Natural Woodies, Leather Dick, and the Vagaries of Aging
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1148597]Anyone ever get a 4 hour erection? . . . . Leather dick syndrome where its hard but you can't get off.[/QUOTE]Fuck Lefty, aging sucks and not like a Black B1tch lookin' at a C note. I used to get erections and I could fuck all day. I snagged one woman by fucking her for 2 hours straight without getting off. She thought something was wrong with her, and had to get back with me just to see if she could make me cum. I fucked her a good three hours the next night and still didn't blow. The third time I came three times in her, just to let her know it could be done. That shit lasted well into my 40's.
Ah, but sweet maturity. Now sometimes I can't get up. Even with Vitamin V I've had varying results. Sometimes I get up, and I can't get off. More often than not that's the case, especially with those fucking condoms. If I do get hard, just slip a condom on my hard dick and he turns into limp Richard in an instant. I have one provider that will let me fuck her bareback, and I'm sure enough of her that I won't go home with something incurable, but the b1tch charges me $250 an hour.
I wish I was in my 20s again. I was fucking this blond b1tch at a massage parlor in Madison { now closed. }, and I nutted in her without a condom on. I played it really cool, and didn't moan or groan, just silently buttered her bun. She asked if I had cum, and I said "no". She said that it was really wet down there, and I said "it must be you," and kept fucking her. I stayed hard until my second nut. Jesus, the human body is wonder, and it sucks to lose it over a period of time.
Now I have to jack off with a Brillo pad just to feel anything.
Enjoy it while you can, you young fellers, because when it goes, it goes.