Go to the adult bookstore and buy a porno mag or dvd
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This one went a bit to far. I didn't throw a flag, but this was too much. He had "cheap bastard" coming but not the rest of it.
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Normally I would clean up this thread
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You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.
Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.
If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.
Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.
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[QUOTE=Roman;2127536]I try to tip no more than 20% of the entrance fee.
Unless we have a real major star.
Standard is 15% for waitresses.
Why are masseuses any different?
Giving them a big head by giving them too much.
Thanks for the sharing. We just want more performance for less dollar.
One monger's thoughts.
ROMAN.[/QUOTE]
Linda from EZ Foot on Blosa
This is a shot in the dark. Anyone know where she went to? Gave the best massages there and always a happy ending.
Tip should NOT really be the correct term
In this industry, for whatever reason the money paid to the provider is called "Tips" when that should not be the correct term. A tip is considered 15% above the price of the service in the USA. For example you get a grand slam at Denny's for ten bucks, and you tip Flo "Kiss My Grits" an extra $1. 50 buck feefty or even $5 bucks on top of the god damned check.
So a real TIP is when I get an awesome full GFE session with a beautiful provider, and I TIP HER an extra 15% or more ON TOP of the $ for the service. So, . 4 for the house (goes to rent, laundry, advertisements, shakedown $ from both sides of the law, legal retainers, property taxes, shop repairs, coffee, internet etc.). Your provider gets the. 4, . 8, or $ and if she was really nice, a 15% tip on top of that. So be prepared to bring at least $1. 15 (5 Jacksons, 1 Hamilton, and a Lincoln) for FS if it is good to decent service.
This is a hilarious thread. But just remember, you would be surprised how much your service will improve if you run the numbers and pay the correct amount needed to play this game and enjoy this hobby.
I don't KNOW that you can
[QUOTE=FunTrust;2128491]Can you tell us at what Hooters you can get a HJ. Thanks.[/QUOTE]But my money says I'm betting you can here [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LfB2hqi3g[/URL].
You have to go HERE for that. . .
[QUOTE=Admin2;2128891]But my money says I'm betting you can here [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LfB2hqi3g[/URL].[/QUOTE]I wish you were right looking at those hotties, but Unfortunately, you would lose your bet. Hooter's is a family restaurant. However in Columbia you can go here. . . [URL]http://web.archive.org/web/20110208012041/http://pleyclub.com/[/URL].
Maybe theres another reason
[QUOTE=Roman;2129075]Mamasan asked my opinion after.
So I gave a so-so and she got the.
Point.
Won't be going back to Irene.
May not be going back to Lambert.[/QUOTE]Lambert charges $50 to get in. So you tipped Irene $10 ?
Good Deal Massage in Orange
So I have been on a search for some inexpensive massage spots with HE. This was a good stumble. In Orange right by the Orange Crush (57/5/22). If you arent picky in the looks department then this is a good place for you! Walked in to get pricing since they didn't asnwer the call. In a little business strip mall but it doesn't face the major street. Anyways walked in rang the bell and waited about 2 minutes. Older (40's /50's) asian lady with too much makeup and big bolt on tits answers. I ask how much for Hhr and its in my wheel house. So I go for a spin. I get taken to the back and there are 3 "rooms". Just like cubicles with doors. So anyways I sit down and start to undress. She says be right back and she goes into the next "room" I can hear the guy from the other side giving her direction. Telling her to do this and go this fast and all that. Mind you I'm in the next cubicle and can hear everything. So I'm like damn this place is pretty shady. I opt out at that point for a massage only. Listen to the old man next door get himself taken care of. Not the best experience at a MP. But none the less I figured a decent massage and maybe cop a feel on those tits. So I'm waiting and another asian lady (30's /40's) not a looker but nothing I can't work with. So she walks in and apologizes for the wait and all that. Tells me to take off the boxers and I lay down and no towel over the butt or anything. She asks oil and I opt for some lotion and she gets to work. Good massage. Little to no chit chat and worked on my neck and shoulders really nicely. Not too good on the legs but overall a 7/10. So she asks for me to flip and she starts with the soft touching and carressing. Still no towel on my boy so I roll with it. After about 2-3 minutes finally gets a rise out of me and she motions for the HJ! Now I was going to be a douche and let her do it without negotiating and just leave her a $10-$15 tip and wlak out. (Done that before and worked out. But it was a shitty massage anyways!) But I figured she was nice and I asked how much. She told me a. 40 and I said no way. I'll give you what I had in my wallet. She said ok. I so I grab the. 19 and hand it to her she says ok and gets to work. Not a great HJ but not bad either. Small hands but thick fingers. So made my boy look big but weird like a little persons hand on it. Either way I let her do work. Took direction good with motion and speed. Asked her to massage my boys a bit and she did. About 5 min later got my pop and she came back and cleaned me with a hot towel. Overall set me back. 49. Cheapest I've ever got away with at a MP with HE!
Anyways boys that's my little story. Willing to tell you all about the address in a PM.
Looking for a good spot in OC
Hey All,
I am looking for a good spot that will give a good massage and a BJ after. I've been to spots that offer them but they want like $. 20. Idk if I just looked like a sucker or whatever but ended up paying. 40 for a HJ. I seriously just want to get a nice massgae and BJ for about $ - $. 20 total. Without worrying about dealing with SW or Escort BP ads. Too much of a process. Want to get it and get out. Thanks fellas!
Anaheim / Orange / Santa Ana area preffered. I'm up to being a regular to a good independent provider also!