Orchid on Turkey Lake. Ripoff report
Here is the ad for this place. They are actually advertising $55 for an hour. And they charged you $75. I was going to go there tonight. But I hate that trickery.
[QUOTE=Outdoorsman; 1852341]TOFTT on a new joint (they are popping up so fast can't keep track of it) Orchid on Tky Lk Road by Wal Mart.
So many ads say new but this place really is. There were drills and saws going on after my session started.
Place is big probably 8 rooms or so. If it takes off we'll be tripping over each other. Very small rooms, great new table shower room, think there may be two. Nice clean new linens and towels. Also they give you the full 60 minutes.
Now the not so great, could swear the ad I read said 65, got there and sign showed options with hours starting at $70.
Gave her $80, brings me only $ 5 change with something about shower extra, almost no English spoken so we're off to a not so good start. Decent table shower, masage very average and way too much oil, like I've never seen before, almost felt like giving them a extra $10 so they could buy some more.
On flip tip was asked for and I had to get up and get the money ($40) out then a couple of minutes of asking for more. Stayed with 40, lackluster ending then you wouldn't believe it breaks out the oil again. Finally had to say that great just some hot towels please.
Saw a younger more attractive gal on the way out who looked fun but got the feelings she's Mamasan. Mine was on the older side.
Will not repeat unles I hear things have changed. Too bad, nice place[/QUOTE]
Michelle has been around a while.
She uses old pictures. In the past she was a blast but had a poor attitude after she seemed to become jaded. She was in Kissimmee and had good service for a while then it declined I quit going. I never got or asked for more than a massage and a hand shake. She got a regular job; that did not last (attitude I bet). She came back; new location, I went once, service declined more attitude increased. Then she joined a massage parlor on JYP and her rates increased they use old and fake pictures (tineye). I never went just saw ads. She is now in Maitland now but I doubt that will last long. Her partner will send her on her way; if she treats other like she did you because the backlash will hurt her business.
[QUOTE=NaughtyGradez; 1857454]First things first here is her link.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brazilian-touchmonday-40-half-hour-specialsall-day-28/8436559[/url]
Ng back with a quick little review. Anyone who has followed my post knows I'm a cheap guy always looking for the diamond in the rough. I have to say that over the years I have met a few gems and the body rub section has by far been where I've had the most fun. When I saw the pictures and prices I felt this could be one of those jackpot situations. It quite simply was not. A called and spoke with a lady who she shares the office with and she told me she's new and she knows the famous joan luv and we all know thats a good sign. We chat and select a time that I should arrive. I had a small window of time before work. I show up on time and she says it is possible that I wait 15 min outside I told her no I told you I have to be at work soon I did not plan on an extra 15-20 min wait she says fine and walk in. She is a nice sweet and polite girl I will not deny that but she is not the curvy vixen in the pics a little heavier not a BBW or fat or chunky but not curves like joan I guess the word is built solid. Another issuse is that I was quoted 30 for the first time visit but when I arrived she now wanted forty I'm not one to haggle over 10 buck on an already good price but its just the principle but hey didn't want to ruin the mood I already dove here already and time is runing slim. So I get on the table and she's rushing though the massage normally I would mind but hey time was not on my side and maybe she rushed because I told her my situation. She was not wearing anything like the ad 100 percent professional attire basically scrubs which was a huge turn off. But anyway on the flip she kept nudgeing my johnson with her elbow which I guess was a sign that a happy ending would come and it did a basic rub no emotion and she allowed roaming over on booty and boobs I mean just a real basic time. 10 more bucks and I could of got a job from joan I guess that how I rate all body rubs so it is a high bar. Like I said maybe it was me the time crunch the fact that she's new and 1st time the cheap rate. It could be any combo but she not the vixen from the ad. She works with another women I want to see. PM for me for more details. But her grade is a D plus[/QUOTE]
I agree on the cheap thing but when you advetise cheap
You will get cheap. The guy responded to what she advertised. Why is she advertising cheap and switching locations and using old and fake photos? Her attitude and lackluster service is the issue. Every time I saw her I at least brought my friend Benjamin and more; never asked for extras and she just had a poor attitude.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1857809]Some of you guys absolutely kill me. Let me get this straight, so you want a wide open menu, the girl to be enthusiastic and be given a memorable experience, but are going to a low cost provider charging two jacksons. Unless you are going out of the country, your expectations are far too lofty. If a girl is charging $40, you can rest assured she is working volume. A quick rub and tug with a grope of the fun bags should be all that is expected at that price.
I have seen Michelle and her friend. My experience was positive but I took a different strategic approach than you. Ile leave it at that. Point is if you are on a tight budget, curtail your expectations accordingly.[/QUOTE]