Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1651173]I'm headed to DC for a few days and I want to hit up some strip clubs.

I heard Stadium is popping from alot of people offline, but when I get online and read this thread, no one mentions it. Am I being lead astray?

I also read about fuego's on here. How is that spot?

I like a mix / variety of chicks. White, asian, latina, mix, black.

Not tryna go to any hole in the wall strip club with mud duck bitches.[/QUOTE]In PG. Fuegos or Showcase for the best looking women / with the best mix. You can find what you want in both clubs. I haven't been to Fuegos in a few months, and I hear that it is under new management. However, in the past, the ability to speak Spanish goes a long way for anyone that is not caucasian. I am also partial to Puzzles on a weeknight, because you can find some young fresh faces.

I wouldn't go to any strip club in DC, and I haven't been to one in over 3 years. I just can't do it. Frankly, strip clubs in DC took a major nose dive after DeUniques / Zulu cave shut its doors. Really, if I want to look at some pretentious half naked ho's that I just can't reach over and grab a hand full of cheek (w / o getting smacked) , while paying over-priced drinks, I would go to a regular club.

Also, if you are up for a drive, you may want to go to Baltimore. If you like black women. King of Diamonds and Norma Jeans. If you like white women. Pussycat. You are less likely to fund "mud duck bitches" in those spots. Remember, I am not mentioning Hustler and little-Darlings for the same reason that I avoid the DC clubs. I just don't like going to a strip club unless I know that I can get take out / other activities for a decent price if I wanted to do so. Even if I am not looking for extras, I won't step foot in a club unless I knew that they were available. Just my quirk.

[QUOTE=Syck Daddy;1651629]No one mentions Stadium because no one here has the pockets for it. It's more of a "Hybrid Club". Part strip club, part night club and all the ballers and celebrities go there. The light of wallet are not welcome or even permitted in via crazy charges like $20 to wear you hat in the club and so forth. Off nights like Tuesday and Wednesday suck even more as the girls give you zero attention if you're not throwing money around like an idiot. Overpriced and unfriendly. Great looking girls though. Fuegos is kinda like that too on Friday and Saturday nights. Slower nights I hear are better. Sorry but I'll take the hole in the wall over this place even if I had the cash to spend like that. The vibe there disgusts me. But that's just me. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Damn thanks for the info. My boy went there and said he had a good time but he did say he had to pay a 40 cover which is ridiculous! What other spots other than Fuego is dope? What are the best strip clubs in Md that are close to DC as well? Much appreciated. Not really looking for extras, just quality looking chicks giving your moneys worth with the lap dances.

[QUOTE=DoeSurfer; 1652038]In PG. Fuegos or Showcase for the best looking women / with the best mix. You can find what you want in both clubs. I haven't been to Fuegos in a few months, and I hear that it is under new management. However, in the past, the ability to speak Spanish goes a long way for anyone that is not caucasian. I am also partial to Puzzles on a weeknight, because you can find some young fresh faces.

I wouldn't go to any strip club in DC, and I haven't been to one in over 3 years. I just can't do it. Frankly, strip clubs in DC took a major nose dive after DeUniques / Zulu cave shut its doors. Really, if I want to look at some pretentious half naked ho's that I just can't reach over and grab a hand full of cheek (w / o getting smacked) , while paying over-priced drinks, I would go to a regular club.

Also, if you are up for a drive, you may want to go to Baltimore. If you like black women. King of Diamonds and Norma Jeans. If you like white women. Pussycat. You are less likely to fund "mud duck bitches" in those spots. Remember, I am not mentioning Hustler and little-Darlings for the same reason that I avoid the DC clubs. I just don't like going to a strip club unless I know that I can get take out / other activities for a decent price if I wanted to do so. Even if I am not looking for extras, I won't step foot in a club unless I knew that they were available. Just my quirk.[/QUOTE]You should also mention the fact that the majority of DC club strippers can be found workingatclubs in PG county and Baltimore as well as Private Parties

Ok I finally got to EI on day shift like you guys said. Best strip club experience I've had in DC in years. Plenty of girls. No dimes but I'd say there were a lot of 7s. And like you guys said the place goes dead around 7:30p. Most seemed down for extras.

Got a bunch of laps from a chic named Isis. Brown complexion, short locs, nice phat ass, in good shape and not fat. Likes spreading her cheeks apart to let you see that donkey kong. I asked about VIP. She wanted $80 plus $20 to the club to get in the VIP room. I passed as she didn't seem enthusiastic enough for me. Seemed like she was throwing the 80 figure out ther hoping I'd pass.

Saw Bubbles and her big phat ass again. Her ass is like a big, soft, phat piece of bubble gum. Got some laps. She quoted 50 for a BJ in VIP plus 20 to the club. I passed.

Got laps from a chick named School Teacher. She has a great attitude and does pretty good laps. I'm almost sure extras are available with her.

Got a few laps from a chick named Milan. Light skin, kinda short, kinda small, phat ass, in good shape. Says she used to do cheer leading in his and some college. Seemed a little new and inexperienced. Nice girl though. Tried to get 10 out of me for a lap. When I laughed she said "oh, I'm thinking I was at Irving's". LOL! I think it was an honest mistake though.

There was one other chic and dammit I can't remember her name. She was a light brown completion, fairly small, with a nice phat ass, long straight black weave / wig, and glasses. Gave very good laps. Nice pleasant girl too. Doesn't seem to be focused enough to make any real money. She left before I could inquire about extras.

All in all good outing. I didn't accomplish what I came for though. I wanted to get numbers for like 2-3 freaks that I could call up for a BJ when needed. Got distracted and kinda forgot. Ideally I want to cut the club out all together as I don't really have the free time. I may go back again for day shift to get some numbers. I got there around 4pm but I think it's prob better to get there around 2p. It will prob be a little less crowded and you can get some good attention and convo.

How much are lap dances at Ei and is girl willing to do a lot of extras?

[QUOTE=DantaKarma;1655800]How much are lap dances at Ei and is girl willing to do a lot of extras?[/QUOTE]It depends. Have heard ten. Have heard five. Have got 'tip as you go'. It's all between you and her.

I breezed threw about 12am it was dead. Got 1 dance from a brown skin chick with a strawberry on the small of her back. Her ass was nice but when she started clapping it smelled like ass. On that note I cut it real short gave her 10$ and bounced. A waste of $30.

[QUOTE=DantaKarma;1655800]How much are lap dances at Ei and is girl willing to do a lot of extras?[/QUOTE]Laps are 5 during day shift and $10 at night.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1655723]Ok I finally got to EI on day shift like you guys said. Best strip club experience I've had in DC in years. Plenty of girls. [b]No dimes but I'd say there were a lot of 7s.[/b] And like you guys said the place goes dead around 7:30p. Most seemed down for extras.

Got a bunch of laps from a chic named Isis. Brown complexion, short locs, nice phat ass, in good shape and not fat. Likes spreading her cheeks apart to let you see that donkey kong. I asked about VIP. She wanted $80 plus $20 to the club to get in the VIP room. I passed as she didn't seem enthusiastic enough for me. Seemed like she was throwing the 80 figure out ther hoping I'd pass.

[b]Saw Bubbles and her big phat ass again. Her ass is like a big, soft, phat piece of bubble gum. Got some laps. She quoted 50 for a BJ in VIP plus 20 to the club. I passed.[/b]

Got laps from a chick named [b]School Teacher[/b]. She has a great attitude and does pretty good laps. I'm almost sure extras are available with her.

[b]Got a few laps from a chick named Milan.[/b] Light skin, kinda short, kinda small, phat ass, in good shape. Says she used to do cheer leading in his and some college. Seemed a little new and inexperienced. Nice girl though. Tried to get 10 out of me for a lap. When I laughed she said "oh, I'm thinking I was at Irving's". LOL! [b]I think it was an honest mistake though.[/b]

There was one other chic and dammit I can't remember her name. She was a light brown completion, fairly small, with a nice phat ass, long straight black weave / wig, and glasses. Gave very good laps. Nice pleasant girl too. Doesn't seem to be focused enough to make any real money. She left before I could inquire about extras.

All in all good outing. I didn't accomplish what I came for though. [b]I wanted to get numbers for like 2-3 freaks that I could call up for a BJ when needed. Got distracted and kinda forgot. [/b]Ideally I want to cut the club out all together as I don't really have the free time. I may go back again for day shift to get some numbers.[b] I got there around 4pm but I think it's prob better to get there around 2p.[/b] It will prob be a little less crowded and you can get some good attention and convo.[/QUOTE]To be honest [b]'Phatass'[/b], there were also a few 8's in there Friday nite
Everyone wants a dime, but whats the point if she ain't worth 2¢.
IMHO there were a few eights in there!
I'll sacrifice for a 7 with a 10 attitude and body anytime . . . but that's just me.

[b]Skool Teacher[/b] . . . she's copacetic.

[b]Milan 8-8½[/b] . . . even with a very slight pooch from child bearing.
[i]She has the potential to make a mint, but she's plain ol' greedy with a l'il attitude problem.[/i]
[b][size=-2](And that wasn't an honest mistake!)[/b][/size]

[b]Bubbles?[/b] Why settle for a .5 bj when fs is .6 [url=http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/l-me-hw-0u-a-different-type-of-c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e-25/6873764][b](Click Here)[/b][/url]

Phones are no longer allowed inside the club; but how did you get so distracted with pens and paper in cups on every table?
[b][size=-2](Long story bout the phones.)[/b][/size]

[b][u]Tip of the day: [i]Talk[/i][/u][/b]
If you wanna be on the cheap, decline a lapdance, but corerce her sit on your lap for some conversation.
[b][size=-2](If that does'nt work stand up or have her sit in a chair next to you and repeat.)[/b][/size]

[b]I'll be damned if I did'nt run into [b]OM78[/b] in the E.I. that same nite.[/b]

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1656832]Laps are 5 during day shift and $10 at night.[/QUOTE]
Day shift not necessarily so . . . nite shift $10.00 per
[b]The "Tip" above is highly recommended for the nite shift![/b]

Not to sound like l'm suckin up, but you should pm OM78 for more info.
[b]He seems to know every other chick in the fuckin club![/b]
Not to sound like I'm hating either! LoL


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I looks like you finally hit paydirt, we were in the club at the same time as well. Too bad we didn't know each other, I could have schooled you on the inner workings of the joint. I'd beg to differ about the scale though, as I saw quite a few 8's-9's and most were newbies. Margaret and Tracy do a great job of getting new talent to come in there to dance.

I'm not a lap dance person, so I just tip at the stage, converse and get to the point. Of the 4 that you mentioned, the others. I've banged out two of them, bubbles wasn't my speed, she's a 6 IMHO and Milan was a pretty chick with a fucked up 'tude.

There were at least 20-25 ladies in there and 3/4 could be had. Takeout is standard with majority of the girls, just use the mouthpiece and you can get what you want. Just this past week, I went shopping and got several UTFL's.

My suggestion is not to "quote" prices and VIP because this will be one of the last gems to fall, we don't need the heat being brought on them. It's bad enough that some dumbass was in there recording the girls / acts so there is a no cell rule now. If mongers want to go there, they should find out for themselves about the experience.

Pm me for more information, maybe we can trade some info if you check out.

P. S. If you are not a senior, don't bother PMing me. I won't divulge names to LE, Lurkers or troublemakers.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva; 1655723]Ok I finally got to EI on day shift like you guys said. Best strip club experience I've had in DC in years. Plenty of girls. No dimes but I'd say there were a lot of 7s. And like you guys said the place goes dead around 7:30p. Most seemed down for extras.

Got a bunch of laps from a chic named Isis. Brown complexion, short locs, nice phat ass, in good shape and not fat. Likes spreading her cheeks apart to let you see that donkey kong. I asked about VIP. She wanted $80 plus $20 to the club to get in the VIP room. I passed as she didn't seem enthusiastic enough for me. Seemed like she was throwing the 80 figure out ther hoping I'd pass.

Saw Bubbles and her big phat ass again. Her ass is like a big, soft, phat piece of bubble gum. Got some laps. She quoted 50 for a BJ in VIP plus 20 to the club. I passed.

Got laps from a chick named School Teacher. She has a great attitude and does pretty good laps. I'm almost sure extras are available with her.

Got a few laps from a chick named Milan. Light skin, kinda short, kinda small, phat ass, in good shape. Says she used to do cheer leading in his and some college. Seemed a little new and inexperienced. Nice girl though. Tried to get 10 out of me for a lap. When I laughed she said "oh, I'm thinking I was at Irving's". LOL! I think it was an honest mistake though.

There was one other chic and dammit I can't remember her name. She was a light brown completion, fairly small, with a nice phat ass, long straight black weave / wig, and glasses. Gave very good laps. Nice pleasant girl too. Doesn't seem to be focused enough to make any real money. She left before I could inquire about extras.

All in all good outing. I didn't accomplish what I came for though. I wanted to get numbers for like 2-3 freaks that I could call up for a BJ when needed. Got distracted and kinda forgot. Ideally I want to cut the club out all together as I don't really have the free time. I may go back again for day shift to get some numbers. I got there around 4pm but I think it's prob better to get there around 2p. It will prob be a little less crowded and you can get some good attention and convo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnny Stales;1650830]Royale Palace is located in Dupont Circle, hardly rundown area. The club was a bit rundown though, last I have been. Been too long for me to comment on how it is now or takeout, but like all strip clubs, I am sure takeout is available.[/QUOTE]Agreed on the area. Haven't been there in years because they are no longer open for lunch, but if the strip club review boards are to be believed, extracurriculars both off and on premises are much less likely than a few years back.

Sup Fellas,

So outside of my usual stomping grounds on business I decided to check out Fuego on recommendation from a friend. As advertised by my scoop, the club contained some of the finest and thickest latina ass I've seen in the DC / Baltimore area. The girls were also very attentive but not pushy at all. Security outside to make sure nothing popped off was also appreciated. I wanted to get sampling of the ladies so I got lap dances from about 5-6 girls; all pretty standard stuff. Some joystick action depending on the girl but given the layout of the club I didn't see any realistic potential to do anything else. This leads into the negatives of the club.

I went on a weekend night and although I appreciated police on the outside of the club, inside patrols was much less appreciated. Mileage, while not non-existent, was kept pretty low. Grabbing some ass, titties and your face, some joystick work. Everything was on the up and up. Good thing for some people but not others looking for a more. Active experience. Dances were $10 per song which I felt was fair considering the level of talent there (6-10 Stripper scale). Outside of that I received conflicting information as to the BYOB status of the club but I can confirm there were no alcoholic drinks served and given the level of security, I doubt you can get under-the-radar service from the bar.

All in all I had a good experience and would easily recommend it to a raunchy group that wants to see some latinas shake what their mamas gave them. I would also recommend it to someone looking for place to go with their SO, given its relatively tame atmosphere. However, I doubt I will return personally as the lack of extra credit available is a deal breaker for me.

Be safe out there people.

I wouldn't go to any strip club in DC, and I haven't been to one in over 3 years. I just can't do it. Frankly, strip clubs in DC took a major nose dive after DeUniques / Zulu cave shut its doors.

I could not said it better myself. That place was off the chain.

Where exactly is Ei? I haven't done much by way of the DC Strip Club lately. Fuegos has always been my go to; however, it's been a while. I still miss the old Stardust Lounge that was right on 450. LOVED THAT PLACE! Never extras in the club; however, I ran game on a couple for the after work hook ups!

[QUOTE=MrWilliams;1677837]Where exactly is Ei? ![/QUOTE] [b]Google[/b] . . . . .

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