Strip Club Reports

What can I say, I'm a sucker for the accent (& the looks). I've had great milage with dancers of varied ethnicities, but the Natasha type accent with the music & the smooth skin is a trip.

So, anyone met any dancer like this in the clubs?

[QUOTE=Solipsomancer]What can I say, I'm a sucker for the accent (& the looks). I've had great milage with dancers of varied ethnicities, but the Natasha type accent with the music & the smooth skin is a trip. So, anyone met any dancer like this in the clubs?[/QUOTE]Over the years, like a kazillion. Back in the day in Seattle, finding Eastern Bloc poontang in a strip club was about as hard as finding Asian poontang in a massage parlor.

Currently, not so much. I don't know if Sasha at the Sands still dances -- I think she once said she was a genuine Russian from St. Petersburg, although if I'm not placing the accent incorrectly she could also have been Ukrainian -- but she was as high-mileage as they ever come, and would do almost anything extra nasty because she was kind of second string on the day shift there. Regardless, I think she's got to be past her expiration date by now, and the last time I spoke with her, she was looking at finally getting out of the game after well over a decade of bumping and grinding (and more) at the Sands...

Within the past year at Sugar's, I remember at least one brunette spinner with some outlandish name like Desolina or Demonica or Chaotica or Destroyovia or some-fuck who was from some Com-Bloc country. She was a looker and a dirty talker with a flat chest but a perfect ass and long, toned legs for days. She was fussy and extremely low-mileage, though. You could have come straight from the shower at your house to the strip club, and she would still send each dude she danced for to the restroom to wash up and suit up before she actually danced for him. Worse than her spunkphobia, you would practically have to beg her to make conatct with your meatstick, even on high-dollar dances. And she was a weird sort of nipple-twister (YOURS, not hers). When you finally showed her you meant business and "kicked her to the curb" after a couple of not-so-hot dances, she'd park beside you jabber on endlessly, keeping other girls away for as long as she thought you still had any coin, acting all hurt that you didn't want to play anymore. WTF?! I hate f*ckin' headgamers...

There's at least one Eastern European blonde working day shift at Honey's but I forget what her stage name is. (And after my last experience, I'm done with Honey's...)

Hope that helps. Good luck, comrade... -- Jimi Hendrix

There used to be a fair-skinned dancer at Rick's with the stage name Natasha. She had red/brunette hair and often wore a red outfit. I used to catch her there during the mid-shift (early afternoon to early evening). Pretty face, great figure, good (not great) dances). The few times I've been there lately, both afternoon and late evening, I haven't noticed any ladies with that accent.

Good hunting!

Hey i know that chick Jimmi was talking about in the Sugars days and did a report on her and some dancers too. She was just the non-party,extras type of female and held her own against free load pervers of the messed up ways. As for dances her $20 dances were all ya wanted and with no extras unless she liked you. As for chatty, yes she had her own drama and was always competing with her accent and american lifestyle and money. It's a shame that the Ricks-sugars owners are picked on for the bussiness they have and the other clubs Like Deja-Vu don't get messed with at all or we don't hear from them. How can they Open up a NEw Strip club down near Safeco field and shut down Sugars? Oh by the way i ran into a ex-stripper that works fed way and told her about the Tukwilla Dejavu and she said tell all that place works with tukwila pd and vice and as for extras at that place ya need to drop alot $$$$ to a dancer till they trust u for after hours extras. Don't go and waste your funds there! As for me i got into a relationship-girlfriend deal and taking a break on the cruising scene and will check out a few clubs when i get a chance. The Des moines-kent PAc-hwy strip is alive with girls who look 18 but aren't, mostly runaways and stuck on pimps. I lost my camera 3 moths ago when i dropped off a female who wanted a ride then i checked my car and couldnt find it sooooooo............................ back to square 1. I kinda wonder what happend to Darla Ann????

Good to hear from you, Peepers. :)
[QUOTE=Mr Peepers]I kinda wonder what happend to Darla Ann????[/QUOTE]I kinda don't give a F*CK. :P

-- Jimi

First post. I'd like to add a report from Honey's.

Range of women there. I really had fun with a gal named Lexi. Blond, nice legs and ass. Sweet girl.

Also got a few from Mandy. Nice natural boobs and a great butt.

Definitely will go back. Check them out if you have the chance.

I always find that if you're nice and treat them good they'll return the favor.

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Over the years, like a kazillion. Back in the day in Seattle, finding Eastern Bloc poontang in a strip club was about as hard as finding Asian poontang in a massage parlor.

Currently, not so much. I don't know if Sasha at the Sands still dances -- I think she once said she was a genuine Russian from St. Petersburg, although if I'm not placing the accent incorrectly she could also have been Ukrainian -- but she was as high-mileage as they ever come, and would do almost anything extra nasty because she was kind of second string on the day shift there. Regardless, I think she's got to be past her expiration date by now, and the last time I spoke with her, she was looking at finally getting out of the game after well over a decade of bumping and grinding (and more) at the Sands...

Within the past year at Sugar's, I remember at least one brunette spinner with some outlandish name like Desolina or Demonica or Chaotica or Destroyovia or some-fuck who was from some Com-Bloc country. She was a looker and a dirty talker with a flat chest but a perfect ass and long, toned legs for days. She was fussy and extremely low-mileage, though. You could have come straight from the shower at your house to the strip club, and she would still send each dude she danced for to the restroom to wash up and suit up before she actually danced for him. Worse than her spunkphobia, you would practically have to beg her to make conatct with your meatstick, even on high-dollar dances. And she was a weird sort of nipple-twister (YOURS, not hers). When you finally showed her you meant business and "kicked her to the curb" after a couple of not-so-hot dances, she'd park beside you jabber on endlessly, keeping other girls away for as long as she thought you still had any coin, acting all hurt that you didn't want to play anymore. WTF?! I hate f*ckin' headgamers...

There's at least one Eastern European blonde working day shift at Honey's but I forget what her stage name is. (And after my last experience, I'm done with Honey's...)

Hope that helps. Good luck, comrade... -- Jimi Hendrix[/QUOTE]I you like Russians take a vacation to Myrtle Beach South Carolina in the summer!

Man do I miss that place.

I drove by Sugar's today. Sign says "Closed for Remodel."

I hope that's all it is.

[QUOTE=Bigboner](Honey's) I always find that if you're nice and treat them good they'll return the favor.[/QUOTE]That's true in a lot of places. How nice were they to you? Roamng? Extras? In my experience, they are all nice when they are selling dances. It's what happens during the more private interaction that is interesting.

Cut my strip club teeth there when it was the Y some 35 years ago.

Cover: $1, Schooner: $1, Pitcher of Rainier: $4, Table Dance:$2, Upgraded table dances: 2/$5, The memories: Priceless.

[QUOTE=Shyperv]I drove by Sugar's today. Sign says "Closed for Remodel."

I hope that's all it is.

That's true in a lot of places. How nice were they to you? Roamng? Extras? In my experience, they are all nice when they are selling dances. It's what happens during the more private interaction that is interesting.[/QUOTE]You're right. They're all nice there. Just depends on your cup of tea and what you like. All sorts and sizes.

Met with Crytals last nite she was told to get Seattle Lic if she wanted to work with that group as it wasnot just a remodel she and three others went to Ricks and a two to Foxes,And the rest to Honeys. Bye to the landmark

All this is a dream I had while taking a nap:

Executive Summary: Rick's seems to be slowly turning into a Deja Vu, if not by ownership, then by behavior. Good looking women that will let your hands roam, but no extras.

I had some time to kill, so I checked out Rick's during the day, around 3:00pm. It was a typical day crowd. There were some very very good looking dancers there, including a small blonde with a very large natural rack. She came right up to me after her dance (I may have been staring intently at her) and we walked to the back.

I negotiated a number of dances for a flat fee and paid up front (I've said before I tend to lose count, and who wants to keep count when you are also trying to get lost in the situation? ). Now, it may have been a loser move to pay up front, but it turned out for the better, because I realized that I'd gotten more dances than I'd paid for. My hands were free to go everywhere but under the thong (I was all over the thong). That was the good side. The bad side was other than a couple of gropes of Mr. Happy, there were no extras. I asked her about out-of-the-club extras, and while it seemed she wanted to, I ended up with nothing.

The dances, as far as a no-extra dance goes was amazing, and her tits were awesome. But still, this was not the Rick's experience I had grown accustomed to.

Before I found the blond pixie with the killer rack, I was approached by a dancer that I had previously had fun with. I passed on the offer, using my favorite excuse: "I just got here and want to watch the stage for a while."

She is older, and doesn't quite have the body that you would expect for a dancer, but she was also more than willing to do what I wanted her to do at the time. Very high mileage. But at the end of that experience, while settling the bill, I made the mistake of getting more than I needed out of my pocket. She saw that, and rather heavy handedly demanded the extra as a tip.

This, you may expect, left a bad taste in my mouth. Needless to say, I lost any desire to repeat with her. Hell, for that extra tip, she lost future dances. Yes, I gave it to her. I'm a schmuck. But I won't be a schmuck twice the same way. I will find NEW ways to be a schmuck.

I'm planning on hitting the Sands during the day sometime this week. I hope the experience is more rewarding.

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Good to hear from you, Peepers. :)
I kinda don't give a F*CK. :P

-- Jimi[/QUOTE]

Ahh man love that place and the drama it had! I get a feeling there will be a better Sugars remodeled later on for Fun and $$$$... Now i need to get a job again after losing one. It Sucks!

[QUOTE=Mr Peepers]. I kinda wonder what happend to Darla Ann????[/QUOTE]

She instant messaged me a couple of months ago. She was living in S. Carolina and shooting porno movies. If anyone knows of her movies, let me know, I wouldn't mind buying one.;

[QUOTE=Civ2000]She instant messaged me a couple of months ago. She was living in S. Carolina and shooting porno movies. If anyone knows of her movies, let me know, I wouldn't mind buying one.;[/QUOTE]

Hey just let me too know or what web site she is on? Kinda funny making movies these days have little life span in the porn industry.