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[QUOTE=ImmanuelHope;4229982]Me too. Gave good reports.[/QUOTE]I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.
And to think I was about to call Swags for a date a couple of years ago. And then she started calling Vino Marty. I've known Vino for years and he is not Marty. If you really want proof Swags, ask Cassie. She has photos of her and Marty on her FB page. So she knows both of them. And they not the same. Batshit crazy.
[QUOTE=SmashDog;4239600]I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.[/QUOTE]I don't know what he did, but it seemed like even A2 hated to see him go.
ROWOV -resisting officer without violence. If in the course of his "police work" you hinder him, slows him down, obstruct or otherwise just waste their time they can, and if you're the subject of their official duty, then they most likely will tack on that charge to your booking sheet. It's called POP charge. You've Pissed OFF the Police so he's going to make bail harder, time longer and probation more aggravating. If he asks for your ID and he needs to know it officially you don't have one so he has to ask. Bunch of questions go enter it into the computer for several different databases and they feel it's wasting time, they will tack it on. They won't go putting it on without good cause because while "hindering their performance" is defined at their discretion in the moment it will go before a judge and it's his determination if your guilty now as much as the officer may want to mess with you, he's not going to risk admonishment by the judge for bringing BS into his courtroom and if he sees you enough with even just small crap like this, well I've seen a judge make someone with a badge's life hell to make a point just as they have done with the convicted. But just like I've never witnessed someone use a needle for recreational drug use and not end up addicted or have some significant detrimental result also I have never seen someone give an officer a hard time and not have it go well. If you get ROWOV charge you're an asshole that's that. If he's got you he's got you. Skill, bad luck or whatever brought you to that point just minimize it with yes sir no sir three bags full then STFU. But hey, you're life. If you want that officer to start adding charges like it's Pringle's chips and once he starts he can't stop and it's going to get costly for you. Wrong or right, moral or immorAl. The reality here is that's something they can do and no amount of complaining will make it less because that law will stay on the books for the ace in the hole it can provide with shit hits ran and they willl use it c.
Laws on the books you should concern yourself with —-FSS 50.10. Anyone on this site smoke? Discard a lit flammable object anywhere on the ground. Cigar cigarette, even a damn matchstick and he can arrest you 1st degree misdemeanor and then search your vehicle or belongings at will.
Those white lines at traffic signals intersections? If your tire even touches the edge technically you're breaking a traffic law and can be pulled over. If you're riding dirty and they want you, these two laws are how an old timers will get ya if you're one of the. 00001% of drivers who can manage to not break a law after seeing police car behind them.
[URL]http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=0500-0599/0590/Sections/0590.10.html[/URL]
They need to suspect you of violating some law no matter how minimal that law is. Any traffic offense, jaywalking, open container, loitering, suspicion of prostitution or just about anything. If they suspect you for some valid reason (even resembling someone that committed a crime), they can stop you and ask for it. You can refuse and then they will determine whether to let you go or detain you. They will usually opt for the latter one.
Stop and Frisk Law. .
(1) This section may be known and cited as the "Florida Stop and Frisk Law. ".
(2) Whenever any law enforcement officer of this state encounters any person under circumstances which B reasonably indicate that such person has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a violation of the criminal laws of this state or the criminal ordinances of any municipality or county, the officer may temporarily detain such person for the purpose of ascertaining the identity of the person.
[QUOTE=SmashDog;4239600]I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.[/QUOTE]I don't have much time to monger and he's helped me a lot by pointing me in the right direction. He's also helped me avoid some of the real nasty theives as well. Those thieves were always recommended by a popular lying pile of trash who's also gone. Not sure if it's his gigantic member or his personality but the girls I talked to had great things to say about TMC as well. A cool dude.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4239710]If it makes you feel any better, I NEVER would have booked you for anything.
Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]My friend tells me that you and I went to high school together. I don't believe it, but. Wouldn't that make you kind of old?
A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.
I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:
Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!
To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.
To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!
And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.
I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.
Thanks!
Xoxo.
Paige.
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You don't get to have this both ways, either condoms work or they don't. You can't say that you not practicing safe sex makes it more likely that I will catch something when you're a safety guy.
Either they work or they don't, if they do STFU about this and if they don't then start fucking bare.
A2[/blue]
Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?5865-Positive-Escort-Reviews&p=3519796&viewfull=1#post3519796[/URL]
Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!
SYM.
[QUOTE=SweetsGym;4243199]A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.
I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:
Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!
To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.
To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!
And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.
I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.
Thanks!
Xoxo.
Paige.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4234823]I said you moron that all I said was he's nothing but a cashier. So how does he come back with you're a cashier at a liquor store? Keep it up, I'm not the only one who knows you are FartyMarty. Who knows, maybe MBI or FBI does. They did raid the store once and you just so happened not to be there. You're day will come soon brother.
Swags.[/QUOTE]You've got some severe mental issues girl. You're delusional and paranoid. Get back on your meds, you're a batshit crazy biatch! Stay away from the window. Don't look outside because someone in a full size limo tint black Chevy pickup truck may be stalking you as you read this. It has a ABC liquor store sticker on it. Is it FartyMarty? Is it Vino? Is it C3? Maybe it's me, Steve Pope. Try to wrap your twisted little mind around those thoughts. Maybe you really have multiple stalkers, have you ever considered that, you crazy crackpot?.
SP.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4234458]The fact that anytime I was telling FartyMarty what a cocksucker Vino is he would get real still and you could see the pissed off uncomfortable ora surrounding him.
Swags.[/QUOTE]Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,
It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!
SP.
[QUOTE=StevePope;4244527]Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,
It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!
SP.[/QUOTE]You just got to poke the bear, don't you?
For the record, I don't drive a black anything. Nope. A '66 VW bus with a spinning sunflower on the front.
C3.
[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4244360]Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?5865-Positive-Escort-Reviews&p=3519796&viewfull=1#post3519796[/URL]
Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!
SYM.[/QUOTE]That was an amazingly fun time. Now I get why you write these reviews the way you do. So later on you can go back and relive every one of the hot incounters you've had with us lovely ladies!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4245373]From your blatant ORAl stupidity you are definitely ORAlly challenged and don't have a clue on the art of eating pussy as well as your trade school manners, welding I presume.
Swags.[/QUOTE]Calling all of your multiple personalites; Sybil, Swags & Svetlana the Russian Princess.
Potsy called and he says hello to all of your split personalities. He's somewhat concerned with your bizarre behavior of late.
PanteraBenetar sure was accurate with his posted review of your poor service & hygiene. He was wondering if you had gotten rid of that infection? War Eagle!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4245565]With the obvious self review below me and the fact you are troll with no reviews and BS trolling posts you are the alter ego of one of four: SkankyStuffGym, BettyPoop, DinahDinasaur or BishopCrackHat.
Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Dear Detective Swaggy-shank, You might have the right thought pattern (that's a first for you), but none of the four above listed handles. Keep guessing, Pinhead! Yours Truly, the Bo Jackson Fan Club, War Eagle!
SP.
[QUOTE=SweetsGym;4243199]A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.
I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:
Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!.[/QUOTE]You will truly be missed.
Xoxo,
Cleo.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4246964]Unless you're truly an Auburn scam you shouldn't say those words. I'm guessing you've never been to Alabama. Football is a religion there. Something I've never seen. Even in the Salons I worked at the ball games are on and everyone is watching and you better count on it taking a little longer than normal to get your hair done. I only worked for intelligent people so only Bama games were allowed.
RollTideRoll.
Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]I was at the Sugar Bowl the year Alabama faced Miami, and, yeah, the 60,000 Alabama fans think the last two words of the national anthem are "Roll Tide!. ".
Oh, yeah, that was the year Miami won its first national title. It was a slaughter. The 'Bama fans didn't know what hit them from this little private school in wherever Coral Gables is.
C3.
[QUOTE=SweetsGym;4243199]A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.
I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:
Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!
To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.
To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!
And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.
I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.
Thanks!
Xoxo.
Paige.[/QUOTE]Paige, We never met (I find that hard to believe) even though you were one of the first providers I hit up when I came aboard this forum. Just goes to show you, not everyone is for everyone but I followed you through all your posts and reviews with great interest. I did find my way to almost all the ladies on your list and you are correct a who's who of providers on there and some damn good eating.
Anyway, thanks for being a part of it all and safe journey the rest of your life.
Fisherman.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4247670]Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando do this big grand speech as though they were leaving a prestigious position with a Forbes fortune company. You're not a supermodel, beauty queen or of noble status you suckband fuck and do pretty much anything for a buck. Do you all present your speech to your family for approval like the president of the United states. There is nothing glamorous about prostitution. If you're Lucky only one thing will ever come good out of it.
Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Dear Color Commentator Bat Shit Crazy: Whatever beef you have with Paige, and its probably simply professional jealousy, don't continue to be a hater. Paige was / is a fine person who delivered services as promised and for us mongers and that is all we care about! Best of Luck in the future Paige!
[QUOTE=ScottChase1976;4048158]I am. What's beyond apoplectic. That Netflix canceled Daredevil. I get that Disney doesn't want one of their new properties on a competing streaming service when they are starting one of their own, but still. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you very much.[/QUOTE]Daredevil was the best Marvel Netflix show, especially with Kingpin involved. I finished season 3 but I guess no season 4 based on your frustration. Tragic.