Massage Parlor Reports

In regard to your PM.

You can park on the street or their is two spaces in front of the door. It's actually .6 for 30 minutes .8 for the hour.

We've actually already exchanged all this information on April 1 via PM`s.

Yesterday was my second visit for a Yummy treat of Yorkshire Pudding. Gentle, sensual touch, takes her time, very responsive to DATY, takes care of all the little amenities which makes her GFE. Highly recommended.

BTW, mamasan is friendly and has a great sense of humor if you treat her likewise.

Mikey

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I am thinking about trying some fresh Yorkshire Pudding this Friday.

Any thoughts or suggestions on which flavor is best?

PM if you will, please.

JJ[/QUOTE]

First time at an AMP and first time poster.

After looking around here, decided to check out Smile (Soo Guong?) Spa in Dumfries. This place is in perfect proximity to the domicile so getting there is easy.

Name of provider was "J"..??? I have to say that th TS was adequate although I am not sure what to expect. Massage was mediocre to above average, but felt even better because of the stress of the day. And she performed quite well for a CBJ. .6 house fee for the hr and gave a "decent" tip of .7 (I honestly think I paid too much, but oh well and I will learn more as I frequent them more often).

Using previous scale everything would be 6\6\6\7.

I will be going back and often primarily because it is a great way to get a quick relief of some of the daily tension.

-tp

[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]Went by the H yesterday to visit Sue since Vamonger gave her high scores with the tounge. GLAD I did!! I had to wait about 15 minutes for her but she treated me great! She was more fun than most. Dancing on the table and stripping for me, very freindly GFE, small enough that I could pick her up with one arm and twirl her around. Very playfull and thorough TS (Extra attention to the back crack is always a good sign!) as Va said very good rim. She responded the the DATY and rim very well also. Everything else fit like a glove and I couldn't help but end a little soon.

Did miss getting a little massage first though. She just went right for the light rubdown and tounge bath. This left me a litte short on the time. But they were busy and she did devote her full attention to me while there so it will definitly be a repeat for me.

I have to vote straight 9s based on my one visit with her.[/QUOTE]How old would you guess Sue to be?

[QUOTE=Papasan1]How old would you guess Sue to be?[/QUOTE]I would have to say early - mid 30s.

I'm new at this hobby. So what do I know? (not asking for advice, I know the deal, I'm new & haven't paid any dues yet)

But generally in these fantasy world experiences. After the massage, I get asked, "you like more? " or "anything else? " By the way, I'm used to typical NoVa experiences, but a few months back I got a little more at a place they think is "Best"

So I go to this new place in sterling today based on earlier reports, and I decide to try to lay the tip on the table prior to the massage, thinking that might help since its a new place.

Well, I get a great massage. Really, it was a great massage, and there was a little wondering down there, but then when the massage was over. It was all over. I think her name was Nana or something. She say, "all done, we don't do anything else here. " Then it got a little awkward, as I remained polite & cordial, but was expecting more. So then, I'm all confused about how much to tip. So I give her $20. (prolly too much)

It would've been ok, if I was expecting only a massage in this fantasy

Not sure if I spooked her because I'm younger (30's) or because I have short hair, but thats never been a problem before.

I took my Chevy to the workshop but my oil was dry.

So I had the mechanic take a look under the hood. My mechanic had two butterflies on her shoulder and a tatoo on her lower back. She gave me a hug and promised me the best service possible.

At first she gave my car a good polishing. The wax was nice, and her tshirt was wet, so I couldn't complain.

She put my car on the lifts and raised it up. She gave my undercarriage a proper going-over and lubricated the rear end of my axles. I was surprised how well she aligned my axles and then put a shot in my exhaust. I give her five gold stars for that.

Afterwards she opened my hood and did a number on my fuel injection system.

She hopped up on the bench and explained how her special extraction system would yank the cobs out of my fuel system. I tried it and found that her special kegel system would draw out the fluids where previously they had been in a stagnant state.

This was a tough mechanic who had never performed an overhaul on my automobile before, and she showed me how slagg-ass engines could get a proper overhaul at an early evening time for just a hundred bucks.

I'm totally dedicated to my new mechanic.

Senior Members can PM me for details on this garage.

B9

Went by EVA therapy Manassas again to see what could be had, HJ only as usuall, dont waste you time, older provider but sexy stated nothing more available, I've tried all the games but none working. We need something good in this area or nearby, Fair oaks is a great area and I have seen some higher price indies in that area, A AMP would be great

About a month ago tried new Lotus place in Ffx. The girl said her name was "April" then laughed and said "next month is May". She was taller, about mid 30s (it's hard to tell w/Asian women), below shoulder hair that was crimped/ wavey perm, little too much make up but very nice bod & overall attractive.

House fee of 80 for 60 min. Going into TS she patted by butt, & decent TS with nice fingers rubbing along the right place.

Very good massage. Without much prompting she got manual on me (good techinque), sitting btw my legs then standing over my head & leaning over (great view w/camel toe visible). Despite my requests, I was only one with clothes off, much to my disappointment, & no verbal skills demostrated by her. During manual dexterity test, another girl (younger, very cute) opened door by mistake, apologized & left quickly. I didn't like the interuption, but tried to suggest that she should join us (no dice though).

Tipped 40. I didn't ask for FS, & I didn't lay large donation down. Just feeling place out. Again, above-average masssage &.

Recently I had a dream in which I went to check out a new spa in Fairfax/Vienna (off Lee Highway) It went something like this.

My dream started with me almost giving up looking for the place but finally I found it around the back. I walked upstairs and rang the doorbell. Mamasan greeted me and led me into a small room. The place looked like they had been there no more than a week. I asked who was there and she said one other therapist. In a short while, in walked April. Looked very much like Sandra Oh (of Gray's Anatomy fame). Anyway I was pleased enough. I dreamed that she gave me a stellar massage. The rest of my dream wasn't as enjoyable. I had the worst TS in recent history. I also remember that I was told that I was "too demanding. " Not what I am used to. Anyway, substandard NoVA finish and I was ushered out. Not even a bottle of water in the house.

L: 7
A: 5
M: 9
NoVa: 4

I won't be back (even in my dreams).

Dubliner

[QUOTE=Havin Fun]I would have to say early - mid 30s.[/QUOTE]

She claims 24 :)

VAM

Can confirm that Sue is first rate. GFE and good personality. Spent a little time in the "waiting room" to see her but it was time well spent. Asked her how long she would be around and she said, "Maybe, long time". Hope so.

As far as age I would say she is in her early 30's.

Seemed late 20's to me. I was to focused on other things to really pay attention. I didn't see strech marks or baby fat and the brests did not sag so I was happy.

People are starting to ask about Magical Touch in Woodbridge. Have I been there? No but I have heard out it. TER says it a standard AMP with FS (1 review). Big dogg say it's a rip off (1 review). Another message board say it good but you have to be careful how you ask for extras. Hope that helps and tell me if it good to go.

[url]http://www.the************.com/reviews/show.asp?id=94080[/url]

Projectweird

Beware guys of Early Bird Special. I visited them and they are bad. I started my journey and reached the area, then the bird gave me the details of their place. Bird said that I will be greeted by one their beautiful star birds and I was fooled. I met a bird who is bald and boring who took me to a place which is dark and scary. Some one was sleeping in a dark corner and staring at me. bird took me into a space and asked me to fresh up while she sat on the pot. I finished what I had to do and I entered the comfort space. She came to me and I saw a deep cut on her body which came as a shock to me. Bird said that she will treat me with respect and care and put her grip against me for a min and she said that I have to pack up. Gone with her my wealth and mental health.