All I got to say is El Oh El! Rofl
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All I got to say is El Oh El! Rofl
I got burn once too in my very short mongering life by not following the 22 rules. I would really worry about a LEO in the corner watching or a pim jumping out in the next block. Anyway, nice that you come out ok and got your revenge.
[QUOTE=BBC305; 1398620]Well fellow mongers, I broke a handful of monger rules and finally got burned. I was traveling up biscayne just past 125 south when I see this BSW walking near that strip club there. Pulled in the parking Lot of the club and scooped her up. Did a LEO check and off we go. Went to the hotel right off biscayne and 100st and she said it wasn't her room but a friends and it'll be 10 for the room plus. 70 for her for FS. She was looking damn good so I didn't mind. Gave her 20 for the room and off to the room we go an that's where it started going bad. When we got to the room, there was an old man in there with a pipe and she asked him to leave. Then she asked for her donation. Gave her. 60 and she asked for the rest. Told her to take it from the difference in the room. She looked like he gt mad and told me to take off my pants. She then asked if I protection. Told her no and she said she'd go get some and walked out of the room. And that's when I knew it was over but was thinking she'd come back because she left her purse. After about 5 min, the old man came back and said,"you have to leave". Didn't want any problems so I quickly got out and in my car and left. As I was pulling out, I remembered the purse and knocked on the door. Old man opened, I walked in and took it. Pulled off and went thru the purse. She had nothing in it so I threw it out. And quickly called 911 to report domestic violence in old mans room. I then went to walgreen, picked up some gallons and a big bottle of water. Hung around for the rest of the night and rulers about 6 ballons with my yellow fluids and waited. Drove by the hotel later and saw old man in cuffs and her walking on about 66st. Made a U and out the window came the balloons and one made contact. She chased the car but of course, to no avail.
Well fellow mongers, this is my story and revenge. All because I was thinking with my small head. So please, stick to the rules and you won't have to go thru what I went thru.[/QUOTE]
Many thanks to ChillyWilly for Jenny's digits. This is the second time I've seen her and reported about her but now I have some pictures to go with the story. Drove to her place on NE 77th street. Bad area and I was kinda worried about getting my car broken into which doesn't help keeping it up while I'm doing the deed. I walk into the ratty apt and there are 2 black guys hanging out on the couch. She introduces me to her girlfriend and wanted me to do the friend too, but in spite of a pretty face the friend's body is kind of thick so I declined. Then the drama started. Coke heads knocking on the window from the outside! Can't fuck her missionary cause it hurts too much. Too many pictures. Don't get the cum on the nasty bedspread. All kinds of shit like that. She even tried to get me to erase all the pictures with her face showing but I snuck out while she went to the bathroom. Wouldn't matter anyhow cause I have a free download called "recuva" which recovers all deleted pictures. (many times I have erased the pictures in front of them only to get home and recover them) You have to put up with with a lot of drama with this puppy but she's a sexy fuck. Gave her the sexydickster / screwhappy special on her stomach as a token pf my appreciation. I have the digits for seniors. She's an upseller though and you will end up paying close to a $. I'd rather see a BP girl for a more relaxed evening.
[QUOTE=ScrewHappy;1398781]Many thanks to ChillyWilly for Jenny's digits. This is the second time I've seen her and reported about her but now I have some pictures to go with the story. Drove to her place on NE 77th street. Bad area and I was kinda worried about getting my car broken into which doesn't help keeping it up while I'm doing the deed. I walk into the ratty apt and there are 2 black guys hanging out on the couch. She introduces me to her girlfriend and wanted me to do the friend too, but in spite of a pretty face the friend's body is kind of thick so I declined. Then the drama started. Coke heads knocking on the window from the outside! Can't fuck her missionary cause it hurts too much. Too many pictures. Don't get the cum on the nasty bedspread. All kinds of shit like that. She even tried to get me to erase all the pictures with her face showing but I snuck out while she went to the bathroom. Wouldn't matter anyhow cause I have a free download called "recuva" which recovers all deleted pictures. (many times I have erased the pictures in front of them only to get home and recover them) You have to put up with with a lot of drama with this puppy but she's a sexy fuck. Gave her the sexydickster / screwhappy special on her stomach as a token pf my appreciation. I have the digits for seniors. She's an upseller though and you will end up paying close to a $. I'd rather see a BP girl for a more relaxed evening.[/QUOTE]Good fucking report and pictures. Good stuff.
Cali
[QUOTE=ScrewHappy;1398781]Many thanks to ChillyWilly for Jenny's digits. This is the second time I've seen her and reported about her but now I have some pictures to go with the story. Drove to her place on NE 77th street. Bad area and I was kinda worried about getting my car broken into which doesn't help keeping it up while I'm doing the deed. I walk into the ratty apt and there are 2 black guys hanging out on the couch. She introduces me to her girlfriend and wanted me to do the friend too, but in spite of a pretty face the friend's body is kind of thick so I declined. Then the drama started. Coke heads knocking on the window from the outside! Can't fuck her missionary cause it hurts too much. Too many pictures. Don't get the cum on the nasty bedspread. All kinds of shit like that. She even tried to get me to erase all the pictures with her face showing but I snuck out while she went to the bathroom. Wouldn't matter anyhow cause I have a free download called "recuva" which recovers all deleted pictures. (many times I have erased the pictures in front of them only to get home and recover them) You have to put up with with a lot of drama with this puppy but she's a sexy fuck. Gave her the sexydickster / screwhappy special on her stomach as a token pf my appreciation. I have the digits for seniors. She's an upseller though and you will end up paying close to a $. I'd rather see a BP girl for a more relaxed evening.[/QUOTE]Man you've got some big balls going to her place and doing her while the two black guys hang out in the other room. All she would have had to do was yell something, they would have come bustin in and you would have left without your wallet and anything else you had. But hey, you're the man. More power to ya.
Tenn27
[QUOTE=BBC305;1398620]As I was pulling out, I remembered the purse and knocked on the door. Old man opened, I walked in and took it. Pulled off and went thru the purse. She had nothing in it so I threw it out. And quickly called 911 to report domestic violence in old mans room. I then went to walgreen, picked up some [B]gallons[/B] and a big bottle of water. Hung around for the rest of the night and [B]rulers[/B] about 6 ballons with my yellow fluids and waited. Drove by the hotel later and saw old man in cuffs and her walking on about 66st. Made a U and out the window came the balloons and one made contact. She chased the car but of course, to no avail.[/QUOTE]I hope you called 911 from a burner, or better, a pay phone, and not your personal cell. If you used your burner, I'd consider that number compromised, and look to replace it soon.
I've dealt with a few unpleasant girls in hotels by using their toothbrushes as toilet swizzle sticks, and pissing in their makeup bags. I've also called hotel management to report a loud argument between a hooker in room x and a guy who wanted his money back.
BTW, watch your auto-correct when posting: I think you bought some balloons, not 'gallons' and you filled, not 'rulers' them.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1399401]I hope you called 911 from a burner, or better, a pay phone, and not your personal cell. If you used your burner, I'd consider that number compromised, and look to replace it soon.
I've dealt with a few unpleasant girls in hotels by using their toothbrushes as toilet swizzle sticks, and pissing in their makeup bags. I've also called hotel management to report a loud argument between a hooker in room x and a guy who wanted his money back.
BTW, watch your auto-correct when posting: I think you bought some balloons, not 'gallons' and you filled, not 'rulers' them.[/QUOTE]Yes, since I'm typing from my phone, I tend to miss a word here and there. I actually went to the g-station across from kmart and used their public phone. Forgot this things were around. Would have never called from my phone or the phone app.
Pensfan, I'd done it for 20. Money wasnt the issue, it's principal. I'm sure she'll continue to do so as long as she feels it's ok. Maybe next time she'll think before acting. Then again, maybe not.
I wanted to know if anyone knows this chick named India I pick her up a couple months ago on 79st near N bay village she told me she worked that area and south beach I haven't seen her any more wanted to know if anyone knows her.
I pick up this girl India a couple months back on 79st near NB village she told me she worked that area and south beach I haven't seen her anymore I wanted to know if any body knows her or have seen her.
I honestly wish I would have thought of calling 911 and some of this other stuff when I got screwed around by some BP chick in west palm awhile ago. I was still really green and new to the mongering scene so I broke the rules and paid for it LOL.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1399401]I hope you called 911 from a burner, or better, a pay phone, and not your personal cell. If you used your burner, I'd consider that number compromised, and look to replace it soon.
I've dealt with a few unpleasant girls in hotels by using their toothbrushes as toilet swizzle sticks, and pissing in their makeup bags. I've also called hotel management to report a loud argument between a hooker in room x and a guy who wanted his money back.
BTW, watch your auto-correct when posting: I think you bought some balloons, not 'gallons' and you filled, not 'rulers' them.[/QUOTE]
Hey guys,
I took some CuTe panty pix last nite to show you that want to take the time to come find me. Even tho °•°some of you°•° think I'm no type ofeye candyat all. See for urself and hit me up I'm heading to the block now. Xoxo!
Well guys after a pretty off night of being jerked around by an escort from BP I decided to hit the trails in search of an SW. Well I visited 79th, Biscayne, Flagler and tamiami trail all to no avail. It was after 3 am but I didn't see anyone all I noticed were Leos all over the place. This had been the second time I noticed something like this. Perhaps there's a major crackdown on SW's but maybe you guys had better luck.
[QUOTE=Pete141; 1397040]Well here we have Laci from.
Ft Myers young 22yr old tight body from our fair state....
... So I present Puppy from 77th and NE 2nd great great body sexy as hell rock climber. [/QUOTE]
Puppy aka Jenny? I been trying to get her. Can you hit me up with both numbers? So in your pictures, is Laci the first 2 photos and Puppy the last 3?
EDIT: Nevermind whose who. I finally caught up on my reading and seen the Jenny pics.
[QUOTE=WhiteeBoy;1397942]I found the best monger hotel to stay at is the New Yorker Motel on Biscayne and 66th. I've stayed there many times ($89 / night) and parking lot totally safe, super clean rooms (no bed bugs, new mattresses, etc) , good free breakfast. Pool is very well maintained. Best of all is that it's on the east side of Lemon City / Little Haiti. Just two blocks away is a carousel of decent SW's mostly spanish and black if that's your thing. So it's the best of both worlds. Safety and cleanliness if you're staying for a couple of days, and yet close enough to touch the action. Google it.[/QUOTE]
By two blocks, do you mean at NE 4th court which is two blocks away?
That un-kept hairy ape looks strangely familiar.
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So I'm in Downtown and after business call up all the contacts I have, new puppy Jenny, Kendra, Laci, Amy and so forth. First to call me is April and I have heard she gives one of the craziest head jobs. So While I'm waiting for her I see an almost albino SW on 2nd ave and 20 st. I signal she jumps in and after LEO check we start some action Jackson fun. Good BBBJ rate her as a 7, not the best but got my rocks off in no time and played with my jizz which is a plus for me. I was content and ready cause this played out perfect as I just got fluffed and will last for my next BJ as I know I will last as I heard April is good and I didn't want it to be a five minute job.
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So finally she tells me she is ready and perfect timing as I dump the albino looking girl around same area 14 street and 1st ave and pick up April in the same area. We start on double action Jackson for fun and action shots as well. April gives a top of the shelf head job. Goes deep and good suction and changes up her style from playing with the head with her tongue then goes deep deep and love it. I will definitely repeat as she knows what she is doing as she does her thing and listens well too, no drama and an awesume release and didn't complain as I took almost 20 minutes, she did her thing and no complaints, zero.
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So I'm crusing north on Biscayne and I see a hot girl that is too hot to be a street walker, I take these shots and notice a truck honked and looped around and she changes direction down the street from Biscayne, I'm thinking no way. As I looped to the street she turned in, I saw her in that truck already. I get hungry and eat at BK and continue back on Biscayne and spot the same girl and go make my move but another effin monger beats me and she gets in, dam this girl is getting picked up quicker then quick, never saw her again.
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So I'm turning west on 79 street and before the railroad track I spot another SW, I signal and she jumps in. Bianca knows very little english but knows the basic with her thick accent. Been in the states for few months from Puerto Rico and loves it here and I waste no time in Jackson action universal punch. Down she goes and gives a good 8 plus BBBJ and I'm telling her go deep but she don't know what deep is and I forgot how to say deep in spanish, darn not very good at taking directions in english, fuck why life so I decide for Hamilton FS extra and I pound her and I finally get my rocks off.
All in all good Saturday action in MIA and thanks to Pete as he is the Monger Ambassadorial
Calizum