Massage Parlor Reports

Visited ML and asked for bebe my favourite. Enjoyed the full hour and as usual she was gigling and enjoying every bit of it. During conversation she told me that she has changed her name to "may". Not surprised these girls do change their name. What is in name "A rose is a rose! " nothing can change that. I am not going to visit again bcoz I want to come out of this habit. You can save lot of money and time. Good luck guys.

[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Sasha was ok at first but she has been there a long time now, and I think the new owners are not as service friendly because they make the girls spend less time with customers.

Bebe in my opinion is only average looking and you have to be careful with her, she has a drug problem and she will try to do BB if she likes you and wants you to always return.

I think the new owner does not get the best girls, and turnover is too slow. I remember a Hana from 2 years ago who looked like the porn star Charmane Star. What a GFE too, I was hooked and I actually think I saw her everyday she was working. (lucky for me she stayed less than 2 weeks) Mia from two summers ago was a great one also.

Speaking of pornstars, I think they are overated. About a year and a half ago I saw Sabrine Maui in New York. She certainly was as sweet and cute in person as she is in her films, but really once you get their clothes off and get down to business it is not much different than any good looking amp girl. (by the way, she used to be a amp girl before she was discovered) Yet you pay 10 times the price, although I guess you get the bragging rights of doing a pornstar.[/QUOTE]Same girl?? Be careful!

peace!!

Does anyone know if this is the same Bebe from before at Moonlight?

[QUOTE=MrMeyers]Bebe in my opinion is only average looking and you have to be careful with her, she has a drug problem and she will try to do BB if she likes you and wants you to always return.[/QUOTE]Same girl!!

Bebe:

Face-7
Body-7.5
Attitude-8
Service-7.5

[QUOTE=Hammerin61]Stayed in the Woodlawn area last Thurs. night and based on some previous reports here, went back to ML for the first time in a couple of years. Saw one white van in the parking lot with no one in it.

Got "everything" from a very pretty Bebe for the usual .70 + 1.0. I noticed that the session seemed to be a bit rushed and sure enough, Mamasan knocked on the door at about the 40 min. mark, so I probably won't go back anytime soon because $.70 is a bit much for a rushed 45 min. session.

LARS: Face-9, Body-8, Attitude-7.5, Service-8[/QUOTE]Good to know that the LARS™ system is being used in Bmore. For those who wonder, here is the system:

Public Service Announcement - LARS

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Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]This is a link to the bust story in Charlotte, NC. To me the pictue looks like a previous mamasan from ML. Anybody else think so?

Crazy Dick

[url]http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stories/wcnc-ad-8_16_06-sex_trade.71014b1.html[/url][/QUOTE]There were two vans in the parking lot, one empty and one occupied by three guys with camera.

What that is about?

Wonder.

Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?

I am fairly new with these places, and was hoping to get some help. I realize that if you go somewhere and say it's your first time, they don't take care of you. My concern is if I go somewhere and say it's not my first time, I will look stupid because I don't know what you are and are not allowed to say. For instance, is it alright to ask the girl to give you a massage while she's nude also? What can I, and can't I ask?

Also, I love good, quality massages (not just the ending). But the one place I went to, the massage was absolute crap. Are there places that give good massages, and offer things like TS's?

[QUOTE=Jon Matts]Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?[/QUOTE]RTFF Starting [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=500789&postcount=4]HERE[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jon Matts]Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?[/QUOTE]If it's the place on York in Towson, I would avoid it. I never liked their attitude.

1. Always say you've been there before even if it's a lie.

2. What's the name of the girl you were with? Kim. Always Kim. That's like John in the US!

3. Always leave the tip so that they know what you want.

4. Don't like the girl? Ask Mama for another. Insist on it! It's your money!

Larry!

I find it helpful to really kinda swagger about the place like you've been there before. If you go to one of these little house type joints then by all means head to the kitchen and grab something out of their fridge. Even if you don't intend to eat it (rotting cabbage is pretty much all you will find I guarentee) just the act of rummaging loudly thru their refrigerator will signal to them that you are a man that means business and you will almost certainly get some kind of interesting experience as a result!

Prost!

[QUOTE=Im7875]I've been hitting this place quite often but its a small establishment. I have had the pleasure of FS with the entire staff which is not many girls. Unfortunately, I'm a man who like variety. Can anyone suggest places that I can go for the same type of service with some new faces?[/QUOTE]It would seem that you've neglected to report any intel about Jade... in fact, you've never taken the time to report on anything other than in this newest request for intel.

Read the Fucking Forum - everything you would ever want to know is all laid out for you in black and white; Because there are other members of the forum who DO report on their exploits... aren't you lucky? You should say thank you to the AMP guys who have contributed - and maybe you could return the favor.

BSR,

Nicely said.

[QUOTE=Larry 56]2. What's the name of the girl you were with? Kim. Always Kim. That's like John in the US!

Larry![/QUOTE]John. John!

I was thinking Mary!

[QUOTE=Im7875]BSR,

With all due respect.

I have read the fourm. I don't report on Jade because its, as you say, already laid out in black and white. I figured it would be redundant. Also, most of the other posts are about ML. A place that is to hot for me with all the LE around. There are plenty of other places around be-more besides these two and I never hear about them. I would like to. Although, maybe we would if members like you didn't bash everyone every time they ask a question or make a comment. I don't know why you guys have an attitude sometimes. If you don't like the question then just don't answer. Now, if you have anything helpful to say I will listen.[/QUOTE]Try out a new place and post a report.