Massage Parlor Reports

What went on? You basically just said you took a bath. Was there a massage involved in any of this?

[QUOTE=JimmieB;5348965]I visited recently in the middle of the day. Opted for one hour at $60. The table shower was not offered but I asked fir and received it. Both the massage room and TS room were very small. The TS was only so-so, due to the cramped quarters and low water pressure. Attendant and I both stayed masked the entire visit. The door bell sounded many times but my attendant never responded to it. She was 40-ish, petite, personable. It was satisfactory. This was not a dream, it really happened.

J.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=JimmieB;5348965]I visited recently in the middle of the day. Opted for one hour at $60. The table shower was not offered but I asked fir and received it. Both the massage room and TS room were very small. The TS was only so-so, due to the cramped quarters and low water pressure. Attendant and I both stayed masked the entire visit. The door bell sounded many times but my attendant never responded to it. She was 40-ish, petite, personable. It was satisfactory. This was not a dream, it really happened. J.[/QUOTE]Did you tip her?

I was wondering if the ladies sometimes watch you strip before they enter. I've noticed that sometimes the girls almost know exactly when to walk in as if they knew you had just laid on the table. Maybe it's just me. I don't mind it if they do, I was just wondering if anyone else had felt the same way.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5353997]I was wondering if the ladies sometimes watch you strip before they enter. I've noticed that sometimes the girls almost know exactly when to walk in as if they knew you had just laid on the table. Maybe it's just me. I don't mind it if they do, I was just wondering if anyone else had felt the same way.[/QUOTE]I think a lot of them do that as part of the tease.

I don think they do. They mostly linger outside the room and can hear when it's time to come in. Plus most of these massage tables creak when you lay on them. I've never had anyone come in while I was getting undressed, and plenty of times I've laid there longer than what I wanted to. And it's illegal to have a camera in a room like that. Now there's some that may take a picture of your ball sack or butthole when you're laying there just being a sneaky b at $&h.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5353997]I was wondering if the ladies sometimes watch you strip before they enter. I've noticed that sometimes the girls almost know exactly when to walk in as if they knew you had just laid on the table. Maybe it's just me. I don't mind it if they do, I was just wondering if anyone else had felt the same way.[/QUOTE]

Yep, no cellphones allowed in the Room, I wonder why.

Does anyone know if she is a new massage girl, or is she repackaging to avoid bad reviews. Inquiring minds would like to know. Thanks.

[URL]https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/all-your-desires-will-be-satis/799127312471[/URL]

[QUOTE=Cudjoe;5363045]Does anyone know if she is a new massage girl, or is she repackaging to avoid bad reviews. Inquiring minds would like to know. Thanks.

[URL]https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/all-your-desires-will-be-satis/799127312471[/URL][/QUOTE]I would bet she is trying to rebrand her "services" since she is uninspiring, untalented, and hygiene challenged.

That's what called a Triple you. Uninspiring, untalented, and unclean.

[QUOTE=FridayKatz;5363527]I would bet she is trying to rebrand her "services" since she is uninspiring, untalented, and hygiene challenged.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FridayKatz;5363527]I would bet she is trying to rebrand her "services" since she is uninspiring, untalented, and hygiene challenged.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feed back looks like I can scratch another off. She hits all the red flags.

Popped over to Sunny a few days ago. Their prices are starting to get ridiculous. $60 door fee but then they want $100 for a standard HE. I laughed and said I'll do $60. She got perturbed and said something like "If you've been coming here you'd know that it's $100". I about walked out. I can stretch that $100 a lot more elsewhere. Just a heads up to everyone.

[QUOTE=DougFunny;5364937]Popped over to Sunny a few days ago. Their prices are starting to get ridiculous. $60 door fee but then they want $100 for a standard HE. I laughed and said I'll do $60. She got perturbed and said something like "If you've been coming here you'd know that it's $100". I about walked out. I can stretch that $100 a lot more elsewhere. Just a heads up to everyone.[/QUOTE]Got the same treatment at Sunny.

Blame ourselves for paying them $60 for a half hour massage and another $60 for a So-Call HJ.

Why didn't you walk out? That's exactly what you should've done. If more did, then they wouldn't even think about charging that. I gave you all fair warning about the bullshit there. Any of these damn places, give them $40 for their tip. Nothing more. And if they start in on the whole "you going to give me good teep" before they even start with the deed, tell them you have $40, and if they balk at it, get the fuck up and leave. Stop letting these women make the rules. Most don't even deserve that considering the shitty massages they give for $60.

[QUOTE=DougFunny;5364937]Popped over to Sunny a few days ago. Their prices are starting to get ridiculous. $60 door fee but then they want $100 for a standard HE. I laughed and said I'll do $60. She got perturbed and said something like "If you've been coming here you'd know that it's $100". I about walked out. I can stretch that $100 a lot more elsewhere. Just a heads up to everyone.[/QUOTE]