are the cats doing? Did the three legged Persian ever have her litter?

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2230848]She was 28 about 7 years ago.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]

Now go ahead send me the threading email. Get it over with.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]

What we need is a like button for some of these responses! Some of these are just to damn funny.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2230810]Hey PartyPimpVino what brand of vodka do you suggest is the best. Heard you are an expert in that department.[/QUOTE]Tito's is the best for the buck but I don't drink Vodka.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2230992]Now go ahead send me the threading email. Get it over with.[/QUOTE]How about I call you names and pick on you about your spelling?

Threading. Wrong!

Threatening. Correct.

I could not send you a "threading email" because I do not have your email address and I do not want your email address.

Remember what I told you, zip the mouth and you will be much better off.

Good Day Sir.

Recess is over in 15 minutes. Don't forget to lock your lockers.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2231326]I think one those voices mentioned you are the tropicana tropical fruity mixed type of drinker.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]29 degree Budweiser coming out of the keg into a frozen frosted mug at Twin Peaks is hard to beat and the scenery is damn good! Swaganna you want to go with me one evening I'll buy your drinks and dinner: o)


I'll catch the locker on the way out. Thanks for reminding me Sillyolman.

Bottoms up & Having fun
Jazak

[QUOTE=Jazak;2231740]29 degree Budweiser coming out of the keg into a frozen frosted mug at Twin Peaks is hard to beat and the scenery is damn good! Swaganna you want to go with me one evening I'll buy your drinks and dinner: o)


I'll catch the locker on the way out. Thanks for reminding me Sillyolman.

Bottoms up & Having fun
Jazak[/QUOTE]Reads like a proposition for a soirée. If you want another round.

Begging for a date on a monger forum. Just pay her for her time and she may join you. But you do seem extra spooky and I am sure you will get a date with one of the girls at Twin Peaks. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2231740]29 degree Budweiser coming out of the keg into a frozen frosted mug at Twin Peaks is hard to beat and the scenery is damn good! Swaganna you want to go with me one evening I'll buy your drinks and dinner: o)


I'll catch the locker on the way out. Thanks for reminding me Sillyolman.

Bottoms up & Having fun
Jazak[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2231799]Begging for a date on a monger forum. Just pay her for her time and she may join you. But you do seem extra spooky and I am sure you will get a date with one of the girls at Twin Peaks. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]WackJack your such a DORK! I consider Savanna a good friend and have been with her multiple times just thought she might like to go out for drinks and dinner that's more then you would ever offer a woman sense you only work for minimum wages at McDonald's. Write any reviews lately, No! Got to get it before you can write about it.

Get BackJack WackJack Give a dog a bone. Now lay down boy.

Bottoms Up & Having Fun.

Jazak.

Your friend does not play for pay. You are a John aka Trick. Know your roll. But maybe your "patients" not patience will pay off. LMAO guess you can't spell either. Now I am done with your butch ***** ass. The cat fight is over.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2232113]WackJack your such a DORK! I consider Savanna a good friend and have been with her multiple times just thought she might like to go out for drinks and dinner that's more then you would ever offer a woman sense you only work for minimum wages at McDonald's. Write any reviews lately, No! Got to get it before you can write about it.

Get BackJack WackJack Give a dog a bone. Now lay down boy.

Bottoms Up & Having Fun.

Jazak.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2232051]The only Goddess. Listen to not afraid my other fav.

[URL]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w[/URL]

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Love this stuff! I remember seeing you post some lyrics as comments and had to go find out what song it was! Your too cool! Seems I have not been on here reading as much as I should be? It's going to take me a while to catch up and figure out what the cat fight is about.

Xoxo.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2232459]I thought I had a good friend but I guess not. After sending him a pic of my new doubles partner Jezebel he sends a nasty text back saying how can I not give his blue ray back. The blue ray he kindly brought me over and has spoke nothing of it until yesterday when I told him I was extremely busy. Guess he is part of PimpPartyVinos possee after all. I liked Buff 2 what a shame I got fooled.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Auuuuh. You and buff exchanging stuff. That's sweet. Do we really have to hear about all your stupid drama. Internalize some of it please. Screw vino get over it.