The Prickyard

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2862004]I'm so upset that I missed the high school drama club convention. Can I get an invite next time? Here I thought we were all best friends forever.

Seriously, I find it comforting that the circle jerk has died down and you are no longer lying to one another about what a bunch of "great people" you are. I half expected a story of how all of you save puppy dogs and give handjobs to the homeless.

But looking back at this forum and the vitriol that is spewed you certainly can't deny that you are all as big assholes as I am if not more so.[/QUOTE]I, personally, would rather have my nipples scoured off with a rusty cheese grader, then to let you into our production of arsenic and old lace. Having an I. Q. Level only slightly higher than a school zone speed limit grants you no special privileges. And to think we were all collecting money to buy you a Doogie Howser box set.

[blue]Cheese grater hoss, a cheese grader would probably be some French homo that could tell you how good cheese was by sniffing it.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2862004]I'm so upset that I missed the high school drama club convention. Can I get an invite next time? Here I thought we were all best friends forever.

Seriously, I find it comforting that the circle jerk has died down and you are no longer lying to one another about what a bunch of "great people" you are. I half expected a story of how all of you save puppy dogs and give handjobs to the homeless.

But looking back at this forum and the vitriol that is spewed you certainly can't deny that you are all as big assholes as I am if not more so.[/QUOTE]*revels at being a prick*.

So predictable.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2862226]*revels at being a prick*.

So predictable.[/QUOTE]Why do any of you care? Or respond?

The fun ends for him when you stop.

(I never saw the advice my parents gave applying to Internet posts, that's for sure!

[QUOTE=Kevrob911;2862400]Why do any of you care? Or respond?

The fun ends for him when you stop.

(I never saw the advice my parents gave applying to Internet posts, that's for sure![/QUOTE]The fun never ends for the eternal Internet prick. And bashing him is fun too!

I would like to tell a story about a man named Red. Now Red was a nice guy who lived in the scum projects of a deteriorating Detroit downtown. He loved the ladies there because he could easily get his dick wet for virtually pennies on the dollar and sometimes for just the price of a pack of cigarettes. He was happy with this way of obtaining pussy. He enjoyed the feeling of a wet one wrapped around his bare member whether it was oral or vaginal. He partook in these sexual activities quite often without a care to the world nor a care about where the pussy had been before. Over time he was changed by things that transmit. Travelers of sorts that can move from one to another in unspoken ways. He carried these travelers within him and on him. He cared not that he had this company and he shared it with others. That was ok because the company he kept was prevalent in the part of town he lived in. Everybody enjoyed the same company and it's pleasures.

Then Red met Lisa. Now Lisa lived in another part of town. She was user of substances that controlled her life. She was nice but only fixated on one thing, securing more substance. She enjoyed pleasing others to obtain this substance. She had few, if any rules with everyone she met. She met Red and enjoyed his company and the member he so proudly exposed. She was not aware of the company he kept because she didn't know about his life in the Detroit projects. However now that he had introduced her to this company she became an unwilling part of the group. She didn't care because she was more interested in the substance of her fixation than the company she kept. Now Lisa had friends that she also enjoyed hanging out with that were from the suburbs. These friends also enjoyed the bare necessities of her pleasures. They did so without thought or concern. Soon these friends became members of the exposed club and they were also were transformed. Now both the suburbs and the projects of Detroit shared the same company. This unification was not planned but then again it was the choice of all involved to be united together under the same company.

The moral of this story is: Be smart, choose wisely, don't unify.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2862092]I, personally, would rather have my nipples scoured off with a rusty cheese grader, then to let you into our production of arsenic and old lace. Having an I. Q. Level only slightly higher than a school zone speed limit grants you no special privileges. And to think we were all collecting money to buy you a Doogie Howser box set.

[blue]Cheese grater hoss, a cheese grader would probably be some French homo that could tell you how good cheese was by sniffing it.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I'm happy to know that A2 has a sense of humor. I'm a blue cheese fan myself.

Dave.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2861756]No (sigh) . He's not LEO he is just being a ass. Heidi isn't the only one that he has tried to "sext " . It's unfortunate that he clearly is not understanding the wise words out of everyone 's mouths. Comprehension is key.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. Ego will get you every time.

Hope we meet somewhere down the road. Being a veteran smartass myself, I think we'd get along famously.

[QUOTE=DaveRue;2862678]I'm happy to know that A2 has a sense of humor. I'm a blue cheese fan myself.

Dave.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I hope Gordon Ramsay is happy now that he has made light of my shortcomings in both grammar, and the culinary arts. I personally found A2's comments to be a bit cheesy! LOL.

[blue]LOL, well played sir, well played.

A2[/blue]

Per the add " you and your friend can both take your mouths to Grease for a total of 6 bucks. " Who here has not chuckled at that add even if it is to your self.

I love different kinds of cheese, that's the best snack with gin and tonic.

But just say no to fumunder cheese! From under my balls!

BG,

[QUOTE=DaveRue;2862678]I'm happy to know that A2 has a sense of humor. I'm a blue cheese fan myself.

Dave.[/QUOTE]

What is going on.

[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2863678]What is going on.[/QUOTE]Got to be a prick to keep up with us.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in tbe Yard.

[QUOTE=MSkeme;2863107]Per the add " you and your friend can both take your mouths to Grease for a total of 6 bucks. " Who here has not chuckled at that add even if it is to your self.[/QUOTE]A $6 cheeseburger?? Got to be, right? Only pay that much at Five Guys, but it's worth it.

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2863380]I love different kinds of cheese, that's the best snack with gin and tonic.

But just say no to fumunder cheese! From under my balls!

BG,[/QUOTE]Thanks Gromit, the image is now forever burned into my mind. Your notions about cheese are truly tasteless!!

Signed, Herman Muenster.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2863902]A $6 cheeseburger?? Got to be, right? Only pay that much at Five Guys, but it's worth it.[/QUOTE]Five Guys is good. The big problem is when a friend or coworker points out that you dripped mayonnaise on your shirt.

Friend: "What's that?

You: "What? Oh! I had 5 guys for lunch. It got a little messy. ".

Awkward silence follows.

Unless it's a good friend who says "Damn! I bet your ass is sore. ".

Instead of paying $6 for a burger, for about $2 more (not counting $450 for roundtrip airfare and $50 for a hotel) you can get a much better burger at La Hamburguesaria, in Bogota Colombia and for dessert pick up a nice FS option for $15-$100, depending on your (and her) tastes.