Massage Parlor Reports

This isn't a report on anything, but I got a peek at the talent at the place on 60th in the Burlington Coat lot. I was doing some AM shopping and saw someone with long hair outside setting up for the day. I did a quick detour to get a closer look. Her hair was down past her belt, dangling down to her hind quarters, which is what I took note off. Being in the daylight, I got a good look at what I can only describe as a large, dumpy, granny caboose. I think her long hair is her trying to look young and distract from that caboose. Just and FYI on what lurks within.

I went in about 9 last night and saw Lena. Yes the music was from her phone, but your typical asian stuff. I did have to wait about 20 minutes and was face down on the table when she came in. The drape bairly covered my legs and there was a lot of teasing when she worked on my legs. On the flip she worked my legs and pelvic area getting closer, until she took it in hand. I had no problem roaming my hands everywhere. The message was great as always.

Had a sucky experience. Went in there around 4:30 on a Wednesday. Mediocre massage, no offer of anything. Luckily I only did a half hour so I don't even know if she ended it early as they usually do, but not going back. They charge 50 for half hour, not 40 as they advertise.

Girl wasnt bad looking, but nothing good about it at all. at the end, i tipped her 10 bucks, and one thing i found weird about it is she left the room and told the girl i tipped 10.

Also no privacy in that place as other people stated.

I drove by 22nd ave near the Spot and noticed the 'Massage' light and open light were both gone. Guys probably got tired of SS and they weren't getting any new suckers.

[QUOTE=TheForceIs;3263840]I went in about 9 last night and saw Lena. Yes the music was from her phone, but your typical asian stuff. I did have to wait about 20 minutes and was face down on the table when she came in. The drape bairly covered my legs and there was a lot of teasing when she worked on my legs. On the flip she worked my legs and pelvic area getting closer, until she took it in hand. I had no problem roaming my hands everywhere. The message was great as always.[/QUOTE]Been a few months and decided to give Peony a try again. Drew Lena, the younger girl with the big nerd glasses.

Full drapage, no teasing of any kind, no HE, and what made it worse, is gave a lousy light pressure massage. Randomly jumped from spot to spot with no rhyme or reason. Missed things (like the right leg).

Normally I find a very good massage at this place with no extras, which is fine. Lousy massage and no extras, is not fine.

Gave them a try recently. There seemed to be only on lady working, appears middle aged and ok looking to me, gave her name as Coco. She seemed pleased to see a customer when I entered and gave a welcoming smile. She gave a decent massage with some teasing before the flip. Provided a HE without me having to request it. OK technique but nothing special. Limited roaming reluctantly allowed.

[QUOTE=Messi2201;2988816]Going to see Michelle in Twin Lakes. Did not see any reports, which is a bit surprising. If anybody has any info let me know. Thanks! I will report (normally I participate in the Milwaukee forum).[/QUOTE]Never saw any follow up to this post but wanted to report on my visit. Contacted her and asked her rates and photo. Looked like a pretty hot blonde but was a face pic. We arranged to meet at her location which was an office in a mixed use apartment complex in twin lakes. I met her after some back and forth over time. It's a pretty nice setup and discreet. I think an insurance office is across the hall, but the guy was on the phone the whole time I waited. The office has a waiting area and a separate room with a table. She's a bigger gal around 40 which explains why she sent a face pic but she has a nice rack. She also offers a dry sauna which I didn't do. I got ready and laid down until she came in. No draping was offered and none was needed. She told me up front that I'd leave happy. I was dying to know if more was on the menu. She gave a very good massage and on the flip she offered a scalp massage then went to work zeroing in on the target. I asked about taking her top off but only went halfway. Generous roaming was allowed but I'm not sure if the menu expands. I will likely repeat because the massage was really good and would like to see more. Damage. 85.

Went to 52nd. Had one I didn't have before. Some ugly one with glasses and a bad acne problem. Worst experience ever and first time I didn't leave a tip.

Avoid her at all costs. Really horrible massage. And ofcourse cut the massage time short.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3281148]Went to 52nd. Had one I didn't have before. Some ugly one with glasses and a bad acne problem. Worst experience ever and first time I didn't leave a tip.

Avoid her at all costs. Really horrible massage. And ofcourse cut the massage time short.[/QUOTE]I posted about her. #380. Her name is Sophia. Unlike you I was dumb and horny enough to go through with it until completion. She is terrible. I think this location is now one to avoid.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;3281360]I posted about her. #380. Her name is Sophia. Unlike you I was dumb and horny enough to go through with it until completion. She is terrible. I think this location is now one to avoid.[/QUOTE]I saw the other one that I had fun with before poke her head out. I think she let ugly take me because she's not making any money. What she should do is at least teach her to massage. They should ship this one back to China.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3264106]Had a sucky experience. Went in there around 4:30 on a Wednesday. Mediocre massage, no offer of anything. Luckily I only did a half hour so I don't even know if she ended it early as they usually do, but not going back. They charge 50 for half hour, not 40 as they advertise.

Girl wasnt bad looking, but nothing good about it at all. at the end, i tipped her 10 bucks, and one thing i found weird about it is she left the room and told the girl i tipped 10.

Also no privacy in that place as other people stated.[/QUOTE]Been a while since I've stopped in Shanghai but the pickin's have been getting slimmer and slimmer, sometimes you take another shot and sometimes you regret it. It was almost 9 pm and a drive by of 52nd showed they were closed.

I didn't love this place on my first visit a year ago, especially the negotiations at the flip. In retrospect, at least there WAS a flip.

This time there, I saw somebody new. She took my door fee and walked away= When I started to follow her, she stopped me and tried to explain there was a "10 minute wait". Don't you hate that, when they've already taken your money?

Of course it was actually 35 minutes. Should have been twenty, so Thank You, Mr Monger Before Me, for asking for 15 extra minutes, despite knowing I was waiting.

Speaking of loud mongers in that place- I can't think of another place that has any worse acoustics than that place. You can hear every single thing in the next room, and hear every single thing that is said by the front door.

Once it was my turn for the sub-par-no-happy-ending massage, we were interrupted time and time again, by mongers showing up announced, asking waaaay too many questions in very inappropriately loud voices that carry. Stupidass dipshit questions too.

Don't be that guy. Everybody hates that guy. That guy is the Scourge of the Mongering Earth. Some of you here, might BE that guy. Don't Be That Guy.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3285350]Been a while since I've stopped in Shanghai but the pickin's have been getting slimmer and slimmer, sometimes you take another shot and sometimes you regret it. It was almost 9 pm and a drive by of 52nd showed they were closed.

I didn't love this place on my first visit a year ago, especially the negotiations at the flip. In retrospect, at least there WAS a flip.

This time there, I saw somebody new. She took my door fee and walked away= When I started to follow her, she stopped me and tried to explain there was a "10 minute wait". Don't you hate that, when they've already taken your money?

Of course it was actually 35 minutes. Should have been twenty, so Thank You, Mr Monger Before Me, for asking for 15 extra minutes, despite knowing I was waiting.

Speaking of loud mongers in that place- I can't think of another place that has any worse acoustics than that place. You can hear every single thing in the next room, and hear every single thing that is said by the front door.

Once it was my turn for the sub-par-no-happy-ending massage, we were interrupted time and time again, by mongers showing up announced, asking waaaay too many questions in very inappropriately loud voices that carry. Stupidass dipshit questions too.

Don't be that guy. Everybody hates that guy. That guy is the Scourge of the Mongering Earth. Some of you here, might BE that guy. Don't Be That Guy.[/QUOTE]

You're right, when someone is upfront it's broadcasted loudly to the back. When I was getting my massage a loud talking guy came in there and spent almost 7 minutes asking about everything, asking how many people are working there, how much for every single thing they do. He was whining about the price of everything down to the foot massage and was trying to talk her down for each thing.

Then he asked if they take credit card and kept trying to get her to take credit card. He left, of course.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3283556]I saw the other one that I had fun with before poke her head out. I think she let ugly take me because she's not making any money. What she should do is at least teach her to massage. They should ship this one back to China.[/QUOTE]I used to take an hour drive to this place almost once a week. Now I wouldn't walk across the street to get to it. I've had fun with the other girl, Coco. The last two times I saw her she was just okay. I still shiver every time I think about the ugly girl with acne. I can't believe I let the little head win the battle again.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3285582]You're right, when someone is upfront it's broadcasted loudly to the back. When I was getting my massage a loud talking guy came in there and spent almost 7 minutes asking about everything, asking how many people are working there, how much for every single thing they do. He was whining about the price of everything down to the foot massage and was trying to talk her down for each thing.

Then he asked if they take credit card and kept trying to get her to take credit card. He left, of course.[/QUOTE]I've only been to this place once. It has to be the least private place I've ever been to. If I remember correctly they have curtains for doors and the walls don't reach the ceiling. Everything can be heard.

Mr. Loudmouth seems to follow me everywhere. It never fails when I'm getting my massage. Some jackass walks in talking loud and asking a ton of questions. How much? What kind of massage? What are your hours? Why keep asking questions when there is an obvious language barrier. And talking louder will not make her understand English any better.

Went to peony at about 10 am. Business was banging so kept getting interrupted.
Really great massage with hot stones and hot oil. My time wasnt cut short and she did a good job of cleaning the oil off unlike a lot of them.

I recommend for a good massage and nothing else on the table. Had a chubby chick with a rose tat on her arm.